JOHN HELPS
John Helps a wer an honest mon;
The perry that a made
Wer crunched vrom purs as honest
As ever tree displayed.
John Helps a wer an honest mon;
The dumplings that a chewed
Wer made vrom honest apples
As Autumn ever growed.
John Helps a wer an honest mon,
And I be sorry a’s dead.
Perry and honest men be scarce
These days, ’tiz zed.