ACT II
Scene: Judy’s college study, an afternoon in May, one year later. A plan and full description of the scene will be found at the end of the play.
At Rise: Julia and Sallie are discovered hastily putting the room in order. Julia down L., with a child’s broom, is sweeping and working up stage to couch. Sweeps dust under rug. Sallie, at R., is dusting picture R. of window, then crosses down to chair L. of table C. and holds up Tam-o’-shanter cap and tennis racquet.
Sallie. (R. up, comes down) What on earth shall I do with these?
Julia. (L. down. Crossing to R. of table) Dump them under the couch. (Sallie goes up and throws things under the couch. Julia picks up a coat and a sweater from the floor C.) Isn’t it just our luck to have the whole family come bursting in without a word of warning? (Crosses R. and throws things into room R.2.)
Sallie. (Coming L. of table to chair—Crosses L.) Your mother and Miss Pritchard did look shocked when they saw this room. (Crosses L., throwing basket-ball and mask into room U.L. under couch.)
Julia. (Crossing to chair R. of table, picking up racquet and coat) They ought to let us know before they surprise us. I invited them for the reception this evening. I didn’t ask them to spend the day. (Crosses R., throws things into Judy’s room and closes door.)
Sallie. (To desk L. for golf bag at desk back R.) If they had waited to come with the men on the five o’clock train— (Sets golf bag above desk in corner.)
Julia. (R. of C.) We should have been ready.
Sallie. (Crossing C. behind table) Shut your desk, Julia— (Which is R. below door) It’s a sight.
Julia. (Pointing to desk up stage R.C. and then crossing down R. to close desk) No worse than yours. (Crosses R.)
Sallie. (Crosses up, closes desk and then crosses over L. by couch—getting duster from couch and throwing it in room U.L., closing door) And look at Judy’s, in perfect order!
Julia. Are there chairs enough?
Sallie. (Coming down, counting chairs and crossing over R.C.) Mrs. Pendleton, Miss Pritchard, Judy, Julia, Sallie, brother Jimmie—(Turning to L. of chair up stage by door)—and Mr. Jervis Pendleton.
Julia. (Crossing up to R. of chair) That chair won’t do for Uncle Jervis.
Sallie. Why not?
Julia. It wobbles on its back leg. (Rocking chair.)
Sallie. (Coming down R.C.) Oh, I forgot. (Cross R. Indicates chair down R.)
Julia. (Crossing to table C.) I nearly dropped when mother said Uncle Jervis was coming.
Sallie. (Picks up book from floor R.C. and crosses to desk at R.) Why shouldn’t he?
Julia. Oh, I bore him to death. This is the first time in years he has taken the slightest notice of me. (Crosses up and puts fencing foils behind couch.)
Sallie. Men love to visit a girls’ college. It’s like going to the menagerie and watching the animals eat.
Julia. (Crossing C. back of table and looking despondently at the table) What’ll we ever do with this mess?
Sallie. (Crossing to R. of table, seizing two corners of the cover) You take the other end and we’ll carry it into your room. (Moves toward the door R., but Julia, holding the other end of cloth, holds back.)
Julia. No! We’ll put it in yours. (She starts towards door U.L. and Sallie holds her back.)
Sallie. It’s full up. You couldn’t squeeze a postage stamp into my room.
Julia. We’ll take it into Judy’s and dump it on the bed.
Sallie. Poor Judy! (Laughing, they go to room down L. and exit. Series of slight crashes heard. Sallie returns and crosses to table up stage and picks up a teacup from tray. Julia returns with the cover for table and crosses below table arranging cover, and goes behind table. Sallie blows into the cup.) My, these teacups are awfully dusty!
Julia. (Behind table C.) Oh! It won’t show when the tea is in.
Sallie. Where’s the kettle? (Both girls look around the room.)
Julia. (Cross R.) The kettle? The kettle? Oh, under the couch. (Sallie goes to couch, kneels down and gets kettle. A knock is heard on the door) Good gracious, who’s that?
Sallie. (Crossing to table C. with kettle) Set that chair over the inkspot.
(Julia sets chair R. of table, over the inkspot and Sallie goes up with kettle to table above as Mrs. Pendleton and Miss Pritchard enter.)
Julia. Ah, Mother!
Mrs. Pendleton. (Coming down) Well, girls, still at work? (Crosses to L. of table C.) How quickly you have put your room in order! (Miss Pritchard closes door.)
Julia. (Behind C. table) Oh, there’s nothing like a college education for teaching one to be a good housekeeper. (Goes up to window seat, putting odds and ends on seat into the top drawer; Miss Pritchard coming down to R. of C. table.)
Sallie. (Coming down L. of C. table) Did you like the basket-ball game, Mrs. Pendleton?
Mrs. P. (Sitting L. of table) It was very unladylike.
Julia. (Facing front) Where’s Judy?
Miss P. (Sitting R. of table) She had to go to a rehearsal. (Sits.)
Sallie. She has too many engagements. (Up to couch, arranging pillow.)
Mrs. P. Julia, what sort of people does Judy Abbott come from?
Julia. (Coming R. of Mrs. Pendleton) I haven’t the slightest idea, Mother.
Mrs. P. Doesn’t she ever mention her family?
Julia. She told me that she was descended from the first man ever hanged in the United States. (After laugh—a knock sounds on the door at back. Julia crosses to open it.)
Mrs. P. What an extraordinary thing to boast of!
Julia. (Opens door and takes card from the maid) Mr. James McBride. (Crosses R.C. Sallie crosses to C.) Here’s your brother, Sallie.
Sallie. (Above C. table) Ask him to come up.
Mrs. P. Have you permission?
Sallie. Just going to get it. The room’s upholstered in chaperones. (Crosses to desk and arranging it.)
Mrs. P. (Turning to maid) There will be another gentleman. Have the maid send him up when he comes.
Maid. Yes, ma’am. (Closes door.)
Mrs. P. (To Miss Pritchard) Jervis is taking such an interest in Julia’s college career.
Julia. (R.C. Turning to them) Yes, I wonder what struck him all of a sudden.
Mrs. P. He proposed coming of his own accord.
Miss P. That’s very nice!
Julia. (Turning front) What are we going to give them to eat?
Sallie. (Crosses to L. of Julia) Oh, I wonder!
Mrs. P. (Shocked) Haven’t you prepared?
Julia. We’ve been too busy.
Sallie. (Crosses to C. above table) Judy promised to make some fudge.
Julia. She forgot it. (Crosses L. of Judy’s desk.)
Mrs. P. But you don’t want candy for tea?
Julia. Oh, yes, you do. It takes away your appetite so you don’t mind what you get for dinner. (Knock on door. Sallie crosses to R. and opens door. Jimmie McBride enters.)
Sallie. Oh, hello, Jimmie. (Mrs. Pendleton and Miss Pritchard both rise.)
Jimmie. (Kissing Sallie) Hello, sis. (Sallie and Jimmie come down stage.)
Sallie. Miss Pritchard, do you know my brother?
(Miss Pritchard rises—Sallie takes Jimmie’s hat and crosses to couch with it. Jimmie exchanges greetings with Miss Pritchard.)
Miss P. Delighted to meet you!
Mrs. P. (Crossing to C. of table) How do you do, Jimmie?
Jimmie. (Crossing to Mrs. Pendleton) Mrs. Pendleton! (Shaking hands with her.)
Julia. (At L.) Good afternoon, Jimmie!
(Jimmie crosses to Julia as Mrs. Pendleton crosses to Miss Pritchard R. of table by chair.)
Jimmie. (Crosses to R. of Julia) Miss Julia Pendleton. (Bowing elaborately) Yours to command! Well, I never was invited up here before. Why am I thus honored?
Sallie. (Coming down R. of Jimmie) We’re giving a tea.
Mrs. P. I wonder what’s become of my brother-in-law. He should have been on your train.
Jimmie. An opulent gentleman who takes a taxi?
Julia. Yes.
Jimmie. My trolley passed him on the hill.
(A knock sounds on door. Julia crosses to open door.)
Sallie. Ah—voila.
(Julia opens door and Jervis enters.)
Julia. Ah! Uncle Jervis. (Kisses him and closes door, then takes box of candy he has brought and with an air of mock obsequiousness turns to announce him in the manner of a butler) The Honorable Mr. Jervis Pendleton, and five pounds of candy!
(Positions are Jervis at R., Julia L. of Jervis, Miss Pritchard R. of table C., Mrs. Pendleton L. of Miss Pritchard, Sallie L. of table, and Jimmie L. by Judy’s desk.)
Jervis. (Coming down to greet Miss Pritchard, and then Mrs. Pendleton as Miss Pritchard crosses to R., and sits at desk. Sallie gets a pair of scissors from shelf underneath table and helps Julia open box of candy. Jervis turns to Julia as Mrs. Pendleton crosses to R., taking chair L. of Miss Pritchard) Ah, ladies, I trust I’m not late!
Julia. Early. We haven’t permission to have you yet. This is Sallie McBride, my roommate. (Jervis crosses to R. of table, shakes hands with Sallie, who then joins Julia above table.) And her brother, Jimmie!
Jimmie. Oh! I say—
Julia. Oh, pardon—Mr. James McBride of Yale.
Jervis. (C. of table. Jimmie crosses to shake hands with him) How do you do?
Jimmie. How are you?
(Sallie drops down L. of Jimmie and Julia L. of Sallie.)
Jervis. Is this your first visit, Mr. McBride?
Jimmie. No—fourth.
Jervis. Fourth? Well, well—very devoted brother.
Sallie. Yes, isn’t he? (Giving short burlesque laugh) Ha!—Oh, by the way, Jimmie— (Jervis starts to cross R. and up—back turned.) You won’t be able to see Judy Abbott this time. (Jervis stops to listen.)
Jimmie. Why not?
Sallie. Why, because she—
Julia. Has the mumps!
Jimmie. Oh, I say! Why didn’t you telegraph me not to come?
Sallie. I thought you came to see me.
Jimmie. Well, in a way, I did.
Sallie. And in a way you didn’t.
Julia. Calm yourself. She hasn’t the mumps.
Sallie. She’ll be here in a few minutes. (Crosses in front to R. Mrs. Pendleton and Miss Pritchard.)
Jimmie. (Crosses L. and sits at desk) Ah, I breathe again.
Jervis. (R.C. Watches Jimmie, then turns to Julia, politely interested) And—who is Miss Judy Abbott?
Julia. Our other roommate. We three have this study together.
Jervis. I see. A very pleasant arrangement.
Julia. Sit down, Uncle Jervis. Don’t mind us. We’re getting the tea.
(Jervis turns to the wobbly chair and is about to sit when Sallie screams and hastily crosses, preventing him also from occupying chair. As she screams, Jervis starts back and Jimmie jumps up.)
Sallie. Oh! This chair isn’t comfortable. (Takes Jervis’s hat and gloves, goes down behind C. table) Take that chair. (Indicating chair over inkspot. Jervis comes down, and is about to move chair over to Mrs. Pendleton. Sallie puts hat and gloves on couch.)
Julia. (Hastily interposing, screams and again Jervis starts back—Jimmie up L.C.) No, no. You mustn’t move it, Uncle Jervis.
Jervis. (Puzzled) Why not?
Julia. Well, take that chair. (Indicates chair L. of table.)
Jervis. Thanks! I’ll stand! (Turns to L. of Mrs. Pendleton. Sallie has gone to tea table and Julia turns up and joins Sallie. She stands on couch. Jimmie crosses over R. at back between Mrs. Pendleton and Miss Pritchard.)
Sallie. (Holding up bottle) We’re all out of alcohol.
Julia. Maybe there’s enough in the lamp.
Sallie. (Opening matchbox) Oh, we’re all out of matches.
Jervis. (Turns, takes match-safe from pocket and crosses up to table) Allow me.
Sallie. (L. of table) Thank you. Will you please light that? (Indicates the spirit lamp.)
Julia. (Peering into sugar bowl) Only one lump of sugar!
Mrs. P. I don’t take sugar.
Julia. Do you take sugar, Uncle Jervis?
Jervis. Four lumps! (With back to audience, pretending to light lamp.)
Julia. We’ll borrow some. (Up to couch) Where’s the tea?
Sallie. In the bookcase. (Julia begins to look at one end of bookcase) No, no. Back of Kipling! (Julia goes to C. shelf as Sallie holds up cream pitcher. Jervis saunters down R.C.) We haven’t any cream.
Julia. We’ll give them lemons.
Sallie. Lemons, lemons! Oh, here’s one. (L. of C. table, and taking a tobacco skull from table; takes out one decrepit lemon.)
Jervis. Is that a lemon?
(Julia comes down L. with tea-caddy.)
Sallie. Yes.
Jervis. It looks it. (Sits R. of table. Sallie returns lemon and skull to table.)
Julia. (Peering into the caddy) We’re all out of tea.
Mrs. P. Oh, my dear!
Miss P. I’m not in the least hungry.
Jimmie. (Crossing to L. of Mrs. Pendleton) I am.
Julia. (Down L. Sallie L. of table) You all came too early. This party hasn’t commenced yet.
Sallie. (To Julia) Julia, you hunt around and find something to eat while I get permission from the Dean. (Crosses over R.C. and up, opening the door.)
Mrs. P. (Rising) I should like to meet the Dean. (Joins Sallie up stage.)
Julia. (Up to table with tea-caddy) Good idea, Mother. She can see with her own eyes that you are a perfectly capable chaperon. (Mrs. Pendleton and Sallie exit. Jervis drops behind table C. Julia crosses over R.) Come along, Jimmie. (Jimmie crosses up to her as Jervis goes down L. of C. table.) It’s not proper to leave you here.
Jervis. Proper to leave me?
Julia. (Turning to him) Mercy, yes! When a man’s as old as you are—
Jervis. Yes, I know. He ought to be chloroformed.
Julia. (Laughs) And don’t let the kettle boil over. (Exits with Jimmie, closing door.)
Jervis. (Crossing to R. of table C., and a little eagerly) Have you seen her?
Miss P. Yes.
Jervis. Well?
Miss P. (Crossing to Jervis) Oh, she’s wonderful! I don’t believe you’d recognize her.
Jervis. I was trying to remember the other day what she looked like. All I can recall is a mass of light hair and a pug nose.
Miss P. You’ll be surprised.
Jervis. (Cross L.) No. Nothing will surprise me any more.
Miss P. What do you mean?
Jervis. I’ve had nineteen letters from Judy this winter.
Miss P. You answer them?
Jervis. No! Of course I don’t answer them. I told you I wouldn’t.
Miss P. But you read them?
Jervis. Yes, certainly. Why not?
Miss P. I was afraid—maybe you’d turn them over to your secretary.
Jervis. (Down in front of table, hands in pockets) Oh, no! Little Judy’s letters are not the sort I could allow my secretary to read.
Miss P. (Anxiously) What are they like?
Jervis. (Teasing her) Disgraceful!
Miss P. (Horrified. Rises) What?
Jervis. Shocking!
Miss P. Jervis!
Jervis. Scandalous!
Miss P. Oh, no!
Jervis. She makes love to me.
Miss P. The child thinks you are her father.
Jervis. The child knows perfectly well that I am not her father.
Miss P. She thinks you are an old man.
Jervis. (Rises. Indignantly) I’m not an old man. I won’t be treated like an old man.
Miss P. Please don’t be angry—
Jervis. She draws pictures of me. (Sits L. of table.)
Miss P. Oh! I’m sorry—
Jervis. She draws me bald-headed—without any hair—and legs that are long.
Miss P. (Firmly) It’s not right.
Jervis. She calls me “Daddy Long-Legs.”
Miss P. I shall give her a good scolding. I can’t have her treating you with disrespect.
Jervis. I think I rather like being treated with disrespect.
Miss P. (Reproachfully) You were joking?
Jervis. I think Daddy Long-Legs is a very nice name.
Miss P. Then you don’t regret taking charge of her?
Jervis. Regret it? My dear lady! Her letters alone have been worth the price of admission.
Miss P. You must see the child.
Jervis. See her? Well, rather. You didn’t suppose I came up here to look at my niece. (Cross to C.L. to table.)
Miss P. (Sits R. of C.) Jervis— (He stops C. of table and turns to her) It was foolish putting Judy in with those two girls.
Jervis. Why?
Miss P. You know how particular your sister-in-law is about the people Julia meets and if she ever discovers the truth—
Jervis. (Hands up in mock horror and walks back of table) There’ll be the deuce to pay!
Miss P. (To R. of table) I don’t know why you insisted—
Jervis. (Comes down) What else could I do? I had to keep track of the girl somehow. Now, under cover of visiting my niece, I can very conveniently keep an eye on my ward.
Miss P. But why all this secrecy? It would be simpler if you would just come out openly and say you were the child’s guardian.
Jervis. Come out openly? My dear lady—you don’t know what a parcel of interfering women I’ve got in my family. They talked enough about the boys I am educating. Do you think they would swallow a girl?
Miss P. It might be awkward.
Jervis. When five women, with nothing to do, devote their energies to arranging one’s life—a simple man might as well throw up his arms and sink. (Sits L. of table R.)
Miss P. I don’t blame you for being a woman-hater. (Jervis laughs) But—make an exception in little Judy’s case.
Jervis. (Rising and coming to L. of Miss P.) Oh, Judy and I are going to be great friends.
Miss P. I hope so.
Jervis. Why, of course we are. I feel a proprietary interest in the girl. She belongs to me.
Miss P. Yes, yes, but the future, Jervis.
Jervis. The future?
Miss P. It’s all very well now, but—what are we going to do with her when the vacations come? We can’t send her back to the Home!
Jervis. That’s all settled. I’m going to send her to a farm in Connecticut. Lock Willow’s the name.
Miss P. Lock Willow?
Jervis. Mrs. Semple’s place, you know, my old nurse Lizzie Semple.
Miss P. Oh, yes.
Jervis. She wanted to spend the summer with the McBrides’, camping somewhere. I knew what was best for her.
(Miss Pritchard is about to speak when they hear someone at the door. Miss Pritchard says “Hush” and turns to R. as Jervis crosses to L. and up. Mrs. Pendleton entering.)
Miss P. (Crossing R., sits at desk) Hush!—What a pretty room the girls have!
(Mrs. Pendleton brings down a plate of buns to table.)
Jervis. Yes, isn’t it charming. What have you there? (Crosses over to L. to Mrs. Pendleton.)
Mrs. P. Oh, something Sallie stole from a sophomore’s room. (Crosses to L. of table as Julia enters—Jervis going up to tea table L. of C.) This is a very messy way in which to live.
Julia. (With a package of crackers, places it on table C.) Kettle boiled? (Goes up to tea table.)
Miss P. (Looking into kettle, gives kettle to Julia) There’s no water in it. (Julia starts to exit with kettle.)
Mrs. P. (Sitting L. of table) Oh, daughter, dear. (Julia comes down behind table. Jervis crosses to L. of Miss Pritchard.) I’ve been speaking to the Dean about having you and Sallie room alone next year.
(Jervis has crossed and joined Miss Pritchard. They exchange looks.)
Julia. Why?
Mrs. P. There’s something queer about Judy Abbott.
Julia. That’s what makes her popular. You never know what she’s going to say next.
Mrs. P. I prefer to know what people are going to say next.
Julia. Now, Mother, don’t you interfere. Here, open these crackers—(Passes box to her)—and—behave. (Exits with kettle R.C.)
Jervis. (L. of Miss Pritchard, quietly) Julia is coming on.
Mrs. P. I never did approve of college for girls.
Miss P. Her roommates are both charming.
Mrs. P. The McBrides are very good people. The father owns a factory.
Miss P. (Turning to Jervis) Makes overalls!
Jervis. (Shuddering, crossing to armchair) Overalls! My dear Florence!
Mrs. P. They are very wealthy.
Jervis. (Bowing to her) Oh, well, in that case—
Mrs. P. But I don’t know where Judy Abbott comes from.
Miss P. I told you that I knew her guardian. Mr. Smith is a charming man, what more do you want? (Rising, crossing to Jervis, turning helplessly to him) You know him, Jervis, Mr. Smith—
Jervis. Smith?
Miss P. Mr. John Smith.
Jervis. Oh, John Smith— (Crossing to R. of table) Yes—yes, John Smith. Splendid chap. Belongs to my club. Thoroughly respectable.
Mrs. P. Yes, but Julia isn’t rooming with him. (Jervis turns from her to Miss Pritchard. Hopelessly Miss Pritchard sits in chair R.) Who’s the girl? (Rising) Who was her father?
Jervis. If this little Judy Abbott was fitted by nature to appreciate the best, it belongs to her, no matter who her father was. (Crosses over to R.)
Mrs. P. (Crosses over L. to desk) Oh, dear, it’s awful the way the different social classes are getting all mixed up.
Jervis. Awful! Isn’t it? (Crossing to Miss Pritchard.)
Mrs. P. At least we old families can stick together. (Sits.)
(Enter Sallie with tea, followed by Julia with water and Jimmie with sugar. Jimmie closes door after him. Their manner is mock jubilant.)
Sallie. (Crossing to L. of tea table) Tea!
Julia. (Crossing to R. of Sallie.) Water!
Jimmie. (Crossing to R. of Julia) Sugar!
(Sallie and Julia put the water and tea into teapot. Jimmie stands with back to audience, taking his handkerchief, spreads it across his vest front in imitation of a waiter.)
Julia. (Facing front) At last this function is ready to begin.
Jimmie. (Facing front) The tango tea will now begin. (Miss Pritchard rises and Jervis puts her chair at wall above desk. Jimmie does a tango step down to Jervis and Miss Pritchard while Sallie and Julia sing a tango tune. To Miss Pritchard) Sugar or lemon?
Jervis and Miss Pritchard. (Jervis crosses to L. of Miss Pritchard) Lemon! (Jimmie tangoes to L. of table.)
Jimmie. (To Mrs. Pendleton) Sugar or lemon?
Mrs. P. Lemon.
Jimmie. (Tangoing to R. and up above table) Three lemons. I beg your pardon.
(Sallie comes down with cup of tea to Jimmie, Jervis and Miss Pritchard have eased over to Jimmie, leaving stage free and clear up R. for Judy’s entrance. Jimmie takes teacup from Sallie and turns, almost upsetting the tea by bumping into Jervis. Jervis takes teacup from Jimmie, passes it to Miss Pritchard. Sallie has gone back to the table and Julia has taken a cup of tea down to Mrs. Pendleton and returns to Sallie at the tea table.)
Sallie. Jimmie, pass those buns!
Jimmie. (Taking plate of buns of table C.) The stolen buns? (Turns to Jervis and Miss Pritchard) Have a stolen bun? (Without waiting, crosses over L. to Mrs. Pendleton. Jervis and Miss Pritchard, laughing at him, ease up stage R. of C.) Have a stolen bun? Do have a stolen bun. (A vigorous knocking is heard. Mrs. Pendleton rises) The police! Caught with the goods! (Does a funny little dodge to L. of Mrs. Pendleton.)
(The positions as Judy enters are: Miss Pritchard R. and up. Jervis L. of Miss Pritchard, so that Judy doesn’t notice them at first. At the knock Julia comes down to behind table and Sallie down to L. of table C. Mrs. Pendleton is over L. of Sallie and Jimmie L. of Mrs. Pritchard. Enter Judy. As she opens the door and stands in hall-way, she waves her hand and says “Good-bye” to classmates who laughingly respond. Judy swings into the room, slamming the door behind her and leans against the door.)
Judy. (With a laugh) Oh, I beg your pardon! (Comes down a bit) I forgot we were giving a ball.
Sallie. (Pointing accusing finger at her) Judy Abbott, where’s that candy?
Judy. (Crossing to R. of C.) Oh!
Julia. That you promised to make!
Judy. Oh, I’m awfully sorry. (Crosses to the table and her eye lights on box of candy. She raises it amusedly and says solemnly) The Lord will provide! (Jervis turns away, smiling) I learned that in my youth, and it’s true. (Mrs. Pendleton turns up and Judy catches sight of Jimmie. Jervis turns to Julia, motions for introduction) Jimmie McBride! Are you here again?
(Jimmie crosses L. of table as Julia drops down R. of Judy.)
Julia. Oh, Judy, my uncle, Mr. Pendleton, my roommate Miss Abbott! (Julia crosses L., taking teacup from Mrs. Pendleton up to table. Jervis comes forward and bows with some ceremony, holding out his hand to Judy.)
Jervis. This is a pleasure.
Judy. (Without paying much attention, shakes hands) How do you do? (Without allowing him to finish she turns quickly to Jimmie and shakes hands with him very cordially. Julia takes Miss Pritchard’s cup to tea table as Miss Pritchard goes down R. and sits at desk. Jervis drops down and over to R. of armchair.) Jimmie, how do you manage to get away from Yale so often?
(Mrs. Pendleton works up and across at back and over R., takes chair above desk, placing it L. of Miss Pritchard, sits. Jervis, nonplussed at Judy’s turning to the younger man, works over R. of armchair. Julia and Sallie drop down behind Jimmie.)
Jimmie. (His hand on his heart) There’s a magnet draws me.
Sallie. (Forces Jimmie down into chair) Jimmie, sit down and behave yourself.
(Jimmie rises and turns indignantly to Sallie, who comes L. of Jimmie. Julia above chair. Judy turns to L. of armchair.)
Jervis. (Is about to move armchair from over ink spots to near table for Judy) Will you—
Judy. (Hastily pops into chair) Oh, no, thank you. This is just where I like it.
Jervis. (R. of Judy) Is there anything the matter with that chair?
Judy. (Innocently looking it over) I don’t see anything the matter with it.
Jervis. Is it nailed to the floor?
Judy. (Looks at him and across at Girls) No, it isn’t—but that’s a very good idea. (Sallie and Julia laugh with her) Where’d all that candy come from? Did you bring it, Jimmie?
Sallie. (With satirical laugh at Jimmie. Crosses up and around R. back of table) Jimmie! Huh!
Judy. You shouldn’t be so reckless with your allowance.
Jimmie. Well, I—
Julia. (To above table at C.) A token of affection from Uncle Jervis. (Crosses L. of Sallie.)
Judy. (Looking at Jervis) Oh, really. Uncles must be rather nice. I never saw an uncle before. (They all look at her.)
Mrs. P. What?
Judy. But I’ve often read about them.
(Jervis turns up stage, back turned to scene, enjoying Judy’s replies.)
Mrs. Pendleton. And haven’t you any uncles of your own?
Judy. Never had anything of the sort.
Mrs. P. (Turning to Miss Pritchard) What in the world does she mean?
Judy. I never had any uncles nor aunts nor fathers nor mothers nor brothers nor sisters nor grandmothers—nothing!
Mrs. P. Mercy, child! What happened to them?
Judy. They were all swallowed up by an earthquake before I was born.
(Everybody laughs—Mrs. Pendleton crosses to Miss Pritchard and sits, and Jervis comes R. of Judy.)
Jervis. You occupy a unique position, Miss Judy. Allow me to congratulate you. (Holding out his hand.)
Judy. (Regarding him with surprise) Do you want me to shake hands with you again? I just did it. (Giving him her hand and rising) Oh, I’m willing to, but I thought you mustn’t shake hands with the same man more than once in an afternoon. (Releases hand) I read that in a book of etiquette.
Jervis. What’s a book of etiquette between friends?
Judy. I thought it took a long time to be friends with a man.
Jervis. (Playfully) One minute is sometimes enough, with a man.
Judy. (Stepping back) Do you want to know something—funny? (Sallie goes up to couch.)
Jervis. I should love to know something—funny.
Judy. You’re the first man I ever spoke to.
Jimmy. (Crossing to L. of table, Sallie above table R. of Judy) Oh, Judy Abbott!
Judy. I mean the first real man. (Jervis sits on rocking chair. Jimmie crosses over to Julia at L. Judy to C. of table. Jervis over to Mrs. Pendleton and Miss Pritchard, and above them) Oh, you’re not a man.
Sallie. (Coming down to L. of Judy) How did the rehearsals go?
Judy. (C. in front of table) Awful. Bessie Carter is the leading man and I’m the leading woman. And in the middle of the most touching scene—what do you think happened?
All. What?
Judy. Her mustache dropped right into my lap.
(General movement. Jimmie and Julia start up stage, Jimmie to table for candy, Julia to sofa, Sallie over to L., Judy up R. of table. Jimmy offers candy—Judy declines. Sallie shoves chair L. of table in. Jimmie and Sally up to couch—sit with Julia, Jimmie C., Sallie R., Julia L., Judy to C. of table as Mrs. Pendleton crosses to armchair and sits. Jervis to L. of Miss Pritchard. They all laugh. Jimmie takes box of candy, Sallie joins Julia and Jimmie at L. They go up and sit on couch. Judy follows Sallie over L. and goes up behind table C.)
Mrs. P. (Crossing to chair R. of table at C. and sitting) Oh, Miss Judy—to come back to that earthquake.
(Jervis shows by manner to Miss Pritchard his apprehension of Mrs. Pendleton’s attitude to Judy.)
Miss P. Florence! (Jervis anxious for Judy.)
Mrs. P. You don’t remember either of your parents?
Judy. (Behind table) I lost them both, before I was born.
(Jervis relieved, smiles at Miss Pritchard.)
Mrs. P. But who took care of you?
Judy. Different people. I have a guardian—who looks after me now. Daddy Long-Legs.
Mrs. P. Who?
Judy. (Quietly) Daddy Long-Legs.
Jervis. (Leaning over chair L.) That isn’t his real name.
Judy. Just the pet name I call him by.
Mrs. P. And what is the profession of this Mr.—Mr.—er—
Judy. Mr. Long-Legs. He is an educator.
(Jervis sits L. of Miss Pritchard.)
Jimmie. An educator? Sounds like a biscuit!
(A laugh from Judy and the Girls.)
Mrs. P. By the way, Miss Judy, do you come from the New England Abbotts or the Virginia Abbotts?
Judy. I believe—well, to tell the truth, I hardly know. My father never took any interest in his family.
Mrs. P. And don’t you take an interest?
Judy. Very little. I have never even joined the Daughters of the Revolution. (Crosses to Miss Pritchard, who rises. Jervis is R. of Miss Pritchard.) When will you see my guardian again?
(Mrs. Pendleton rises and goes up to couch. Jimmie and the Girls rise. Sallie helps Miss Pritchard with her coat.)
Miss P. Very soon.
Judy. Tell him I love him dearly. Then give him a kiss for me.
Miss P. Judy, Judy, what dreadful things you say. (Turns up stage.)
Jervis. I don’t wonder it embarrasses you. (Crossing to Judy. Jimmie comes down, putting candy on table.) I think such messages should be delivered in person.
(Miss Pritchard joins Mrs. Pendleton up C.)
Jimmie. (Coming R.C. L. of Judy) Oh, Judy, is it true you Freshmen aren’t allowed to dance to-night?
Judy. (A step to Jimmie) No. The gymnasium is not big enough.
Jimmie. I can’t dance with you at all?
Judy. (Soothingly) But you may have a nice long promenade up and down the bowling alley and all around the swimming tank.
Jimmie. (Grumbling) I don’t want to walk all evening. I want to dance.
Judy. Oh!
(Mrs. Pendleton leaves up stage group and drops down to L.)
Jervis. Then in that case you might bestow that promenade upon me.
Judy. (To Jervis) Oh, thank you. (Turns and looks Jimmie up and down) I’d hate not to have any partners—(Turning to Jervis)—especially at my first dance.
(Jimmie turns up and over R.)
Mrs. P. (Down L.) Your first dance?
Judy. (A step to C.) This will be my first dance—(Indicates Jervis)—my first man—and my first evening gown.
(Miss Pritchard down to Mrs. Pendleton.)
Mrs. P. Mercy, child, how were you brought up?
Judy. Very simply. We didn’t dress for dinner.
(Jervis feels the hurt in her voice and turns away R.)
Miss P. If we are going to see the campus— (Miss Pritchard and Mrs. Pendleton go up stage to Julia and Sallie.)
Jimmie. (Comes down R. of Judy) You promised to show me your running track.
(Mrs. Pendleton crosses to door U.R.)
Judy. Oh, no, indeed. You don’t like to walk with me. Run along and join the others. I’m going to put the room in order. (Moves C.)
(Mrs. Pendleton opens door and exits.)
Julia. (Crossing to door) Come along, Jimmie. (Jimmie crosses to her.) She’ll catch us.
(Jimmie exits with Julia and Sallie crosses to door.)
Jervis. (At R.) This doesn’t seem fair.
Judy. It’s my turn. Besides, I’d rather. Sallie and Julia would just poke the dishes under the couch.
Sallie. Judy thinks we’re shiftless.
Judy. You didn’t have my training.
(Sallie exits, Miss Pritchard crosses to door as Jervis goes up and waits for Miss Pritchard to pass.)
Sallie. (Going out) Will you come along, Miss Pritchard?
Miss P. I’ll follow with Judy. (Jervis exits, leaving door open. Miss Pritchard comes down to Judy. They embrace) Judy—I wanted a chance to see you alone, dear.
Judy. Isn’t it wonderful that this is Judy Abbott?
Miss P. Yes, yes! But you must remember—it is better not to mention the asylum. (Sits R. of table.)
Judy. I haven’t told a soul.
Miss P. But you say such very surprising things.
Judy. But how can I help it? You don’t know what it feels like to be shut up in the dark for eighteen years and then suddenly be dumped right out into the world.
Miss P. I know—
Judy. The cat’s out of the bag a dozen times a day, but I grab it by its tail and pull it back.
Miss P. (Laughs) Yes, you must. People like—like Mrs. Pendleton would never understand.
Judy. Do you know, she wanted to know my mother’s maiden name.
Miss P. Oh!
Judy. I never saw such an inquisitive old thing. I’m going to put her in a book.
Miss P. That’s the way to take it.
Judy. (Lightly) She doesn’t bother me.
Miss P. You like the girls here?
Judy. (Nods) Yes—they like me, too. But it’s only because I don’t wear blue gingham. (Crossing to R. of Miss Pritchard and turning) You can accomplish anything you want to in this world—if you only have the right clothes.
Miss P. My dear!
Judy. I’m wearing silk stockings. (Sticks out foot and exhibits them) Isn’t that a joke? Tell Mrs. Lippett when you see her.
Miss P. (Embracing her) Judy Abbott!
Judy. (Sits on arm of chair) Jerusha Abbott—wearing silk—I wonder where she got that name. Jerusha Abbott.
Miss P. What do you mean?
Judy. I suppose she took “Jerusha” off a tombstone. But I don’t know where she picked the “Abbott.” Unless, maybe, out of the first page of the telephone book.
Miss P. (Distressed) Why, my dear child, what an idea!
Judy. (Crosses in front of table) I’d—I’d sort of like to know.
Miss P. (Rises anxiously—following her, turns her round) You are happy, dear?
Judy. (Rising, facing Miss Pritchard and throwing off her momentary soberness) Happy! I’m so happy every moment that excited little thrills chase up and down my back. I can’t wait to see everything and try everything. I want to live faster and faster to make up for the time I’ve lost.
Miss P. (Rising and crossing to her) Child! Child! You must face life soberly. It holds many disappointments for us all.
Judy. No! No! I’ve left all my troubles at the John Grier Home! Wait! I want to show you something.
(Exits L. Jervis appears at open door of room, comes down R., leaving door open.)
Jervis. I was sent to order you out to look at the library.
Miss P. (Crossing to Jervis at R.) I’m just waiting for Judy.
Jervis. You might leave me to do that and I’ll have a chat with her as we come along.
Miss P. Isn’t she sweet?
Jervis. (About to express his delight, changes his reply to a non-committal) Yes—er—er—she does very well.
Miss P. Now, do you take back what you said? Is it a bad investment to educate a girl?
Jervis. Doesn’t it strike you that she’s pretty familiar with that young McBride?
Miss P. No!
Jervis. It’s just what I told you. We’ll no sooner get her educated than some young whipper-snapper will come along and want to marry her.
Miss P. He isn’t a whipper-snapper. He’s a nice boy.
Jervis. He’ll be wanting to marry her.
Miss P. Well—when she’s through college—
Jervis. (Crossly) I don’t care to have my ward throwing herself away on an overall factory.
Miss P. (With a laugh) Nonsense!
(Judy is heard off stage saying “Just a moment, Miss Pritchard.” Jervis cautions Miss Pritchard quietly and escorts her up to door L. She exits and he closes door and comes down R., as Judy comes from the room L., holding up in front of her a white evening frock, so that it completely shuts off a view of the room.)
Judy. (By door) Look at my new gown that I’m going to wear to-night. Daddy gave it to me. Did you ever see anything so lovely?
Jervis. (R. of C.) Well—I’m not much—
Judy. (Lowering gown and looking over top in consternation) Oh, good gracious sakes alive! How did you get here?
Jervis. Through the door.
Judy. Where’s Miss Pritchard?
Jervis. Library. I told her we’d come along.
Judy. (Laughing) Oh, I’m sorry. Just a second. (She dives back into room, leaves the gown and re-appears, crosses to C.) Ready?
Jervis. (R. by armchair) That library doesn’t appeal to me very much. Let’s wait here.
Judy. (Dubiously) Without a chaperone?
Jervis. I’m an uncle.
Judy. And then, of course—you’re old.
Jervis. Yes, exactly. I’m old. (Motions to armchair) Suppose we sit down here and have a cozy, elderly flirtation all by ourselves. (Judy sits—Jervis gets chair at R. and comes back and sits R. of Judy.)
Judy. (With a laugh) Oh, I’d love to have a flirtation with a Pendleton! That would be a beautiful joke.
Jervis. Why a joke?
Judy. You wouldn’t understand—you know before I came to college I never realized that anything so superior ever existed as a Pendleton.
Jervis. Oh, I see. You’ve had quite a dose of Julia.
Judy. She has mentioned her family. I feel that it’s a great honor to be seated in your presence.
Jervis. (Gruffly) You rub some sense into my niece.
Judy. I’m trying to do my best—but Gee Whiz!
Jervis. What?
Judy. Oh! Isn’t it ladylike to say—Gee Whiz?
Jervis. Never!
Judy. Don’t you approve of slang?
Jervis. Not from you! (Turns away.)
Judy. Would you like to hear me swear?
Jervis. No!
Judy. I could. I’ve picked up quite a large vocabulary from all the tough little Bowery boys I’ve known.
Jervis. Where did you ever know any tough little Bowery boys?
Judy. I used to be connected with a—charity.
Jervis. What sort of charity?
Judy. Oh, for children. A lot of nice, kind, benevolent old Johnnies used to come every month and pat them on the head and murmur, “Poor, homeless, little waifs!” And then find fault with the way the floors were scrubbed and have refreshments, and go home, and forget all about them for another month. It was very sweet.
Jervis. And what part did you play in this little comedy?
Judy. I? Oh, I used to watch them, and smile a little behind their backs. (She gets up in a sudden access of fierceness) I hate charitable people. (Jervis rises. Judy turns and faces him contritely) I didn’t mean that! The only man I love in all the world is charitable. (She notices that he has risen again, suddenly) Do you have to stand up every time I do?
Jervis. (Takes chair back of table R.) It’s a polite thing for a gentleman to do.
Judy. It must be an awful nuisance to be a gentleman.
Jervis. Eh?
Judy. I’m glad I’m not one.
Jervis. I’m glad, too.
Judy. You don’t like my manners, do you?
Jervis. You have very—sudden manners.
Judy. I learned them out of a book. Cost a dollar and fifteen cents.
Jervis. It pays to get a good quality.
(Judy takes book from shelf under table, goes back to armchair. Sits.)
Judy. Sit down. (Jervis sits and Judy reads from book) “A lady never accepts presents from a man but flowers and candy.”
Jervis. How about that new frock?
Judy. From Daddy Long-Legs? Oh, that’s different. He belongs to me.
Jervis. (Leans forward interestedly) Oh!
Judy. (Turns another page) “When a lady breaks her engagement to marry a man, she returns all his presents.” That’s a very useful thing to know. (Rises, Jervis also rises, laughing heartily. Judy tosses book on table with a laugh) Isn’t it silly? (Crosses to C. in front of table.)
Jervis. (Crosses to armchair) You stay kind-hearted and don’t hurt people’s feelings—and that’s all the manners you need.
Judy. (Turning to him) You know, Mr. Pendleton, I like you. You are so sort of sensible, and grown-up—
Jervis. And old—
Judy. I wish I had an uncle! I wish I had a lot of family.
Jervis. I am entirely at your disposal. Anything you wish—by adoption.
Judy. Really?
Jervis. Yes.
Judy. I want a grandmother more than anything in the world. Will you be my grandmother, Mr. Pendleton?
Jervis. No, I take that offer back. (To armchair) We’ll just be friends.
Judy. (With a sigh) It’s sometimes awfully lonely without a family.
Jervis. It’s sometimes awfully lonely with a family.
Judy. (Thoughtfully) But at least I’ve escaped one thing. I never get homesick. (Turns away.)
Jervis. (Breaks situation) Where are you spending your vacation this summer?
Judy. On a farm in Connecticut. But I wanted to go to the McBrides’ camp in the Adirondacks.
Jervis. Well, why don’t you go?
Judy. Daddy Long-Legs wouldn’t let me.
Jervis. (A step to C.) I see. Who owns this farm? (Hands in pockets.)
Judy. Mrs. Semple.
Jervis. Mrs. Semple?
Judy. Lock Willow’s the name.
Jervis. Lock Willow! Well, well. Isn’t that a coincidence. Lizzie Semple was my nurse when I was a little shaver.
Judy. (A step back) Your nurse?
Jervis. Yes.
Judy. Gee whiz! (Turns away.)
Jervis. Take care.
Judy. (Turns to him) She must be awfully old.
Jervis. Well, she’s coming on. It’s some time since I sat on Lizzie’s lap and had my face washed.
Judy. (Laughs) How funny!
Jervis. (Crossing to C. of table) I occasionally motor through that country and stop for a little fishing. Maybe I’ll see you.
Judy. That will be very nice. (Suddenly crosses over to L. and up as Jervis, stunned by his abrupt dismissal, turns front) Thanks.
Jervis. (Crossing over R. and then turning to her) And what are you doing in college? Have you learned anything?
Judy. (Coming to L. of chair, reproachfully) Have I learned anything? The area of the convex surface of the frustum of a regular pyramid is half the product of the sum of the perimeters of its bases by the altitude of either of its trapezoids.
Jervis. (Bowing) That is very impressive.
Judy. (Behind table) I’ve finished—physiology. I know all about your insides.
Jervis. Um—yes—
Judy. (Crossing to armchair) I hope you never touch alcohol, Mr. Pendleton. It does dreadful things to your liver.
Jervis. Thank you—I will remember.
Judy. (Sitting in armchair) Did you know that we used to be monkeys?
Jervis. (Sitting R. of Judy) I’ve heard rumors.
Judy. You, just as much as me.
Jervis. And why not?
Judy. But, of course, the Pendletons are descended from very superior monkeys—with beautiful silky hair and extra long tails.
Jervis. Oh!
Judy. Did you ever read Hamlet?
Jervis. Yes.
Judy. Isn’t it corking?
Jervis. Eh?
Judy. Every night I put myself to sleep by pretending that I’m the heroine of whatever book I’m reading. Do you ever do that?
Jervis. I never have.
Judy. Just now I’m Ophelia!
Jervis. Ophelia?
Judy. Hamlet and I are married. The King and Queen are dead. But Hamlet didn’t kill them. They just died of—pneumonia.
Jervis. Um—much more modern idea.
Judy. You know—Hamlet and I are having a perfectly lovely time. I’ve entirely cured him of being melancholy. He attends to the governing and I look after the charities. We’ve just founded the most remarkable orphan asylum. All of the children are happy.
Jervis. And you, Miss Judy? Are you happy?
Judy. Happy? (Rises—Jervis, too) I’m the happiest person in the whole wide world.
Jervis. Tell me the secret.
Judy. We have ice-cream twice a week—(Goes to R. of table)—and we never have corn-meal mush.
Jervis. That’s something.
Judy. (R. of table, facing him, hands on table) And I’ve lots of friends, and I’ve passed my examinations, and I’ve won a short story prize—
Jervis. Good!
Judy. And I’ve made the basket-ball team—(Stands up)—and I have eight new dresses—all of them different colors, and not, not one blue gingham. (Turning away.)
Jervis. You don’t admire blue gingham?
Judy. No! I shudder at the thought! (Crosses over L.) Talk about something else quick. (Goes up. Jervis glances about the room.)
Jervis. What shall we talk about? (Turning up a little) Did you girls furnish this room yourselves?
Judy. (Coming to table C.) The expensive things are Julia’s. It’s awful the way she wastes money.
Jervis. (Over to R. of armchair—sternly) If I had a girl who belonged to me I’d give her an allowance and I’d make her keep within it. I hope your guardian makes you keep within your allowance.
Judy. (Laughs and shakes her head) No, he doesn’t. He gives me lots of extra things.
Jervis. That won’t do. He’ll spoil you.
Judy. (Facing him) Oh! But it’s such fun to be spoiled—(Facing front)—when you never have been.
(Jervis leans over armchair, looking at her tenderly. Judy reads the expression and turns abruptly to L.)
Jervis. And which of all these things did you choose? (Turns up.)
Judy. (Behind table) This rug—do you like it?
Jervis. Yes—very pretty.
Judy. And that window seat. (Going up C.) It used to be a bureau, but I took off the looking-glass and upholstered the top. (Jervis goes up a little also) You pull the drawers out like steps and just walk up. (She does it and sits on the top) Wouldn’t you like to try it, Mr. Pendleton? It’s very comfortable.
Jervis. (Coming down R. of chair and pulling it up and off of ink spot) I think I’ll stay on dry land.
(Judy, in consternation, quickly descending from bureau.)
Judy. (Hastily coming down) No, no, no! (L. of chair) Now, you’ve done it!
Jervis. (Staring at the spot) What’s that?
Judy. Family skeleton. We keep it under the chair. I bought the rug for half price because it had an ink spot.
Jervis. A what?
Judy. Ink spot.
Jervis. You call that a spot? (Cross R.) I’d call it a pond.
Judy. (Sets chair down on spot with a slam) If people would just leave our furniture alone, it would never show. (To R. of table.)
Jervis. (R. of chair) I’m sorry, Miss Judy. I won’t offend again. But tell me, what sort of a man is your guardian?
Judy. Daddy Long-Legs?
Jervis. Yes.
Judy. Oh, he’s sort of tall—and skinny. He’s getting a little shaky now, and has to walk with a cane. He’s bald up here—but he has a nice fringe of white hair all around here.
Jervis. Oh, yes, quite a beauty.
Judy. He’s a sweet lamb. And I love him more than anything in the whole world.
Jervis. That must make him very happy.
Judy. (Facing him) He doesn’t know it. I wouldn’t tell him to his face. It would spoil him. (Turns away.)
Jervis. Maybe it would do him good. It would give him a fresh interest in life to think that a nice girl like you cared for him.
Judy. (Suddenly—turning to him. Sits on table) When I get through college, I’m going to live with him.
Jervis. (Startled) Are you really? Does he want you?
Judy. Not now. But he will when he knows me better.
Jervis. Maybe you’ll change your mind when you know him better.
Judy. Oh, no, I sha’n’t. I have it all planned. I am going to read out loud to him, and plump up his pillow, and warm his slippers, and wrap up his throat in camphorated oil, and always make him wear his rubbers when he goes out.
Jervis. (Dubiously) That’s very touching.
Judy. I am going to be awfully firm with him.
Jervis. Oh, you are, are you? (Judy nods head) Does he ever come to see you? (Judy shakes her head) No? Why not?
Judy. He doesn’t care anything about me, really.
Jervis. Nonsense, of course he does.
Judy. I just pretend. You must have somebody to love, and he’s all I have. So I make believe that he cares.
Jervis. Maybe he does care—more than you think.
Judy. (Facing him, with a flash of fire) No, he doesn’t! He’s a horrid, cross, old thing, with a mouth that turns down like that, and a perfectly dreadful temper.
Jervis. So! And doesn’t he ever write to you?
Judy. No!
Jervis. And don’t you write to him?
Judy. Yes, I write to him all the time—whenever I get lonely. But he doesn’t even read my letters.
Jervis. How do you know?
Judy. He throws them in the waste basket.
Jervis. Oh, no, you’re wrong. He keeps them tied together with a piece of red tape, and locked in a drawer of his desk, and winter evenings when he’s all alone in his dark library, he gets them out and reads them over; and then he sits and looks in the fire and wonders what little Judy is doing, and wishes she were there to talk to him.
(Judy listens with a pleased smile and faces him.)
Judy. I like to think he does— (Turning away) But it’s only pretending. (Crosses L. and up behind chair L. of table.)
Jervis. I wonder! I wonder!
(Judy throws of her momentary sadness and faces him with a sudden change of manner.)
Judy. Do you know that I am a genius?
Jervis. Are you really?
Judy. Yes. That’s why my guardian is sending me to college. I’m going to be a great author.
Jervis. That’s very nice.
Judy. (With a quick laugh) Wouldn’t it be a joke on my guardian, if I turned out not to be a genius at all—but just a plain girl? (Crossing to L. of table.)
Jervis. What an idea! Of course you’re a genius.
Judy. (Down L.) Do you think it would be fair to Daddy Long-Legs, if, after being educated to be a writer, I should give it up and marry somebody instead?
Jervis. (Coming to R. of table) No! I do not!
Judy. I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll write a wonderful novel and make an awful lot of money and give it all to Daddy—and then I’ll be free to marry anybody I choose.
Jimmie. (Entering suddenly and standing by door) I say, Judy Abbott—
Judy. (Crossing to him. They exit, laughing and chatting) Oh, Jimmie! I forgot all about you. You want to see the running track—well, come right along.
(As Judy crosses to Jimmie, Jervis turns and follows her movements. When she is off—he faces front, puzzled and nonplussed, as the curtain descends.)