POP-GUNS.

ONE SERIOUS AND ONE FUNNY.

POP-GUNS.

ONE SERIOUS AND ONE FUNNY.

BEING
THE FIRST BOOK OF THE SERIES.

BY
AUNT FANNY,

AUTHOR OF “NIGHTCAPS,” “MITTENS,” “PET BOOKS,”
“WIFE’S STRATEGEM,” ETC.

“Shoot folly as it flies.”

“I love God and little children.”—Richter.

NEW YORK:
SHELDON & COMPANY, PUBLISHERS,
498 & 500 BROADWAY.
1865.

Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1864,
By FANNY BARROW,
In the Clerk’s Office of the District Court of the United States for the
Southern District of New York.

C. A. ALVORD, STEREOTYPER.

This, and all the books of the series,

I dedicate

to

THOMAS LINCOLN,

THE SON OF
THAT LOYAL, FEARLESS, HONEST MAN,
THE
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

CONTENTS.

ILLUSTRATIONS.

PREFACE.
TO PARENTS AND GUARDIANS.

In these little books, I have complied with a request repeatedly expressed to me, to write stories avowedly for the purpose of “pointing a moral.”

Any one who will take the trouble to look over the “Nightcap,” “Mitten,” or “Sock” books, will see that I have tried to remember this duty; although I own to loving children so tenderly, as to administer my pills, sugar-coated.

Even now, I cannot resist employing the whimsical mask of an odd title; but my dear friends, try my pop-guns, and if then you are convinced that I have sincerely endeavored to “shoot folly as it flies,” pray believe also, that Aunt Fanny well knows that stories called “Pop-Guns,” will make quicker and more enduring marks in the loving hearts of her darlings, the children, than twenty folios, written by a thousand times greater authors, with the dry title of “Moral Lessons for the Young.”

New York, May, 1864.

POP-GUNS.

A POP-GUN LETTER FROM AUNT FANNY.

Darling Children,—

Last summer, when I was in the country, I met a family of six charming children. As soon as they heard who I was, they did not stop one minute to think about it, but just ran up and kissed and hugged me, and told me they loved me dearly.

Oh! how sweet that was to know: but I put on a funny grave face, and said—

“I cannot imagine why you should love such a little brown woman; don’t you think you have made some mistake?”

“No indeed, Aunt Fanny,” they all cried together, “and we are so glad we have found you at last. We are glad you are little, that’s the best of it! and don’t look so very brown. Come, please sit down, and tell us what has become of the Night-cap children, won’t you? Oh, do!”

There was no resisting that “Oh, do!” with six pair of loving bright eyes looking into mine; so I answered—

“Well, let us all get in a corner together, and have a nice long talk.”

At this one of the boys threw up his hands, made a dry dive down on the carpet, and bumped the top of his head, in his joy; another, hopped on one foot till he lost his balance, and had to make a one-sided somerset, to bring himself up on his feet again; the third and smallest laid his curly head lovingly against my dress; while the little girls danced and skipped so lightly around me, that I caught myself wishing for the hundred and fiftieth time that I were a child too.

But never mind. I love children with my whole heart, and that helps to comfort me, when I think what an old “Aunt Fanny” I am getting to be.

So we all sat down in the corner, just as close together as we could get, and I told them how, as they knew already from the “Mitten” books, that George was a captain in the army, and as he had always been a good boy, he was now a noble and good young man; and how Harry had gone to the naval school at Newport, and could run about the rigging of a ship, like any monkey; and Anna was engaged to be married; at which they were greatly surprised.

“Why, Aunt Fanny!” they exclaimed, “is she as old as that?”

“Yes,” I answered, “she would grow up into a lovely young lady, all I could do—and the rest are growing older too, for Clara has left school; little Minnie knows how to make cake; the ‘Tremendous Dog’ has died of old age; and even little Johnny, who packed up his mother’s false hair in an old tin tomato-can, and gave it to the express-man to carry off, is taller than I am.”

“Oh, Aunt Fanny! How old they all are!” cried Sophie, the eldest girl, “they are too old to have any more stories told to them. Oh! Oh!” she exclaimed, clapping her hands, “please tell the next stories to us. Won’t you? Will you?”

Such a shout as the rest of the children gave at this! “Yes! yes! yes!” they all cried. “We’ll be the Night-cap children! we want the next stories! Oh my! How delightful it would be!”

“But let me tell you,” I said, with a serious air, “you would not be the Night-cap children. I have a new idea in my head. I am going to write stories this time, in which I intend to show the evil effects of special faults and bad habits, and the unfailing happiness children will find in being good, and doing good. Yes, I am going to fire guns this time; and then, if the stories are first told to you, what do you think you will be called?”

“W-h-a-t?” cried all the children, with breathless interest.

I put on a monstrous solemn face, and raising my arms as if I was going to shoot, uttered the first four words very slowly, and the last four, very quickly—

“You—will—be—called—The Pop-gun Children—Bang!”

But I could not help a merry twinkle in my eyes, and the children saw it; so after the first instant of surprise at their new and queer title, they burst out into hearty chuckling laughter, exclaiming, “Oh, what fun! We are to be the ‘Pop-gun Children!’ Shoot away, Aunt Fanny. Make ready! Take aim! Fire! Bang! bang! bang!” and they commenced to shoot each other with their fore-fingers, and made such a terrible racket, that two very grave and very prim old ladies, who were knitting stockings on the other side of the room, looked at us so severely through their big round spectacles, that I had a great mind to tell the children to take hold of hands, and we would all march up in one long row, and with a One, two, three! fall down plump on our fourteen knees, and say we were sorry for being happy so loud.

But the next moment, I thought, that perhaps these poor old souls had no children in their own homes, and were not used to so much noise—perhaps they had only cats and parrots to love them—and then I felt sorry for them in earnest, and whispered to the children, “Come, let us go out under the trees, and finish our talk.”

It would have made you smile, if you could have seen how they tried to get the dimples out of their faces, as they walked past the two old ladies. They puckered their mouths into button-holes, and seemed to be stepping on eggs, but the very instant they got outside the front door I really thought they had wings all at once, for they seemed to fly under a great oak-tree, where there was a large rustic seat, and tumbling down pell-mell upon it, Fred, the eldest boy, cried out, “Walk up, ladies and gentlemen! Here you will see the celebrated Pop-Gun Children, each a head and five pair of shoulders taller than anybody else, because they have got Aunt Fanny all to themselves: ten cents each, and children half-price, and we intend to give the money to the insanitary commission.”

This made me laugh so, that I did not perceive that a lady and gentleman who had been sitting reading under another tree a little way off, had left their seats, and were standing close to us smiling, until Sophie said, “Dear mamma and papa, this is ‘Aunt Fanny.’”

I tried to look grave, as I shook hands with “mamma and papa,” and heard their kind words of welcome: words so kind, that I do not like to tell them—and then all the children speaking at once, told about their new funny name, and my new stories, at which mamma and papa seemed very much delighted.

“But when will they begin?” asked the children; “to-morrow?”

“Not till next October.”

“O——h!” now came, in one long wail of disappointment.

“Why, my darlings,” I said, “I want to rest here in this lovely country place, and laugh and frolic with you, and climb over ninety-nine fences, and eat apples, and drink milk, and hear the birds sing, and watch the dimples of sunlight peeping through the leaves of the trees, and feed the chickens, and ride on the top of a load of hay, with forty thousand grasshoppers in it, and sail or row on that beautiful little lake in front of us, and forget all about the hard brick and stone city, until the sweet summer is over.”

“Oh! Will you do all that with us, dear Aunt Fanny? then we will wait as long as you like. When will you begin to climb the fences and row on the pond? Let’s have a row now.”

“With all my heart,” I said, and we jumped up and ran down to the water’s edge; at least the children ran, and I tried to, and we got into a beautiful little boat, and had such a nice row, with the cool soft wind blowing in our faces, and the air full of golden light. Oh! it did me more good than a thousand doses of Epsom salts.

The very minute we were on dry land again, Peter said, with a hop, skip, and jump, “Now, Aunt Fanny, when shall we begin to climb the fences?”

“At five o’clock this afternoon,” I answered, laughing, “we will all go out, for a nice long walk, and you shall hunt up the fences, and that little pug-nosed dog, with no tail to speak of, shall go with us.”

“Why, that’s our dog!” cried the children.

“Is it? what is his name?”

“Something short.”

“Short? Is it Tip?”

“No, Aunt Fanny; something short.”

“Nip? Bip? Rip? Sap? Top?”

How they laughed as they said again, “Something short.”

Then I began to suspect the joke, and said, “Very well. I’ll fire one of my pop-guns at Mr. Something Short, the very first time I catch him chasing a cat, or rushing at cows’ noses to bite them.”

“Yes do, Aunt Fanny!” they answered. Then I got a good kiss and hug from each, and went back into the house.

And here, my darling children who are out in the world, are the stories I gave, one by one, to Sophie, Kitty, and Lou; Fred, the diver; Peter, the hopper; and Bob. You have them printed in books; but, oh dear! I cannot see you as I did the others, and watch your sweet faces, to know if you like them. I only wish I could get hold of you all, and give you one good kiss apiece. I often have my parlors filled with lovely children, who wish to see “Aunt Fanny.” It makes me feel very, very happy; but I keep wanting more to come all the time.

My Pop-gun children seemed really to know “Night-caps,” “Mittens,” “Socks,” and the “Pet-Books” by heart; and I do hope that both they and you who will read these new stories, will make an earnest resolution to profit by the good examples I shall give, and avoid all that you will find to be evil. I don’t mean it all for fun. No indeed! To be sure I have given a funny title to the books, and shall try to tell some funny stories; but beneath this fun I want you to feel that I am also trying to show you how the cultivation of high and generous qualities, and noble and right principles, is the only way by which you may reap real and steadfast happiness—the only way to win the love and respect of all around you.

You know Solomon says, “Even a child is known by his doings—whether his work be pure, and whether it be right;” and you will be more laughing and merry—more full of fun and frolic at the right times—more the pictures of almost perfect happiness—the more earnestly you endeavor to obey your parents, study your Bible, learn your lessons, and, above all, the more faithfully you say your prayers. Never, never forget your prayers, my own darlings; then you will be certain, if the good God spares your lives, to grow up good and useful men and women.

Forgive me for this grave little lecture. It all came out of LOVE—that best love which seeks your good. If you love me, I know you will understand this.

And now here are the Pop-gun Stories, which I send with a—Take aim! fire! bang!! and on top of all a kiss and a blessing, from your loving

Aunt Fanny.

ABOUT THE CHILDREN.

One clear soft autumn evening, in the beginning of October, just after dinner, Aunt Fanny went up into her bedroom, and put on her bonnet and sack. They were both black, and trimmed with crape, for she had lately lost a relative she dearly loved. Then opening a drawer in her precious little library-table, upon which she wrote all her stories, she took out a manuscript, and tried to get it into her pocket.

But it was written on such wide paper that the end would stick out, so she had to return to the dining-room with a quarter of the roll in full view.

“Why, mamma!” exclaimed Alice, “where are you going? and what is that sticking out of your pocket?”

“I am going to see my new children, and this is the but-end of a pop-gun.”

“Oh, mamma, take me! I want to go.”

“But, darling, I thought Lizzie Lyman was coming to help you make a new Spanish waist for Ginevra.”

“So she is; I forgot;” and Alice pulled out Miss Ginevra, who was a lovely little porcelain doll, and who lived in the top of her own trunk, and kissed her fondly.

So Aunt Fanny and her tall husband, after a dozen kisses or so from Sarah and Alice, trotted off.

If you will promise never to tell, I will mention that the new children lived in Twenty-third street, in the very middle of a long row of brown-stone houses. It was not a very long walk, and soon Aunt Fanny had pulled the bell, which was one of those funny spring bells which give one loud “tching,” as if they had jumped out of their skins with a jerk and a scream; and jumped in again with another, the next time anybody pulled them. As the door was opened, she saw a bright little face peeping from the dining-room, and the very next instant she heard the joyous exclamation, “If it isn’t Aunt Fanny!”—and then came a rushing, and a tumbling, and a racing, and a laughing! and all the six children fell lovingly upon her, and knocked down—not Aunt Fanny, not a bit of it, or of her, but two hats, three umbrellas, a great-coat, a whisk-broom, and a paper parcel marked “From A. T. Stewart,”—all of which had been peacefully hanging or resting upon the hat-stand; and when papa and mamma came out to see who was creating such a riot, there was Aunt Fanny with the whisk-broom perched like a flower on top of her bonnet, Peter and Fred rushing after the hats which had rolled off in different corners; all the rest of the articles scattered on the floor; Bob and the three little girls jumping straight up and down, kissing Aunt Fanny, and begging pardon for upsetting so many things over her; while the waiter and Aunt Fanny’s husband were standing near, laughing as hard as ever they could at the fun.

They got into the parlor at last, and sat down—the children with their bright eyes fastened upon their welcome guest, who, trying to look grave, asked, the very first thing, if the children had had any dinner that day.

“Why yes, plenty, Aunt Fanny; dessert too—flower-pot pudding.”

“Flower-pot pudding! who ever heard of such a pudding! Is it any thing like dirt-pies?”

“Why no, Aunt Fanny!” cried all the children; “it is cooked in flower-pots; at any rate, we call them so; but there are no holes in the bottoms of them. Mamma brought ever so many of these funny little brown earthen pots from Boston. The cook puts them in the oven only half full of the pudding, but when they come out, oh my! how funny they look! for each one has swelled up twice as high as the pot, and some of them hang over on one side, as if they were perfectly tipsy; and when you come to cut them, pop! goes the knife into a great hole inside, and there’s where you must put the sauce, and that makes them taste so nice! but—why do you ask?”

Aunt Fanny laughed, and said—

“When you came at me so furiously, I thought you might have been living on a slice or two of buttered paper and a teacup or so of sunbeams to-day, and meant to eat me up for supper.”

“Oh, Aunt Fanny! we love you dearly, but we wouldn’t eat you up for all the world.”

“But what’s that sticking out of your pocket?” asked Sophie, spying the end of the roll of manuscript, for the first time.

“A Pop-gun. Bang!” she answered, pulling it out and pointing it at them. “Come, sit down, for I have brought it on purpose to read to you.”

With a great many “hushes,” and flourishes, and skirmishes, to get the seats on either side of her, Aunt Fanny unrolled her story, and began as follows:

HOW PHILIP BADBOY BECAME PHILIP WISEMAN.

Once upon a time not so very long ago, there lived a stupid, heavy looking boy, named Philip, who bore any thing but an agreeable character; for he was naughty, lazy, greedy, and impudent. His companions all hated him, for when he appeared among them after school hours, he was sure to kick their marbles into the middle of the street, knock the little boys’ caps over their eyes, twitch balls and kites out of their hands, and set them all fighting and quarrelling.

One amusement in particular gave him great delight. This was to tie a knot in the end of his handkerchief and snap with it at the little boys’ legs. I really hope no one reading this has ever made a “snapper.” If he has, and if he has gone round snapping other boys’ legs, I am sure his face has turned as red as a stick of sealing-wax when he reads these lines, and knows that I call him a cowardly tormentor; and no better than Philip.

His whole name was Philip Wiseman, but his companions changed it to Philip Badboy.

His parents tried long and faithfully to improve their wayward child; but nothing altered him for the better—indeed, whippings, and locking him up, only seemed to make him worse.

Do not imagine for a moment that he was happy. No indeed! He was discontented, fretful, forever wishing that dinner was ready, and oftentimes hating the sight of every thing and everybody.

At last, quite wearied out, his father put him at a celebrated boarding-school in Sing Sing; but they might better perhaps have put him in the famous prison at the same place, for not a single button did Philip care for lessons or punishment.

At this same school was a bright little fellow, as full of good-nature, fun, and mischief as he could hold. He did not always know his lessons, and there really seemed no end to the monkey tricks he was constantly playing upon his school-fellows; but somehow, when he said he was sorry for his idleness, and his capers, in his coaxing voice, and trying to keep back two dimples that would come in his cheeks, neither teachers nor comrades could help forgiving him immediately. Everybody loved little Kriss Luff.

He even tried to make friends with Philip; and one bright summer morning resolved to get him up in time for prayers. When the first bell rang, Kriss went to the sleeping boy’s bed, and shaking him well, shouted out: “Come, Lazybones, it’s time for you to be learning your A, B, C; Get up! get up!”

Philip only snored louder, and gave a kick with one of his legs, whereupon the little fellow, with a tremendous push, tilted him suddenly out on the floor, and then had to run for his life, or he would have got a good thrashing from the angry boy.

Thanks to the upset, Philip was down this morning in time for prayers; but went sound asleep again while on his knees, and his neighbors had to poke and pinch him well, to get him upon his feet, when the morning service was ended.

But you may be certain he managed to keep awake at the breakfast table, where he made up for having a head as empty as a drum, by filling his stomach till he could scarcely breathe. He never stopped for salt or pepper; he did not waste his time talking; and was always the very last one at the table, getting up with his cheeks sticking out like a balloon, from thrusting into his mouth every thing he could catch in a hurry.

During school hours, Master Philip went to sleep again—and the master coming up rapped so loudly and suddenly on the desk, that he jumped half a yard high, exclaiming: “Dear me, how could you frighten me so!” while all the boys shouted with laughter.

You may imagine that our friend Philip did not injure himself in the least with studying. He was always wishing that his slate was a hot buttered pancake, so he could eat it up, and never see it again; he would stare at his books as if they were scarecrows, and the idea of writing a composition brought the tears in his eyes quicker than red pepper. The whole of his pocket-money was spent in buying tough pastry; little round stale pound-cakes, with three dead flies and two currants stuck over the top; some oranges, green apples, and molasses candy. Not a suck or a bite did one of his school-fellows ever get, for a greedy boy is always selfish.

At last Dr. Gradus gave up in despair, and wrote a letter to Philip’s father, informing him very frankly that there were no more brains in his son’s head than in a cocoa-nut; that he would do nothing but sleep and cram, from morning till night; that he woke the boys in his dormitory every night by yelling with the nightmare, because he had eaten so much at supper; and that he was very sorry, but Master Philip must leave the school; and he advised, that the very best thing to do with him was to bind him out to a plain country farmer, where he would have to rise at the first peep of day—and work hard till sunset.

Philip’s father thought long and seriously over this letter—then he took a journey; and on his return he brought with him a farmer, and an intelligent-looking country lad.

The boy’s name was John Goodfellow, and he looked as good as his name—for his clear blue eyes sparkled with good-nature; his cheeks shone with good health; and his voice had a tone of good-breeding, notwithstanding his plain country dress and manners. I have no doubt his mother was a good woman, his father a good man, and we know the name of all three was Goodfellow—and so much goodness in a bunch, makes me write about it with extra goodwill.

A day or two after the return of Philip’s father, a great clumsy farm wagon came lumbering up the avenue of Dr. Gradus’s seminary; driving it, was a rough-looking man, and beside him sat a bright-faced boy,—the same man and boy who made their appearance, when Philip’s father returned from his journey.

The man got down and rang a tremendous peal upon the bell. The servant thought the President of the United States had arrived, and flew to answer it.

“Does Dr. Great Dust live here?” asked the man.

“How dare you come and tear the house down at this rate?” cried the angry servant, seeing that it was not “grand company.” “What do you want, you old bear?”

The old bear, being good-natured, burst out laughing. “Don’t spoil your pretty face,” he said, “by getting it into a twist. When I give a pull, I always give a strong one; and you must a been greasing of your bell, for it came out like a shot. Hum! Now s’pose you tell me if Dr. Great Dust lives here. I should think he did, by the one you’ve kicked up about nothing.”

“Well, he does, and what of it?”

“Only I want to see him, and here’s a letter,” holding it out.

The woman took the letter and showed the farmer and his boy into a small room, while she went up-stairs to the doctor’s study.

There he sat, to be sure, a grave, learned man, with spectacles perched on his nose, a great frown in his forehead, rather dirty wristbands, a pen behind his ear, and ever so many papers before him, written as full as they could hold of Latin and Greek themes, which the larger boys in the school had sent in for examination. Of course there was no end of mistakes in most of them; and as to Philip’s copy, it was just one hodge-podge of farrago and nonsense.

“Oh, that hopeless booby of a boy!” the doctor was exclaiming to himself, as he took up this last paper, when there came a knock at the door.

With the permission to enter, the servant approached, handed the letter, and said that there were two bumpkins down stairs waiting for the answer.

“Show them up,” said the doctor.

Then he opened his letter, took out an envelope, read the first, stared, read again, rang the bell, and sent for Philip, first giving the servant an order in a low voice.

In the mean time the rough-looking farmer and the boy, neither of whom deserved to be called bumpkins, came in, and, having bowed as well as they knew how, sat down in a corner.

It was during recess in school hours that all this happened, and our idle friend, Master Philip, was fast asleep in the school-room. The rind of an orange, the cores of several apples, a grammar turned upside down, and some very sticky paper that had held candy, lay on the desk. In the midst of them was Philip’s head. His face was very sticky too, and glued fast to the extreme end of his nose was a paper pellet with which Kriss Luff had carefully ornamented it, to the tittering delight of half a dozen of his comrades. This and his sticky face had made it the duty of every fly in the room to invite each other to the spot to a mass meeting on business, to which was added a grand feast, and gymnastic exercises; so there they all were, as lively as you please—standing on their heads, hanging by one leg, whisking, and frisking, and eating, and buzzing, and grumbling, and fighting over the spoils, like hungry hawks or aldermen.

“Wake up, Master Philip!” cried the servant, giving him a push. “You’re wanted in the doctor’s study, and his face is as long as my arm. I guess he has got bad news for you. What’s that on the end of your nose?”

“Bad news,” repeated Philip, tearing off the paper pellet. “Was it worth while disturbing my nap for that? Go to Guinea!”

“But you must come—”

“Go to Guinea with your bad news!”

“Well, I will tell the doctor what you say.”

This threat started Philip, and grumbling to himself he hurried into the study.

When he entered he saw a boy of his own age, who was now standing up studying with great interest a large map of the United States which hung against the wall, a plain, good-natured looking man, and the doctor, who was handing him a letter.

“Philip,” said the doctor, with a very solemn face, “I am sorry to tell you that my letter from your father informs me that you must leave school immediately: not to go home,” he added, for he saw the boy’s face brightening. “Your father and mother have just left the country on important business; where they have gone is to be kept a secret; and now, as you are determined not to learn—as you have made up your mind to grow up an ignorant, useless creature—your father has bound you apprentice to this worthy farmer, whose son takes your place here. If the good man is pleased with you, he is to give you a small weekly allowance; but I warn you beforehand, he will put up with none of your lazy habits; and if he finds that you will not obey him, why then”—here the doctor lowered his voice—“he has in his stable a horse-whip, which will wake you up better than my ferule.”

Philip stood perfectly petrified at this sudden and most dreadful disclosure. His knees shook—he dropped his letter—his teeth chattered; and when the farmer, at a sign from the doctor, approached him with, “Come, my little man, go and get ready; my time is money to me,” poor Philip sprawled down on his knees, crying—

“No! no! I don’t want to go! Oh, Dr. Gradus, pray let me stay here! I will study! I will; indeed I will! I will sit up all night and construe my Latin, and work out those awful logarithms which nearly crack my head to understand. I’ll never say again I can’t bear the sight of figures. Oh, I shall go distracted! Oh! oh! oh!”

“No doubt you think you will learn now, but by to-morrow you will have forgotten all these fine promises”—and the doctor gave the farmer another sign, who grinned understandingly; then, bringing his great fist down upon the table, and making some glass retorts and all the books bounce, cried in a gruff voice—

“Come, sir, this won’t answer; neither I nor my horses can stand here doing nothing. Make your bow to the master, and come along.”

Philip struggled, and kicked, and tumbled about, looking as if he was all legs and arms—not a very graceful figure, you may believe; and he cried and screamed, “Let me go-o-o! let me go-o-o!” as the farmer dragged him all the way down stairs, and out of the house. Yes, he screamed louder than ever out of the house, in hopes of attracting some attention from his school-fellows to his sad fate; but not a single boy ran to see who was making such a dismal howling; they were all now in class.

When he was safely stowed away in the wagon, amidst the empty corn-sacks, the servant brought out his trunk of clothes which the doctor had ordered her to pack, and the letter which the now sobbing boy had dropped in the study; then she went back for a moment and returned with some school-books fastened together by a leather strap; and seeing how much Philip appeared to be suffering, she forgot how many times he had thrown her dust-cloth out of the window, and sent her broom and dust-pan flying after it; her heart melted, and she said kindly—

“Never mind, Master Philip; if you doesn’t behave, you must expect to be punished; but it’ll do you good, like physic. Just you try to be a first-rate boy, and you’ll be back here in a good deal less than no time.”

“Master Philip, indeed!” cried the farmer. “Pretty well for a stable-boy! You’ll be plain Phil as long as you live with me, I can tell you. Stop that plaguy snuffling and sighing, making such a dismal whistling about my ears! it’s enough to knock a sloop over. If you are ever so good, you will never make up for the loss of my Jack, and I’ll be bound his poor little sister Essie is crying for him this very moment.”

The wretched boy choked down his sobs, and crept into a corner among the corn-bags, where he hid himself, wiping away the big tears that fell silently. Soon the slow motion of the wagon soothed him. He lay for a while drowsily watching the trees and the wild roses growing on the fences, that sent their faint sweet perfume in to him with a gentle wave of their pretty heads; and presently, as the horses turned into a road which lay through a cool, quiet wood, the myriad leaves of which made a deep shade, our young friend gave a final sigh, and, opening his mouth and shutting his eyes, forgot all his troubles, and snored tunefully to the end of the journey.

After four hours’ driving, just as the sun was setting, the farmer turned down a crooked lane, perfectly alive with grasshoppers, and soon came in sight of a straggling red house, at the door of which stood a nice-looking woman, and a little pale, yellow-haired girl, supported by crutches. In another moment out rushed a very small brown dog, who fairly “barked himself sideways,” in his intense joy at seeing his master; then he jumped up so high that he fell over backwards,—the whole time wagging his ridiculous morsel of a tail so fast, that it looked like six tails all going round like a windmill.

The farmer jumped out of the wagon, and, heartily kissing his wife, stooped down and tenderly stroked the soft locks of the little pale crippled child; then lifting her in his arms, he kissed her five or six times, saying between each kiss, in a deep loving voice, “My little Essie—my little Essie.”

“My little father,” laughed Essie, patting the big man’s cheek, “what a dear, good little man you are.”

At the sound of her soft, gentle voice, and the pat of her small hand, the farmer hugged her closer to his breast. Then he looked down into her sweet blue eyes, and said, “O-h, Essie!” The great love that flowed out with these two words, no pen can show.

“Tell me, little father,” whispered Essie, “have you got the bad boy with you?”

“Yes, big darling,” said the farmer.

Then he carried her to the side of the wagon, and showed her a great, red-faced boy, fast asleep on the corn-sacks.

“Why, he’s asleep!” she said.

“Sound as a top; but we’ll wake him up, my little maid.” So the farmer picked up a long straw from under the seat, and drew it across Phil’s upper lip.

“Ow! get out,” cried the boy, rubbing his face violently.

Essie laughed, and the farmer tickled Phil under the nose again.

“Ow! ow!” cried Phil, kicking out with both his legs, and butting his head against the side of the wagon. “Hang the old fly.” Then starting up, he opened his eyes, and stared wildly at Essie and her father.

“Come, Phil,” said the farmer kindly, “we’re home; get down, and come in the house.”

All at once the boy remembered, and with something between an oh! and a groan, he followed his new master.

In they all went—and what a nice little room it was, to be sure! Great bunches of feathery asparagus filled the fireplace; a canary bird, in a pretty cage, hung in the open window, through which the sweet breaths of honeysuckles came floating; not a speck of dust could be found on chairs or table, and the rag carpet was as clean as brooms could make it. Over the mantelpiece was an engraving of Cain and Abel, which Essie did not like; and opposite, one of little Samuel praying, which she did. Through the door facing to that by which they had entered came a sound of frying, and an appetizing fragrance of ham.

Phil flopped sulkily down on the first chair; then he gaped as if the top of his head had got unhinged, and was falling off backwards; then he stretched out his arms till his shoulder-blades cracked, and then he grumbled out—“I am hungry.”

“What, already!” exclaimed the farmer. “Why, the girl at Dr. Gradus’s said you had eaten one orange, three apples, and a quarter of a pound of lollipops, beside your dinner.”

“I don’t care! I’m hungry! Oh, what will become of me! Where can my father be gone! Oh! how miserable I am!” whined Phil.

“Poor boy!” said little Essie, her blue eyes filling with compassionate tears; “give me my crutches, please, dear father, and I will go right in the kitchen and hurry the tea.”

Her father did as she wished, and oh! then, it would have done you good if you could have seen the little thing hobbling to the kitchen door, and crying out so pleasantly, as she rested on the crutches, to give a smart clap of her hands—“Hurry up, Hannah. Let’s have tea before you can say Jack Robinson!”

You would hardly believe how the good woman bustled about after that! She tore to the dresser and got a dish; she flew to the table and caught up a fork; and in a trice the ham was out of the frying-pan, in the dish, and on the table, which was already set in the kitchen; then one, two, three, a dozen hot snowballs of potatoes—that’s a funny idea!—were whipped out of a pot in the corner, into a big bowl, and those put on the table, opposite the ham; then the tea was set to steam, and, while that was doing, Hannah skipped round like a crazy monkey, and thump, thump, thump, thump, just like that, four chairs were set to steam—no, I don’t mean that—I mean, to the table; but I’m in such a hurry to tell it all before you can say Jack Robinson, you know! and then tea was ready.

It was all done in two minutes, because Hannah loved little Essie so dearly; but she could not help looking rather crossly at the greedy boy, who hardly waited for grace to be said, before he began to eat as if he meant to give himself half-a-dozen stomach aches, and a horrible nightmare, when he went to bed, by his gourmandizing.

When he could not possibly swallow another morsel, he pushed back his chair, and, in five minutes, was in a heavy sleep, snoring like a trumpet.

“Wife,” said the farmer, “if that chap’s father hadn’t promised to give our Johnny at least three months of first-rate education, if we would consent to this queer experiment, I don’t think I could keep such a lout about the place.”

“How long is he to stay?”

“Why, I tell you, it is to be for three months, if he gives up his lazy, ugly ways; if not, six months; and all this time he’s not to know where his parents are; and I’ve promised to watch him like a cat, so that he don’t run away.”

“I tell you what, husband,” said the good woman, “if any thing will make a good boy of him, it will be living with our little Essie here;” and she looked through the kitchen door, into the sitting, or “living room,” as country people call it, at her darling, who was bending her golden curls over a book called “Neighbor Nelly Socks,” and laughing out every little while, as if it was very amusing.

All this time Philip was snoring. The farmer’s wife let him sleep until Hannah had had her tea, and had washed the plates and dishes, and made all neat; then she shook him up and down as if he were a big bottle of medicine, and, taking his arm, helped him up-stairs into the garret, where was a little cot bed in a corner, with a straw mattress, covered with coarse, but clean sheets.

“Is—this—my—room?” gasped Philip, with a horror-struck countenance.

“Plenty good enough for a stable-boy,” answered Mrs. Goodfellow, for of course you know by this time that she was Johnny Goodfellow’s mother.

“But I’m a-f-r-a-i-d.”

“Afraid of what?”

“I d-o-n’t know. It’s such a big, dark place.”

“Oh, if that’s all, there’s nothing here but dried apples and onions; two broken chairs, which my Johnny has played horses with many a time, and an empty poll parrot’s cage, which has travelled with him and his horses, all over the world, up here in the old garret. Bless your heart! Johnny thinks it’s great fun to bring little Essie up here, to play, rainy days. So you say your prayers, and go to sleep; as it is your first night here, I’ll leave the light. Good-night.”

She left the unhappy boy, who sat on the side of his cot, and stared fearfully around. The little oil lamp gave but a feeble glimmer, and he jumped as if he had seen a ghost, as his eye caught sight of an old great-coat hanging from one of the rafters; then he began slowly to undress. As he took off his jacket a letter fell out of the pocket. It was the one Dr. Gradus had given him from his father, which in his misery he had forgotten. He opened it and read as follows: