WeRead Powered by ReaderPub
In the Wrong Paradise, and Other Stories cover

In the Wrong Paradise, and Other Stories

Chapter 16: II.
Open in WeRead

Explore more books like this:

About This Book

A collection of short tales that blend satirical comedy, travel-adventure, romance, and the uncanny. Several pieces follow a well-meaning but fallible clergyman as he misreads and adapts to local customs, while others present domestic secrets, strange houses, castle-bound peril, and playful mythmaking about prominent personalities. The stories shift between moral apologues, ironic social observation, and fragments of fantasy, repeatedly exploring cultural misunderstanding, human vanity, and the uneasy gap between civilized pretensions and raw local traditions.

A CHEAP NIGGER.

I.

“Have you seen the Clayville Dime?”

Moore chucked me a very shabby little sheet of printed matter.  It fluttered feebly in the warm air, and finally dropped on my recumbent frame.  I was lolling in a hammock in the shade of the verandah.

I did not feel much inclined for study, but I picked up the Clayville Dime and lazily glanced at that periodical, while Moore relapsed into the pages of Ixtlilxochitl.  He was a literary character for a planter, had been educated at Oxford (where I made his acquaintance), and had inherited from his father, with a large collection of Indian and Mexican curiosities, a taste for the ancient history of the New World.

Sometimes I glanced at the newspaper; sometimes I looked out at the pleasant Southern garden, where the fountain flashed and fell among weeping willows, and laurels, orange-trees, and myrtles.

“Hullo!” I cried suddenly, disturbing Moore’s Aztec researches, “here is a queer affair in the usually quiet town of Clayville.  Listen to this;” and I read aloud the following “par,” as I believe paragraphs are styled in newspaper offices:—

“‘Instinct and Accident.—As Colonel Randolph was driving through our town yesterday and was passing Captain Jones’s sample-room, where the colonel lately shot Moses Widlake in the street, the horses took alarm and started violently downhill.  The colonel kept his seat till rounding the corner by the Clayville Bank, when his wheels came into collision with that edifice, and our gallant townsman was violently shot out.  He is now lying in a very precarious condition.  This may relieve Tom Widlake of the duty of shooting the colonel in revenge for his father.  It is commonly believed that Colonel Randolph’s horses were maddened by the smell of the blood which has dried up where old Widlake was shot.  Much sympathy is felt for the colonel.  Neither of the horses was injured.’”

“Clayville appears to be a lively kind of place,” I said.  “Do you often have shootings down here?”

“We do,” said Moore, rather gravely; “it is one of our institutions with which I could dispense.”

“And do you ‘carry iron,’ as the Greeks used to say, or ‘go heeled,’ as your citizens express it?”

“No, I don’t; neither pistol nor knife.  If any one shoots me, he shoots an unarmed man.  The local bullies know it, and they have some scruple about shooting in that case.  Besides, they know I am an awkward customer at close quarters.”

Moore relapsed into his Mexican historian, and I into the newspaper.

“Here is a chance of seeing one of your institutions at last,” I said.

I had found an advertisement concerning a lot of negroes to be sold that very day by public auction in Clayville.  All this, of course, was “before the war.”

“Well, I suppose you ought to see it,” said Moore, rather reluctantly.  He was gradually emancipating his own servants, as I knew, and was even suspected of being a director of “the Underground Railroad” to Canada.

“Peter,” he cried, “will you be good enough to saddle three horses and bring them round?”

Peter, a “darkey boy” who had been hanging about in the garden, grinned and went off.  He was a queer fellow, Peter, a plantation humourist, well taught in all the then unpublished lore of “Uncle Remus.”  Peter had a way of his own, too, with animals, and often aided Moore in collecting objects of natural history.

“Did you get me those hornets, Peter?” said Moore, when the black returned with the horses.

“Got ’em safe, massa, in a little box,” replied Peter, who then mounted and followed at a respectful distance as our squire.

Without many more words we rode into the forest which lay between Clayville and Moore’s plantation.  Through the pine barrens ran the road, and on each side of the way was luxuriance of flowering creepers.  The sweet faint scent of the white jessamine and the homely fragrance of honeysuckle filled the air, and the wild white roses were in perfect blossom.  Here and there an aloe reminded me that we were not at home, and dwarf palms and bayonet palmettoes, with the small pointed leaf of the “live oak,” combined to make the scenery look foreign and unfamiliar.  There was a soft haze in the air, and the sun’s beams only painted, as it were, the capitals of the tall pillar-like pines, while the road was canopied and shaded by the skeins of grey moss that hung thickly on all the boughs.

The trees grew thinner as the road approached the town.  Dusty were the ways, and sultry the air, when we rode into Clayville and were making for “the noisy middle market-place.”  Clayville was but a small border town, though it could then boast the presence of a squadron of cavalry, sent there to watch the “border ruffians.”  The square was neither large nor crowded, but the spectacle was strange and interesting to me.  Men who had horses or carts to dispose of were driving or riding about, noisily proclaiming the excellence of their wares.  But buyers were more concerned, like myself, with the slave-market.  In the open air, in the middle of the place, a long table was set.  The crowd gathered round this, and presented types of various sorts of citizens.  The common “mean white” was spitting and staring—a man fallen so low that he had no nigger to wallop, and was thus even more abject, because he had no natural place and functions in local society, than the slaves themselves.  The local drunkard was uttering sagacities to which no mortal attended.  Two or three speculators were bidding on commission, and there were a few planters, some of them mounted, and a mixed multitude of tradesmen, loafers, bar-keepers, newspaper reporters, and idlers in general.  At either end of the long table sat an auctioneer, who behaved with the traditional facetiousness of the profession.  As the “lots” came on for sale they mounted the platform, generally in family parties.  A party would fetch from one thousand to fifteen hundred dollars, according to its numbers and “condition.”  The spectacle was painful and monstrous.  Most of the “lots” bore the examination of their points with a kind of placid dignity, and only showed some little interest when the biddings grew keen and flattered their pride.

The sale was almost over, and we were just about to leave, when a howl of derision from the mob made us look round.  What I saw was the apparition of an extremely aged and debilitated black man standing on the table.  What Moore saw to interest him I could not guess, but he grew pale and uttered an oath of surprise under his breath, though he rarely swore.  Then he turned his horse’s head again towards the auctioneer.  That merry tradesman was extolling the merits of nearly his last lot.  “A very remarkable specimen, gentlemen!  Admirers of the antique cannot dispense with this curious nigger—very old and quite imperfect.  Like so many of the treasures of Greek art which have reached us, he has had the misfortune to lose his nose and several of his fingers.  How much offered for this exceptional lot—unmarried and without encumbrances of any kind?  He is dumb too, and may be trusted with any secret.”

“Take him off!” howled some one in the crowd.

“Order his funeral!”

“Chuck him into the next lot.”

“What, gentlemen, no bids for this very eligible nigger?  With a few more rags he would make a most adequate scarecrow.”

While this disgusting banter was going on I observed a planter ride up to one of the brokers and whisper for some time in his ear.  The planter was a bad but unmistakable likeness of my friend Moore, worked over, so to speak, with a loaded brush and heavily glazed with old Bourbon whisky.  After giving his orders to the agent he retired to the outskirts of the crowd, and began flicking his long dusty boots with a serviceable cowhide whip.

“Well, gentlemen, we must really adopt the friendly suggestion of Judge Lee and chuck this nigger into the next lot.”

So the auctioneer was saying, when the broker to whom I have referred cried out, “Ten dollars.”

This is more like business,” cried the auctioneer.  “Ten dollars offered!  What amateur says more than ten dollars for this lot?  His extreme age and historical reminiscences alone, if he could communicate them, would make him invaluable to the student.”

To my intense amazement Moore shouted from horseback, “Twenty dollars.”

“What, you want a cheap nigger to get your hand in, do you, you blank-blanked abolitionist?” cried a man who stood near.  He was a big, dirty-looking bully, at least half drunk, and attending (not unnecessarily) to his toilet with the point of a long, heavy knife.

Before the words were out of his mouth Moore had leaped from his horse and delivered such a right-handed blow as that wherewith the wandering beggar-man smote Irus of old in the courtyard of Odysseus, Laertes’ son.  “On his neck, beneath the ear, he smote him, and crushed in the bones; and the red blood gushed up through his mouth, and he gnashed his teeth together as he kicked the ground.”  Moore stooped, picked up the bowie-knife, and sent it glittering high through the air.

“Take him away,” he said, and two rough fellows, laughing, carried the bully to the edge of the fountain that played in the corner of the square.  He was still lying crumpled up there when we rode out of Clayville.

The bidding, of course, had stopped, owing to the unaffected interest which the public took in this more dramatic interlude.  The broker, it is true, had bid twenty-five dollars, and was wrangling with the auctioneer.

“You have my bid, Mr. Brinton, sir, and there is no other offer.  Knock down the lot to me.”

“You wait your time, Mr. Isaacs,” said the auctioneer.  “No man can do two things at once and do them well.  When Squire Moore has settled with Dick Bligh he will desert the paths of military adventure for the calmer and more lucrative track of commercial enterprise.”

The auctioneer’s command of long words was considerable, and was obviously of use to him in his daily avocations.

When he had rounded his period, Moore was in the saddle again, and nodded silently to the auctioneer.

“Squire Moore bids thirty dollars.  Thirty dollars for this once despised but now appreciated fellow-creature,” rattled on the auctioneer.

The agent nodded again.

“Forty dollars bid,” said the auctioneer.

“Fifty,” cried Moore.

The broker nodded.

“Sixty.”

The agent nodded again.

The bidding ran rapidly up to three hundred and fifty dollars.

The crowd were growing excited, and had been joined by every child in the town, by every draggled and sunburnt woman, and the drinking-bar had disgorged every loafer who felt sober enough to stay the distance to the centre of the square.

My own first feelings of curiosity had subsided.  I knew how strong and burning was Moore’s hatred of oppression, and felt convinced that he merely wished at any sacrifice of money to secure for this old negro some peaceful days and a quiet deathbed.

The crowd doubtless took the same obvious view of the case as I did, and was now eagerly urging on the two competitors.

“Never say die, Isaacs.”

“Stick to it, Squire; the nigger’s well worth the dollars.”

So they howled, and now the biddings were mounting towards one thousand dollars, when the sulky planter rode up to the neighbourhood of the table—much to the inconvenience of the “gallery”—and whispered to his agent.  The conference lasted some minutes, and at the end of it the agent capped Moore’s last offer, one thousand dollars, with a bid of one thousand two hundred.

“Fifteen hundred,” said Moore, amidst applause.

“Look here, Mr. Knock-’em-down,” cried Mr. Isaacs: “it’s hot and thirsty work sitting, nodding here; I likes my ease on a warm day; so just you reckon that I see the Squire, and go a hundred dollars more as long as I hold up my pencil.”

He stuck a long gnawed pencil erect between his finger and thumb, and stared impertinently at Moore.  The Squire nodded, and the bidding went on in this silent fashion till the bids had actually run up to three thousand four hundred dollars.  All this while the poor negro, whose limbs no longer supported him, crouched in a heap on the table, turning his haggard eye alternately on Moore and on the erect and motionless pencil of the broker.  The crowd had become silent with excitement.  Unable to stand the heat and agitation, Moore’s unfriendly brother had crossed the square in search of a “short drink.”  Moore nodded once more.

“Three thousand six hundred dollars bid,” cried the auctioneer, and looked at Isaacs.

With a wild howl Isaacs dashed his pencil in the air, tossed up his hands, and thrust them deep down between his coat collar and his body, uttering all the while yells of pain.

“Don’t you bid, Mr. Isaacs?” asked the auctioneer, without receiving any answer except Semitic appeals to holy Abraham, blended with Aryan profanity.

“Come,” said Moore very severely, “his pencil is down, and he has withdrawn his bid.  There is no other bidder; knock the lot down to me.”

“No more offers?” said the auctioneer slowly, looking all round the square.

There were certainly no offers from Mr. Isaacs, who now was bounding like the gad-stung Io to the furthest end of the place.

“This fine buck-negro, warranted absolutely unsound of wind and limb, going, going, a shameful sacrifice, for a poor three thousand six hundred dollars.  Going, going—gone!”

The hammer fell with a sharp, decisive sound.

A fearful volley of oaths rattled after the noise, like thunder rolling away in the distance.

Moore’s brother had returned from achieving a “short drink” just in time to see his coveted lot knocked down to his rival.

We left the spot, with the negro in the care of Peter, as quickly as might be.

“I wonder,” said Moore, as we reached the inn and ordered a trap to carry our valuable bargain home in—“I wonder what on earth made Isaacs run off like a maniac.”

“Massa,” whispered Peter, “yesterday I jes’ caught yer Brer Hornet a-loafin’ around in the wood.  ‘Come wi’ me,’ says I, ‘and bottled him in this yer pasteboard box,’” showing one which had held Turkish tobacco.  “When I saw that Hebrew Jew wouldn’t stir his pencil, I jes’ crept up softly and dropped Brer Hornet down his neck.  Then he jes’ rose and went.  Spec’s he and Brer Hornet had business of their own.”

“Peter,” said Moore, “you are a good boy, but you will come to a bad end.”

II.

As we rode slowly homeward, behind the trap which conveyed the dear-bought slave, Moore was extremely moody and disinclined for conversation.

“Is your purchase not rather an expensive one?” I ventured to ask, to which Moore replied shortly—

“No; think he is perhaps the cheapest nigger that was ever bought.”

To put any more questions would have been impertinent, and I possessed my curiosity in silence till we reached the plantation.

Here Moore’s conduct became decidedly eccentric.  He had the black man conveyed at once into a cool, dark, strong room with a heavy iron door, where the new acquisition was locked up in company with a sufficient meal.  Moore and I dined hastily, and then he summoned all his negroes together into the court of the house.  “Look here, boys,” he cried: “all these trees”—and he pointed to several clumps “must come down immediately, and all the shrubs on the lawn and in the garden.  Fall to at once, those of you that have axes, and let the rest take hoes and knives and make a clean sweep of the shrubs.”  The idea of wholesale destruction seemed not disagreeable to the slaves, who went at their work with eagerness, though it made my heart ache to see the fine old oaks beginning to fall and to watch the green garden becoming a desert.  Moore first busied himself with directing the women, who, under his orders, piled up mattresses and bags of cotton against the parapets of the verandahs.  The house stood on the summit of a gradually sloping height, and before the moon began to set (for we worked without intermission through the evening and far into the night) there was nothing but a bare slope of grass all round the place, while smoke and flame went up from the piles of fallen timber.  The plantation, in fact, was ready to stand a short siege.

Moore now produced a number of rifles, which he put, with ammunition, into the hands of some of the more stalwart negroes.  These he sent to their cabins, which lay at a distance of about a furlong and a half on various sides of the house.  The men had orders to fire on any advancing enemy, and then to fall back at once on the main building, which was now barricaded and fortified.  One lad was told to lurk in a thicket below the slope of the hill and invisible from the house.

“If Wild Bill’s men come on, and you give them the slip, cry thrice like the ‘Bob White,’” said Moore; “if they take you, cry once.  If you get off, run straight to Clayville, and give this note to the officer commanding the cavalry.”

The hour was now about one in the morning; by three the dawn would begin.  In spite of his fatigues, Moore had no idea of snatching an hour’s rest.  He called up Peter (who had been sleeping, coiled up like a black cat, in the smoking-room), and bade him take a bath and hot water into the room where Gumbo, the newly purchased black, had all this time been left to his own reflections.  “Soap him and lather him well, Peter,” said Moore; “wash him white, if you can, and let me know when he’s fit to come near.”

Peter withdrew with his stereotyped grin to make his preparations.

Presently, through the open door of the smoking-room, we heard the sounds of energetic splashings, mingled with the inarticulate groans of the miserable Gumbo.  Moore could not sit still, but kept pacing the room, smoking fiercely.  Presently Peter came to the door—

“Nigger’s clean now, massa.”

“Bring me a razor, then,” said Moore, “and leave me alone with him.”

* * * * *

When Moore had retired, with the razor, into the chamber where his purchase lay, I had time to reflect on the singularity of the situation.  In every room loaded rifles were ready; all the windows were cunningly barricaded, and had sufficient loopholes.  The peaceful planter’s house had become a castle; a dreadful quiet had succeeded to the hubbub of preparation, and my host, yesterday so pleasant, was now locked up alone with a dumb negro and a razor!  I had long ago given up the hypothesis that Gumbo had been purchased out of pure philanthropy.  The disappointment of baffled cruelty in Moore’s brother would not alone account for the necessity of such defensive preparations as had just been made.  Clearly Gumbo was not a mere fancy article, but a negro of real value, whose person it was desirable to obtain possession of at any risk or cost.  The ghastly idea occurred to me (suggested, I fancy, by Moore’s demand for a razor) that Gumbo, at some period of his career, must have swallowed a priceless diamond.  This gem must still be concealed about his person, and Moore must have determined by foul means, as no fair means were available, to become its owner.  When this fancy struck me I began to feel that it was my duty to interfere.  I could not sit by within call (had poor Gumbo been capable of calling) and allow my friend to commit such a deed of cruelty.  As I thus parleyed with myself, the heavy iron door of the store-room opened, and Moore came out, with the razor (bloodless, thank Heaven!) in his hand.  Anxiety had given place to a more joyous excitement.

“Well?” I said interrogatively.

“Well, all’s well.  That man has, as I felt sure, the Secret of the Pyramid.”

I now became quite certain that Moore, in spite of all his apparent method, had gone out of his mind.  It seemed best to humour him, especially as so many loaded rifles were lying about.

“He has seen the myst’ry hid
Under Egypt’s pyramid,”

I quoted; “but, my dear fellow, as the negro is dumb, I don’t see how you are to get the secret out of him.”

“I did not say he knew it,” answered Moore crossly; “I said he had it.  As to Egypt, I don’t know what you are talking about—”

At this moment we heard the crack of rifles, and in the instant of silence which followed came the note of the “Bob White.”

Once it shrilled, and we listened eagerly; then the notes came twice rapidly, and a sound of voices rose up from the negro outposts, who had been driven in and were making fast the one door of the house that had been left open.  From the negroes we learned that our assailants (Bill Hicock’s band of border ruffians, “specially engaged for this occasion”) had picketed their horses behind the dip of the hill and were advancing on foot.  Moore hurried to the roof to reconnoitre.  The dawn was stealing on, and the smoke from the still smouldering trees, which we had felled and burned, rose through the twilight air.

“Moore, you hound,” cried a voice through the smoke of the furthest pile, “we have come for your new nigger.  Will you give him up or will you fight?”

Moore’s only reply was a bullet fired in the direction whence the voice was heard.  His shot was answered by a perfect volley from men who could just be discerned creeping through the grass about four hundred yards out.  The bullets rattled harmlessly against wooden walls and iron shutters, or came with a thud against the mattress fortifications of the verandah.  The firing was all directed against the front of the house.

“I see their game,” said Moore.  “The front attack is only a feint.  When they think we are all busy here, another detachment will try to rush the place from the back and to set fire to the building.  We’ll ‘give them their kail through the reek.’”

Moore’s dispositions were quickly made.  He left me with some ten of the blacks to keep up as heavy a fire as possible from the roof against the advancing skirmishers.  He posted himself, with six fellows on whom he could depend, in a room of one of the wings which commanded the back entrance.  As many men, with plenty of ready-loaded rifles, were told off to a room in the opposite wing.  Both parties were thus in a position to rake the entrance with a cross fire.  Moore gave orders that not a trigger should be pulled till the still invisible assailants had arrived on his side, between the two projecting wings.  “Then fire into them, and let every one choose his man.”

On the roof our business was simple enough.  We lay behind bags of cotton, firing as rapidly and making as much show of force as possible, while women kept loading for us.  Our position was extremely strong, as we were quite invisible to men crouching or running hurriedly far below.  Our practice was not particularly good; still three or four of the skirmishers had ceased to advance, and this naturally discouraged the others, who were aware, of course, that their movement was only a feint.  The siege had now lasted about half an hour, and I had begun to fancy that Moore’s theory of the attack was a mistake, and that he had credited the enemy with more generalship than they possessed, when a perfect storm of fire broke out beneath us, from the rooms where Moore and his company were posted.  Dangerous as it was to cease for a moment from watching the enemy, I stole across the roof, and, looking down between two of the cotton bags which filled the open spaces of the balustrades, I saw the narrow ground between the two wings simply strewn with dead or wounded men.  The cross fire still poured from the windows, though here and there a marksman tried to pick off the fugitives.  Rapidly did I cross the roof to my post.  To my horror the skirmishers had advanced, as if at the signal of the firing, and were now running up at full speed and close to the walls of the house.  At that moment the door opened, and Moore, heading a number of negroes, picked off the leading ruffian and rushed out into the open.  The other assailants fired hurriedly and without aim, then—daunted by the attack so suddenly carried into their midst, and by the appearance of one or two of their own beaten comrades—the enemy turned and fairly bolted.  We did not pursue.  Far away down the road we heard the clatter of hoofs, and thin and clear came the thrice-repeated cry of the “Bob White.”

“Dick’s coming back with the soldiers,” said Moore; “and now I think we may look after the wounded.”

* * * * *

I did not see much of Moore that day.  The fact is that I slept a good deal, and Moore was mysteriously engaged with Gumbo.  Night came, and very much needed quiet and sleep came with it.  Then we passed an indolent day, and I presumed that adventures were over, and that on the subject of “the Secret of the Pyramid” Moore had recovered his sanity.  I was just taking my bedroom candle when Moore said, “Don’t go to bed yet.  You will come with me, won’t you, and see out the adventure of the Cheap Nigger?”

“You don’t mean to say the story is to be continued?” I asked.

“Continued?  Why the fun is only beginning,” Moore answered.  “The night is cloudy, and will just suit us.  Come down to the branch.”

The “branch,” as Moore called it, was a strong stream that separated, as I knew, his lands from his brother’s.  We walked down slowly, and reached the broad boat which was dragged over by a chain when any one wanted to cross.  At the “scow,” as the ferry-boat was called, Peter joined us; he ferried us deftly over the deep and rapid water, and then led on, as rapidly as if it had been daylight, along a path through the pines.

“How often I came here when I was a boy,” said Moore; “but now I might lose myself in the wood, for this is my brother’s land, and I have forgotten the way.”

As I knew that Mr. Bob Moore was confined to his room by an accident, through which an ounce of lead had been lodged in a portion of his frame, I had no fear of being arrested for trespass.  Presently the negro stopped in front of a cliff.

“Here is the ‘Sachem’s Cave,’” said Moore.  “You’ll help us to explore the cave, won’t you?”

I did not think the occasion an opportune one for exploring caves, but to have withdrawn would have demanded a “moral courage,” as people commonly say when they mean cowardice, which I did not possess.  We stepped within a narrow crevice of the great cliff.  Moore lit a lantern and went in advance; the negro followed with a flaring torch.

Suddenly an idea occurred to me, which I felt bound to communicate to Moore.  “My dear fellow,” I said in a whisper, “is this quite sportsmanlike?  You know you are after some treasure, real or imaginary, and, I put it to you as a candid friend, is not this just a little bit like poaching?  Your brother’s land, you know.”

“What I am looking for is in my own land,” said Moore.  “The river is the march.  Come on.”

We went on, now advancing among fairy halls, glistering with stalactites or paved with silver sand, and finally pushing our way through a concealed crevice down dank and narrow passages in the rock.  The darkness increased; the pavement plashed beneath our feet, and the drip, drip of water was incessant.  “We are under the river-bed,” said Moore, “in a kind of natural Thames Tunnel.”  We made what speed we might through this combination of the Valley of the Shadow with the Slough of Despond, and soon were on firmer ground again beneath Moore’s own territory.  Probably no other white men had ever crawled through the hidden passage and gained the further penetralia of the cave, which now again began to narrow.  Finally we reached four tall pillars, of about ten feet in height, closely surrounded by the walls of rock.  As we approached these pillars, that were dimly discerned by the torchlight, our feet made a faint metallic jingling sound among heaps of ashes which strewed the floor.  Moore and I went up to the pillars and tried them with our knives.  They were of wood, all soaked and green with the eternal damp.  “Peter,” said Moore, “go in with the lantern and try if you can find anything there.”

Peter had none of the superstitions of his race, or he would never have been our companion.  “All right, massa; me look for Brer Spook.”

So saying, Peter walked into a kind of roofed over-room, open only at the front, and examined the floor with his lantern, stamping occasionally to detect any hollowness in the ground.

“Nothing here, massa, but this dead fellow’s leg-bone and little bits of broken jugs,” and the dauntless Peter came out with his ghastly trophy.

Moore seemed not to lose heart.

“Perhaps,” he said, “there is something on the roof.  Peter, give me a back.”

Peter stooped down beside one of the wooden pillars and firmly grasped his own legs above the knee.  Moore climbed on the improvised ladder, and was just able to seize the edge of the roof, as it seemed to be, with his hands.

“Now steady, Peter,” he exclaimed, and with a spring he drew himself up till his head was above the level of the roof.  Then he uttered a cry, and, leaping from Peter’s back retreated to the level where we stood in some confusion.

“Good God!” he said, “what a sight!”

“What on earth is the matter?” I asked.

“Look for yourself, if you choose,” said Moore, who was somewhat shaken, and at the same time irritated and ashamed.

Grasping the lantern, I managed to get on to Peter’s shoulders, and by a considerable gymnastic effort to raise my head to the level of the ledge, and at the same time to cast the light up and within.

The spectacle was sufficiently awful.

I was looking along a platform, on which ten skeletons were disposed at full length, with the skulls still covered with long hair, and the fleshless limbs glimmering white and stretching back into the darkness.

On the right hand, and crouching between a skeleton and the wall of the chamber (what we had taken for a roof was the floor of a room raised on pillars), I saw the form of a man.  He was dressed in gay colours, and, as he sat with his legs drawn up, his arms rested on his knees.

On the first beholding of a dreadful thing, our instinct forces us to rush against it, as if to bring the horror to the test of touch.  This instinct wakened in me.  For a moment I felt dazed, and then I continued to stare involuntarily at the watcher of the dead.  He had not stirred.  My eyes became accustomed to the dim and flickering light which the lantern cast in that dark place.

“Hold on, Peter,” I cried, and leaped down to the floor of the cave.

“It’s all right, Moore,” I said.  “Don’t you remember the picture in old Lafitau’s ‘Mœurs des Sauvages Américains’?  We are in a burying-place of the Cherouines, and the seated man is only the kywash, ‘which is an image of woode keeping the deade.’”

“Ass that I am!” cried Moore.  “I knew the cave led us from the Sachem’s Cave to the Sachem’s Mound, and I forgot for a moment how the fellows disposed of their dead.  We must search the platform.  Peter, make a ladder again.”

Moore mounted nimbly enough this time.  I followed him.

The kywash had no more terrors for us, and we penetrated beyond the fleshless dead into the further extremity of the sepulchre.  Here we lifted and removed vast piles of deerskin bags, and of mats, filled as they were with “the dreadful dust that once was man.”  As we reached the bottom of the first pile something glittered yellow and bright beneath the lantern.

Moore stooped and tried to lift what looked like an enormous plate.  He was unable to raise the object, still weighed down as it was with the ghastly remnants of the dead.  With feverish haste we cleared away the débris, and at last lifted and brought to light a huge and massive disk of gold, divided into rays which spread from the centre, each division being adorned with strange figures in relief—figures of animals, plants, and what looked like rude hieroglyphs.

This was only the firstfruits of the treasure.

A silver disk, still larger, and decorated in the same manner, was next uncovered, and last, in a hollow dug in the flooring of the sepulchre, we came on a great number of objects in gold and silver, which somewhat reminded us of Indian idols.  These were thickly crusted with precious stones, and were accompanied by many of the sacred emeralds and opals of old American religion.  There were also some extraordinary manuscripts, if the term may be applied to picture writing on prepared deerskins that were now decaying.  We paid little attention to cloaks of the famous feather-work, now a lost art, of which one or two examples are found in European museums.  The gold, and silver, and precious stones, as may be imagined, overcame for the moment any ethnological curiosity.

* * * * *

Dawn was growing into day before we reached the mouth of the cave again, and after a series of journeys brought all our spoil to the light of the upper air.  It was quickly enough bestowed in bags and baskets.  Then, aided by three of Moore’s stoutest hands, whom we found waiting for us in the pine wood, we carried the whole treasure back, and lodged it in the strong room which had been the retreat of Gumbo.

III.

The conclusion of my story shall be very short.  What was the connection between Gumbo and the spoils of the Sachem’s Mound, and how did the treasures of the Aztec Temple of the Sun come to be concealed in the burial place of the Red Man?  All this Moore explained to me the day after we secured the treasures.

“My father,” said Moore, “was, as you know, a great antiquarian, and a great collector of Mexican and native relics.  He had given almost as much time as Brasseur de Bourbourg to Mexican hieroglyphics, and naturally had made nothing out of them.  His chief desire was to discover the Secret of the Pyramid—not the pyramids of Egypt, as you fancied, but the Pyramid of the Sun, Tonatiuh, at Teohuacan.  To the problem connected with this mysterious structure, infinitely older than the empire of Montezuma, which Cortes destroyed, he fancied he had a clue in this scroll.”

Moore handed me a prepared sheet of birch bark, like those which the red men use for their rude picture writings.  It was very old, but the painted characters were still brilliant, and even a tyro could see that they were not Indian, but of the ancient Mexican description.  In the upper left-hand corner was painted a pyramidal structure, above which the sun beamed.  Eight men, over whose heads the moon was drawn, were issuing from the pyramid; the two foremost bore in their hands effigies of the sun and moon; each of the others seemed to carry smaller objects with a certain religious awe.  Then came a singular chart, which one might conjecture represented the wanderings of these men, bearing the sacred things of their gods.  In the lowest corner of the scroll they were being received by human beings dressed unlike themselves, with head coverings of feathers and carrying bows in their hands.

“This scroll,” Moore went on, “my father bought from one of the last of the red men who lingered on here, a prey to debt and whisky.  My father always associated the drawings with the treasures of Teohuacan, which, according to him, must have been withdrawn from the pyramid, and conveyed secretly to the north, the direction from which the old Toltec pyramid builders originally came.  In the north they would find no civilized people like themselves, he said, but only the Indians.  Probably, however, the Indians would receive with respect the bearers of mysterious images and rites, and my father concluded that the sacred treasures of the Sun might still be concealed among some wandering tribe of red men.  He had come to this conclusion for some time, when I and my brother returned from school, hastily summoned back, to find him extremely ill.  He had suffered from a paralytic stroke, and he scarcely recognized us.  But we made out, partly from his broken and wandering words, partly from old Tom (Peter’s father, now dead), that my father’s illness had followed on a violent fit of passion.  He had picked up, it seems, from some Indians a scroll which he considered of the utmost value, and which he placed in a shelf of the library.  Now, old Gumbo was a house-servant at that time, and, dumb as he was, and stupid as he was, my father had treated him with peculiar kindness.  Unluckily Gumbo yielded to the favourite illusion of all servants, white and black, male and female, that anything they find in the library may be used to light a fire with.  One chilly day Gumbo lighted the fire with the newly purchased Indian birch scroll.  My father, when he heard of this performance, lost all self-command.  In his ordinary temper the most humane of men, he simply raged at Gumbo.  He would teach him, he said, to destroy his papers.  And it appeared, from what we could piece together (for old Tom was very reticent and my father very incoherent), that he actually branded or tattooed a copy of what Gumbo had burnt on the nigger’s body!”

“But,” I interrupted, “your father knew all the scroll had to tell him, else he could not have copied it on Gumbo.  So why was he in such a rage?”

“You,” said Moore, with some indignation, “are not a collector, and you can’t understand a collector’s feelings.  My father knew the contents of the scroll, but what of that?  The scroll was the first edition, the real original, and Gumbo had destroyed it.  Job would have lost his temper if Job had been a collector.  Let me go on.  My brother and I both conjectured that the scroll had some connection with the famous riches of the Sun and the secret of the Pyramid of Teohuacan.  Probably, we thought, it had contained a chart (now transferred to Gumbo’s frame) of the hiding-place of the treasure.  However, in the confusion caused by my father’s illness, death, and burial, Gumbo escaped, and, being an unusually stupid nigger, he escaped due south-west.  Here he seems to have fallen into the hands of some slave-holding Indians, who used him even worse than any white owners would have done, and left him the mere fragment you saw.  He filtered back here through the exchange of commerce, ‘the higgling of the market,’ and as soon as I recognized him at the sale I made up my mind to purchase him.  So did my brother; but, thanks to Peter and his hornets, I became Gumbo’s owner.  On examining him, after he was well washed on the night of the attack, I found this chart, as you may call it, branded on Gumbo’s back.”  Here Moore made a rapid tracing on a sheet of paper.  “I concluded that the letters S M (introduced by my father, of course, as the Indian scroll must have been ‘before letters’) referred to the Sachem’s Mound, which is in my land; that the Sun above referred to the treasures of the Sun, that S C stood for the Sachem’s Cave, and that the cave led, under the river, within the mound.  We might have opened the mound by digging on our own land, but it would have been a long job, and must have attracted curiosity and brought us into trouble.  So, you see, the chart Gumbo destroyed was imprinted by my father on his black back, and though he knew nothing of the secret he distinctly had it.”

“Yes,” said I, “but why did you ask for a razor when you were left alone with Gumbo?”

“Why,” said Moore, “I knew Gumbo was marked somewhere and somehow, but the place and manner I didn’t know.  And my father might have remembered the dodge of Histiæus in Herodotus: he might have shaved Gumbo’s head, tattooed the chart on that, and then allowed the natural covering to hide the secret ‘on the place where the wool ought to grow.’”

THE ROMANCE OF THE FIRST RADICAL.

A PREHISTORIC APOLOGUE.

“Titius.  Le premier qui supprime un abus, comme on dit, est toujours victime du service qu’il rend.

Un Homme du Peuple.  C’est de sa faute!  Pourquoi se mêlé t’il de ce qui ne le regarde pas.”—Le Prêtre de Nemi.

The Devil, according to Dr. Johnson and other authorities, was the first Whig.  History tells us less about the first Radical—the first man who rebelled against the despotism of unintelligible customs, who asserted the rights of the individual against the claims of the tribal conscience, and who was eager to see society organized, off-hand, on what he thought a rational method.  In the absence of history, we must fall back on that branch of hypothetics which is known as prehistoric science.  We must reconstruct the Romance of the First Radical from the hints supplied by geology, and by the study of Radicals at large, and of contemporary savages among whom no Radical reformer has yet appeared.  In the following little apologue no trait of manners is invented.

The characters of our romance lived shortly after the close of the last glacial epoch in Europe, when the ice had partly withdrawn from the face of the world, and when land and sea had almost assumed their modern proportions.  At this period Europe was inhabited by scattered bands of human creatures, who roamed about its surface much as the black fellows used to roam over the Australian continent.  The various groups derived their names from various animals and other natural objects, such as the sun, the cabbage, serpents, sardines, crabs, leopards, bears, and hyænas.  It is important for our purpose to remember that all the children took their family name from the mother’s side.  If she were of the Hyæna clan, the children were Hyænas.  If the mother were tattooed with the badge of the Serpent, the children were Serpents, and so on.  No two persons of the same family name and crest might marry, on pain of death.  The man of the Bear family who dwelt by the Mediterranean might not ally himself with a woman of the Bear clan whose home was on the shores of the Baltic, and who was in no way related to him by consanguinity.  These details are dry, but absolutely necessary to the comprehension of the First Radical’s stormy and melancholy career.  We must also remember that, among the tribes, there was no fixed or monarchical government.  The little democratic groups were much influenced by the medicine-men or wizards, who combined the functions of the modern clergy and of the medical profession.  The old men, too, had some power; the braves, or warriors, constituted a turbulent oligarchy; the noisy outcries of the old women corresponded to the utterances of an intelligent daily press.  But the real ruler was a body of strange and despotic customs, the nature of which will become apparent as we follow the fortunes of the First Radical.

THE YOUTH OF WHY-WHY.

Why-Why, as our hero was commonly called in the tribe, was born, long before Romulus built his wall, in a cave which may still be observed in the neighbourhood of Mentone.  On the warm shores of the Mediterranean, protected from winds by a wall of rock, the group of which Why-Why was the offspring had attained conditions of comparative comfort.  The remains of their dinners, many feet deep, still constitute the flooring of the cave, and the tourist, as he pokes the soil with the point of his umbrella, turns up bits of bone, shreds of chipped flint, and other interesting relics.  In the big cave lived several little families, all named by the names of their mothers.  These ladies had been knocked on the head and dragged home, according to the marriage customs of the period, from places as distant as the modern Marseilles and Genoa.  Why-Why, with his little brothers and sisters, were named Serpents, were taught to believe that the serpent was the first ancestor of their race, and that they must never injure any creeping thing.  When they were still very young, the figure of the serpent was tattooed over their legs and breasts, so that every member of primitive society who met them had the advantage of knowing their crest and highly respectable family name.

The birth of Why-Why was a season of discomfort and privation.  The hill tribe which lived on the summit of the hill now known as the Tête du Chien had long been aware that an addition to the population of the cave was expected.  They had therefore prepared, according to the invariable etiquette of these early times, to come down on the cave people, maltreat the ladies, steal all the property they could lay hands on, and break whatever proved too heavy to carry.  Good manners, of course, forbade the cave people to resist this visit, but etiquette permitted (and in New Caledonia still permits) the group to bury and hide its portable possessions.  Canoes had been brought into the little creek beneath the cave, to convey the women and children into a safe retreat, and the men were just beginning to hide the spears, bone daggers, flint fish-hooks, mats, shell razors, nets, and so forth, when Why-Why gave an early proof of his precocity by entering the world some time before his arrival was expected.

Instantly all was confusion.  The infant, his mother and the other non-combatants of the tribe, were bundled into canoes and paddled, through a tempestuous sea, to the site of the modern Bordighiera.  The men who were not with the canoes fled into the depths of the Gorge Saint Louis, which now severs France from Italy.  The hill tribe came down at the double, and in a twinkling had “made hay” (to borrow a modern agricultural expression) of all the personal property of the cave dwellers.  They tore the nets (the use of which they did not understand), they broke the shell razors, they pouched the opulent store of flint arrowheads and bone daggers, and they tortured to death the pigs, which the cave people had just begun to try to domesticate.  After performing these rites, which were perfectly legal—indeed, it would have been gross rudeness to neglect them—the hill people withdrew to their wind-swept home on the Tête du Chien.

Philosophers who believe in the force of early impressions will be tempted to maintain that Why-Why’s invincible hatred of established institutions may be traced to these hours of discomfort in which his life began.

The very earliest years of Why-Why, unlike those of Mr. John Stuart Mill, whom in many respects he resembled, were not distinguished by proofs of extraordinary intelligence.  He rather promptly, however, showed signs of a sceptical character.  Like other sharp children, Why-Why was always asking metaphysical conundrums.  Who made men?  Who made the sun?  Why has the cave-bear such a hoarse voice?  Why don’t lobsters grow on trees?—he would incessantly demand.  In answer to these and similar questions, the mother of Why-Why would tell him stories out of the simple mythology of the tribe.  There was quite a store of traditional replies to inquisitive children, replies sanctioned by antiquity and by the authority of the medicine-men, and in this lore Why-Why’s mother was deeply versed.

Thus, for example, Why-Why would ask his mother who made men.  She would reply that long ago Pund-jel, the first man, made two images of human beings in clay, and stuck on curly bark for hair.  He then danced a corroboree round them, and sang a song.  They rose up, and appeared as full-grown men.  To this statement, hallowed by immemorial belief, Why-Why only answered by asking who made Pund-jel.  His mother said that Pund-jel came out of a plot of reeds and rushes.  Why-Why was silent, but thought in his heart that the whole theory was “bosh-bosh,” to use the early reduplicative language of these remote times.  Nor could he conceal his doubts about the Deluge and the frog who once drowned all the world.  Here is the story of the frog:—“Once, long ago, there was a big frog.  He drank himself full of water.  He could not get rid of the water.  Once he saw a sand-eel dancing on his tail by the sea-shore.  It made him laugh so that he burst, and all the water ran out.  There was a great flood, and every one was drowned except two or three men and women, who got on an island.  Past came the pelican, in a canoe; he took off the men, but wanting to marry the woman, kept her to the last.  She wrapped up a log in a ’possum rug to deceive the pelican, and swam to shore and escaped.  The pelican was very angry; he began to paint himself white, to show that he was on the war trail, when past came another pelican, did not like his looks, and killed him with his beak.  That is why pelicans are partly black and white, if you want to know, my little dear,” said the mother of Why-Why.

Many stories like this were told in the cave, but they found no credit with Why-Why.  When he was but ten years old, his inquiring spirit showed itself in the following remarkable manner.  He had always been informed that a serpent was the mother of his race, and that he must treat serpents with the greatest reverence.  To kill one was sacrilege.  In spite of this, he stole out unobserved and crushed a viper which had stung his little brother.  He noticed that no harm ensued, and this encouraged him to commit a still more daring act.  None but the old men and the warriors were allowed to eat oysters.  It was universally held that if a woman or a child touched an oyster, the earth would open and swallow the culprit.  Not daunted by this prevalent belief, Why-Why one day devoured no less than four dozen oysters, opening the shells with a flint spear-head, which he had secreted in his waist-band.  The earth did not open and swallow him as he had swallowed the oysters, and from that moment he became suspicious of all the ideas and customs imposed by the old men and wizards.

Two or three touching incidents in domestic life, which occurred when Why-Why was about twelve years old, confirmed him in the dissidence of his dissent, for the first Radical was the first Dissenter.  The etiquette of the age (which survives among the Yorubas and other tribes) made it criminal for a woman to see her husband, or even to mention his name.  When, therefore, the probable father of Why-Why became weary of supporting his family, he did not need to leave the cave and tramp abroad.  He merely ceased to bring in tree-frogs, grubs, roots, and the other supplies which Why-Why’s mother was accustomed to find concealed under a large stone in the neighbourhood of the cave.

The poor pious woman, who had always religiously abstained from seeing her lord’s face, and from knowing his name, was now reduced to destitution.  There was no one to grub up pig-nuts for her, nor to extract insects of an edible sort from beneath the bark of trees.  As she could not identify her invisible husband, she was unable to denounce him to the wizards, who would, for a consideration, have frightened him out of his life or into the performance of his duty.  Thus, even with the aid of Why-Why, existence became too laborious for her strength, and she gradually pined away.  As she lay in a half-fainting and almost dying state, Why-Why rushed out to find the most celebrated local medicine-man.  In half an hour the chief medicine-man appeared, dressed in the skin of a wolf, tagged about with bones, skulls, dead lizards, and other ornaments of his official attire.  You may see a picture very like him in Mr. Catlin’s book about the Mandans.  Armed with a drum and a rattle, he leaped into the presence of the sick woman, uttering unearthly yells.  His benevolent action and “bedside manner” were in accordance with the medical science of the time.  He merely meant to frighten away the evil spirit which (according to the received hypothesis) was destroying the mother of Why-Why.  What he succeeded in doing was to make Why-Why’s mother give a faint scream, after which her jaw fell, and her eyes grew fixed and staring.

The grief of Why-Why was profound.  Reckless of consequences, he declared, with impious publicity, that the law which forbade a wife to see her own husband, and the medical science which frightened poor women to death were cruel and ridiculous.  As Why-Why (though a promising child) was still under age, little notice was taken of remarks which were attributed to the petulance of youth.  But when he went further, and transgressed the law which then forbade a brother to speak to his own sister, on pain of death, the general indignation was no longer repressed.  In vain did Why-Why plead that if he neglected his sister no one else would comfort her.  His life was spared, but the unfortunate little girl’s bones were dug up by a German savant last year, in a condition which makes it only too certain that cannibalism was practised by the early natives of the Mediterranean coast.  These incidents then, namely, the neglect of his unknown father, the death of his mother, and the execution of his sister, confirmed Why-Why in the belief that radical social reforms were desirable.

The coming of age of Why-Why was celebrated in the manner usual among primitive people.  The ceremonies were not of a character to increase his pleasure in life, nor his respect for constituted authority.  When he was fourteen years of age, he was pinned, during his sleep, by four adult braves, who knocked out his front teeth, shaved his head with sharp chips of quartzite, cut off the first joint of his little finger, and daubed his whole body over with clay.  They then turned him loose, imposing on him his name of Why-Why; and when his shaven hair began to show through the clay daubing, the women of the tribe washed him, and painted him black and white.  The indignation of Why-Why may readily be conceived.  Why, he kept asking, should you shave a fellow’s head, knock out his teeth, cut off his little finger, daub him with clay, and paint him like a pelican, because he is fourteen years old?  To these radical questions, the braves (who had all lost their own front teeth) replied, that this was the custom of their fathers.  They tried to console him, moreover, by pointing out that now he might eat oysters, and catch himself a bride from some hostile tribe, or give his sister in exchange for a wife.  This was little comfort to Why-Why.  He had eaten oysters already without supernatural punishment, and his sister, as we have seen, had suffered the extreme penalty of the law.  Nor could our hero persuade himself that to club and carry off a hostile girl in the dark was the best way to win a loving wife.  He remained single, and became a great eater of oysters.

THE MANHOOD OF WHY-WHY.

As time went on our hero developed into one of the most admired braves of his community.  No one was more successful in battle, and it became almost a proverb that when Why-Why went on the war-path there was certain to be meat enough and to spare, even for the women.  Why-Why, though a Radical, was so far from perfect that he invariably complied with the usages of his time when they seemed rational and useful.  If a little tattooing on the arm would have saved men from a horrible disease, he would have had all the tribe tattooed.  He was no bigot.  He kept his word, and paid his debts, for no one was ever very “advanced” all at once.  It was only when the ceremonious or superstitious ideas of his age and race appeared to him senseless and mischievous that he rebelled, or at least hinted his doubts and misgivings.  This course of conduct made him feared and hated both by the medicine-men, or clerical wizards, and by the old women of the tribe.  They naturally tried to take their revenge upon him in the usual way.

A charge of heresy, of course, could not well be made, for in the infancy of our race there were neither Courts of Arches nor General Assemblies.  But it was always possible to accuse Why-Why of malevolent witchcraft.  The medicine-men had not long to wait for an opportunity.  An old woman died, as old women will, and every one was asking “Who sent the evil spirit that destroyed poor old Dada?”  In Why-Why’s time no other explanation of natural death by disease or age was entertained.  The old woman’s grave was dug, and all the wizards intently watched for the first worm or insect that should crawl out of the mould.  The head-wizard soon detected a beetle, making, as he alleged, in the direction where Why-Why stood observing the proceedings.  The wizard at once denounced our hero as the cause of the old woman’s death.  To have blenched for a moment would have been ruin.  But Why-Why merely lifted his hand, and in a moment a spear flew from it which pinned his denouncer ignominiously to a pine-tree.  The funeral of the old woman was promptly converted into a free fight, in which there was more noise than bloodshed.  After this event the medicine-men left Why-Why to his own courses, and waited for a chance of turning public opinion against the sceptic.

The conduct of Why-Why was certainly calculated to outrage all conservative feeling.  When on the war-path or in the excitement of the chase he had even been known to address a tribesman by his name, as “Old Cow,” or “Flying Cloud,” or what not, instead of adopting the orthodox nomenclature of the classificatory system, and saying, “Third cousin by the mother’s side, thrice removed, will you lend me an arrow?” or whatever it might be.  On “tabu-days,” once a week, when the rest of the people in the cave were all silent, sedentary, and miserable (from some superstitious feeling which we can no longer understand), Why-Why would walk about whistling, or would chip his flints or set his nets.  He ought to have been punished with death, but no one cared to interfere with him.

Instead of dancing at the great “corroborees,” or religious ballets of his people, he would “sit out” with a girl whose sad, romantic history became fatally interwoven with his own.  In vain the medicine-men assured him that Pund-jel, the great spirit, was angry.  Why-Why was indifferent to the thunder which was believed to be the voice of Pund-jel.  His behaviour at the funeral of a celebrated brave actually caused what we would call a reformation in burial ceremonies.

It was usual to lay the corpses of the famous dead in a cave, where certain of the tribesmen were sent to watch for forty days and nights the decaying body.  This ghastly task was made more severe by the difficulty of obtaining food.  Everything that the watchers were allowed to eat was cooked outside the cave with complicated ceremonies.  If any part of the ritual was omitted, if a drop or a morsel were spilled, the whole rite had to be done over again from the beginning.  This was not all.  The chief medicine-man took a small portion of the meat in a long spoon, and entered the sepulchral cavern.  In the dim light he approached one of the watchers of the dead, danced before him, uttered a mysterious formula of words, and made a shot at the hungry man’s mouth with a long spoon.  If the shot was straight, if the spoon did not touch the lips or nose or mouth, the watcher made ready to receive a fresh spoonful.  But if the attempt failed, if the spoon did not go straight to the mark, the mourners were obliged to wait till all the cooking ceremonies were performed afresh, when the feeding began again.

Now, Why-why was a mourner whom the chief medicine-man was anxious to “spite,” as children say, and at the end of three days’ watching our hero had not received a morsel of food.  The spoon had invariably chanced to miss him.  On the fourth night Why-Why entertained his fellow-watchers with a harangue on the imbecility of the whole proceeding.  He walked out of the cave, kicked the chief medicine-man into a ravine, seized the pot full of meat, brought it back with him, and made a hearty meal.  The other mourners, half dead with fear, expected to see the corpse they were “waking” arise, “girn,” and take some horrible revenge.  Nothing of the sort occurred, and the burials of the cave dwellers gradually came to be managed in a less irksome way.

THE LOVES OF VERVA AND WHY-WHY.

No man, however intrepid, can offend with impunity the most sacred laws of society.  Why-Why proved no exception to this rule.  His decline and fall date, we may almost say, from the hour when he bought a fair-haired, blue-eyed female child from a member of a tribe that had wandered out of the far north.  The tribe were about to cook poor little Verva because her mother was dead, and she seemed a bouche inutile.  For the price of a pair of shell fish-hooks, a bone dagger, and a bundle of grass-string Why-Why (who had a tender heart) ransomed the child.  In the cave she lived an unhappy life, as the other children maltreated and tortured her in the manner peculiar to pitiless infancy.

Such protection as a man can give to a child the unlucky little girl received from Why-Why.  The cave people, like most savages, made it a rule never to punish their children.  Why-Why got into many quarrels because he would occasionally box the ears of the mischievous imps who tormented poor Verva, the fair-haired and blue-eyed captive from the north.  There grew up a kind of friendship between Why-Why and the child.  She would follow him with dog-like fidelity and with a stealthy tread when he hunted the red deer in the forests of the Alpine Maritimes.  She wove for him a belt of shells, strung on stout fibres of grass.  In this belt Why-Why would attend the tribal corroborees, where, as has been said, he was inclined to “sit out” with Verva and watch, rather than join in the grotesque dance performed as worship to the Bear.

As Verva grew older and ceased to be persecuted by the children, she became beautiful in the unadorned manner of that early time.  Her friendship with Why-Why began to embarrass the girl, and our hero himself felt a quite unusual shyness when he encountered the captive girl among the pines on the hillside.  Both these untutored hearts were strangely stirred, and neither Why-Why nor Verva could imagine wherefore they turned pale or blushed when they met, or even when either heard the other’s voice.  If Why-Why had not distrusted and indeed detested the chief medicine-man, he would have sought that worthy’s professional advice.  But he kept his symptoms to himself, and Verva also pined in secret.

These artless persons were in love without knowing it.

It is not surprising that they did not understand the nature of their complaint, for probably before Why-Why no one had ever been in love.  Courtship had consisted in knocking a casual girl on the head in the dark, and the only marriage ceremony had been that of capture.  Affection on the side of the bride was out of the question, for, as we have remarked, she was never allowed so much as to see her husband’s face.  Probably the institution of falling in love has been evolved in, and has spread from, various early centres of human existence.  Among the primitive Ligurian races, however, Why-Why and Verva must be held the inventors, and, alas! the protomartyrs of the passion.  Love, like murder, “will out,” and events revealed to Why-Why and Verva the true nature of their sentiments.

It was a considerable exploit of Why-Why’s that brought him and the northern captive to understand each other.  The brother of Why-Why had died after partaking too freely of a member of a hostile tribe.  The cave people, of course, expected Why-Why to avenge his kinsman.  The brother, they said, must have been destroyed by a boilya or vampire, and, as somebody must have sent that vampire against the lad, somebody must be speared for it.  Such are primitive ideas of medicine and justice.  An ordinary brave would have skulked about the dwellings of some neighbouring human groups till he got a chance of knocking over a child or an old woman, after which justice and honour would have been satisfied.  But Why-Why declared that, if he must spear somebody, he would spear a man of importance.  The forms of a challenge were therefore notched on a piece of stick, which was solemnly carried by heralds to the most renowned brave of a community settled in the neighbourhood of the modern San Remo.  This hero might have very reasonably asked, “Why should I spear Why-Why because his brother over-ate himself?”  The laws of honour, however (which even at this period had long been established), forbade a gentleman when challenged to discuss the reasonableness of the proceeding.

The champions met on a sandy plain beside a little river near the modern Ventimiglia.  An amphitheatre of rock surrounded them, and, far beyond, the valley was crowned by the ancient snow of an Alpine peak.  The tribes of either party gathered in the rocky amphitheatre, and breathlessly watched the issue of the battle.  Each warrior was equipped with a shield, a sheaf of spears, and a heavy, pointed club.  At thirty paces distance they began throwing, and the spectators enjoyed a beautiful exposition of warlike skill.  Both men threw with extreme force and deadly aim; while each defended himself cleverly with his shield.  The spears were exhausted, and but one had pierced the thigh of Why-Why, while his opponent had two sticking in his neck and left arm.

Then, like two meeting thunder-clouds, the champions dashed at each other with their clubs.  The sand was whirled up around them as they spun in the wild dance of battle, and the clubs rattled incessantly on the heads and shields.  Twice Why-Why was down, but he rose with wonderful agility, and never dropped his shield.  A third time he stooped beneath a tremendous whack, but when all seemed over, grasped a handful of sand, and flung it right in his enemy’s eyes.  The warrior reeled, blinded and confused, when Why-Why gave point with the club in his antagonist’s throat; the blood leaped out, and both fell senseless on the plain.

* * * * *

When the slow mist cleared from before the eyes of Why-Why he found himself (he was doubtless the first hero of the many heroes who have occupied this romantic position) stretched on a grassy bed, and watched by the blue eyes of Verva.  Where were the sand, the stream, the hostile warrior, the crowds of friends and foes?  It was Verva’s part to explain.  The champion of the other tribe had never breathed after he received the club-thrust, and the chief medicine-man had declared that Why-Why was also dead.  He had suggested that both champions should be burned in the desolate spot where they lay, that their boilyas, or ghosts, might not harm the tribes.  The lookers-on had gone to their several and distant caves to fetch fire for the ceremony (they possessed no means of striking a light), and Verva, unnoticed, had lingered beside Why-Why, and laid his bleeding head in her lap.  Why-Why had uttered a groan, and the brave girl dragged him from the field into a safe retreat among the woods not far from the stream.  Why-Why had been principally beaten about the head, and his injuries, therefore, were slight.

After watching the return of the tribesmen, and hearing the chief medicine-man explain that Why-Why’s body had been carried away by “the bad black-fellow with a tail who lives under the earth,” Why-Why enjoyed the pleasure of seeing his kinsmen and his foes leave the place to its natural silence.  Then he found words, and poured forth his heart to Verva.  They must never be sundered—they must be man and wife!  The girl leaned her golden head on Why-Why’s dark shoulder, and sniffed at him, for kissing was an institution not yet evolved.  She wept.  She had a dreadful thing to tell him,—that she could never be his.  “Look at this mark,” she said, exposing the inner side of her arm.  Why-Why looked, shuddered, and turned pale.  On Verva’s arm he recognized, almost defaced, the same tattooed badge that wound its sinuous spirals across his own broad chest and round his manly legs.  It was the mark of the Serpent!

Both were Serpents; both, unknown to Why-Why, though not to Verva, bore the same name, the same badge, and, if Why-Why had been a religious man, both would have worshipped the same reptile.  Marriage between them then was a thing accursed; man punished it by death.  Why-Why bent his head and thought.  He remembered all his youth—the murder of his sister for no crime; the killing of the serpent, and how no evil came of it; the eating of the oysters, and how the earth had not opened and swallowed him.  His mind was made up.  It was absolutely certain that his tribe and Verva’s kin had never been within a thousand miles of each other.  In a few impassioned words he explained to Verva his faith, his simple creed that a thing was not necessarily wrong because the medicine-men said so, and the tribe believed them.  The girl’s own character was all trustfulness, and Why-Why was the person she trusted.  “Oh, Why-Why, dear,” she said blushing (for she had never before ventured to break the tribal rule which forbade calling any one by his name), “Oh, Why-Why, you are always right!”

And o’er the hills, and far away
   Beyond their utmost purple rim,
Beyond the night, across the day,
   Through all the world she followed him.