Cape Cod Ballads, and Other Verse

  "Blessed are the poor in spirit": there, I'll just remember that,
  And I'll say it over 'n over, till I've got it good and pat,
  For when I get home from meetin', Gran'ma'll ask me for the text,
  And if I say I've forgot it, she'll be goin' for me next,
  Say in', I don't pay attention, and what am I comin' to;
  Tellin' 'bout when she was little, same as old folks always do.
  Say, I'll bet she didn't like it any better than the rest,
  Sittin' 'round all stiff and starchy, dressed up in your Sunday best.

  "Blessed are the poor"—I tell yer, some day I'll be clearin' out,
  Leavin' all this dressin' nonsense, 'cause I'm goin' ter be a scout,
  Same as "Deadwood Dick," a-killin' all the Injuns on the plains:
  He do'n't comb his hair, you bet yer; no, nor wash, unless it rains.
  And bimeby I'll come home, bringin' loads of gold and di'mon' rings;
  My, won't all the boys be jealous when they see those kind of things!
  'N' I'll have a reputation, folks'll call me "Lariat Ben,"
  Gran'ma'll think I 'mount ter somethin', maybe, when she sees me then.

  "Blessed are the"—There's a blackbird, outside, sittin' on a limb,—
  Gosh! I wish it wasn't Sunday, p'raps I wouldn't go for him.
  Sis says stonin' birds is wicked, but she's got one on her hat,—
  S'pose that makes it right and proper, if yer kill 'em just for that.
  There's that dudey city feller, sittin' in the Deacon's pew.
  Needn't feel so big now, Smarty, just because your clothes are new;
  Me and Sam has rigged a hat line; when it's dark to-morrer night
  We'll just catch your shiny beaver and we'll send it out of sight.

  "Blessed are"—There's Mr. Wiggin sound asleep. I wish he'd snore.
  Cracky! Now he's been and done it, dropped his hymn-book on the floor.
  See how cross his wife is lookin'. Say, I bet they'll have a row;
  Pa said that she wore the breeches, but she's got a dress on now.
  There's Nell Baker with her uncle. Her 'n I don't speak at school,
  'Cause she wouldn't help a feller when I clean forgot the rule.
  Used to be my girl before that—Gee! what was that text about?
  "Blessed—blessed—blessed" something. I'll ask Sis when we get out.

  We'd never thought of takin' 'em,—'t was Mary Ann's idee,—
  Sence she got back from boardin'-school she's called herself "Maree"
  An' scattered city notions like a tom-cat sheds his fur.
  She thought our old melodeon wa'n't good enough fer her,
  An' them pianners cost so that she said the only way
  Was ter take in summer boarders till we 'd made enough to pay;
  So she wrote advertisements out to fetch 'em inter camp,
  An' now there's boarders thicker here than June bugs round a lamp.

  Our best front parlor'll jest be sp'iled; they h'ist up every shade
  An' open all the blinds, by gum! an' let the carpet fade.
  They're in there week days jest the same as Sunday; I declare,
  I really think our haircloth set is showin' signs o' wear!
  They set up ha'f the night an' sing,—no use ter try ter sleep,
  With them a-askin' folks ter "Dig a grave both wide an' deep,"
  An' "Who will smoke my mashum pipe?" By gee! I tell yer what:
  If they want me to dig their graves, I'd jest as soon as not!

  There ain't no comfort now at meals; I can't take off my coat,
  Nor use my knife to eat, nor tie my napkin 'round my throat,
  Nor drink out of my sasser. Gosh! I hardly draw my breath
  'Thout Mary Ann a-tellin' me she's "mortified to death!"
  Before they came our breakfast time was allus ha'f-past six;
  By thunderation! 't wouldn't do; you'd orter hear the kicks!
  So jest to suit 'em 't was put off till sometime arter eight,
  An' when a chap gits up at four that's mighty long ter wait.

  The idee was that Mary Ann would help her Ma; but, land!
  She can't be round a minute but some boarder's right on hand
  Ter take her out ter walk or ride—she likes it well enough,
  But when you 're gittin' grub for twelve, Ma finds it kinder tough.
  We ain't a-sayin' nothin' now, we'll see this season through,
  But folks that bought one gold brick ain't in love with number two;
  An' if you're passin' down our way next summer, cast your eye
  At our front fence. You'll see a sign,
    "NO BOARDERS NEED APPLY."

  Home from college came the stripling, calm and cool and debonair,
  With a weird array of raiment and a wondrous wealth of hair,
  With a lazy love of languor and a healthy hate of work
  And a cigarette devotion that would shame the turbaned Turk.
  And he called his father "Guv'nor," with a cheek serene and rude,
  While that raging, wrathful rustic calld his son a "blasted dude."
  And in dark and direful language muttered threats of coming harm
  To the "idle, shif'less critter" from his father's good right arm.

  And the trouble reached a climax on the lawn behind the shed,—
  "Now, I'm gon' ter lick yer, sonny," so the sturdy parent said,
  "And I'll knock the college nonsense from your noddle, mighty quick!"—
  Then he lit upon that chappy like a wagon-load of brick.
  But the youth serenely murmured, as he gripped his angry dad,
  "You're a clever rusher, Guv'nor, but you tackle very bad";
  And he rushed him through the center and he tripped him for a fall,
  And he scored a goal and touchdown with his papa as the ball.

  Then a cigarette he lighted, as he slowly strolled away,
  Saying, "That was jolly, Guv'nor, now we'll practice every day";
  While his father from the puddle, where he wallowed in disgrace,
  Smiled upon his offspring, proudly, from a bruised and battered face,
  And with difficulty rising, quick he hobbled to the house.
  "Henry's all right, Ma!" he shouted to his anxious, waiting spouse,
  "He jest licked me good and solid, and I tell yer, Mary Ann,
  When a chap kin lick your husband he's a mighty able man!"

  On a log behind the pigsty of a modest little farm,
  Sits a freckled youth and lanky, red of hair and long of arm;
  But his mien is proud and haughty and his brow is high and stern,
  And beneath their sandy lashes, fiery eyes with purpose burn.
  Bow before him, gentle reader, he's the hero we salute,
  He is Hiram Adoniram Andrew Jackson Shute.

  Search not Fame's immortal marbles, never there his name you'll find,
  For our hero, let us whisper, is a hero in his mind;
  And a youth may bathe in glory, wade in slaughter time on time,
  When a novel, wild and gory, may be purchased for a dime.
  And through reams of lurid pages has he slain the Sioux and Ute,
  Bloody Hiram Adoniram Andrew Jackson Shute.

  Hark, a heavy step advancing,—list, a father's angry cry,
  "He hain't shucked a single nubbin; where's that good-fer-nothin' Hi?"
  "Here, base catiff," comes the answer, "here am I who was your slave,
  But no more I'll do your shuckin', though I fill a bloody grave!
  Freedom's fire my breast has kindled; there'll be bloodshed, tyrant!
      brute!"
  Quoth brave Hiram Adoniram Andrew Jackson Shute.

  "Breast's a-blazin', is it, Sonny?" asks his father with a smile,
  "Kind er like a stove, I reckon, what they call 'gas-burner' style.
  Good 'base-burner' 's what your needin'"—here he pins our hero fast,
  "Come, young man, we'll try the woodshed, keep the bloodshed till the
      last."
  Then an atmosphere of horse-whip, interspersed with cow-hide boot,
  Wraps young Hiram Adoniram Andrew Jackson Shute.

  Weep ye now, oh, gentle reader, for the fallen, great of heart,
  As ye wept o'er Saint Helena and the exiled Bonaparte;
  For a picture, sad as that one, to your pity I would show
  Of a spirit crushed and broken,—of a hero lying low;
  For where husks are heaped the highest, working swiftly, hushed and mute,
  Shucketh Hiram Adoniram Andrew Jackson Shute.

  I'm pretty nearly certain that't was 'bout two weeks ago,—
  It might be more, or, p'raps 't was less,—but, anyhow, I know
  'T was on the night I ate the four big saucers of ice cream
  That I dreamed jest the horriblest, most awful, worstest dream.
  I dreamed that 'twas Thanksgiving and I saw our table laid
  With every kind of goody that, I guess, was ever made;
  With turkey, and with puddin', and with everything,—but, gee!
  'T was dreadful, 'cause they was alive, and set and looked at me.

  And then a great big gobbler, that was on a platter there,
  He stood up on his drumsticks, and he says, "You boy, take care!
  For if, Thanksgivin' Day, you taste my dark meat or my white,
  I'll creep up to your bedroom in the middle of the night;
  I'll throw off all the blankets, and I'll pull away the sheet,
  I'll prance and dance upon you with my prickly, tickly feet;
  I'll kick you, and I'll pick you, and I'll screech, 'Remember me!'
  Beware, my boy! Take care, my boy!" that gobbler says, says he.

  And then a fat plum puddin' kind er grunted-like and said:
  "I'm round and hot and steamin', and I'm heavier than lead,
  And if you dare to eat me, boy, upon Thanksgivin' Day,
  I'll come at night and tease you in a frightful sort of way.
  I'll thump you, and I'll bump you, and I'll jump up high and fall
  Down on your little stomach like a sizzlin' cannon-ball
  I'll hound you, and I'll pound you, and I'll screech 'Remember me!'
  Beware, my boy! Take care, my boy!" that puddin says, says he.

  And then, soon as the puddin' stopped, a crusty ol' mince pie
  Jumped from its plate and glared at me and winked its little eye;
  "You boy," it says, "Thanksgivin' Day, don't dare ter touch a slice
  Of me, for if you do, I'll come and cramp you like a vise.
  I'll root you, and I'll boot you, and I'll twist you till you squeal,
  I'll stand on edge and roll around your stomach like a wheel;
  I'll hunch you, and I'll punch you, and I'll screech, 'Remember me!'"

  I don't know what came after that, 'cause I woke up, you see.

  You wouldn't b'lieve that talk like that one ever could forget,
  But, say! ter-day's Thanksgivin,' and I've et, and et, and et!
  And when I'd stuffed jest all I could, I jumped and gave a scream,
  'Cause all at once, when 't was too late, I 'membered 'bout that dream.
  And now it's almost bedtime, and I ought ter say my prayers
  And tell the folks "good-night" and go a-pokin' off up-stairs;
  But, oh, my sakes! I dasn't, 'cause I know them things'll be
  All hidin' somewheres 'round my bed and layin there fer me.

  A solemn Sabbath stillness lies along the Mudville lanes,
  Among the crags of Shantytown a peaceful quiet reigns,
  For down upon McCarty's dump, in fiery fight for fame,
  The Shanties meet the Mudvilles in the final pennant game;
  And heedless of the frantic fray, in center field remote,
  Behind the biggest ash-heap lies O'Reilly's billy-goat.

  The eager crowd bends forward now, in fierce excitement's thrall,
  The pitcher writhes in serpent twist, the umpire says, "Play ball!"
  The batsman swings with sudden spite,—a loud, resounding "spat,"
  And hissing through the ambient air the horse-hide leaves the bat;
  With one terrific battle-cry, the "rooter" clears his throat,
  But still serene in slumber lies O'Reilly's billy-goat.

  Alas, alas for Shantytown! the Mudvilles forge ahead;
  Alas for patriotic hopes! the green's below the red;
  With one half inning still to play the score is three to two,
  The Shantys have a man on base,—be brave my lads, and true;
  Bold Captain Muggsy comes to bat, a batsman he of note,
  And slowly o'er the ash-heap walks O'Reilly's billy-goat.

  The yelling Mudville hosts have wrecked his slumbers so serene,
  With deep disgust and sullen eye he gazes o'er the scene.
  He notes the center-fielder's garb, the Mudvilles' shirt of red;
  He firmly plants his sturdy legs, he bows his horned head,
  And, as upon his shaggy ears the Mudville slogan smote,
  A sneer played 'mid the whiskers of O'Reilly's billy-goat.

  The valiant Muggsy hits the ball. Oh, deep and dark despair!
  He hits it hard and straight, but ah, he hits it in the air!
  The Mudville center-fielder smiles and reaches forth in glee,
  He knows that fly's an easy out for such a man as he.
  Beware, oh rash and reckless youth, nor o'er your triumph gloat,
  For toward you like a comet flies O'Reilly's billy-goat.

  Across the battle-field is borne a dull and muffled sound,
  The fielder like a bullock falls, the ball rolls on the ground.
  Around the bases on the wing the gallant Muggsy speeds,
  And follows swiftly in the track where fast his comrade leads.
  And from the field of chaos where the dusty billows float,
  With calm, majestic mien there stalks O'Reilly's billy-goat.

  Above the crags of Shantytown the flaunting pennant waves,
  And cheering myriads chant the praise of Muggsy's lusty braves.
  The children shout in gladsome glee, each fair one waves her hand,
  As down the street the heroes march with lively German band;
  But wilder grows the tumult when, with ribboned horns and coat,
  They see, on high in triumph borne, O'Reilly's billy-goat.

  When Ezry, that's my sister's son, come home from furrin parts,
  He fetched the folks a lot of things ter brighten up their hearts;
  He fetched 'em silks and gloves and clothes, and knick-knacks, too, a
      stock,
  But all he fetched fer us was jest a fancy cuckoo clock.
  'T was all fixed up with paint and gilt, and had a little door
  Where sat the cutest little bird, and when 't was three or four
  Or five or six or any time, that bird would jest come out
  And, 'cordin' ter what time it was, he'd flap his wings and shout:
      "Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!"

  Well, fust along we had it, why, I thought 'twas simply prime!
  And used to poke the hands around ter make it "cuckoo" time;
  And allers when we'd company come, they had ter see the thing,
  And, course they almost had a fit when "birdie" come ter sing.
  But, by and by, b'gosh! I found it somehow lost its joys,
  I found it kind er made me sick to hear that senseless noise;
  I wished 't was jest a common clock, that struck a gong, yer know,
  And didn't have no foolish bird ter flap his wings and go:
      "Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!"

  Well, things git on from bad to wuss, until I'm free ter grant,
  I'd smash it into kindlin', but a present, so, I can't!
  And, though a member of the church, and deacon, I declare,
  That thing jest sets me up on end and makes me want ter swear!
  I try ter be religious and ter tread the narrer way,
  But seems as if that critter knew when I knelt down ter pray,
  And all my thoughts of heaven go a-tumblin' down ter,—well,
  A different kind of climate—when that bird sets out ter yell:
      "Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!"

  I read once in a poetry book, that Ezry had ter home,
  The awful fuss a feller made about a crow, that come
  And pestered him about ter death and made him sick and sore,
  By settin' on his mantel-piece and hollerin' "Nevermore!"
  But, say, I'd ruther have the crow, with all his fuss and row,
  His bellerin' had some sense, b'gosh! 'T was English, anyhow;
  And all the crows in Christendom that talked a Christian talk
  Would seem like nightingales, compared ter that air furrin squawk:
      "Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!"

  I never was naturally vicious;
    My spirit was lamb-like and mild;
  I never was bad or malicious;
    I loved with the trust of a child.
  But hate now my bosom is burning,
    And all through my being I long
  To get one solid thump on the head of the chump
    Who wrote the new popular song.

      The office-boy hums it,
      The book-keeper drums it,
        It's whistled by all on the street;
      The hand-organ grinds it,
      The music-box winds it,
        It's sung by the "cop" on the beat.
      The newsboy, he spouts it,
      The bootblack, he shouts it,
        The washwoman sings it all wrong;
      And I laugh, and I weep,
      And I wake, and I sleep,
        To the tune of that popular song.

  Its measures are haunting my dreaming;
    I rise at the breakfast-bell's call
  To hear the new chambermaid screaming
    The chorus aloud through the hall.
  The landlady's daughter's piano
    Is helping the concert along,
  And my molars I break on the tenderloin steak
    As I chew to that popular song.

      The orchestra plays it,
      The German band brays it,
        'T is sung on the platform and stage;
      All over the city
      They're chanting the ditty;
        At summer resorts it's the rage.
      The drum corps, it beats it,
      The echo repeats it,
        The bass-drummer brings it out strong,
      And we speak, and we talk,
      And we dance, and we walk,
        To the notes of that popular song.

  It really is driving me crazy;
    I feel that I'm wasting away;
  My brain is becoming more hazy,
    My appetite less every day.
  But, ah! I'd not pray for existence,
    Nor struggle my life to prolong,
  If, up some dark alley, with him I might dally
    Who wrote that new popular song.

      The bone-player clicks it,
      The banjoist picks it,
        It 'livens the clog-dancer's heels;
      The bass-viol moans it,
      The bagpiper drones it,
        They play it for waltzes and reels.
      I shall not mind quitting
      The earthly, and flitting
        Away 'mid the heavenly throng,
      If the mourners who come
      To my grave do not hum
        That horrible popular song.

  I hain't no great detective, like yer read about,—the kind
  That solves a whole blame murder case by footmarks left behind;
  But then, again, on t'other hand, my eyes hain't shut so tight
  But I can add up two and two and get the answer right;
  So, when prayer-meet'ns, Friday nights, got keepin' awful late,
  And, fer an hour or so, I'd hear low voices at the gate—
  And when that gate got saggin' down 'bout ha'f a foot er so—
  I says ter mother: "Ma," says I, "Matildy's got a beau."

  We ought ter have expected it—she's 'most eighteen, yer see;
  But, sakes alive! she's always seemed a baby, like, ter me;
  And so, a feller after her! why, that jest did beat all!
  But, t' other Sunday, bless yer soul, he come around ter call;
  And when I see him all dressed up as dandy as yer please,
  But sort er lookin' 's if he had the shivers in his knees,
  I kind er realized it then, yer might say, like a blow—
  Thinks I, "No use! I'm gittin' old; Matildy's got a beau."

  Just twenty-four short years gone by—it do'n't seem five, I vow!—
  I fust called on Matildy—that's Matildy's mother now;
  I recollect I spent an hour a-tyin' my cravat,
  And I'd sent up ter town and bought a bang-up shiny hat.
  And, my! oh, my! them new plaid pants; well, wa'n't I something grand
  When I come up the walk with some fresh posies in my hand?
  And didn't I feel like a fool when her young brother, Joe,
  Sang out: "Gee crickets! Looky here! Here comes Matildy's beau!"

  And now another feller comes up my walk, jest as gay,
  And here's Matildy blushin' red in jest her mother's way;
  And when she says she's got ter go an errand to the store,
  We know he 's waitin' 'round the bend, jest as I've done afore;
  Or, when they're in the parlor and I knock, why, bless yer heart!
  I have ter smile ter hear how quick their chairs are shoved apart.
  They think us old folks don't "catch on" a single mite; but, sho!
  I reckon they fergit I was Matildy's mother's beau.

  My sister's best feller is 'most six-foot-three,
  And handsome and strong as a feller can be;
  And Sis, she's so little, and slender, and small,
  You never would think she could boss him at all;
      But, my jing!
      She do'n't do a thing
      But make him jump 'round, like he worked with a string!
  It jest makes me 'shamed of him sometimes, you know,
  To think that he'll let a girl bully him so.

  He goes to walk with her and carries her muff
  And coat and umbrella, and that kind of stuff;
  She loads him with things that must weigh 'most a ton;
  And, honest, he likes it,—as if it was fun!
      And, oh, say!
      When they go to a play,
      He'll sit in the parlor and fidget away,
  And she won't come down till it's quarter past eight,
  And then she'll scold him 'cause they get there so late.

  He spends heaps of money a-buyin' her things,
  Like candy, and flowers, and presents, and rings;
  And all he's got for 'em 's a handkerchief case—
  A fussed-up concern, made of ribbons and lace;
      But, my land!
      He thinks it's just grand,
      "'Cause she made it," he says, "with her own little hand";
  He calls her "an angel"—I heard him—and "saint,"
  And "beautif'lest bein' on earth"—but she ain't.

  'Fore I go an errand for her any time
  I jest make her coax me, and give me a dime;
  But that great, big silly—why, honest and true—
  He'd run forty miles if she wanted him to.
      Oh, gee whiz!
      I tell you what 'tis!
      I jest think it's awful—those actions of his.
  I won't fall in love, when I'm grown—no sir-ee!
  My sister's best feller's a warnin' to me!

  It's getting on ter winter now, the nights are crisp and chill,
  The wind comes down the chimbly with a whistle sharp and shrill,
  The dead leaves rasp and rustle in the corner by the shed,
  And the branches scratch and rattle on the skylight overhead.
  The cracklin' blaze is climbin' up around the old backlog,
  As we set by the fireplace here, myself and cat and dog;
  And as fer me, I'm thinkin', as the fire burns clear and bright,
  That it must be mighty lonesome fer the Widder Clark ter-night.

  It's bad enough fer me, b'gosh, a-pokin' round the place,
  With jest these two dumb critters here, and nary human face
  To make the house a home agin, same as it used ter be
  While mother lived, for she was 'bout the hull wide world ter me.
  My bein' all the son she had, we loved each other more—
  That's why, I guess, I'm what they call a "bach" at forty-four.
  It's hard fer me to set alone, but women folks—'t ain't right,
  And it must be mighty lonesome fer the Widder Clark ter-night.

  I see her t' other mornin', and, I swan, 't wa'n't later 'n six,
  And there she was, out in the cold, a-choppin' up the sticks
  To kindle fire fer breakfast, and she smiled so bright and gay,
  By gee, I simply couldn't bear ter see her work that way!
  Well, I went in and chopped, I guess, enough ter last a year,
  And she said "Thanks," so pretty, gosh! it done me good ter hear!
  She do'n't look over twenty-five, no, not a single mite;
  Ah, hum! it must be lonesome fer the Widder Clark ter-night.

  I sez ter her, "Our breakfasts ain't much fun fer me or you;
  Seems's if two lonesome meals might make one social one fer two."
  She blushed so red that I did, too, and I got sorter 'fraid
  That she was mad, and, like a fool, come home; I wish I'd stayed!
  I'd like ter know, now, if she thinks that Clark's a pretty name—
  'Cause, if she do'n't, and fancies mine, we'll make 'em both the same.
  I think I'll go and ask her, 'cause 't would ease my mind a sight
  Ter know 't wa'n't quite so lonesome fer the Widder Clark ter-night.

  Oh, the Friday evening meetings in the vestry, long ago,
  When the prayers were long and fervent and the anthems staid and slow,
  Where the creed was like the pewbacks, of a pattern straight and stiff,
  And the congregation took it with no doubting "but" or "if,"
  Where the girls sat, fresh and blooming, with the old folks down before,
  And the boys, who came in later, took the benches near the door.

  Oh, the Friday evening meetings, how the ransomed sinners told
  Of their weary toils and trials ere they reached the blessed fold;
  How we trembled when the Deacon, with a saintly relish, spoke
  Of the fiery place of torment till we seemed to smell the smoke;
  And we all joined in "Old Hundred" till the rafters seemed to ring
  When the preacher said, "Now, brethren: Hallelujah! Let us sing."

  Oh, the Friday evening meetings, and the waiting 'round about,
  'Neath the lamplight, at the portal, just to see when she came out,
  And the whispered, anxious question, and the faintly murmured "Yes,"
  And the soft hand on your coat-sleeve, and the perfumed, rustling dress,—
  Oh, the Paradise of Heaven somehow seemed to show its worth
  When you walked home with an angel through a Paradise on earth.

  Oh, the Friday evening meetings, and the happy homeward stroll,
  While the moonlight softly mingled with the love-light in your soul;
  Then the lingering 'neath the lattice where the roses hung above,
  And the "good-night" kiss at parting, and the whispered word of love,—
  Ah, they lighted Life's dark highway with a sweet and sacred glow
  From the Friday evening meetings in the vestry, long ago.

  Little foot, whose lightest pat
  Seems to glorify the mat,
  Waving hair and picture hat,
    Grace the nymphs have taught her;
  Gown the pink of fit and style,
  Lips that ravish when they smile,—
  Like a vision, down the aisle
    Comes the parson's daughter.

  As she passes, like a dart
  To each luckless fellow's heart
  Leaps a throbbing thrill and smart,
    When his eye has sought her;
  Tries he then his sight to bless
  With one glimpse of face or tress—
  Does she know it?—well, I guess!
    Parson's pretty daughter.

  Leans she now upon her glove
  Cheeks whose dimples tempt to love,
  And, with saintly look above,
    Hears her "Pa" exhort her;
  But, within those upturned eyes,
  Fair as sunny summer skies,
  Just a hint of mischief lies,—
    Parson's roguish daughter.

  From their azure depths askance,
  When the hymn-book gave the chance,
  Did I get one laughing glance?
    I was sure I caught her.
  Are her thoughts so far amiss
  As to stray, like mine, to bliss?
  For, last night, I stole a kiss
    From the parson's daughter.

  When the farm work's done, at the set of sun,
    And the supper's cleared away,
  And Ma, she sits on the porch and knits,
    And Dad, he puffs his clay;
  Then out I go ter the barn, yer know,
    With never a word ner sign,
  In the twilight dim I harness him—
    That old gray nag of mine.

  He's used ter me, and he knows, yer see,
    Down jest which lane ter turn;
  Fact is—well, yes—he's been, I guess,
    Quite times enough ter learn;
  And he knows the hedge by the brook's damp edge,
    Where the twinklin' fireflies shine,
  And he knows who waits by the pastur' gates—
    That old gray nag of mine.

  So he stops, yer see, fer he thinks, like me,
    That a buggy's made fer two;
  Then along the lane, with a lazy rein,
    He jogs in the shinin' dew;
  And he do'n't fergit he can loaf a bit
    In the shade of the birch and pine;
  Oh, he knows his road, and he knows his load—
    That old gray nag of mine.

  No, he ain't the sort that the big-bugs sport,
    Docked up in the latest style,
  But he suits us two, clean through and through,
    And, after a little while,
  When the cash I've saved brings the home we've craved,
    So snug, and our own design,
  He'll take us straight ter the parson's gate—
    That old gray nag of mine.

  The fog was so thick yer could cut it
    'Thout reachin' a foot over-side,
  The dory she'd nose up ter butt it,
    And then git discouraged an' slide;
  No noise but the thole-pins a-squeakin',
    Or, maybe, the swash of a wave,
  No feller ter cheer yer by speakin'—
    'Twas lonesomer, lots, than the grave.

  I set there an' thought of my trouble,
    I thought how I'd worked fer the cash
  That bust and went up like a bubble
    The day that the bank went ter smash.
  I thought how the fishin' was failin',
    How little this season I'd made,
  I thought of the child that was ailin',
    I thought of the bills ter be paid.

  "And," says I, "All my life I've been fightin'
    Through oceans of nothin' but fog;
  And never no harbor a-sightin'—
    Jest driftin' around like a log;
  No matter how sharp I'm a-spyin',
    I never see nothin' ahead:
  I'm sick and disgusted with tryin'—
    I jest wish ter God I was dead."

  It wa'n't more'n a minute, I'm certain,
    The words was jest out er my mouth,
  When up went the fog, like a curtain,
    And "puff" came the breeze from the south;
  And 'bout a mile off, by rough guessin',
    I see my own shanty on shore,
  And Mary, my wife and my blessin',
    God keep her, she stood in the door.

  And I says ter myself, "I'm a darlin';
    A chap with a woman like that,
  To set here a-grumblin' and snarlin',
    As sour as a sulky young brat—
  I'd better jest keep my helm steady,
    And not mind the fog that's adrift,
  For when the Lord gits good and ready,
    I reckon it's certain ter lift."

  My dream-ship's decks are of beaten gold,
    And her fluttering banners are brave of hue,
  And her shining sails are of satin fold,
    And her tall sides gleam where the warm waves woo:
    While the flung spray leaps in a diamond dew
  From her bright bow, dipping its dance of glee;
    For the skies are fair and the soft winds coo,
  Where my dream-ship sails o'er the silver sea.

  My dream-ship's journeys are long and bold,
    And the ports she visits are far and few;
  They lie by the rosy shores of old,
    'Mid the dear lost scenes my boyhood knew;
    Or, deep in the future's misty blue,
  By the purple islands of Arcady,—
    And Spain's fair turrets shine full in view,
  Where my dream-ship sails o'er the silver sea.

  My dream-ship's cargo is wealth untold,
    Rare blooms that the old home gardens grew,
  Sweet pictured faces, and loved songs trolled
    By lips long laid 'neath the churchyard yew;
    Or wondrous wishes not yet come true,
  And fame and glory that is to be;—
    Hope holds the wheel all the lone watch through,
  Where my dream-ship sails o'er the silver sea.

  Heart's dearest, what though the storms may brew,
    And earth's ways darken for you and me?
  The breeze is fair—let us voyage anew,
    Where my dream-ship sails o'er the silver sea.

  It's A wonderful world we're in, my dear,
    A wonderful world, they say,
  And blest they be who may wander free
    Wherever a wish may stray;
  Who spread their sails to the arctic gales,
    Or bask in the tropic's bowers,
  While we must keep to the foot-path steep
    In this workaday life of ours.

  For smooth is the road for the few, my dear,
    And wide are the ways they roam:
  Our feet are led where the millions tread,
    In the worn, old lanes of home.
  And the years may flow for weal or woe,
    And the frost may follow the flowers,
  Our steps are bound to the self-same round
    In this workaday life of ours.

  But narrow our path may be, my dear,
    And simple the scenes we view,
  A heart like thine, and a love like mine,
    Will carry us bravely through.
  With a happy song we'll trudge along,
    And smile in the shine or showers,
  And we'll ease the pack on a brother's back
    By this workaday life of ours.

  In the gleam and gloom of the April weather,
    When the snows have flown in the brooklet's flood,
  And the Showers and Sunshine sport together,
    And the proud Bough boasts of the baby Bud;
  On the hillside brown, where the dead leaves linger
    In crackling layers, all crimped and curled,
  She parts their folds with a timid finger,
    And shyly peeps at the waking world.

  The roystering West Wind flies to greet her,
    And bids her haste, with a gleeful shout:
  The quickening Saplings bend to meet her,
    And the first green Grass-blades call, "Come out!"
  So, venturing forth with a dainty neatness,
    In gown of pink or in white arrayed,
  She comes once more in her fresh completeness,
    A modest, fair little Pilgrim Maid.

  Her fragrant petals, their beauties showing,
    Creep out to sprinkle the hill and dell,
  Like showers of Stars in the shadows glowing,
    Or Snowflakes blossoming where they fell;
  And the charmed Wood leaps into joyous blooming,
    As though't were touched by a Fairy's ring,
  And the glad Earth scents, in the rare perfuming,
    The first sweet breath of the new-born Spring.

    To my office window, gray,
    Come the sunbeams in their play,
  Come the dancing, glancing sunbeams, airy fairies of the May;
    Like a breath of summer-time,
    Setting Memory's bells a-chime,
  Till their jingle seems to mingle with the measure of my rhyme.

    And above the tramp of feet,
    And the clamor of the street,
  I can hear the thrush's singing, ringing high and clear and sweet,—
    Hear the murmur of the breeze
    Through the bloom-starred apple trees,
  And the ripples softly splashing and the dashing of the seas;

    See the shadow and the shine
    Where the glossy branches twine,
  And the ocean's sleepy tuning mocks the crooning in the pine;
    Hear the catbird whistle shrill
    In the bushes by the rill,
  Where the violets toss and twinkle as they sprinkle vale and hill;

    Feel the tangled meadow-grass
    On my bare feet as I pass;
  See the clover bending over in a dew-bespangled mass;
    See the cottage by the shore,
    With the pansy beds before,
  And the old familiar places and the faces at the door.

    Oh, the skies of blissful blue,
    Oh, the woodland's verdant hue,—
  Oh, the lazy days of boyhood, when the world was fair and new!
    Still to me your tale is told
    In the summer's sunbeam's gold,
  And my truant fancy straying, goes a-Maying as of old.

  The spring sun flashes a rapier thrust
    Through the dingy school-house pane,
  A shining scimitar, free from rust,
  That cuts the cloud of the drifting dust,
    And scatters a golden rain;
  And the boy at the battered desk within
    Is dreaming a dream sublime,
  For study's a wrong, and school a sin,
  When the joys of woods and fields begin,
    And it's just birds'-nesting time.

  He dreams of a nook by the world unguessed,
    Where the thrush's song is sung,
  And the dainty yellowbird's fairy nest,
  Lined with the fluff from the cattail's crest,
    'Mid the juniper boughs is hung;
  And further on, by the elder hedge,
    Where the turtles come out to sleep,
  The marsh-hen builds, by the brooklet's edge,
  Her warm, wet home in the swampy sedge,
    'Mid the shadows so dark and deep.

  He knows of the spot by the old stone wall,
    Where the sunlight dapples the glade,
  And the sweet wild-cherry blooms softly fall,
  And hid in the meadow-grass rank and tall,
    The "Bob-white's" eggs are laid.
  He knows, where the sea-breeze sobs and sings,
    And the sand-hills meet the brine,
  The clamorous crows, with their whirring wings,
  Tell of their treasure that sways and swings
    In the top of the tasselled pine.

  And so he dreamed, with a happy face,
    Till the noontide recess came,
  And when't was over, ah, sad disgrace,
  The teacher, seeing an empty place,
    Marked "truant" against his name;
  While he, forgetful of book or rule,
    Sought only a tree to climb:
  For where is the boy who remembers school
  When the cowslip blows by the marshy
    And it's just birds'-nesting time?