NERO PT. II
ACT · I
SCENE · 1
(As Prologue.)
Rome. Thrasea’s house. THRASEA and PRISCUS.
THRASEA.
PRISCUS.
SCENE · 2
Naples. A marine tavern, the open court of it, with fountain at centre, and low colonnade around. On the left at a table some Mariners are drinking and playing with dice. On the right are Officers sitting apart and drinking. Towards the front PROCULUS (the Admiral) and SENECIO. EPICHARIS is serving the Officers.
SENECIO.
I do beg of you, my lord!
PROCULUS.
Why so frightened, sir, at a little trembling of the soil? Had the Gods any appetite to swallow you, think you that they would trouble to provide warnings for your escape?
Seo. I do pray you, my lord admiral, take me on board your galley for to-night; only for to-night.
Pro. We are under Cæsar’s orders to sail for the Adriatic, sir; else I might strain to make some cabin accommodation: but then that would be for the ladies. Epicharis, help this gentleman to wine; he’s nervous: some more drink, and I think he’ll be as brave as any of us.
EPICHARIS.
’Twill be at my cost, your excellence.
Pro. Nay, I’ll cover that. Come, drink, sir, and cheer your soul. That’s the only kindness I can do you.
Seo. Thank you, my lord, but I . . . (a rumbling heard.) Oh! oh! there it is again.
Ep. (to Senecio). ’Tis safe enough in our court, sir; if you sit from the walls.
Pro. And fill for me, fair hostess. Wilt not thou come aboard my ship?
Ep. Your ship, my lord?
Pro. ’Tis against the rules of the service: but they provide not for these earthquakes.
Ep. Ha! ha! you jest, my lord.
Pro. We have no wars to occupy us: why should I not give shelter to the ladies, that fear to be ashore?
160Ep. That would not be me, my lord. We rode out worse shakings last year.
Pro. Come, I’ll have thee come. Should Cæsar hear of it, I can take care of myself.(They talk.)
(Mariners to each other.)
FIRST MARINER.
He was a-acting of Niobby.
SECOND MARINER.
Niobe, who was Niobe?
THIRD MARINER.
A first-rate, went down with all hands off Andros, the year of Claudius’ death.
1st. True, mate; that was our Niobby. But this was a Greek lady that lost all her children at a clap; bad luck with her name!
2nd. The Emperor would have made to be her, as ’twere; was it?
1st. ’Twas a tragedy, look: and that’s just where it is. Everybody is somebody else, and nothing’s as it should be.
2nd. That’s right: he were dressed out like a woman.
1st. Did ye not see him, nodding to the music, and throwing his hands about? then he gets red in the face, then he should stoop down to catch his breath, (he acts) then creening up again he should throw back his head, and ei! ei! (Screams. All laugh loudly.)
Pro. Hell and thunder! Silence there!
MARINERS (to themselves).
Why, if we mayn’t laugh in the theater, nor out of it!
Pro. (to Officers). Here’s a gentleman, who would go to sea to escape being shaken. Shall we take him a cruise?
FIRST OFFICER.
Frightened by the earthquake, sir? I do not blame you.
Seo. When the gods shake your city, as a terrier does a rat.
1st Off. But how should the sea cure you? ’Tis their common plaything.
Pro. Indeed, sir, you would learn what heavings be. These land movements are nought. What would you say to thirty feet up and down three times a minute? with now your bows in the air and now your stern: pitched now forward, now backward, now rolled from side to side; thrust up to heaven till your brains are full of air, then sunk down till your belly squirms, inside out, outside in! 201
Seo. Maybe, sir: but the roof will not fall on your head: the waves do not crack your walls. Your ships being constructed mainly of wood . . .
Pro. But the rocks, sir, are mainly constructed of stone, upon which if a wooden-constructed ship be driven, there’s no man that would not pay his fortune down to set one foot on the most quakeful or boggy ground ’twixt Ganges and Gades. And there be monsters, too, which, though I have never seen them, will swallow, they say, your whole ship at a gulp, as you do your wine.
(The house trembles, some jars fall: all run to centre.)
Seo. There ’tis again! Oh! oh!
(A great crash heard.)
Mar. Belay there!
Seo. Oh! oh! ye gods in heaven!
1st Off. Steady, my men, steady!
Mar. Ay, ay, sir.
1st Off. Order! To your seats!
Ep. Sit and drink, gentlemen. Wine shall be cheap to-day. The life in the earth will crack my jars. A few more rumbles like that will drain the cellars.
1st Off. (to men). We’re safe here as anywhere, lads; if you keep an eye to the main-walls. It’s all plasterwork aloft.
Enter Clitus.
CLITUS.
Epicharis! Art thou here, Epicharis? 225
Pro. (to Epicharis). Who is this scared fellow?
Cli. Epicharis, ’tis come: the day is come! Fly from this place!
Ep. (to Proc.). ’Tis my poor brother, sir: heed him not; he is simple.
Cli. (come to Epi.). Seest thou not, ’tis the end, the day of wrath? The earth shakes and the dead rise from their tombs.
Pro. (to 1st Off.). By Pluto, if he be not one of them!
Ep. (to Clit.). Sit down quietly, Clitus, for a minute: I can speak with you presently.
Cli. O Madness! Come from this hell: fly while thou mayst!
Mar. Ay, sit, mate, sit! be not afeard! sit with us!
Cli. Woe to you, slaves of Babylon! woe cometh To the queen that sits upon the seven hills.
1st Mar. That is Rome: the seven hills is Rome. What of Babylon?
Cli. Rome shall be burned with fire, Babylon burned, Her smoke shall curl to heaven.
Enter Gripus, out of breath.
GRIPUS.
Gone, she’s gone down!
Pro. What’s gone, man?
Gri. The theater; foundered, sir, gone clean down. I had just got well clear of her, when she gave a lurch, and plumped under starn-foremost in a cloud of dust.
Cli. (to Epic.). Come, come, Epicharis, I pray thee!
Seo. Is this the gods, or is it not the gods? (drinks.)
Pro. That was the crash. 252
Cli. (dragging at Epic.). Thou shalt, thou must.
Ep. (freeing herself). One moment, Clitus, please!
Gri. (to Proc.). I ran to know, my lord, if you’ll have the boats.
Ep. Were any killed, Gripus? tell us.
Gri. ’Twas a wonder; all the folk had just left her, I near the last; I felt dizzy-like, and saw the street seem anyhow: then I looked at the theater, and she was full of crinks and chinks, when down she went all to pieces. A little sooner and we had been buried alive.
1st Off. Emperor and all.
Seo. O ye gods! (drinking) I drink to thee, old dustman (to Gripus).
Pro. Off with you, my men: in five minutes I’ll be aboard. (To Epic.) Come, lass!
(Mariners go out with Gripus.)
Ep. Come where, my lord?
Pro. Why, aboard with me.
Ep. Ha ha! I thank you, but I cannot.
Pro. Wouldst thou be buried alive?
Ep. There is my old bed-ridden mother, my lord; I’ll not leave her. 275
Pro. Well, stick to your ship, like a true girl. You, Calvus, pay the charges and follow.
Seo. Who’s afraid now, my lord! Is it not the gods?
Pro. They take much pains to frighten us, sir.
[Exit.
Seo. And me, with a wife and family. I care not.
1st Off. (paying). Thou’lt be buried with thy jars, Epicharis.
Ep. Balmed in good wine, eh! Add me yet a denarius for lord Senecio’s drink.
Seo. Two; I have drunk two.
1st Off. Here’s for him.
Seo. (drinking). Your health, sir! If you wish to know the cause of all this, I can inform you. ’Tis the emperor’s cursed singing hath done it. He hath offended the gods. To call himself Apollo on the one hand, and on the other to sing in the theatre. What else could he expect? I give him his due, he cares not for the gods.
Ep. He doth not, sir.
Seo. Nor I either: not much.
1st Off. Good-night, lass: may we meet again!
Ep. No fear.[Exit 1st Off. with the others.
(Senecio remains, and Clitus, who stands aloof.)
Ep. (to Senecio). Follow thou, follow them. 300
Seo. They won’t have me.
Ep. Nor will I. I wonder thou durst even show thy face after all thy vain promises. Thou that wouldst bring me to Cæsar, and I know not what.
Seo. I can, I shall yet.
Ep. Begone, see you, begone.
Seo. Look what I had brought thee (showing a book).
Ep. A book I do believe.
Seo. Purple edges and gold knops.
Ep. Seneca on morals, I suppose.
Seo. No. ’Tis Lucan’s book. This can bring thee to Cæsar. This little book hath great treasons in it.
Ep. Treason! ha! and I to inform, to show it to Cæsar?
Seo. Well, if not, think what his friends might give to recover it.
Ep. You should have sold it yourself and brought me the money.
Seo. ’Twould be guessed whence I whizzled it.
Ep. Wretch! in what villany wouldst thou snare me? Give it me. (Takes it.) From whom didst thou steal it?
Seo. Only from a friend.
Ep. I’ll save thy friends from thee, and first myself. Begone! begone!
Seo. Thou wilt come to Rome, Epicharis?
Ep. (thrusting him out). Begone![Exit Senecio.
(To Clitus) Now, brother.
SCENE · 3
A passage or ante-room in Seneca’s house in Rome.
Enter SENECA with papers in his hand.
SENECA (calling).
PAULLINA (within).
(Unrolls a book and goes into his library reading. Exeunt severally.)
SCENE · 4
Room in Seneca’s house. Enter SENECA reading.
SENECA.
Enter Lucan, Priscus, Lateranus and Flavus.
LUCAN.
My dear uncle, good morning.
LATERANUS and others.
(They sit. Priscus apart.)1
FLAVUS.
PRISCUS.
Enter Paullina excitedly.
PAULLINA.