Sir Rat.
A·Comedy·
Persons of the Drama.
Mr. Thomas Cat.
Mrs. Thomas Cat.
Master Tommy Cat.
Miss Fluffy Cat.
Sir Rat.
Scene: The barn. A basket in one corner.
Master Tommy (looking out of the basket).
How very big the world is, after all!
Compared to it our basket seems quite small,
We never dreamed, dear Fluffy, till our eyes
Were opened, that the world was such a size.
I’d like at once to see it all. Let’s go
And take a stroll around it.
How very big the world is, after all!
Compared to it our basket seems quite small,
We never dreamed, dear Fluffy, till our eyes
Were opened, that the world was such a size.
I’d like at once to see it all. Let’s go
And take a stroll around it.
Fluffy. No! No! No!
Mama expressly told us not to stray
Outside the basket while she was away.
Something might happen if we disobeyed.
Mama expressly told us not to stray
Outside the basket while she was away.
Something might happen if we disobeyed.
Tommy. Oh, you’re a girl—of course you are afraid!
Fluffy. Suppose—oh, dear!—suppose we meet a Rat!
Tommy. Suppose we do, dear Fluffy, what of that?
I will protect you with my strong right paw.
The sight of me would fill a Rat with awe.
I will protect you with my strong right paw.
The sight of me would fill a Rat with awe.
Fluffy. Would it?
Tommy. Of course it would. I’d like to see
The Rat who’d dare to trifle once with me,
I do not think he’d live to try it twice!
The Rat who’d dare to trifle once with me,
I do not think he’d live to try it twice!
Fluffy. You are so brave! It really would be nice
To see the world—
To see the world—
Tommy. It will be grand. Here goes!
There, take my paw, and jump. So, mind your toes!
There, take my paw, and jump. So, mind your toes!
(Fluffy jumps.)
Now we are off. Tread softly, Sister dear,
If we’re not careful all the world may hear.
If we’re not careful all the world may hear.
Fluffy (starting).
Oh, dear, what was that noise? I wish we’d stayed—
Oh, dear, what was that noise? I wish we’d stayed—
Tommy (trembling).
Be brave, dear Sister,—see, I’m n’-n’-not a’-afraid.
Whatever happens, do not make a row!
Be brave, dear Sister,—see, I’m n’-n’-not a’-afraid.
Whatever happens, do not make a row!
(Enter Sir Rat.)
Sir Rat. Aha! what’s this?
Tommy. Help! Murder! Mi-ow-ow!
Fluffy. Tommy, be calm! Dear Mr. Rat, good day.
Sir Rat (jumping up and down).
Enough! enough! I did not come to play!
Enough! enough! I did not come to play!
Fluffy. Dear Mr. Rat, how beautifully you dance.
Sir Rat. You flatter me.
Fluffy (aside). It is my only chance.
(To Tommy.)
Run, Tommy! run! and bring dear Father-cat,
While I remain and flatter Mr. Rat.
While I remain and flatter Mr. Rat.
(Exit Tommy, in haste.)
(To Sir Rat.)
It’s very plain you learned that step in France.
I wish, dear Rat, you’d teach me how to dance.
I wish, dear Rat, you’d teach me how to dance.
Sir Rat. I do not often dancing-lessons give;
But since you haven’t very long to live,
And you are so polite, this once I’ll try.
But since you haven’t very long to live,
And you are so polite, this once I’ll try.
Fluffy. Thanks! thanks, dear Rat,—one dance before I die.
(Polka music. Sir Rat dances and Fluffy applauds.)
Fluffy. Bravo! Sir Rat, I never saw before
Such perfect dancing! Won’t you dance once more?
Such perfect dancing! Won’t you dance once more?
Sir Rat. Be done with folly, Kitten! Now at last
Your time has come. Reflect upon your past!
Your time has come. Reflect upon your past!
Fluffy. It won’t take long my past life to unfold!
In sooth, Sir Rat, I’m only nine days old.
In sooth, Sir Rat, I’m only nine days old.
Sir Rat. Peace, Kitten! Hold thy peace!—thy time is past.
Fluffy. Miow! Miow!
(Enter Mr. and Mrs. Cat and Tommy.)
Mr. Cat. Aha! Sir Rat, at last
I have thee; and this barn will soon, I trow,
Be rid of such a Ruffian Rat as thou!
I have thee; and this barn will soon, I trow,
Be rid of such a Ruffian Rat as thou!
(They fight. Sir Rat falls.)
Mr. Cat (sheathing his claws).
’Tis well I hastened; had I not, I fear
We soon had seen the last of Fluffy dear!
’Tis well I hastened; had I not, I fear
We soon had seen the last of Fluffy dear!
Tommy. Oh, dear, to think what might have been her fate!
Fluffy (aside). I learned that Polka step, at any rate.
Mrs. Cat. But luncheon’s waiting. Come into the house.
Your father caught to-day a fine spring mouse.
And, children, when I tell you not to stray
From home, in future do not disobey!
Your father caught to-day a fine spring mouse.
And, children, when I tell you not to stray
From home, in future do not disobey!
Curtain.
✙The end of Sir Rat✙