The Two Lamplighters
I niver thowt when I grew owd
I’d tak to leetin’ lamps;
I sud have said, I’d rayther pad
My hoof on t’ road wi’ tramps.
But sin I gate that skelp[1] i’ t’ mine,
I’m wankle[2] i’ my heead;
So gaffer said, I’d give ower wark
An’ leet town lamps atsteead.
At first, when I were liggin’ snug
I’ bed, warm as a bee,
’T were hard to rise and get agate
As sooin as t’ clock strake three.
An’ I were flaid to hear my steps
Echoin’ on ivery wall;
An’ flaider yet when down by t’ church
Ullets would skreek and call.
But now I’m flaid o’ nowt; I love
All unkerd[3] sounds o’ t’ neet,
Frae childer talkin’ i’ their dreams
To t’ tramp o’ p’licemen’ feet.
But most of all I love to hark
To t’ song o’ t’ birds at dawn;
They wakken up afore it gloams,
When t’ dew ligs thick on t’ lawn.
If I feel lonesome, up I look
To t’ sky aboon my heead;
An’ theer’s yon stars all glestrin’ breet,
Like daisies in a mead.
But sometimes, when I’m glowerin’ up,
I see the Lord hissen;
He’s doutin’ all yon lamps o’ Heaven
That shines on mortal men.
He lowps alang frae star to star,
As cobby[4] as can be;
Mebbe He reckons fowk’s asleep,
Wi’ niver an eye to see.
But I hae catched Him at his wark,
For all He maks no din;
He leaves a track o’ powder’d gowd[5]
To show where He has bin.
He’s got big lamps an’ laatle lamps,
An’ lamps that twinkles red;
Im capped to see Him dout ’em all
Afore I’m back i’ bed.
But He don’t laik about His wark,
Or stop to hark to t’ birds;
He minds His business, does the Lord,
An’ wastes no gaumless words.
I grow more like Him ivery day,
For all I walk so lame;
An’, happen, there will coom a time
I’ll beat Him at His game.
Thrang as Throp’s wife, I’ll dout my lamps
Afore He’s gotten so far;
An’ then I’ll shout—“I’ve won my race,
I’ve bet Him by a star.”
[1] Blow.
[2] Unsteady.
[3] Strange, eerie.
[4] Active.
[5] The Milky Way.