ACT III.
Dr. Goldsmith and some of his friends occasionally dined at the St. James's Coffee-house. One day it was proposed to write epitaphs on him. His country, dialect, and person furnished subjects of witticism. He was called on for retaliation, and at their next meeting produced the following poem.
4. The master of the St. James's Coffee-house, where the poet, and the friends he has characterised in this poem, occasionally dined.
5. Dr. Barnard, Dean of Derry in Ireland.
6. The Right Hon. Edmund Burke.
7. Mr. William Burke, late secretary to General Conway, member for Bedwin, and afterwards holding office in India.
8. Mr. Richard Burke, collector of Granada; afterwards Recorder of Bristol.
9. Richard Cumberland, Esq., author of the "West-Indian," "Fashionable Lover," "The Brothers," "Calvary," &c., &c.
10. Dr. Douglas, Canon of Windsor (afterwards Bishop of Salisbury), an ingenious Scotch gentleman, who has no less distinguished himself as a citizen of the world, than a sound critic, in detecting several literary mistakes (or rather forgeries) of his countrymen; particularly Lauder on Milton, and Bower's "History of the Popes."
11. David Garrick, Esq.
12. Counsellor John Ridge, a gentleman belonging to the Irish Bar.
13. Sir Joshua Reynolds.
14. An eminent attorney.
15. Mr. Thomas Townshend, member for Whitchurch.
16. Mr. Richard Burke. This gentleman having fractured an arm and a leg at different times, the Doctor has rallied him on these accidents, as a kind of retributive justice for breaking his jests upon other people.
Dr. Goldsmith and some of his friends at the
St. James's Coffee-house.—p. 219.
17. The Rev. William Dodd.
18. Dr. Kenrick, who read lectures at the Devil Tavern, under the title of "The School of Shakspeare."
19. James Macpherson, Esq., who lately, from the mere force of his style, wrote down the first poet of all antiquity.
20. Mr. Hugh Kelly, author of "False Delicacy," "Word to the Wise," "Clementina," "School for Wives," &c., &c.
21. Mr. William Woodfall, printer of the "Morning Chronicle."
22. Sir Joshua Reynolds was so remarkably deaf, as to be under the necessity of using an ear-trumpet in company.
(After the fourth edition of this poem was printed, the publisher received the following epitaph on Mr. Whitefoord,[23] from a friend of the late Dr. Goldsmith.)
23. Mr. Caleb Whitefoord, author of many humorous essays.
24. Mr. Whitefoord was so notorious a punster, that Dr. Goldsmith used to say it was impossible to keep his company without being infected with the itch of punning.
25. Mr. H. S. Woodfall, printer of the "Public Advertiser."
26. Mr. Whitefoord had frequently indulged the town with humorous pieces, under those titles, in the "Public Advertiser."
"Turn gentle hermit."—p. 226.