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Hints to servants

Chapter 16: THE DAIRY-MAID.
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A series of comic poems gives mock instructions to household staff, each addressed to a different role — butler, cook, valet, footman, housekeeper, chambermaid and others — and offers ironic guidance on duties, saving, social manoeuvres, and everyday deceptions. Framed as a modernized, poetical update of earlier satirical directions, the verses combine practical-sounding tips with barbed humour, lampooning servants' resourcefulness and masters' pretensions while arranging role-based sketches and a closing set of general rules.

THE DAIRY-MAID.

Be ever putting forth a splutter
Of the fatigue of making butter:
Even in summer you must learn
Always to have a scalding churn.
Cream a week old at least desire,
And churn close to the kitchen fire.
But of your business, still the great art
Is,—saving cream for your own sweetheart!