Go, put it on him, and then tie him up.
'Twill fit but scurvily upon this collar;
But patience is as good as a French Pickadel.
And that's his fault.
Come Souldiers, come, ye are roughly bred, and bloody,
Shew your obedience, and the joy ye take
In executing impious commands;
Ye have a Captain seals your liberal pardons,
Be no more Christians, put religion by,
'Twill make ye cowards: feel no tenderness,
Nor let a thing call'd conscience trouble ye;
Alas, 'twill breed delay. Bear no respect
To what I seem; were I a Saint indeed,
Why should that stagger ye? you know not holiness:
To be excellent in evil, is your goodness;
And be so, 'twill become ye: have no hearts,
For fear you should repent: that will be dangerous:
For if there be a knocking there, a pricking,
And that pulse beat back to your considerations,
How ye have laid a stiff hand on Religion—
The fears ye live in and the hourly dangers
Will be delights to these: those have their ends,
But these outlive all time, and all repentance:
And if it creep into your conscience once,
Be sure ye lock that close.
Better ye had been Trees, or Stones, and happier;
For those die here, and seek no further being,
Nor hopes, nor punishments.
We are bad enough already: sins enough
To make our graves even loath us.
They are two mens trades, and let another execute.
Lay violent hands on holy things?
Put to your powers, ye rascals, I command ye.
Holy, or unholy, if I say it,
I'le have it done.
And bad enough, and overdo obedience:
But to be made such instruments of mischief.
And with as little reluctation,
Let me come clear of these, and wipe that score off.
Put me upon a felt and known perdition?
In one that would command anothers temper,
And bear no bound in's own?
And can no sacrifice appease thy malice,
But my blood spilt? do it thy self, dispatch it;
And as thou takst the whole revenge unto thee,
Take the whole sin upon thee; and be mighty,
Mighty in evil, as thou art in anger:
And let not these poor wretches houl for thy sake.
Those things that in thine own glass seem most monstrous,
Wouldst thou abuse their weak sights with, for amiable?
Is it, thou thinkst to fear me with thy terrors,
And into weak condition draw my vertue?
If I were now to learn to die I would sue thee:
Or did I fear death, then I would make thee glorious.
But knowing what, and how far I can suffer;
And all my whole life being but deaths preface,
My sleep but at next door.
I'le make ye feel: I'le make ye know, and feel too;
And Rascals, you shall tremble. Keep him here,
And keep him safe too: if he scape your guards—
I will not be thus baffled. [Exit.
Have you conspir'd, that he should rage and rave thus?
Have you kill'd his Father, or his Mother? or strangled any of his kindred?
About their belly-pieces?
Or any way deserve death? is it not natural?
Bar us the Christian liberty of women,
And build us up with brick, take away our free-stone.
He does not envy thee: that's not his quarrel;
For, look you, that might be compounded without prayers.
We have no trading with such Tinsel-stuff;
To be an excellent thief, is all we aim at.
Wilt thou take a spit and stride, and see if thou canst outrun us?
For though your government admit no president,
Keep your selves carefull in't.
If he hang him himself.
He will compel some one.
If I must die, let it not trouble you;
It stirs not me: it is the end I was born for.
Only this honest office I desire ye,
(If there be courtesie in men of your breed)
To see me buried; not to let his fury
Expose my body to the open violence
Of beasts, and fowls: so far I urge humanity.
Enter Roderigo, Alinda.
And give ye a volly of as good cups of Sack,
For that's our Discipline.
As high in rage as ever; the boy with him.
And must have some body.
Love me, or love me not, I say thou shalt do it:
Stare not, nor stagger, Sirrah; if ye deny me,
Do you see this Rogue?
Heavens goodness bless me.
That would hang me.
And turn him off: come, thou shalt be my Jewel,
And I'le allow thee horse, and all thy pleasures,
And twenty gallant things: I'le teach thee arms too;
Make thee mine heir.
I'le pluck up the best heart I can yet.
It is my will: That in the Pilgrims coat there,
That Devil in the Saints skin.
So young, so deep in blood?
Work sacred innocence, to be a Devil?
Do't thy self for shame, thou best becom'st it.
And yet I'le have it done: this child shall strangle thee,
A crying Girle, if she were here, should master thee.
The patience of my death, shall more torment thee,
(Thou painted honour, thou base man made backward)
Than all my life has fear'd thee.
Patience wins Heaven, and not the heat of passion.
Why do you rayle?
Prethee make haste, and let that gulph be satisfied.
I would not borrow from his courtesie
One hour of life, to gain an age of glory.
I cannot go more joyfully to a wedding.
Now guide my tongue, thou blessedness.
Let me speak privately.
But must he now?
Are great, and full, you suffer from this fellow,
Do not ye purpose so to suit your vengeance?
I have considered, and I know it certain,
Ye suffer below him: lose all your angers.
I would not tell ye else. Is that revenge,
To slight your cause, and Saint your enemy,
Clap the Doves wings of downy peace unto him,
And let him soar to Heaven, whilst you are sighing?
Is this revenge?
The blessing of a Father never reach'd it:
His contemplation now scorns ye, contemns ye,
And all the tortures ye can use. Let him die thus;
And these that know and love revenge will laugh at ye:
Here lies the honour of a well-bred anger,
To make his enemy shake and tremble under him;
Doubt, nay, almost despair, and then confound him.
This man ye rock asleep, and all your rages
Are Requiems to his parting soul, meer Anthems.
And the more weight ye put on his foundation,
Now as he stands, ye fix him still the stronger;
If ye love him, honour him, would heap upon him
Friendships and benefits beyond example,
Hope him a Star in Heaven, and there would stick him,
Now take his life.
How dull, and still he looks!
And long have buckled with the worlds extremities,
A valiant man, and no doubt know both fortunes,
And would ye work your Master-piece thus madly,
Take the bare name of honour, that will pity ye
When the world knows ye have prey'd on a poor Pilgrim?
Do you ask a child? I would have ye do most bravely,
Because I most affect ye: like your self Sir,
Scorn him, and let him go; seem to contemn him,
And now ye have made him shake, seal him his pardon,
When he appears a subject fit for anger,
And fit for you, his pious Armour off,
His hopes no higher than your sword may reach at,
Then strike, and then ye know revenge; then take it.
I hope I have turn'd his mind.
I scorn to let loose so base an anger
May light on thee: See me no more, but quit me;
And when we meet again.
Shall we ne're happy meet?
Go with me, and discourse: I like thy company
O Child! I love thy tongue.
And I shall love him terribly.
For if ye mark, how earnest he was with him,
And how he labour'd him.
But a good rogue; 'This boy will make's all honest.
Come let's to Supper; then upon our watches.
To the boys health, and then about our business.
[Exeunt.
Actus Tertius. Scena Prima.
Enter Roderigo, Jaques, Lopez, and three Out-Laws.
Nor ever heard of her, but from your report.
Me thinks a woman dares not.
What dares not woman, when she is provok'd?
Or what seems dangerous to Love, or fury?
That it is she, this has confirm'd me certain,
These Jewels here, a part of which I sent her,
And though unwilling, yet her Father wrought her
To take, and wear.
And among us? where were our understandings?
I could have ghess'd unhappily: have had some feeling
In such a matter: Here are as pretty fellows,
At the discovery of such a Jigambob:
A handsome wench too! sure we have lost our faculties,
We have no motions: what should she do here, Sir?
There lies the misery: how cunningly she quit him,
And how she urg'd! had ye been constant to me,
I ne're had suffer'd this.
And would he had been hang'd, that's all we care for't:
So our hands had not don't.
And what care have ye for that? gone, and contemn'd me;
Master'd my will, and power, and now laughs at me.
Has carryed her back again invisible,
For we ne're knew, nor heard of her departure.
She went with you.
But when I wak'd, and call'd: O my dull pate here,
If I had open'd this when it was given me,
This Roguy Box.
Enter Alphonso, and 2 Out-laws.
There's all my fortune fled; I know it, I feel it.
I am founder'd, melted, some fairy thing or other
Has led me dancing; the Devil has haunted me
I'th' likeness of a voyce: give me thy Captain.
I have been fool'd and jaded, made a dog-bolt.
My Daughter's run away: I have been haunted too,
I have lost my horse; I am hungry, and out of my wits also.
And take your ease; I'le follow her recovery,
These shall be yours the whil'st, and do ye service.
The next we take, we'l search a little nearer,
We'l not be boyed again with a pair of breeches. [Exeunt.
SCENE II.
Enter Juletta.
And I'le be with him soon: I'le startle him,
A little better than I have done: all this long night
I have le[d] him out o'th' way, to try his patience,
And made him swear, and curse; and pray, and swear again,
And cry for anger; I made him leave his horse too,
Where he can never find him more; whistled to him,
And then he would run through thick and thin, to reach me,
And down in this ditch; up again, and shake him,
And swear some certain blessings: then into that bush
Pop goes his pate, and all his face is comb'd over,
And I sit laughing: a hundred tricks, I have serv'd him:
And I will double 'em, before I leave him;
I'le teach his anger to dispute with women.
But all this time, I cannot meet my Mistress,
I cannot come to comfort her; that grieves me,
For sure she is much afflicted: till I do,
I'le haunt thy Ghost Alphonso; I'le keep thee waking,
Yes, I must get a Drum: I am villanous weary,
And yet I'le trot about these villages
Till I have got my will, and then have at ye.
I'le make your anger drop out at your elbows e're I leave ye. [Exit.
SCENE III.
Enter Seberto, and Curio.
We cannot cross her: no way light upon her.
For certain if she had, we should have reach'd her,
Made some discovery, heard some news; we have seen nothing.
She is certainly disguis'd, her modesty
Durst never venture else.
And let me see it once, I can distinguish it.
Unless she light in's teeth, to look about him.
He guesses now, and chafes and frets like Tinsel.
But keep her from him, heaven: where are we Curio?
And yet I have ridden all these coasts, at all hours,
And had an aim.
Not far off should be Roderigo's quarter,
For in this fastness if I be not cozen'd,
He and his out-laws live.
Enter Alinda.
Keep my wits Heaven, I feel 'em wavering,
O God my head.
A very pretty boy: what place is this, child?
And whither dost thou travel? how he stares!
Some stubborn Master has abus'd the boy,
And beaten him: how he complains! whither goest thou?
I have been taken here by drunken thieves,
And (O my bones!) I have been beaten Sir.
Mis-us'd, and rob'd: extreamly beaten Gentlemen,
O God, my side!
Look up, and be of good cheer.
My back, my back, my back.
But they call the Captain Roderigo.
I knew we were thereabouts.
And get thee to thy Mother.
Come, let's along, we cannot lose our way now. [Ex.
And glad I am got off; O how I tremble!
Send me but once within his arms dear fortune,
And then come all the world: what shall I do now?
'Tis almost night again, and where to lodge me,
Enter Juletta.
These wild woods, and the fancies I have in me,
Will run me mad.
A Lacky Boy: I need not fear his fierceness.
Didst thou never see a Drum? Canst thou make this grumble?
Here may be double craft: I have no skill in't.
Drum to thy self, and daunce to it.
Thou scurvy Sirrah; thou snotty-nos'd scab, do'st thou hear me?
If I lay down my Drum.
Enter Roderigo, and two Out-laws.
I fear a plot, Heaven send me fairly from it. [Exit.
Woe be to my Gally gaskins.
She will take her patches off, and change her habit.
You cannot cozen me again in a Boys figure,
Nor hide the beauty of that face in patches,
But I shall know it.
If she be found i'th' woods, send me word presently,
And I'le return; she cannot be far gone yet:
If she be not, expect me, when ye see me;
Use all your service to my friend Alphonso,
And have a care to your business: farewel,
No more, farewel. [Exeunt.
This boy in patches, was the boy came by me,
The very same, how hastily it shifted!
What a mop-eyed ass was I, I could not know her,
This must be she, this is she, now I remember her,
How loth she was to talk too, how she fear'd me:
I could now piss mine eyes out for meer anger:
I'le follow her, but who shall vex her Father then?
One flurt at him, and then I am for the voyage,
If I can cross the Captain too: Come Tabor. [Exit.
SCENE IV.
Enter Jaques, and 1 Out-Law.
And very watchfull.
He will not be long from us.
[Drum a far off.
That's still and calm, no noise, nor flux of waters.
It beats again now.
Some from the Kings command: we are lost, we are dead all.
And left us to this ruine, run away from us.
Enter two Out-Laws.
We are taken in a toyle: snapt in a pitfal;
Methinks I feel a Sword already shave me.
If we get under-ground, to fetch us out again;
And every one an Axe to cut the woods down.
Enter Alpho[n]so.
And what make I here to be hang'd? What Devil
Brought me into this danger? Is there ne'er a hole,
That I may creep in deep enough, and die quickly?
Ne'r an old ditch to choke in? I shall be taken
For their Commander now, their General,
And have a commanding Gallows set up for me
As high as a May-pole; and nasty Songs made on me,
Be printed with a Pint-pot and a Dagger.
They are all kill'd by this time: Can I pray?
Let me see that first: I have too much fear to be faithful.
Where's all my State now? I must go hunt for Daughters;
Daughters, and Damsels of the Lake, damned Daughters.
A hundred Crowns for a good tod of Hay,
Or a fine hollow Tree, that would contain me;
I hear 'em coming: I feel the nooze about me.
Enter Seberto, Curio, Out-laws, and Jaques.
None from the King to vex ye.
What Drum? what danger? who's that that shakes behind there?
Mercy upon me, Sir, why are ye fear'd thus?
Am I not shot do you think?
Shot with a fiddle-stick: who's here to shoot ye?
A drum we saw indeed, a boy was beating it,
And hunting Squirrels by Moon-light.
That fairy Rogue, that haunted me last night;
H'as sleeves like Dragons wings.
If ere I stay here more to be thus martyr'd—
Did ye not meet the wench?
A gallant thing, and famous for a Gentlewoman.
And all her face patcht over for discovery:
A Pilgrim too, and thereby hangs a circumstance,
That she hath plaid her master-prize, a rare one.
I came too short.
Walk in, I'le tell ye all, and then we'll part again,
But get some store of Wine: this fright sits here yet. [Ex.
Enter Juletta.