Civil service jingles and other things

Chapter 27: L’ENVOI

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About This Book

A series of witty poems, parables, and light verses lampooning bureaucratic life and public service. Short jingles and longer allegorical sketches caricature clerical drudgery, patronage, political opportunism, and office rivalries, often using mock‑biblical cadence, puns, and comic exaggeration. Narratives follow minor officials navigating promotions, investigations, and changing regimes, while satirical vignettes highlight hypocrisy and the survival tactics of lower‑rank employees. The collection alternates playful rhyme and humorous prose to entertain readers acquainted with administrative routines.

L’ENVOI

If I should die to-night,

And in the course of time arrive in hell,

I would not feel discomfort or be nervous,

After ten years’ experience in the Civil Service,

If the devil himself should undertake,

For my reward my few grey hairs to comb

With a red hot, sharp, electric rake, I’d say

“Why, this is just like home.”