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Further Experiences of an Irish R.M.

Chapter 6: HALF-TONE
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About This Book

A series of episodic, humorous sketches narrated by a resident magistrate about life in a rural Irish district. The stories stage local quarrels, hunting mishaps, small legal disputes, social gatherings, and eccentric characters, using sharp observation and affectionate satire. Vivid scene-painting, touches of dialect, and comic miscommunication illuminate gossip networks, social hierarchies, and everyday absurdities, while moments of quiet sympathy temper the humor and reveal the human rhythms of provincial community life.

CONTENTS

I.   THE PUG-NOSED FOX
II.   A ROYAL COMMAND
III.   POISSON D'AVRIL
IV.   "THE MAN THAT CAME TO BUY APPLES"
V.   A CONSPIRACY OF SILENCE
VI.   THE BOAT'S SHARE
VII.   THE LAST DAY OF SHRAFT
VIII.   "A HORSE! A HORSE!" (Part I.)
IX.   "AHORSE! A HORSE!" (Part II.)
X.   SHARPER THAN A FERRET'S TOOTH
XI.   OWENEEN THE SPRAT
XII.   THE WHITEBOYS

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

HALF-TONE

Old Flynn, moving along the verge, became idyllic … Frontispiece

Suspicious of an ill-timed pleasantry

"Take me out of this"

Whizzed like a driven grouse past the combatants

The guard put his hand over his mouth

"And not a brown farthing more would he give"

"I'm dashed if she hasn't got Sullivan's pony"

He crowned the arrangement with the bottle of potheen

A trayful of burning sods of turf

He did not deny himself a most dissolute wink

Maria's performance was faultless

The Modulator opened with a long-drawn and nasal cadenza

"Did ye see the police!"

"Is that my darlin' Major Yeates?" shouted the cook

"I will walk—I should really prefer it"

Flurry and I put in a blazing September day on the mountain

Braney's Lake

An intricate and variously moving tide of people

"Them hounds are in my family, seed and breed, this hundred years"

"I'll go bail 'twas him that picked me wife's fashionable cocks"

IN THE TEXT

The egregious Slipper

The victim came

"Ye have them in great form, Michael"

Pure ecstasy stretched his grin from ear to ear

"They're lovely fish altogether! they're leppin' fresh!"

The invalid removed herself

Con Brickley

"Let the divil clear me out of the sthrand!"

A witness to be proud of

His mornings were spent in proffering Irish phrases

The Sergeant's manner was distressingly apologetic

"That's a great sign of fine weather when a horse will lie     down in wather that way"

My wife came and asked me if I would take her to the workhouse

"Thim's no joke, sir, thim's Sprats!"

"He knows what's what!" said the Locum