HEADLONG HALL
Thomas Love Peacock
Contents
All philosophers, who find
Some favourite system to their mind,
In every point to make it fit,
Will force all nature to submit.
A country squire invites a parade of eccentric intellectuals and fashionable theorists to his hall for Christmas, prompting comedic exchanges that expose the absurdities of extreme doctrines and social pretensions. Guests personify opposing views—belief in human perfectibility, theories of decline, insistence on the status quo, and curious scientific fads—and their conversations at meals, lectures, walks, and a final ball become occasions for pointed satire. Domestic bustle, romantic entanglements, and witty caricature combine to create a satirical panorama of contemporary tastes, literary affectation, and the follies of fashionable opinion.
All philosophers, who find
Some favourite system to their mind,
In every point to make it fit,
Will force all nature to submit.