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This collection assembles lively biographical sketches and anecdotes of odd English characters and incidents, organized into themed sections—wealth and fashion, delusions and fanaticism, strange sights and sporting scenes, eccentric artists and theatrical figures, men of letters, convivial oddities, and miscellaneous curiosities. Each portrait combines reported sayings, singular habits, and notable episodes to illustrate how unconventional behaviour coexists with virtues and affects public life, mixing humour, pathos, and moral reflection. The work favors contemporary examples and aims to present truthful, entertaining accounts rather than moral judgments, offering a broad gallery of human singularities.

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Title: English Eccentrics and Eccentricities

Author: John Timbs

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Language: English

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ENGLISH ECCENTRICS.


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The Earl of Bridgewater and his dogs.



PREFACE.

GENTLE READER, a few words before we introduce you to our Eccentrics. They may be odd company: yet how often do we find eccentricity in the minds of persons of good understanding. Their sayings and doings, it is true, may not rank as high among the delicacies of intellectual epicures as the Strasburg pies among the dishes described in the Almanach des Gourmands; but they possess attractions in proportion to the degree in which "man favours wonders." Swift has remarked, that "a little grain of the romance is no ill ingredient to preserve and exalt the dignity of human nature, without which it is apt to degenerate into everything that is sordid, vicious, and low." Into the latter extremes Eccentricity is occasionally apt to run, somewhat like certain fermenting liquors which cannot be checked in their acidifying courses.

Into such headlong excesses our Eccentrics rarely stray; and one of our objects in sketching their ways, is to show that with oddity of character may co-exist much goodness of heart; and your strange fellow, though, according to the lexicographer, he be outlandish, odd, queer, and eccentric, may possess claims to our notice which the man who is ever studying the fitness of things would not so readily present.

Many books of character have been published which have recorded the acts, sayings, and fortunes of Eccentrics. The instances in the present Work are, for the most part, drawn from our own time, so as to present points of novelty which could not so reasonably be expected in portraits of older date. They are motley-minded and grotesque in many instances; and from their rare accidents may be gathered many a lesson of thrift, as well as many a scene of humour to laugh at; while some realize the well-remembered couplet or the near alliance of wits to madness.

A glance at the Table of Contents and the Index to this volume will, it is hoped, convey a fair idea of the number and variety of characters and incidents to be found in this gallery of English Eccentrics.

It should be added, that in the preparation of this Work, the Author has availed himself of the most trustworthy materials for the staple of his narratives, which, in certain cases, he has preferred giving ipsissimis verbis of his authorities to "re-writing" them, as it is termed; a process which rarely adds to the veracity of story-telling, but, on the other hand, often gives a colour to the incidents which the original narrator never intended to convey. The object has been to render the book truthful as well as entertaining.

John Timbs.


CONTENTS.

WEALTH AND FASHION.

PAGE
The Beckfords and Fonthill 1
Alderman Beckford's Monument Speech in Guildhall 19
Beau Brummel 22
Sir Lumley Skeffington, Bart 36
"Romeo" Coates 41
Abraham Newland 44
The Spendthrift Squire of Halston, John Mytton 48
Lord Petersham 55
The King and Queen of the Sandwich Islands 57
Sir Edward Dering's Luckless Courtship 59
Gretna-Green Marriages 63
The Agapemone, or Abode of Love 68
Singular Scotch Ladies 70
Mrs. Bond, of Hackney 72
John Ward, the Hackney Miser 74
"Poor Man of Mutton" 76
Lord Kenyon's Parsimony 77
Mary Moser, the Flower-Painter 78
The Eccentric Miss Banks 80
Thomas Cooke, the Miser of Pentonville 82
Thomas Cooke, the Turkey Merchant 87
"Lady Lewson," of Clerkenwell 89
Profits of Dust-sifting and Dust-heaps 92
Sir John Dinely, Bart. 95
The Rothschilds 96
A Legacy of Half-a-Million of Money 99
Eccentricities of the Earl of Bridgewater 103
The Denisons, and the Conyngham Family 105
"Dog Jennings" 107
Baron Ward's Remarkable Career                    109
A Costly House-Warming 112
Devonshire Eccentrics 113
Hannah Snell, the Female Soldier 116
Lady Archer                                       122

DELUSIONS, IMPOSTURES, AND FANATIC
MISSIONS.

Modern Alchemists 124
Jack Adams, the Astrologer 130
The Woman-hating Cavendish 132
"Modern Astrology.—"Witch Pickles"" 136
Hannah Green; or, "Ling Bob" 139
Oddities of Lady Hester Stanhope 141
Hermits and Eremitical Life 145
The Recluses of Llangollen 155
Snuff-taking Legacies 158
Burial Bequests 159
Burials on Box Hill and Leith Hill 163
Jeremy Bentham's Bequest of his Remains           166
"The Marquis of Anglesey's Leg" 169
The Cottle Church 171
Horace Walpole's Chattels saved by a Talisman 174
Norwood Gipsies 177
"Cunning Mary," of Clerkenwell 179
"Jerusalem Whalley" 181
Father Mathew and the Temperance Movement         182
Eccentric Preachers 184
Irving a Millenarian 187
A Trio of Fanatics 189
The Spenceans 197
Joanna Southcote, and the Coming of Shiloh 198
The Founder of Mormonism 210
Huntington, the Preacher 219
Amen—Peter Isnell 231
Strangely Eccentric, yet Sane 232
Strange Hallucination 236
"Corner Memory Thompson" 238
Mummy of a Manchester Lady 239
Hypochondriasis 240

STRANGE SIGHTS AND SPORTING SCENES.

"The Wonder of all the Wonders that the World 243
ever Wondered at"
"The Princess Caraboo" 246
Fat Folks.—Lambert and Bright 249
A Cure for Corpulence 256
Epitaphs on Fat Folks 257
Count Boruwlaski, the Polish Dwarf 258
The Irish Giant 270
Birth Extraordinary 271
William Hutton's "Strong Woman" 274
Wildman and his Bees 276
Lord Stowell's Love of Sight-seeing               277
John Day and Fairlop Fair 280
A Princely Hoax 283
Sir John Waters's Escape 285
Colonel Mackinnon's Practical Joking 287
A Gourmand Physician 288
Dick England, the Gambler 290
Brighton Races, Thirty Years since 292
Colonel Mellish 294
Doncaster Eccentrics 296
"Walking Stewart" 300
Youthful Days of the Hon. Grantley Berkeley       304
What became of the Seven Dials 310
An Old Bailey Character 312
Bone and Shell Exhibition 317
"Quid Rides?" 318
"Bolton Trotters" 319
Eccentric Lord Coleraine 321
Eccentric Travellers 323
Elegy on a Geologist 328

ECCENTRIC ARTISTS.

Gilray and his Caricatures 330
William Blake, Painter and Poet                   339
Nollekens, the Sculptor 350

THEATRICAL FOLKS.

The Young Roscius 363
Hardham's "No. 37"                                 368
Rare Criticism 370
The O. P. Riot 371
Origin of "Paul Pry" 372
Mrs. Garrick 374
Mathews, a Spanish Ambassador 378
Grimaldi, the Clown 382
Munden's Last Performance 387
Oddities of Dowton 389
Liston in Tragedy 391
Boyhood of Edmund Kean 398
A Mysterious Parcel 400
Masquerade Incident 402
Mr. T. P. Cooke in Melodrama and Pantomime        404
"Romeo and Juliet" in America 407
The Mulberries, a Shakspearian Club 408
Colley Cibber's Daughter 410
An Eccentric Love-Passage 413
True to the Text 415

MEN OF LETTERS.

Monk Lewis 417
Porson's Eccentricities 425
Parriana: Oddities of Dr. Parr 435
Oddities of John Horne Tooke 444
Mr. Canning's Humour 451
Peter Pindar.—Dr. Wolcot 460
The Author of "Dr. Syntax" 472
Mrs. Radcliffe and the Critics                     475
Cool Sir James Mackintosh 478
Eccentricities of Cobbett 481
Heber, the Book-Collector 485
Sir John Soane Lampooned 488
Extraordinary Calculators 490
Charles Lamb's Cottage at Islington 494
Thomas Hood                                        497
A Witty Archbishop 504
Literary Madmen 508
A Perpetual-Motion Seeker 513
The Romantic Duchess of Newcastle                 516
Sources of Laughter 520

CONVIVIAL ECCENTRICITIES.

Busby's Folly and Bull Feather Hall 525
Old Islington Taverns 526
The Oyster and Parched-Pea Club 529
A Manchester Punch-House 530
"The Blue Key" 533
Brandy in Tea 534
"The Wooden Spoon" 535
A Tipsy Village 535
What an Epicure Eats in his Life-Time             536
Epitaph on Dr. William Maginn 538
Greenwich Dinners 539
Lord Pembroke's Port Wine 540
A Tremendous Bowl of Punch 541

MISCELLANEA.

Long Sir Thomas Robinson 542
Lord Chesterfield's Will 542
An Odd Family 543
An Eccentric Host 544
Quackery Successful 545
The Grateful Footpad 546
A Notoriety of the Temple                         546
A Ride in a Sedan 548
Mr. John Scott (Lord Eldon) in Parliament 549
A Chancery Jeu-d'Esprit 551
Hanging by Compact 553
The Ambassador Floored 553
"The Dutch Mail" 554
Bad Spelling 556
A "Single Conspirator" 559
A Miscalculation 560
An Indiscriminate Collector                       561
The Bishops' Saturday Night 563
"Rather Than Otherwise" 564
Classic Soup Distribution 565
Alphabet Single Rhymed 565
Non Sequitur and Therefore 566

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.

PAGE
"Vathek" Beckford. From a Medallion 1
John Farquhar surveying the Ruins of Fonthill 21
Beau Brummel. From a Miniature 22
Lord Alvanley. A Pillar of White's 27
Beau Brummel in Retirement at Calais 35
Sir Lumley Skeffington in a "Jean de Brie" 36
Sir Lumley Skeffington, as dressed for the "Birthday Ball 40
Robert Coates, the Amateur of Fashion, as "Romeo" 41
Squire Mytton of Halston on his Bear 48
Lord Petersham; a noble Aide-de-Camp 55
The Eccentric Miss Banks, an Old Maid on a Journey 80
The First Rothschild—a well-known Character on 'Change 96
Hannah Snell, the Female Soldier 116
Lady Archer, Enamelling at her Toilet 122
The Alchemist 124
Jack Adams, the Astrologer 130
A Hermit of the Sixteenth Century 145
Lady Eleanor Butler and Miss Mary Ponsonby, the Recluses of Llangollen    156
Major Peter Labelliere, a Christian Patriot 163
Margaret Finch, the Norwood Gipsy 177
Edward Irving, the Millenarian 184
Joanna Southcote 198
Facsimile of Autograph with Seal of the Elect 209
William Huntington, the Converted Coalheaver 219
The pretended Princess Caraboo 246
Count Boruwlaski, the Polish Dwarf, in Disgrace with his Wife          259
The Prince Regent, a Back View 284
Colonel Mellish and Buckle his Agent 294
Curtis, an Old-Bailey Character 312
Corder, the Murderer of Maria Martin 316
Lord Coleraine, keeping an Apple Stall 321
Nollekens, the Sculptor. From J. T. Smith's Life 350
Master Betty, the "Young Roscius", as "Norval" 363
Mrs. Garrick in her Youth                                        374
Charles Mathews the Elder 378
Joe Grimaldi as Clown 382
Liston as "Paul Pry" 391
Edmund Kean as "Richard III." 398
T. P. Cooke in "Black Eyed Susan" 404
Charlotte Charke, Colley Cibber's Daughter 411
M. G. Lewis, Author of "the Monk" 417
Professor Porson 425
Dr. Parr 435
William Cobbett, Peter Porcupine and the "Political Register" 481
Jedediah Buxton, the Calculator 490
Lamb's Cottage, Colebrook Row 495
Margaret Lucas, Duchess of Newcastle 516
Lord Eldon (John Scott) 549