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Black Beetles in Amber

Chapter 140: THE LAST MAN
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The collection gathers short poems, sketches, and satirical vignettes that blend bitter humor, morbid imagination, and pointed social criticism. Many pieces turn on mortality, revenge, and ironic justice, employing grotesque or supernatural imagery and concise, epigrammatic endings. Political and cultural targets are skewered with sarcasm, while lyrical interludes and philosophical reflections punctuate the tone. Overall the volume alternates whimsy and cynicism, offering compact explorations of human folly, moral ambiguity, and the absurdities of public life.

THE LAST MAN

  I dreamed that Gabriel took his horn
  On Resurrection's fateful morn,
  And lighting upon Laurel Hill
  Blew long, blew loud, blew high and shrill.
  The houses compassing the ground
  Rattled their windows at the sound.
  But no one rose. "Alas!" said he,
  "What lazy bones these mortals be!"
  Again he plied the horn, again
  Deflating both his lungs in vain;
  Then stood astonished and chagrined
  At raising nothing but the wind.
  At last he caught the tranquil eye
  Of an observer standing by—
  Last of mankind, not doomed to die.
  To him thus Gabriel: "Sir, I pray
  This mystery you'll clear away.
  Why do I sound my note in vain?
  Why spring they not from out the plain?
  Where's Luning, Blythe and Michael Reese,
  Magee, who ran the Golden Fleece?  Where's Asa Fisk? Jim Phelan, who
  Was thought to know a thing or two
  Of land which rose but never sank?
  Where's Con O'Conor of the Bank,
  And all who consecrated lands
  Of old by laying on of hands?
  I ask of them because their worth
  Was known in all they wished—the earth.
  Brisk boomers once, alert and wise,
  Why don't they rise, why don't they rise?"
  The man replied: "Reburied long
  With others of the shrouded throng
  In San Mateo—carted there
  And dumped promiscuous, anywhere,
  In holes and trenches—all misfits—
  Mixed up with one another's bits:
  One's back-bone with another's shin,
  A third one's skull with a fourth one's grin—
  Your eye was never, never fixed
  Upon a company so mixed!
  Go now among them there and blow:
  'Twill be as good as any show
  To see them, when they hear the tones,
  Compiling one another's bones!
  But here 'tis vain to sound and wait:
  Naught rises here but real estate.
  I own it all and shan't disgorge.
  Don't know me? I am Henry George."