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The volume gathers short satirical pamphlets, parodies, and verse that target contemporary politics, legal and ecclesiastical authority, and public scandals. It transforms nursery-rhyme cadences, mock prayers, and popular broadside forms into biting lampoons that expose hypocrisy and abuse. Contributions range from comic sketches and occasional poems to dramatic vignettes and pointed editorial pieces. Numerous woodcut illustrations amplify the caricature and visual humor. Overall, the pieces balance wit and moral indignation to engage readers and provoke debate about power and public life.

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Title: Pamphlets and Parodies on Political Subjects

Author: William Hone

Illustrator: George Cruikshank

Release date: December 26, 2013 [eBook #44520]

Language: English

Credits: Produced by David Widger

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PAMPHLETS AND PARODIES ON POLITICAL SUBJECTS

By William Hone,

With Numerous Wood Cuts, by CRUIKSHANK





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LONDON:

I. CHIDLEY, J 51, GOSWELL STREET,.






CONTENTS

THE POLITICAL HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT.

THE CLERICAL MAGISTRATE.

THE QUEEN'S MATRIMONIAL LADDER,

THE JOSS AND HIS FOLLY,

THE FORM OF PRAYER, WITH THANKSGIVING TO ALMIGHTY GOD,

ADVERTISEMENTS EXTRAORDINARY

THE MAN IN THE MOON,

INTRODUCTION.

THE RIGHT DIVINE OF KINGS TO GOVERN WRONG!

PREFACE.

A SLAP AT SLOP AND THE BRIDGE-STREET GANG

THE QUEEN'S DEATH








THE POLITICAL HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT.

   "A straw—thrown up to show which way the wind blows."

WITH THIRTEEN CUTS





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Fifty-first Edition

London:

  Printed By And For William Hone,
  Ludgate Hill.

  1821.

  ONE SHILLING.

     —"Many, whose sequester'd lot
     Forbids their interference, looking on,
     Anticipate perforce some dire event;
     And, seeing the old castle of the state,
     That promis'd once more firmness, so assail'd,
     That all its tempest-beaten turrets shake,
     Stand motionless expectants of its fall."

     Cowper.

     NOTE. Each Motto that follows, is from Cowper's "Task."

THE AUTHOR'S DEDICATION TO HIS POLITICAL GODCHILD.

     To

     Doctor Slop,

     In Acknowledgment Of

     Many Public Testimonials Of His Filial Gratitude;

     And To The Nursery Of Children Six Feet High, His Readers,

     For The Delight And Instruction Of Their Uninformed Minds

     This Juvenile Publication

     Is Affectionately Inscribed,

     By

     The Doctor's Political Godfather,

     The Author.

**The Publication wherein the Author of "The Political House that Jack Built" conferred upon Dr. SLOP the lasting distinction of his name, was a Jeu d'Esprit, entitled "Buonapartephobia, or cursing made easy to the meanest capacity"—It is reprinted, and may be had of the Publisher, Price One Shilling.





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THIS IS THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT





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     THIS IS

      THE WEALTH

     that lay
     In the House that Jack built.





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       ——"A race obscene,

       Spawn'd in the muddy beds of Nile, came forth,
       Polluting Egypt: gardens, fields, and plains,
       Were cover'd with the pest;

       The croaking nuisance lurk'd in every nook;
       Nor palaces, nor even chambers,'scap'd;
       And the land stank —so num'rous was the fry."

                THESE ARE

     THE VERMIN

      That plunder the Wealth,
      That lay in the House,

      That Jack built.





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                 THIS IS

       THE THING,

                 that in spite of new Acts,
      And attempts to restrain it,

                 by Soldiers or Tax,

      Will poison the Vermin,

     That plunder the Wealth,

     That lay in the House,

     That Jack built.





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                           THIS IS

     THE PUBLIC INFORMER,

                                who

     Would pull down the Thing,
                           that, in spite of new Acts,
                 And attempts to restrain it,
                 by Soldiers or Tax,

     Will poison the Vermin, that plunder the Wealth,
     That lay in the House, that Jack built.





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                       THESE ARE

     THE REASONS OF LAWLESS POWER,
     That back the Public Informer,
     who

        Would put down the Thing,

                       that, in spite of new Acts,

        And attempts to restrain it,

                     by Soldiers or Tax,

         Will poison the Vermin,

        That plunder the W ealth,

         That lay in the House,

        That Jack built.





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     This is THE MAN—all shaven and shorn,
     All cover'd with Orders—and all forlorn;

     THE DANDY OF SIXTY,

                   Who bows with a grace,

     And has taste in wigs, collars,

                   cuirasses, and lace;

     Who, to tricksters and fools,

                    leaves the State and its treasure,
     And, when Britain's in tears,

                    sails about at his pleasure,
     Who spurn'd from his presence

                   the Friends of his youth,

     And now has not one

                   who will tell him the truth;
     Who took to his counsels,
     in evil hour,

     The Friends to the Reasons

                   of lawless Power;

     That back the Public Informer
     who

     Would put down the Thing,

                   that, in spite of new Acts,

     And attempts to restrain it,

                  by Soldiers or Tax,

     Will poison the Vermin,

     That plunder the Wealth,

     That lay in the House,

     That Jack built.





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                  THESE ARE

     THE PEOPLE

                    all tatter'd and torn,
     Who curse the day

                  wherein they were born,
     On account of Taxation

                    too great to be borne,
     And pray for relief,

                   from night to morn:
     Who, in vain, Petition

                   in every form,

         Who, peaceably Meeting

                       to ask for Reform,

         Were sabred by Yeomanry Cavalry,
                     who

        Were thank'd by THE MAN,

                        all shaven and shorn,

          All cover'd with Orders—

                          and all forlorn;

        THE DANDY OF SIXTY,

                      who bows with a grace,

          And has taste in wigs, collars,

                        cuirasses, and lace:

          "Who, to tricksters and fools,

                         leaves the state and its treasure,
          And, when Britain's in tears,

                         sails about at his pleasure:

         Who spurn'd from his presence

                        the Friends of his youth,

         And now' has not one

                         who will tell him the truth;

     Who took to his counsels, in evil hour,

     The Friends to the Reasons of law less Power,

     That back the Public Informer, who
     Would put down the Thing, that, in spite of new Acts,
     And attempts to restrain it, by Soldiers or Tax,
     Will poison the Vermin, that plunder the Wealth,
     That lay in the House, that Jack built.





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     This is THE DOCTOR

      of Circular fame,
     A Driv'ller, a Bigot, a Knave
     without shame:

     And that's DERRY DOWN TRIANGLE

                 by name,

     From the Land of misrule,

                   and half-hanging, and flame:
     And that is THE SPOUTER OF FROTH
     BY THE HOUR,

     The worthless colleague

                   of their infamous power:

     W ho dubb'd him 'the Doctor'

                  whom now he calls 'brother,'
     And, to get at his Place,

                    took a shot at the other;

     Who haunts their Bad House,

     a base living to earn,

     By playing Jack-pudding, and Ruffian,
     in turn;

     Who bullies, for those

                  whom he bullied before;

     Their Flash-man, their Bravo,

     a son of a ————;

     The hate of the People,

                    all tatter'd and torn,

     Who curse the day

                  wherein they were born,

     On account of Taxation

                   too great to be borne,

     And pray for relief

                   from night to morn;

         Who, in vain, petition

                         in every form:

         Who peaceably Meeting

                       to ask for Reform,

         Were sabred by Yeomanry Cavalry,
                     who

        Were thank'd by THE MAN,

                       all shaven and shorn,

         All cover'd with Orders—

                         and all forlorn;

       THE DANDY OF SIXTY,

                      who bows with a grace,

          And has taste in wigs, collars,

                         cuirasses and lace:

         Who to tricksters and fools,

                        leaves the State and its treasure,
          And, when Britain's in tears,

                         sails about at his pleasure:

         Who spurn'd from his presence

                        the Friends of his youth,

         And now has not one

                        who will tell him the truth;

     Who took to his counsels, in evil hour,

     The Friends to the Reasons of lawless Power;
     That back the Public Informer, who
     Would put down the Thing, that, inspite of new Acts,
     And attempts to restrain it, by Soldiers or Tax,
     Will poison the Vermin, that plunder the Wealth

     That lay in the House, that Jack built.





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     This WORD is the Watchword—
     the talisman word,

     That the WATERLOO-MAN's to crush
     with his sword;

     But, if shielded by Norfolk

                  and Bedford's alliance,

     It will set both his sword,

                   and him at defiance;

     If Fitzwilliam, and Grosvenor, and
                 Albemarle aid it,

     And assist its best Champions,

                  who then dare invade it?

     'Tis the terrible WORD OF FEAR,
                night and morn,

     To the Guilty Trio,

                   all cover'd with scorn;

     First, to the Doctor,

                   of Circular fame,

     A Driv'ller, a Bigot, a Knave
     without shame:

     And next, Derry Down Triangle
                 by name,

     From the Land of Mis-rule,

                  and Half-hanging, and Flame:
     And then, to the Spouter of Froth
     by the hour,

     The worthless colleague

                   of their infamous power;

     Who dubb'd him 'the Doctor,'

                  whom now he calls 'brother',
     And to get at his Place,

                    took a shot at the other;

     Who haunts their Bad House,

                    a base living to earn,

     By playing Jack-Pudding, and Ruffian,
                  in turn;

     Who bullies for those,

                   whom he bullied before;
     Their Flash-man, their Bravo,

                    a son of a ————;

     The hate of the People,

                    all tatter'd and torn,

     Who curse the day

                  wherein they were born
     On account of Taxation

                   too great to be borne,

     And pray for relief,

                   from night to morn;

     Who, in vain, Petition

                   in every form,

     Who peaceably Meeting,

                   to ask for Reform,

     Were sabred by Yeomanry Cavalry,
                 who,

     Were thank'd by THE MAN,

                   all shaven and shorn,

     All cover'd with Orders—

                    and all forlorn;

     THE DANDY OF SIXTY,

      who bows with a grace,

     And has taste in wigs, collars,

                     cuirasses and lace;

     Who, to tricksters and fools,

                    leaves the State and its treasure,
     And, when Britain's in tears,

                     sails about at his pleasure;

     Who spurn'd from his presence

                    the Friends of his youth,

     And now has not one

                    who will tell him the Truth;
     Who took to his counsels,
     in evil hour,

     The friends to the Reasons

                  of lawless Power;

     That back the Public Informer,
     who

     Would put down the Thing

                    that, in spite of new Acts,

     And attempts to restrain it

              by Soldiers or Tax,

     Will poison the Vermin,

     That plunder the Wealth,

     That lay in the House,

     That Jack built.

END OF THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT.





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THE CLERICAL MAGISTRATE.

     THIS PRIEST,

               made 'according to Law,'

     Who, on being ordain'd, vow'd, by rote, like a daw,
     That he felt himself call'd, by the Holy Spirit,

     To teach men the Kingdom of Heaven to merit;
     That, to think of the World and the flesh he'd cease,
     And keep men in quietness, love, and peace;

     And, making thus his profession and boast,
     Receiv'd, from the Bishop, the Holy Ghost:

     Then—not having the fear of God before him—

     Is sworn in a Justice, and one of the Quorum;
     'Gainst his spiritual Oath, puts his Oath of the Bench,
     And, instead of his Bible, examines a wench;

     Gets Chairman of Sessions—leaves his flock, sick
              or dying,

     To license Ale-houses—and assist in the trying
     Of prostitutes, poachers, pickpockets, and thieves;—
     Having charged the Grand Jury, dines with them,
     and gives

     "Church and King without day-light gets fresh,
              and puts in—

     To the stocks vulgar people, who fuddle with gin:
     Stage-coach men, and toll-men, convicts as he pleases;
     And beggars and paupers incessantly teazes:
     Commits starving vagrants, and orders Distress
     On the Poor, for their Rates—signs warrants to press,
     And beats up for names to a Loyal Address:
     Would indict, for Rebellion, those who Petition:
     And, all who look peaceable, try for Sedition;

     If the People were legally Meeting, in quiet,
     Would pronounce it decidedly—sec. Stut.—a Riot,
     And order the Soldiers 'to aid and assist,'

     That is—kill the helpless, who cannot resist.

     He, though vowing 'from all worldly studies to
            cease,'

     Breaks the Peace of the Church, to be Justice of Peace;
     Breaks his vows madeto Heaven: a pander for power;
     A Perjurer—a guide to the People no more;

     On God turns his back,

                     when he turns the State's Agent;
     And damns his own Soul,

                       to be friends with the ————.

THE END.





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THE QUEEN'S MATRIMONIAL LADDER,

A National Toy With Fourteen Step Scenes;

And Illustrations In Verse,

With Eighteen Other Cuts.

By The Author Of The Political House That Jack Built."

'It is a wonderful thing to consider the strength of Princes' wills when they are bent to have their Pleasure fulfilled, wherein no reasonable persuasion' will serve their turn: how little do they regard the dangerous sequels, that may ensue as well to themselves as to their Subjects. And amongst all things there is nothing that makes them more wilful than Carnal Love, and various affecting of voluptuous desires."

Cavendish's Memoirs of Curd. Wolsey





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QUALIFICATION.

In love, and in drink, and o'ertoppled by debt

With women, with wine, and with duns on the fret.





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DECLARATION.

     The Prodigal Son, by his perils surrounded,

     Vex'd, harass'd, bewilder'd, asham'd, and con-
           founded,

     Fled for help to his Father,

                    confessed his ill doing,

     And begged for salvation

                    from stark staring ruin;

     The sire urged—"The People

                  your debts have twice paid,

     "And, to ask a third time,

                    even Pitt is afraid;

     "But he shall if you'll marry, and lead a new life,—
     "You've a cousin in Germany—make her your
     wife!"





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ACCEPTATION.

      From the high halls of Brunswick, all youthful and

              gay,

      From the hearth of her fathers, he lured her away:
      How joy'd she in coming—

                      how smiling the bower;
      flow sparkling their nuptials—

                     how welcome her dower.

      Ah! short were her pleasures—full soon came her
             cares—

      Her husbandless bride-bed was wash'd with her
             tears.





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ALTERATION.

     Near a million of debts gone,

                      all gone were her charms—
     What! an Epicure have his own wife
     in his arms?

     She was not to his taste

                       what car'd he for the 'form,'

     'To love and to cherish'

                     could not mean reform:

     'To love' meant, of course, nothing else
                      but neglect;—

     'To cherish' to leave her,

                    and shew disrespect





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IMPUTATION.

     Was it manly, when widow'd,

                      to spy at her actions;

     To listen to eaves-droppers,

                      whisp'ring detractions:

     And, like an old Watchman,

                      with faults to conceal,

     Get up a false Charge,

                      as a proof of his zeal?

     If desertion was base, Oh base be his name,
     Who, having deserted, would bring her to sham?





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EXCULPATION.

     Undaunted in spirit, her courage arose,

     With encrease of charges, and encrease of foes.
     Despising the husband,

                     who thus had abused her,

     She proved to his father,

                        his son had ill used her:—

     Her conduct examin'd, and sifted, shone bright,
     Her enemies fled, as the shadows of night





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EMIGRATION.

     Her father and king, while with reason yet blest,
     Protected her weakness, and shielded her rest;
     Infirmity seizes him, false friends draw near,

     Then spies gather round, and malignants appear;
     And cajole, wait, watch, insult,

                       alarm, and betray,

     Till from home, and her daughter,

                       they force her away.





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REMIGRATION.

     Still pursued, when a 'wanderer,'

                      her child sleeps in death,

     And her best friend, in England, her king,
                     yields his breath;

     This gives her new rights—

                     they neglect and proscribe her;

     She threatens returning—they then try to bribe her!

     The bullies turn slaves, and, in meanness, fawn on her:

     They feel her contempt, and they vow her dishonour;

     But she 'steers her own course,' comes indignantly
           over,

     And the shouts of the nation salute her at Dover!





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CONSTERNATION.