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"Quite wild animals"

Chapter 8: GOLOPHOS
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The book is a collection of short, humorous sketches and verses that introduce a menagerie of fanciful, anthropomorphic creatures, each portrait focusing on a single eccentric trait or predicament - loneliness, laziness, vanity, clumsiness, or timidity. Light, playful narration and occasional rhymes describe how each creature lives, eats, dresses, socializes, and copes with obstacles, often ending with a gentle ironic twist. The pieces mix comic description, imagined habits, and tiny moral suggestions without heavy lessons, creating an imaginative, episodic structure that invites children to laugh at character foibles and delight in inventive, visual detail.

GOLOPHOS


GOLOPHOS

This is Golophos. He was meant to be a respectable size but his neck forgot to stop growing and by the time it had reached the end he felt he must have a head to suit it. So he does not quite fit himself.

He is not very much liked by the rest of the animals because he is so proud and superior. He thinks that because he can see over all their heads that he knows a great deal more than the rest of them. He always wears this supercilious expression.

Now if he had chosen to be nice, he could have made a fortune by letting little animals slide down his neck at five cents a slide. Their parents would have been only too glad to give them a quarter to get them out of the way. But Golophos felt it would be beneath his dignity to let the little ones use him as a place of entertainment, so now he has to go without sugar because he has no money to buy it with.

He lives in a beautiful house with electric lights and hot and cold water, but there are only three walls to it. This is because he is too big to get through a door so he had to have one wall taken down or he could not have got into the house at all. Of course this means that every one can see what he is doing inside, but he does not mind that because he is sure that every one admires him so much. It is just like him to have a name like that. He says it is Greek but it isn’t. He won’t let people call him Phossy for short.