Whitwell. Of course I did. Ha, ha, ha! For every Roland of mine you gave me two Olivers at least. Ha, ha, ha!
Coddle. Neither of us deaf, eh? Diamond cut diamond,—ha, ha, ha! Pull dog, pull devil, eh? (Bursting with laughter. All laugh heartily.)
Jane. He, he, he! I never thought I’d live to see this happy day, master.
Coddle. Hold your tongue, you impudent cat! Quit my house. Mollycoddle, indeed!
Jane. O Mr. Coddle, you won’t go for to turn off a faithful servant in this way. (Aside to Whitwell.) That legacy’s lost. (To Coddle.) Ah, master dear! you won’t find nobody else as’ll work their fingers to the bone, and their voice to a thread-paper, as I have: up early and down late, and yelling and screeching from morning till night. Well, the house will go to rack and ruin when I’m gone,—that’s one comfort.
Whitwell (aside to Jane). The money’s yours, cash down, the day of my wedding.
Coddle. Well, well, Jane, I’ll forgive you, for luck. I’m too happy to bear malice. But I wish you knew how to boil spinach.
Jane. I’ll learn right straight off, sir.
Coddle. Well, hang delay, children! I’ll engage Dr. Harrold for a week from to-day, and invite all our friends (to the audience) to witness the wedding. Church of the Holy Cross, remember. No low church for me. All who mean to come will please signify it by clapping their hands, and the harder the better. Not many refusals here. (Curtain falls.)
R. Eglantine. Whitwell. Coddle. Jane. L.
HITTY’S SERVICE FLAG
A Comedy in Two Acts
By Gladys Ruth Bridgham
Eleven female characters. Costumes, modern; scenery, an interior. Plays an hour and a quarter. Hitty, a patriotic spinster, quite alone in the world, nevertheless hangs up a service flag in her window without any right to do so, and opens a Tea Room for the benefit of the Red Cross. She gives shelter to Stella Hassy under circumstances that close other doors against her, and offers refuge to Marjorie Winslow and her little daughter, whose father in France finally gives her the right to the flag. A strong dramatic presentation of a lovable character and an ideal patriotism. Strongly recommended, especially for women’s clubs.
Price, 25 cents
CHARACTERS
- Mehitable Judson, aged 70.
- Luella Perkins, aged 40.
- Stasia Brown, aged 40.
- Mildred Emerson, aged 16.
- Marjorie Winslow, aged 25.
- Barbara Winslow, her daughter, aged 6.
- Stella Hassy, aged 25, but claims to be younger.
- Mrs. Irving Winslow, aged 45.
- Marion Winslow, her daughter, aged 20.
- Mrs. Esterbrook, aged 45.
- Mrs. Cobb, anywhere from 40 to 60.
THE KNITTING CLUB MEETS
A Comedy in One Act
By Helen Sherman Griffith
Nine female characters. Costumes, modern; scenery, an interior. Plays half an hour. Eleanor will not forego luxuries nor in other ways “do her bit,” putting herself before her country; but when her old enemy, Jane Rivers, comes to the Knitting Club straight from France to tell the story of her experiences, she is moved to forget her quarrel and leads them all in her sacrifices to the cause. An admirably stimulating piece, ending with a “melting pot” to which the audience may also be asked to contribute. Urged as a decided novelty in patriotic plays.
Price, 25 cents
GETTING THE RANGE
A Comedy in One Act
By Helen Sherman Griffith
Eight female characters. Costumes, modern; scenery, an exterior. Well suited for out-of-door performances. Plays an hour and a quarter. Information of value to the enemy somehow leaks out from a frontier town and the leak cannot be found or stopped. But Captain Brooke, of the Secret Service, finally locates the offender amid a maze of false clues, in the person of a washerwoman who hangs out her clothes day after day in ways and places to give the desired information. A capital play, well recommended.
Price, 25 cents
LUCINDA SPEAKS
A Comedy in Two Acts
By Gladys Ruth Bridgham
Eight women. Scene, an interior; costumes, modern. Plays an hour and a quarter. Isabel Jewett has dropped her homely middle name, Lucinda, and with it many sterling traits of character, and is not a very good mother to the daughter of her husband over in France. But circumstances bring “Lucinda” to life again with wonderful results. A pretty and dramatic contrast that is very effective. Well recommended.
Price, 25 cents
CHARACTERS
- Isabel Jewett, aged 27.
- Miriam, her daughter, aged 7.
- Mrs. McBierney, aged 50.
- Tessie Flanders, aged 18.
- Mrs. Douglas Jewett, aged 45.
- Helen, her daughter, aged 20.
- Mrs. Fogg, aged 35.
- Florence Lindsey, aged 25.
SYNOPSIS
Act I.—Dining-room in Isabel Jewett’s tenement, Roxbury, October, 1918.
Act II.—The same—three months later.
WRONG NUMBERS
A Triologue Without a Moral
By Essex Dane
Three women. Scene, an interior; unimportant. Costumes, modern. Plays twenty minutes. Royalty, $5.00. An intensely dramatic episode between two shop-lifters in a department store, in which “diamond cuts diamond” in a vividly exciting and absorbingly interesting battle of wits. A great success in the author’s hands in War Camp work, and recommended in the strongest terms. A really powerful little play.
Price, 25 cents
FLEURETTE & CO.
A Duologue in One Act
By Essex Dane
Two women. Scene, an interior; costumes, modern. Plays twenty minutes. Royalty, $5.00. Mrs. Paynter, a society lady who does not pay her bills, by a mischance puts it into the power of a struggling dressmaker, professionally known as “Fleurette & Co.,” to teach her a valuable lesson and, incidentally, to collect her bill. A strikingly ingenious and entertaining little piece of strong dramatic interest, strongly recommended.
Price, 25 cents
Plays for Junior High Schools
| Males | Females | Time | Price | ||
| Sally Lunn | 3 | 4 | 1½ | hrs. | 25c |
| Mr. Bob | 3 | 4 | 1½ | 〃 | 25c |
| The Man from Brandos | 3 | 4 | ½ | 〃 | 25c |
| A Box of Monkeys | 2 | 3 | 1¼ | 〃 | 25c |
| A Rice Pudding | 2 | 3 | 1¼ | 〃 | 25c |
| Class Day | 4 | 3 | ¾ | 〃 | 25c |
| Chums | 3 | 2 | ¾ | 〃 | 25c |
| An Easy Mark | 5 | 2 | ½ | 〃 | 25c |
| Pa’s New Housekeeper | 3 | 2 | 1 | 〃 | 25c |
| Not On the Program | 3 | 3 | ¾ | 〃 | 25c |
| The Cool Collegians | 3 | 4 | 1½ | 〃 | 25c |
| The Elopement of Ellen | 4 | 3 | 2 | 〃 | 35c |
| Tommy’s Wife | 3 | 5 | 1½ | 〃 | 35c |
| Johnny’s New Suit | 2 | 5 | ¾ | 〃 | 25c |
| Thirty Minutes for Refreshments | 4 | 3 | ½ | 〃 | 25c |
| West of Omaha | 4 | 3 | ¾ | 〃 | 25c |
| The Flying Wedge | 3 | 5 | ¾ | 〃 | 25c |
| My Brother’s Keeper | 5 | 3 | 1½ | 〃 | 25c |
| The Private Tutor | 5 | 3 | 2 | 〃 | 35c |
| Me an’ Otis | 5 | 4 | 2 | 〃 | 25c |
| Up to Freddie | 3 | 6 | 1¼ | 〃 | 25c |
| My Cousin Timmy | 2 | 8 | 1 | 〃 | 25c |
| Aunt Abigail and the Boys | 9 | 2 | 1 | 〃 | 25c |
| Caught Out | 9 | 2 | 1½ | 〃 | 25c |
| Constantine Pueblo Jones | 10 | 4 | 2 | 〃 | 35c |
| The Cricket On the Hearth | 6 | 7 | 1½ | 〃 | 25c |
| The Deacon’s Second Wife | 6 | 6 | 2 | 〃 | 35c |
| Five Feet of Love | 5 | 6 | 1½ | 〃 | 25c |
| The Hurdy Gurdy Girl | 9 | 9 | 2 | 〃 | 35c |
| Camp Fidelity Girls | 1 | 11 | 2 | 〃 | 35c |
| Carroty Nell | 15 | 1 | 〃 | 25c | |
| A Case for Sherlock Holmes | 10 | 1½ | 〃 | 35c | |
| The Clancey Kids | 14 | 1 | 〃 | 25c | |
| The Happy Day | 7 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | |
| I Grant You Three Wishes | 14 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | |
| Just a Little Mistake | 1 | 5 | ¾ | 〃 | 25c |
| The Land of Night | 18 | 1¼ | 〃 | 25c | |
| Local and Long Distance | 1 | 6 | ½ | 〃 | 25c |
| The Original Two Bits | 7 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | |
| An Outsider | 7 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | |
| Oysters | 6 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | |
| A Pan of Fudge | 6 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | |
| A Peck of Trouble | 5 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | |
| A Precious Pickle | 7 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | |
| The First National Boot | 7 | 2 | 1 | 〃 | 25c |
| His Father’s Son | 14 | 1¾ | 〃 | 35c | |
| The Turn In the Road | 9 | 1½ | 〃 | 25c | |
| A Half Back’s Interference | 10 | ¾ | 〃 | 25c | |
| The Revolving Wedge | 5 | 3 | 1 | 〃 | 25c |
| Mose | 11 | 10 | 1½ | 〃 | 25c |
BAKER, Hamilton Place, Boston, Mass.
Plays and Novelties That Have Been “Winners”
| Males | Females | Time | Price | Royalty | ||
| Camp Fidelity Girls | 11 | 2½ | hrs. | 35c | None | |
| Anita’s Trial | 11 | 2 | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| The Farmerette | 7 | 2 | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| Behind the Scenes | 12 | 1½ | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| The Camp Fire Girls | 15 | 2 | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| A Case for Sherlock Holmes | 10 | 1½ | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| The House in Laurel Lane | 6 | 1½ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| Her First Assignment | 10 | 1 | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| I Grant You Three Wishes | 14 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| Joint Owners in Spain | 4 | ½ | 〃 | 35c | $5.00 | |
| Marrying Money | 4 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | None | |
| The Original Two Bits | 7 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| The Over-Alls Club | 10 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| Leave it to Polly | 11 | 1½ | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| The Rev. Peter Brice, Bachelor | 7 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| Miss Fearless & Co. | 10 | 2 | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| A Modern Cinderella | 16 | 1½ | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| Theodore, Jr. | 7 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| Rebecca’s Triumph | 16 | 2 | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| Aboard a Slow Train In Mizzoury | 8 | 14 | 2½ | 〃 | 35c | 〃 |
| Twelve Old Maids | 15 | 1 | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| An Awkward Squad | 8 | ¼ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| The Blow-Up of Algernon Blow | 8 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| The Boy Scouts | 20 | 2 | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| A Close Shave | 6 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| The First National Boot | 7 | 8 | 1 | 〃 | 25c | 〃 |
| A Half-Back’s Interference | 10 | ¾ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| His Father’s Son | 14 | 1¾ | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| The Man With the Nose | 8 | ¾ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| On the Quiet | 12 | 1½ | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| The People’s Money | 11 | 1¾ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| A Regular Rah! Rah! Boy | 14 | 1¾ | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| A Regular Scream | 11 | 1¾ | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| Schmerecase in School | 9 | 1 | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| The Scoutmaster | 10 | 2 | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| The Tramps’ Convention | 17 | 1½ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| The Turn in the Road | 9 | 1½ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| Wanted—a Pitcher | 11 | ½ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| What They Did for Jenkins | 14 | 2 | 〃 | 25c | 〃 | |
| Aunt Jerusha’s Quilting Party | 4 | 12 | 1¼ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 |
| The District School at Blueberry Corners | 12 | 17 | 1 | 〃 | 25c | 〃 |
| The Emigrants’ Party | 24 | 10 | 1 | 〃 | 25c | 〃 |
| Miss Prim’s Kindergarten | 10 | 11 | 1½ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 |
| A Pageant of History | Any number | 2 | 〃 | 35c | 〃 | |
| The Revel of the Year | 〃 | 〃 | ¾ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 |
| Scenes in the Union Depot | 〃 | 〃 | 1 | 〃 | 25c | 〃 |
| Taking the Census In Bingville | 14 | 8 | 1½ | 〃 | 25c | 〃 |
| The Village Post-Office | 22 | 20 | 2 | 〃 | 35c | 〃 |
| O’Keefe’s Circuit | 12 | 8 | 1½ | 〃 | 35c | 〃 |
BAKER, Hamilton Place, Boston, Mass.