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Hints to servants

Chapter 17: THE WET NURSE.
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A series of comic poems gives mock instructions to household staff, each addressed to a different role — butler, cook, valet, footman, housekeeper, chambermaid and others — and offers ironic guidance on duties, saving, social manoeuvres, and everyday deceptions. Framed as a modernized, poetical update of earlier satirical directions, the verses combine practical-sounding tips with barbed humour, lampooning servants' resourcefulness and masters' pretensions while arranging role-based sketches and a closing set of general rules.

THE WET NURSE.

Perchance, should you the child 'let fall,'
Confessing it 'won't do at all;'
None can the secret e'er discover,
And if it dies, the danger's over.
To your own breast confine the bilk,
And save—your 'breasteziz' of milk.
Wean 'such as live' as soon as may be,
Out o' the way of the next baby.