Happy couple, Bride and Groom,
In the flush of life’s fresh bloom,
Welcome to the kindly home
Where we shape the wattled dome,
Cemented o’er with plastic clay,
Impervious to the water’s play;
Where, in moonlight’s silver calm,
My faithful subjects build the dam;
The land whose maple leaf conveys
A prophecy of sweetened days.
Our store of knowledge is but scant,
Our culture in the shell, I grant.
No prophet of our kith and kin
Have we to point the paths of sin;
No learned Professor, beaver born,
Have we to rend in godly scorn
The sophistries our Darwins weave,
O’er which our pious pundits grieve.
I pray you, therefore, not impeach
The rudeness of our rustic speech,
But hear the fancies, none the less,
An honest beaver may express.
Your wisest men, the lords of thought,
Remote and near, have ever sought,
Instruction from the humblest things
That beat the air on filmy wings,
Or creep, or climb, or swim the sea:
Behold the little “busy bee;”
Go to, thou sluggard, cursed with want,
And learn from the industrious ant.
“The early bird;” the cooing dove,
Exemplar of the art of love.
A spider once, at climbing brave,
Fresh courage to a chieftain gave,
When, after many a sore defeat,
His hopes were all in full retreat;
But noting how the insect fell
Time after time, and naught could quell
Its resolution, firm and fast,
And how it reached its mark at last,
No longer chilled with black despair,
His men he rallied, sword in air,
And ere another set of sun
His last great battle fought and won.
And then his tribe—a proper thing—
Made him, like me, their lawful king.
The nautilus, your sages own,
To all mankind have plainly shown
The art of how to sail the seas;
Such creatures low in life as these
Have served to educate and guide;
Meet glossary on human pride!
The several nations show their bent
By what their ruling minds invent
To signify the special merit
That each assumes, or doth inherit.
Their boastful banners proudly bear
The savage forms of earth and air,
And monstrous shapes in neither seen,
Things that were hatched in human spleen,
Creatures patched up from beast and bird,
Which to a beaver seems absurd.
Dragons and griffins, flying fierce,
With fiery tongues designed to pierce
All alien flesh, wherever found,
And claws to clinch the deadly wound.
The warlike Briton, while he cheers,
The lion’s roar in fancy hears;
The Yankee in his happiest dream
Is sure he hears the eagle scream.
These truths the higher truth explain
That dawned on Darwin’s pregnant brain.
Such deference paid to creatures low
Man’s wiser instincts clearly show.
Unconsciously compelled to grant,—
By choosing for his common want,
As teachers, elephant and ant,
And other poor relations, in
Obedience to the law of kin,—
He owns his humble origin.
I know not if in any place,
Or any age, your lifted race
Its sense of equity hath shown
To one poor beast—we needs must own
Compact of kinship, bone of bone,
By making him an emblem fit
Of human wisdom, sense, and wit;
A patient brother, void of blame,
I hesitate to name his name,
But—no offence—I dare not pass
Our worthy, long-eared friend, the ass.
Forgetful that your hunters slay
My people, and their bodies flay.
That human skins, puffed up with pride,
Strut forth in ours—no tongue to chide—
We’re grateful for the honour given
To beaverhood, since nearer heaven
This great Dominion raised our name,
Emblazoned on the scroll of fame;
A choice that to the world attests
The base on which its greatness rests,
Our one transcendent, special gift:—
Persistency of honest thrift.
My sermon may appear to you
But wind and chaff, however true;
Reject it if you will.—Adieu!