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Happy Days

Chapter 80: THE END
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About This Book

A gently comic collection of short pieces and sketches first published in a humorous periodical, bringing together domestic vignettes, light essays, brief comic plays, and satirical portraits of various professions. Recurring contributions pair a teasing uncle with the small child Margery to capture childhood logic and bedside storytelling, while other sections offer outdoor observations, parodies of literary and social affectations, and short amateur plays. The tone is playful, conversational, and quietly ironic, shifting between anecdote, fable-like tales, and urbane comic reflection.

"BETWEEN THE ACTS."

Flossie. Who's the lady in the box with Mr. Johnson?

Gussie. Hush! It's his wife!

And Flossie giggled so much that she could hardly listen to the last Act of Christina's Mistake, which she had been looking forward to for weeks!

The Sunday Sermon offered free tickets to a hundred unmarried suburban girls, to which class Christina's Mistake might be supposed to make a special religious appeal. But they had to collect coupons first for The Sunday Sermon.

And finally The Times of two months later, said:

"A marriage has been arranged between Lady Dorothy Neal, daughter of the Earl of Skye, and the Hon. Geoffrey Bollinger."

Than a successful revenge nothing is sweeter in life. Hector Strong was not the man to spare any one who had done him an injury. Yet I think his method of revenging himself upon Lady Dorothy savoured of the diabolical. He printed a photograph of her in The Daily Picture Gallery. It was headed "The Beautiful Lady Dorothy Neal."

THE END


Transcriber's Notes

Simple and obvious errors corrected.

The hyphenation (or not) of several words appears to have changed over the nine year period in which these stories were written. These include ballroom, blackbird, businesslike, halfway, ha'penny, tonight, today, tomorrow and weekend. The hyphenations have been left in their original state.