Many poems are introduced with a note of the season, even when it has
no marked relation to the tone of the poem. The Cotter's Saturday
Night opens with
though in this last case it is skilfully used to introduce the theme.
These introductions are probably less imitations of the traditional
opening landscape which had been a convention since the early Middle
Ages, than the natural result of a plowman's daily consciousness of
the weather.
For whether related organically to his subject or not, Burns's
descriptions of external nature are to a high degree marked by actual
experience and observation. Even remembering Thomson in the previous
generation and Cowper and Crabbe in his own, we may safely say that
English poetry had hardly seen such realism. Its quality will be
conceived from a few passages. Take the well-known description of the
flood from The Brigs of Ayr.
Any reader familiar with Gavin Douglas's description of a Scottish
winter in his Prologue to the twelfth book of the Æneid will be
struck by the resemblance to this passage both in subject and manner.
It is doubtful whether Burns knew more of Douglas than the motto to
Tam o' Shanter, but from the days of the turbulent bishop in the
early sixteenth century down to Burns's own time Scottish poetry had
never lost touch with nature, and had rendered it with peculiar
faithfulness. It is interesting to note that while The Brigs of Ayr
is Burns's most successful attempt at the heroic couplet, and though
it contains verses that must have encouraged his ambition to be a
Scottish Pope, yet it is sprinkled with touches of natural observation
quite remote from the manner of that master. Compare, on the one hand,
such couplets as these:
couplets of which Pope need hardly have been ashamed, with such
touches of nature as these:
These examples of his power of exact, vigorous, or delicate rendering
of familiar sights and sounds may be supplemented with a few from
other poems.
Closely interwoven with Burns's feelings for natural beauty is his
sympathy with animals. The frequency of passages of pathos on the
sufferings of beasts and birds may be in part due to the influence of
Sterne, but in the main its origin is not literary but is an
expression of a tender heart and a lifelong friendly intercourse. In
this relation Burns most often allows his sentiment to come to the
edge of sentimentality, yet in fairness it must be said that he seldom
crosses the line. Unlike many of his contemporaries, he had no need
to force the note; it was his instinct both as a farmer and as a lover
of animals to think, when he heard the storm rise, how it would affect
the lower creation.
A number of his most popular pieces are the expression of this
warm-hearted sympathy, a sympathy not confined to suffering but
extending to enjoyment of life and sunshine, and at times leading him
to the half-humorous, half-tender ascription to horses and sheep of a
quasi-human intelligence. Were we to indulge further our conjectures
as to what Burns might have done under more favorable circumstances,
it would be easy to argue that he could have ranked with Henryson and
La Fontaine as a writer of fables.
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin', tim'rous beastie, sleek
O what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle! hurrying rush
I wad na be laith to rin an' chase thee loath
Wi' murd'ring pattle! plough-staff
I'm truly sorry man's dominion
Has broken Nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!
I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave odd ear, 24 sheaves
'S a sma' request; Is
I'll get a blessin' wi' the lave, rest
And never miss't!
Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
Its silly wa's the win's are strewin'! frail
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's winds ensuin',
Baith snell an' keen! bitter
Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,
An' weary winter comin' fast,
An' cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell,
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.
That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble stubble
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald, Without, holding
To thole the winter's sleety dribble, endure
An' cranreuch cauld! hoar-frost
But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane, alone
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft a-gley, Go oft askew
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain leave
For promis'd joy.
Still thou art blest compar'd wi' me!
The present only toucheth thee:
But och! I backward cast my e'e
On prospects drear!
An' forward tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!
Ha! whare ye gaun, ye crowlin' ferlie! where are, going, wonder
Your impudence protects you sairly:
I canna say but ye strunt rarely, swagger
Owre gauze and lace;
Tho' faith! I fear ye dine but sparely
On sic a place. such
Ye ugly, creepin', blastit wonner, wonder
Detested, shunn'd by saunt an' sinner! saint
How dare ye set your fit upon her, foot
Sae fine a lady!
Gae somewhere else, and seek your dinner Go
On some poor body.
Swith! in some beggar's haffet squattle; Quick, temples settle
There ye may creep, and sprawl, and sprattle
Wi' ither kindred, jumping cattle,
In shoals and nations;
Whare horn nor bane ne'er dare unsettle i.e. comb
Your thick plantations.
Now haud ye there! ye're out o' sight, keep
Below the fatt'rils, snug an' tight; fal-de-rals
Na, faith ye yet! ye'll no be right
Till ye've got on it,
The very tapmost tow'ring height
O' Miss's bonnet.
My sooth! right bauld ye set your nose out,
As plump and gray as onie grozet; gooseberry
O for some rank mercurial rozet, rosin
Or fell red smeddum! deadly, dust
I'd gie you sic a hearty doze o't,
Wad dress your droddum! breech
I wad na been surpris'd to spy
You on an auld wife's flannen toy; flannel cap
Or aiblins some bit duddie boy, perhaps, ragged
On's wyliecoat; undervest
But Miss's fine Lunardi! fie, balloon bonnet
How daur ye do't? dare
O Jenny, dinna toss your head,
An' set your beauties a' abread! abroad
Ye little ken what cursed speed
The blastie's makin'! little wretch
Thae winks and finger-ends, I dread, Those
Are notice takin'!
O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as others see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
And foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
And ev'n devotion!
Wee modest crimson-tippèd flow'r,
Thou's met me in an evil hour;
For I maun crush amang the stoure must
Thy slender stem:
To spare thee now is past my pow'r,
Thou bonnie gem.
Alas! it's no thy neibor sweet,
The bonnie lark, companion meet,
Bending thee 'mang the dewy weet
Wi' spreckl'd breast,
When upward springing, blythe to greet
The purpling east.
Cauld blew the bitter-biting north
Upon thy early humble birth;
Yet cheerfully thou glinted forth
Amid the storm,
Scarce rear'd above the parent-earth
Thy tender form.
The flaunting flow'rs our gardens yield
High shelt'ring woods and wa's maun shield, walls
But thou, beneath the random bield shelter
O' clod or stane,
Adorns the histie stibble-field, barren
Unseen, alane.
There, in thy scanty mantle clad,
Thy snawy bosom sun-ward spread,
Thou lifts thy unassuming head
In humble guise;
But now the share uptears thy bed,
And low thou lies!
Such is the fate of artless maid,
Sweet flow'ret of the rural shade,
By love's simplicity betray'd,
And guileless trust,
Till she like thee, all soil'd, is laid
Low i' the dust.
Such is the fate of simple bard,
On life's rough ocean luckless starr'd:
Unskilful he to note the card
Of prudent lore,
Till billows rage, and gales blow hard,
And whelm him o'er!
Such fate to suffering worth is giv'n,
Who long with wants and woes has striv'n,
By human pride or cunning driv'n
To mis'ry's brink,
Till wrench'd of ev'ry stay but Heav'n,
He, ruin'd, sink!
Ev'n thou who mourn'st the Daisy's fate,
That fate is thine—no distant date;
Stern Ruin's ploughshare drives elate
Full on thy bloom,
Till crush'd beneath the furrow's weight
Shall be thy doom!
A guid New-Year I wish thee, Maggie!
Hae, there's a ripp to thy auld baggie: handful, belly
Tho' thou's howe-backit now, an' knaggie, hollow-backed, knobby
I've seen the day,
Thou could hae gane like ony staggie colt
Out-owre the lay. Across, lea
Tho' now thou's dowie, stiff, an' crazy, drooping
An' thy auld hide's as white's a daisie,
I've seen thee dappled, sleek, an' glaizie, glossy
A bonnie gray:
He should been tight that daur't to raize thee, excite
Ance in a day. Once
Thou ance was i' the foremost rank,
A filly buirdly, steeve, an' swank, stately, compact, limber
An' set weel down a shapely shank,
As e'er tread yird; earth
An' could hae flown out-owre a stank, pool
Like ony bird.
It's now some nine-an-twenty year,
Sin' thou was my guid-father's meere;
He gied me thee, o' tocher dear, as dowry
An' fifty mark;
Tho' it was sma', 'twas weel-won gear, wealth
An' thou was stark. strong
When first I gaed to woo my Jenny,
Ye then was trottin' wi' your minnie: mother
Tho' ye was trickie, slee, an' funnie, sly
Ye ne'er was donsie; unmanageable
But hamely, tawie, quiet, an' cannie, tractable, good tempered
An' unco sonsie. very attractive
That day ye pranc'd wi' muckle pride much
When ye bure hame my bonnie bride; bore
An' sweet an' gracefu' she did ride,
Wi' maiden air!
Kyle-Stewart I could braggèd wide have challenged
For sic a pair.
Tho' now ye dow but hoyte and hobble, can only halt
An' wintle like a saumont-coble, stagger, salmon-boat
That day ye was a jinker noble goer
For heels an' win'! wind
An' ran them till they a' did wobble
Far, far behin'.
When thou an' I were young and skeigh, skittish
An' stable-meals at fairs were driegh, dull
How thou wad prance, an' snore, an' skriegh snort, neigh
An' tak the road!
Town's-bodies ran, and stood abeigh, aloof
An' ca't thee mad.
When thou was corn't, an' I was mellow, full of corn
We took the road aye like a swallow:
At brooses thou had ne'er a fellow wedding-races
For pith an' speed;
But ev'ry tail thou pay't them hollow,
Where'er thou gaed. went
The sma', drooped-rumpled hunter cattle, short-rumped
Might aiblins waur'd thee for a brattle; perhaps have beat, spurt
But sax Scotch miles, thou tried their mettle,
An' gart them whaizle; wheeze
Nae whip nor spur, but just a wattle
O' saugh or hazel. willow
Thou was a noble fittie-lan', near horse of hindmost pair
As e'er in tug or tow was drawn! hide or tow traces
Aft thee an' I, in aucht hours gaun, eight, going
On guid March-weather,
Hae turn'd sax rood beside our han',
For days thegither.
Thou never braindg't, an' fetch't, an' fliskit, plunged, stopped, capered
But thy auld tail thou wad hae whiskit,
An' spread abreed thy weel-fill'd brisket, chest
Wi' pith an' pow'r,
Till spritty knowes wad rair't and riskit, rooty hillocks, roared, cracked
An' slypet owre. fallen gently over
When frosts lay lang, an' snaws were deep,
An' threaten'd labour back to keep,
I gied thy cog a wee bit heap dish
Aboon the timmer; edges
I kenn'd my Maggie wad na sleep
For that, or simmer. ere
In cart or car thou never reestit; were restive
The steyest brae thou wad hae faced it; steepest
Thou never lap, an' stenned, an' breastit, leapt, jumped
Then stood to blaw;
But, just thy step a wee thing hastit,
Thou snoov't awa. jogged along
My pleugh is now thy bairn-time a', plough-team, issue
Four gallant brutes as e'er did draw;
Forbye sax mae I've sell't awa Besides, more, away
That thou hast nurst:
They drew me thretteen pund an' twa,
The very warst. worst
Mony a sair darg we twa hae wrought, day's work
An' wi' the weary warl' fought!
An' mony an anxious day I thought
We wad be beat!
Yet here to crazy age we're brought,
Wi' something yet.
And think na, my auld trusty servan',
That now perhaps thou's less deservin',
An' thy auld days may end in starvin';
For my last fou, bushel
A heapit stimpart I'll reserve ane quarter-peck
Laid by for you.
We've worn to crazy years thegither;
We'll toyte about wi' ane anither; totter
Wi' tentie care I'll flit thy tether attentive, change
To some hain'd rig, reserved plot
Where ye may nobly rax your leather, stretch, sides
Wi' sma' fatigue.
To the evidence of Burns's warm-heartedness supplied by these kindly
verses may appropriately be added the Address to the Deil. Burns's
attitude to the supernatural we have already slightly touched on.
Apart from the somewhat vague Deism which seems to have formed his
personal creed, the poet's attitude toward most of the beliefs in the
other world which were held around him was one of amused skepticism.
Halloween and Tam o' Shanter show how he regarded the grosser
rural superstitions; but the Devil was another matter. Scottish
Calvinism had, as has been said, made him almost the fourth person in
the Godhead; and Burns's thrusts at this belief are among the most
effective things in his satire. In the present piece, however, the
satirical spirit is almost overcome by kindliness and benevolent
humor, and few of his poems are more characteristic of this side of
his nature.
O thou! whatever title suit thee,
Auld Hornie, Satan, Mick, or Clootie, Hoofie
Wha in yon cavern grim an' sootie,
Clos'd under hatches,
Spairges about the brunstane cootie, Splashes, dish
To scaud poor wretches! scald
Hear me, auld Hangie, for a wee, Hangman
An' let poor damnèd bodies be;
I'm sure sma' pleasure it can gie,
Ev'n to a deil,
To skelp an' scaud poor dogs like me, spank, scald
An' hear us squeal!
Great is thy pow'r, an' great thy fame;
Far kenn'd an' noted is thy name;
An', tho' yon lowin' heugh's thy hame, flaming pit
Thou travels far;
An' faith! thou's neither lag nor lame, backward
Nor blate nor scaur. shy, afraid
Whyles rangin' like a roarin' lion
For prey, a' holes an' corners tryin';
Whyles on the strong-wing'd tempest flyin',
Tirlin' the kirks; Stripping
Whyles, in the human bosom pryin',
Unseen thou lurks.
I've heard my reverend grannie say,
In lanely glens ye like to stray;
Or, where auld ruin'd castles gray
Nod to the moon,
Ye fright the nightly wand'rer's way,
Wi' eldritch croon. weird
When twilight did my grannie summon
To say her pray'rs, douce, honest woman! sedate
Aft yont the dyke she's heard you bummin', beyond
Wi' eerie drone;
Or, rustlin', thro' the boortrees comin', elders
Wi' heavy groan.
Ae dreary windy winter night
The stars shot down wi' sklentin' light, squinting
Wi' you mysel I gat a fright
Ayont the lough; pond
Ye like a rash-buss stood in sight clump of rushes
Wi' waving sough. moan
The cudgel in my nieve did shake, fist
Each bristled hair stood like a stake,
When wi' an eldritch stoor ‘quaick, quaick,’ weird, harsh
Amang the springs,
Awa ye squatter'd like a drake
On whistlin' wings.
Let warlocks grim an' wither'd hags
Tell how wi' you on ragweed nags ragwort
They skim the muirs an' dizzy crags
Wi' wicked speed;
And in kirk-yards renew their leagues
Owre howkit dead. disturbed
Thence country wives, wi' toil an' pain,
May plunge an' plunge the kirn in vain; churn
For oh! the yellow treasure's taen i.e., the butter
By witchin' skill;
An' dawtit, twal-pint Hawkie's gane petted, twelve-pint cow
As yell's the bill. dry, bull
Thence mystic knots mak great abuse
On young guidmen, fond, keen, an' crouse; husbands, cocksure
When the best wark-lume i' the house, tool
By cantrip wit, magic
Is instant made no worth a louse,
Just at the bit. crisis
When thowes dissolve the snawy hoord, thaws, hoard
An' float the jinglin' icy boord,
Then water-kelpies haunt the foord, -spirits
By your direction,
An' 'nighted travelers are allur'd
To their destruction.
An' aft your moss-traversing spunkies bog-, goblins
Decoy the wight that late an' drunk is:
The bleezin, curst, mischievous monkies
Delude his eyes,
Till in some miry slough he sunk is,
Ne'er mair to rise.
When masons' mystic word an' grip
In storms an' tempests raise you up,
Some cock or cat your rage maun stop, must
Or, strange to tell!
The youngest brither ye wad whip
Aff straught to hell. straight
Lang syne, in Eden's bonnie yard, ago, garden
When youthfu' lovers first were pair'd,
And all the soul of love they shar'd,
The raptur'd hour,
Sweet on the fragrant flow'ry swaird, sward
In shady bow'r;
Then you, ye auld snick-drawing dog! scheming
Ye cam to Paradise incog,
An' play'd on man a cursed brogue, trick
(Black be your fa!)
An' gied the infant warld a shog, shake
'Maist ruin'd a'.
D'ye mind that day, when in a bizz, flurry
Wi' reekit duds, an' reestit gizz, smoky rags, scorched wig
Ye did present your smoutie phiz smutty
'Mang better folk,
An' sklented on the man of Uz squinted
Your spitefu' joke?
An' how ye gat him i' your thrall,
An' brak him out o' house an' hal', holding
While scabs an' blotches did him gall
Wi' bitter claw,
An' lows'd his ill-tongu'd wicked scaul, loosed, scold
Was warst ava? of all
But a' your doings to rehearse,
Your wily snares an' fechtin' fierce, fighting
Sin' that day Michael did you pierce,
Down to this time,
Wad ding a' Lallan tongue, or Erse, heat, Lowland
In prose or rhyme.
An' now, auld Cloots, I ken ye're thinkin', Hoofs
A certain Bardie's rantin', drinkin', roistering
Some luckless hour will send him linkin', hurrying
To your black pit;
But faith! he'll turn a corner jinkin', dodging
An' cheat you yet.
But fare you weel, auld Nickie-ben!
O wad ye tak a thought an' men'! mend
Ye aiblins might—I dinna ken—perhaps
Still hae a stake:
I'm wae to think upo' yon den,
Ev'n for your sake!
Some books are lies frae end to end,
And some great lies were never penn'd:
Ev'n ministers, they hae been kenn'd, known
In holy rapture,
A rousing whid at times to vend, fib
And nail't wi' Scripture.
But this that I am gaun to tell, going
Which lately on a night befell,
Is just as true's the Deil's in hell
Or Dublin city:
That e'er he nearer comes oursel
'S a muckle pity. great
The clachan yill had made me canty, village age, cheerful
I wasna fou, but just had plenty; full
I stacher'd whyles, but yet took tent aye staggered, heed
To free the ditches; clear
An' hillocks, stanes, an' bushes kent aye
Frae ghaists an' witches.
The rising moon began to glowre stare
The distant Cumnock hills out-owre; above
To count her horns, wi' a' my pow'r,
I set mysel;
But whether she had three or four
I cou'd na tell.
I was come round about the hill,
And todlin' down on Willie's mill,
Setting my staff, wi' a' my skill,
To keep me sicker; secure
Tho' leeward whyles, against my will,
I took a bicker. run
I there wi' Something does forgather, meet
That pat me in an eerie swither; put, ghostly dread
An awfu' scythe, out-owre ae shouther, across one shoulder
Gear-dangling, hang; hung
A three-tae'd leister on the ither -toed fish-spear
Lay large an' lang.
Its stature seem'd lang Scotch ells twa,
The queerest shape that e'er I saw,
For fient a wame it had ava: devil a belly, at all
And then its shanks,
They were as thin, as sharp an' sma'
As cheeks o' branks. sides of an ox's bridle
‘Guid-een,’ quo' I; ‘Friend! hae ye been mawin, Good-evening, mowing
When ither folk are busy sawin?’ sowing
It seem'd to mak a kind o' stan',
But naething spak;
At length says I, ‘Friend, wh'are ye gaun? going
Will ye go back?’
It spak right howe: ‘My name is Death, hollow
But be na fley'd.’—Quoth I, ‘Guid faith, frightened
Ye're maybe come to stap my breath;
But tent me, billie: heed, fellow
I red ye weel, tak care o' skaith, advise, harm
See, there's a gully!’ big knife
‘Gudeman,’ quo' he, ‘put up your whittle, knife
I'm no design'd to try its mettle;
But if I did—I wad be kittle ticklish
To be mislear'd—if mischievous
I wad na mind it, no that spittle
Out-owre my beard.’ Over
‘Weel, weel!’ says I, ‘a bargain be't;
Come, gies your hand, an' sae we're gree't; give us, agreed
We'll ease our shanks an' tak a seat—
Come, gies your news;
This while ye hae been mony a gate, road
At mony a house.’
‘Ay, ay!’ quo' he, an' shook his head,
‘It's e'en a lang, lang time indeed
Sin' I began to nick the thread,
An' choke the breath:
Folk maun do something for their bread, must
An' sae maun Death.
‘Sax thousand years are near-hand fled, well-nigh
Sin' I was to the hutching bred; butchering
An' mony a scheme in vain's been laid
To stap or scaur me; stop, scare
Till ane Hornbook's ta'en up the trade,
An' faith! he'll waur me. worst
‘Ye ken Jock Hornbook i' the clachan—village
Deil mak his king's-hood in a spleuchan! second stomach, tobacco pouch
(Author of Domestic Medicine)
He's grown sae well acquaint wi' Buchan
An' ither chaps,
The weans haud out their fingers laughin', children
And pouk my hips. poke
‘See, here's a scythe, and there's a dart—
They hae pierc'd mony a gallant heart;
But Doctor Hornbook, wi' his art
And cursed skill,
Has made them baith no worth a fart;
Damn'd haet they'll kill. Devil a thing
‘'Twas but yestreen, nae farther gane, last night
I threw a noble throw at ane—
Wi' less, I'm sure, I've hundreds slain—
But deil-ma-care!
It just play'd dirl on the bane, rang, bone
But did nae mair.
‘Hornbook was by wi' ready art,
And had sae fortified the part
That, when I lookèd to my dart,
It was sae blunt,
Fient haet o't wad hae pierc'd the heart Devil a bit
O' a kail-runt. cabbage stalk
‘I drew my scythe in sic a fury
I near-hand cowpit wi' my hurry, upset
But yet the bauld Apothecary
Withstood the shock;
I might as weel hae tried a quarry
O' hard whin rock.
‘E'en them he canna get attended,
Altho' their face he ne'er had kenn'd it,
Just sh— in a kail-blade, and send it, cabbage-leaf
As soon's he smells't,
Baith their disease, and what will mend it,
At once he tells't.
‘And then a' doctor's saws and whittles,
Of a' dimensions, shapes, an' mettles,
A' kinds o' boxes, mugs, an' bottles,
He's sure to hae;
Their Latin names as fast he rattles
As A B C.
‘Calces o' fossils, earths, and trees;
True sal-marinum o' the seas;
The farina of beans and pease,
He has't in plenty;
Aqua-fortis, what you please,
He can content ye.
‘Forbye some new uncommon weapons,—Besides
Urinus spiritus of capons;
Or mite-horn shavings, filings, scrapings,
Distill'd per se;
Sal-alkali o' midge-tail clippings,
And mony mae.’more
‘Wae's me for Johnny Ged's Hole now,’ the grave-digger's
Quoth I, ‘if that thae news be true!those
His braw calf-ward whare gowans grew grazing-plot, daisies
Sae white and bonnie,
Nae doubt they'll rive it wi' the plew; split
They'll ruin Johnie!’
The creature grain'd an eldritch laugh, groaned, weird
And says: ‘Ye needna yoke the pleugh,
Kirk-yards will soon be till'd eneugh,
Tak ye nae fear;
They'll a' be trench'd wi' mony a sheugh ditch
In twa-three year.
‘Where I kill'd ane, a fair strae-death, straw (i.e., bed)
By loss o' blood or want o' breath,
This night I'm free to tak my aith oath
That Hornbook's skill
Has clad a score i' their last claith, cloth
By drap and pill.
‘An honest wabster to his trade, weaver by
Whase wife's twa nieves were scarce weel-bred, fists
Gat tippence-worth to mend her head
When it was sair; aching
The wife slade cannie to her bed, slid quietly
But ne'er spak mair.
‘A country laird had ta'en the batts, botts
Or some curmurring in his guts, commotion
His only son for Hornbook sets,
An' pays him well:
The lad, for twa guid gimmer-pets, pet-ewes
Was laird himsel.
‘A bonnie lass, ye kenn'd her name,
Some ill-brewn drink had hov'd her wame; raised, belly
She trusts hersel, to hide the shame,
In Hornbook's care;
Horn sent her aff to her lang hame,
To hide it there.
‘That's just a swatch o' Hornbook's way; sample
Thus goes he on from day to day,
Thus does he poison, kill an' slay,
An's weel pay'd for't;
Yet stops me o' my lawfu' prey
Wi' his damn'd dirt.
‘But, hark! I'll tell you of a plot,
Tho' dinna ye be speaking o't;
I'll nail the self-conceited sot
As dead's a herrin':
Niest time we meet, I'll wad a groat, Next, wager
He gets his fairin'!’
But, just as he began to tell,
The auld kirk-hammer strak the bell struck
Some wee short hour ayont the twal, beyond, twelve
Which rais'd us baith: got us to our feet
I took the way that pleas'd mysel,
And sae did Death.
A few miscellaneous poems remain to be quoted. These do not naturally
fall into any of the major glasses of Burns's work, yet are too
important either for their intrinsic worth or the light they throw on
his character and genius to be omitted. The Elegies, of which he wrote
many, following, as has been seen, the tradition founded by Sempill of
Beltrees, may be exemplified by Tam Samson's Elegy and that on
Captain Matthew Henderson. Special phases of Scottish patriotism are
expressed in Scotch Drink, and the address To a Haggis; while more
personal is A Bard's Epitaph. In this last we have Burns's summing
up of his own character, and it closes with his recommendation of the
virtue he strove after but could never attain.