Away Penurio, go and walk i'th' Horse-Fair.
There sirrah, to your Centry.
I'll help ye to a Curry-comb shall claw ye. [Exit.
I'll tell thee presently, I'll measure it to thee.
My valiant boy; do not look so fiercely on me,
Thou wilt fright me with thy face; come buss again Chick,
Smile in my face you mad thing.
Precious, I am all o' fire.
Ha, ye sweet rogue, you loving rogue, a boy now,
A Soldier I will get shall prove a fellow.
Enter Jaquenet and Penurio.
Why this is a dismal day.
For twenty thousand pound.
Or any thing could run into a Bench-hole,
Saint Anthonies Fire upon the rogue has brought her;
Where shall I be? just i'th' nick o'th' matter!
When I had her at my mercy! think for heaven sake,
My wife, all the wild furies hell has.
We are all undone else: it must be up the Chimney.
Alas, we have no Ladders.
Does he never mend his house?
Up nimbly, Sir, up nimbly.
Thou merciless lean rogue.
For if he take ye—
You'll tread my shoulder-bones into my sides else,
Have ye fast hold o'th' barrs?
What if my Master should call for fire?
Not a word now on your life.
Enter Lopez and Rhodope.
But I shall make amends, fair Isabella.
Did you hear him?
And those so powerfully—
This is some comfort now: Alas my Husband—
But why do I think of so poor a fellow,
So wretched, so debauch'd?
He would stick a thousand base diseases on me.
And the grand Pox do with ye.
Enter Penurio and Isabella.
Comes still along: The Duke will charge the City,
We have lost they say.
And my poor wealth?
And what you have of wealth into the Cittadel,
There all's secure.
Penurio, get me some can climb the Chimney,
For there my Jewels are, my best, my richest,
I hid 'em, fearing such a blow.
I have two boys that use to sweep foul Chimneys,
Truly I brought 'em, Sir, to mock your worship,
For the great Fires ye keep, and the full Diet.
Monsieur Black, will your small worship mount?
Enter two Boys.
[Boy sings.
Chanta, frere, chanta.
[Boy sings.
[Boy goes in behind the Arras.
Up my fine singing Monsieur: that's a fine Monsieur.
[Boy within, Madam here be de Rat, de Rat, Madam.
How like my Husband it looks?
I'll break your neck else: was ever man thus chimnied?
I'll butter ye o' both sides.
[Boy Exit [saying Adieu Madam, adieu Madam].
Fool'd fearfully, fool'd shamefully.
I am glad I have any thing within these doors Sir
To make ye merry: you love my wife, I thank ye.
You have shew'd your love.
This monstrous thing?
I have been bold with you Sir, but yet not basely,
As I have faith I have not.
'Twas all meant but to make you feel your trespass;
We knew your hour, and all this fashion'd for it.
And as you ne'er had gone astray, thus kiss ye.
Kiss my wife Lopez, 'tis but in jest remember;
And now all friends together to my Castle,
Where we'll all dine, and there discourse these stories,
And let him be Chimney-swept in's lust that glories. [Ex.
Scæna Quarta.
Enter Silvio and Belvidere severally.
Arm'd with thy powerful Art, this arm dismounted him,
Receiv'd him then on foot, and in fair valour.
Forc'd him mine own, this Jewel I took from him,
It hung upon his cask, the Victors triumph:
And to the Dutchess now a Prisoner
I have render'd him: Come off again unknown, Mother.
'Tis a rich one, curious set, fit for a Princess Burgonet:
This rich Token late was sent, by the Dutchess with intent,
The Marriage next day to begin: Dost thou know what's hid within?
Wipe thine eyes, and then come near, see the beauteous Belvidere:
Now behold it.
For ever will I keep it here, here Mother,
For ever honor it: how oft, how chastly
Have I embrac'd the life of this, and kist it!
And make thy answer to the Dutchess question
I know it troubles thee, for if thou fail in't.
Cast thy trouble on my back, Art nor cunning shall not lack,
To preserve thee, still to keep, what thy envious foemen seek;
Go boldly home, and let thy mind, no distrustful crosses find:
All shall happen for the best; souls walk through sorrows that are blest.
The good old woman for her pain, when every thing stands fair again,
Must ask a poor Boon, and that granting, there's nothing to thy journey wanting.
And as I am a Knight, and love mine honor,
I grant it whatsoever.
Shall never sink for me, nor howl.
I'll conduct thee, keep thee true, to thy Mistriss and thy vow,
And let all their envies fall, I'll be with thee, and quench all.
[Exeunt.
Actus Quintus. Scæna Prima.
Enter Dutchess, Syenna, and Lords.
That allows Ransom, and the Prisoner taken—
The wrong and violence you have offer'd us,
Burnt up our frontier Towns, made prey before ye
Both of our Beasts, and Corn; slain our dear subjects,
Open'd the fountain eyes of thousand widows,
That daily fling their curses on your fury;
What ordinary satisfaction can salve this?
What hasty thought-on Ransome give a remedy?
You must excuse us yet, we'll take more counsel:
In the mean time, not as a prisoner,
But as a noble Prince we entertain ye.
My stubborn fate; the day is yours, you have me,
The valour of one single man has cross'd me,
Crost me and all my hope; for when the Battel's
Were at the hottest game of all their furies,
And conquest ready then to crown me Victor,
One single man broke in, one sword, one vertue,
And by his great example thousands followed,
Oh how I shame to think on't, how it shakes me!
Nor could our strongest head then stop his fury,
But like a tempest [']bore the field before him,
Till he arriv'd at me, with me he buck'lled,
A while I held him play; at length his violence
Beat me from my saddle, then on foot pursu'd me,
There triumph'd once again, then took me prisoner:
When I was gone, a fear possest my people.
Is not this stranger Knight as yet discover'd,
That we may give his virtue a due honor?
Two daies ago we publish'd Proclamations.
Enter Soto with a [T]rumpet, and Silvio.
Before thy fragrant face, that warlike wight,
He that Syenna's Duke, and all his Louts
Beat (as the Proverb seemly saies) to clouts:
He that unhors'd the man o' fame to boot,
And bootless taught his Grace to walk afoot:
He that your writings (pack'd to every pillar)
Promis'd promotion to, and store of siller,
That very man I set before thy Grace,
And once again pronounce, this man it was.
When thy faint Troops in flocks I beat before me,
When, through the thickest of thy warlike horse,
I shot my self even to thy Standard Duke,
And there found thee, there singled thee, there shew'[d t]hee
The temper of my Sword. 'Tis true, thou stoodst me,
And like a noble soldier bidst me welcome;
And this I'll say, More honor in that arme,
I found and tryed, than all thy Army carried:
What follows thy imprisonment can tell thee.
And by those Arms I see, (for such were his,
So old, so rusty) this may be he that forc'd me.
Even as I clos'd, and forced ye from your saddle;
Do you now remember me?
Madam, for certain he, it must be he,
That day I wore this Jewel, you remember it.
I felt his strokes, and felt him take it from me,
I wore it in my Cask; take it again Sir,
You won it nobly, 'tis the prize of honor.
Gird on a Sword; next General of my Army, [Discovers himself.
Give him a staff; last, one in Counsel near me.
Now, make us happy with your sight: how? Silvio?
Have I on thee bestow'd this love, this honor?
The Treasons thou hast wrought set off with favours?
Unarm him presently: Oh thou foul Traitor,
Traitor to me, mine honor, and my Countrey,
Thou kindler of these Wars.
See him safe kept, the Law shall shortly sirrah,
Find fitter Titles for ye, than I gave ye.
What a blind rogue was I, I could never know him!
And't please your Grace, I claim the benefit
Of the Proclamation that proclaim'd him Traitor,
I brought him in.
You have past your Princely word.
Appointed by your Grace for my appearance,
To answer to the Question.
The penalty you claim too.
If I absolve the words?
You have drawn a speedy course above my wishes,
To my revenge, be sure ye hit it right,
Or I'll be sure you shall not scape the danger.
She would be with me, strengthen me, inform me?
My death will now be double death, ridiculous:
She was wont still to be near, to feel my miseries,
And with her Art, I see her no where now;
What have I undertaken? now she fails me,
No comfort now I find, how my soul staggers!
Till this hour never fear nor doubt possest me,
She cannot come, she will not come, she has fool'd me;
Sure, she is the Devil, has drawn me on to ruine,
And now to death bequeaths me in my danger.
Shortly his life.
Have motion still, the rest is earth already.
How every where he looks! he's at last cast.
Enter Belvidere, and secretly gives him a paper, and Exit.
Before the flame burns out; can ye yet answer?
Or Omen to my end, you shall not find it;
I am bred a Soldier not an Orator:
Madam, peruse this scrowl, let that speak for me,
And as you are Royal, wrong not the construction.
Question.
For which all women long;
Yet having what they most desire,
To have it do's them wrong.
Answer.
Such gifts malice may impair;
Richly trimm'd to walk or ride,
Or to wanton unespy'd;
To preserve an honest name,
And so to give it up to fame;
These are toys. In good or ill
They desire to have their Will;
Yet when they have it, they abuse it,
For they know not how to use it.
I give it.
Your promise ty'd a nobler favour to me.
Stol'n from Court, and me; and what I have not
I cannot give: no man can tell me of her,
Nor no search find her out: and if not Silvio,
Which strongly I believe—
For as I am a servant to her virtue,
Since my first hour of exile, I ne'er saw her.
Our last hope was in you.
And wherefore have I life bestow'd and honor?
To what end do I walk? for men to wonder at,
And fight, and fool? pray ye take your honors from me,
(My sorrows are not fit companions for 'em)
And when ye please my life: Art thou gone Mistriss,
And wander'st heaven knows where? this vow I make thee,
That till I find thee out, and see those fair eyes;
Those eyes that shed their lights, and life into me,
Never to know a friend, to seek a kindred,
To rest where pleasure dwels, and painted glory,
But through the world; the wide world, thus to wander,
The wretched world alone, no comfort with me,
But the meer meditations of thy goodness:
Honor and greatness, thus adieu.
Enter Belvidere.
And Lady sit again, I come for Justice.
The boon thou swor'st to give me.
A Woman or a Devil?
And by her means he came to untwist this Riddle.
And many other thousand ways for comfort
I here confess: confess a promise too,
That what she would aske me to requite these favours,
Within the endeavour of my life to grant,
I would; and here I stand my words full master.
The boon I crave for all my service to thee,
Is now to be thy wife, to grant me marriage.
Thou wilful woman, ask again.
Thou art too old to marry: I a Soldier,
And always married to my sword.
Break that, and I'll break all thy fortunes yet.
I am witness to his faith: and I'll compel it.
For now my Daughter's free, if e'er I find her.
My self will wait upon this marriage,
And do the old woman all the honor possible.
We'll take it out in drink.
Scæna Secunda.
Enter Lopez and Isabella.
Be so far good, and Mistriss of thine honor,
To slight these?
And since you have made me Mistriss of my fortune,
Never to point at any joy, but Husband,
I could have cozen'd ye, but so much I love ye,
And now so much I weigh the estimation
Of an unspotted wife—
And never more shall doubt torment my spirit.
Enter Penurio.
Where he has paid me titely, paid me home Mistriss,
We had an hundred and fifty healths to you, sweet Mistriss,
And threescore and ten damnations to my Master;
Mistriss, shall I speak a foolish word to ye?
The fellow's drunk.
I would conglutinate.
Enter Claudio.
A thousand welcomes here I'll seal.
Do you love me ever at this rate? or is the fit now,
By reason of some wrong done by your Husband,
More fervent on ye?
Thou art my Martyr, thou hast suffered for me,
My sweet, sweet Rugio.
'Tis true, I would be entertained thus.
Those I will crown our love withal; why sigh ye?
Why look ye sad my dear one?
But methinks so sweet a beauty, as yours shews to me,
And such an innocence as you may make it,
Should hold a longer Siege.
Now I consider truly what becomes me,
I have been cozen'd, fearfully abus'd,
My reason blinded.
And now I see no sweetness in that person,
Nothing to stir me to abuse a Husband,
To ruine my fair fame.
No face, no tongue to catch me, poor at all points,
And I an ass.
If I were thus, and had no youth upon me,
My service of so mean a way to win ye,
(Which you your self are conscious must deserve ye,
If you had thrice the beauty you possess, must reach ye)
If in my tongue your fame lay wrack'd, and ruin'd
With every cup I drink: if in opinion
I were a lost, defam'd man: but this is common
Where we love most, where most we stake our fortunes,
There least and basest we are rewarded: fare ye well,
Know now I hate you too as much, contemn ye,
And weigh my credit at as high a value.
And now I see your wants, and mine own follies,
And task my self with indiscretion,
For doating on a face so poor.
(I must not lose my end) I did but jest with you,
Only fool'd thus to try your faith: my Rugio,
Do you think I could forget?
So strong, so good, so sweet?
And were I sure [y]e lov'd me—
And bear that full affection you make shew of,
Should do—
No man shall dare do more, no service top me,
I'll marry ye.
And he shall dye.
The danger is mine own.
Malicious bloody man.
Enter Lopez.