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Anguish Languish

Chapter 38: HORMONE DERANGE
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The collection playfully rewrites familiar poems, nursery rhymes, and short pieces by substituting words with others that sound similar but have different meanings, producing humorous homophonic renderings readable aloud for comic effect. An introductory essay explains the method, outlines a mock society promoting the practice, and gives guidance for performance and study. Subsequent sections present numerous phonetic recastings that rely on context and pronunciation to reveal the original texts while showcasing English sound patterns, puns, and linguistic observation, inviting group reading and playful experimentation with vocabulary and intonation.

HORMONE DERANGE

O gummier hum warder buffer-lore rum
Enter dare enter envelopes ply,
Ware soiled’em assured adage cur-itching ward
An disguise earn it clotty oil die.
Harm, hormone derange,
Warder dare enter envelopes ply,
Ware soiled’em assured adage cur-itching ward
An disguise earn it clotty oil die.