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A lively collection of witty illustrated sketches by a comic draughtsman that lampoons everyday types and situations through exaggerated, expressive line work. Plates and captions send up musicians, hotel hangers-on, dancers, sporting braggarts, married couples, and public scenes, turning small social foibles into instantly recognizable types. An introductory note outlines the artist's method of revealing rather than imposing humour. The volume is arranged as a series of titled drawings with brief captions that pair sharp observation and theatrical exaggeration to produce brisk, readable satire.

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Title: Burlesques

Author: H. M. Bateman

Release date: May 3, 2012 [eBook #39604]

Language: English

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*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BURLESQUES ***

BURLESQUES


MR. GEORGE GRAVES IN "PRINCESS CAPRICE"

BURLESQUES

BY

H. M. BATEMAN

WITH AN INTRODUCTORY NOTE BY A. E. JOHNSON

LONDON

DUCKWORTH & CO.

3 HENRIETTA STREET, COVENT GARDEN


First Published 1916

PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN BY WM. BRENDON AND SON, LTD.
PLYMOUTH, ENGLAND


INTRODUCTORY NOTE

Mr. H. M. Bateman possesses in remarkable degree that rare gift, a real power of comic draughtsmanship. He is capable not only of comic vision, but of comic expression. His "line" is an instinctive expression of the comic: it reveals an innate feeling for the essentially humorous. To put it briefly, if somewhat vaguely, he "draws funnily." He is the terse and witty pictorial raconteur—a shrewd observer who can sum up a character, or conjure up a scene, with a few strokes of such penetrating insight that they carry instant conviction.

Humour of the kind which the drawings in this volume embody is so spontaneous, and the expression of it so direct and incisive, that there is perhaps a tendency to overlook the intensity of the effort which produces the seemingly effortless result. Mr. Bateman's method is sometimes described as caricature, but that is to miss its true significance, though the term may seem, upon the surface, appropriate enough. Caricature is the art of inducing humour, by dint of satirical exaggeration, in a subject not necessarily humorous of itself. Mr. Bateman's more difficult function is to reveal humour, not to impose it.

There is no trace of the self-conscious humorist in these drawings. Facetiousness is a quality conspicuously and gratefully absent. The artist's only concern is to pluck the very heart out of his subject, and that his mind has a trend towards the humorous aspect of life is merely accidental. For it is the humour of life, not merely of men, that attracts him, and even when he deals with seemingly quite trivial subjects, there is nothing petty or trite about his comic treatment of them.

He generalises. His observations are of types, not of individuals, of situations rather than of scenes. He draws for us people whom we all know but none of us have actually seen, for when he portrays a type his sketch embodies all the salient characteristics that go to make that type. If he draws a plumber, for example, he shows us the Compleat Plumber—more like a plumber than any plumber ever was. And as with character, so with action—whatever Mr. Bateman elects to make his puppets do, they do it with an intensity and vigour beyond all practical possibility, but not (and this is the artist's secret) beyond the bounds of imagination and belief. When a man is seen running in a Bateman drawing he does not merely run—he runs; if he slumbers, one can veritably hear him snore! The intensity of the artist's imaginative effort visualises for us that which cannot humanly be, but would be if it could.

Pictorial exponents of the comic art are few, for of so-called "humorous drawings" not many are inspired by the true comic spirit. It is a fortunate opportunity, therefore, which the present volume provides of preserving in collected form so much that bears the evident stamp of the real thing.

A. E. J.


LIST OF DRAWINGS

PAGEPAGE
They call it "Fame"1Man and Wife37
Maestros: The Impressive3Speechmakers: The Faithful Old
Maestros: The Unemotional5Dog39
Maestros: The Sentimental7Speechmakers: The Worm41
The Winter Vest9Twins43
The Man who Won a Motor-car11Platonic45
The Accompanist who did her Best13All this for 3d., 6d., and 1/-47
The Potter-about-the-hall-all-The Missed Putt49
day Person15The Man who only wanted Two
The Grumble-at-the-food-and-Halfpennies for a Penny51
everything-else-Person17Psychic: Gloom53
"I Remember in 1870——"19Lost—a Pekinese Dog55
The Temper21Dancers and Dances: Spanish57
Genuine Antiques23Dancers and Dances: American59
Sights up in Town25Dancers and Dances: Oriental61
Sights down in the Country27The Public Library63
Little Tich29Merely a Matter of Seconds65
The Blue31A Heart to Heart Talk67
Preparations for a Great Offensive32, 33How I Won the Marathon69
Garçon!3599° in the Shade71


The drawings contained in this book originally appeared,
with some exceptions, in "The Sketch," "London Opinion,"
"The Graphic," "The Bystander," "Printer's Pie" and
"Illustrated Sporting and Dramatic News." The author is
indebted to the proprietors of these journals for permission to
issue them in this volume.


THEY CALL IT "FAME"


MAESTROS I. The Impressive: Rachmaninoff's "Prelude"


MAESTROS II. The Unemotional: Bach's "Italian Fugue"


MAESTROS III. The Sentimental: A Chopin Nocturne


STUDIES OF A RESPECTABLE MIDDLE-AGED GENTLEMAN WEARING A NEW WINTER VEST FOR THE FIRST TIME


THE MAN WHO WON A MOTOR-CAR


THE ACCOMPANIST WHO DID HER BEST


HOTEL HOGS The potter-about-the-hall-all-day-and-watch-the-new-arrivals person


HOTEL HOGS The grumble-at-the-food-and-everything-else person


"I REMEMBER IN 1870——" London clubmen in war-time parading for practice in writing to the papers


THE TEMPER

The Goblets

GENUINE ANTIQUES


SIGHTS UP IN TOWN


SIGHTS DOWN IN THE COUNTRY


LITTLE TICH


THE BLUE

PREPARATIONS FOR—

—A GREAT OFFENSIVE


"GARÇON!"


MAN AND WIFE


SPEECHES AND THEIR MAKERS The Faithful Old Dog


SPEECHES AND THEIR MAKERS The Worm


TWINS


PLATONIC


ALL THIS FOR 3D., 6D., AND 1/-


THE MISSED PUTT


THE MAN WHO ONLY WANTED TWO HALFPENNIES FOR A PENNY


PSYCHIC


LOST—A PEKINESE DOG



DANCERS AND DANCES Spanish


DANCERS AND DANCES American


DANCERS AND DANCES Oriental


THE PUBLIC LIBRARY


MERELY A MATTER OF SECONDS


A HEART-TO-HEART TALK


HOW I WON THE MARATHON



99° IN THE SHADE


Transcriber's Notes

Obvious punctuation and spelling errors repaired.