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Tales out of school

Chapter 13: OWLS ON A FROLIC.
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A varied collection of short pieces that alternates between humorous tall tales, travel-based adventures, and playful speculative sketches. Stories range from expeditionary and hunting anecdotes to imaginative voyages and moon-bound fancies, alongside curious essays on animals, plants, and other natural oddities. Many items blend satire and whimsy to examine human foibles and technological eccentricities, moving fluidly between anecdote, natural-history observation, and light fantasy across a diversity of lengths and tones.

OWLS ON A FROLIC.

THE OWLS UPSETTING THE LAMP.

The owls are abroad on a mad carouse,
Waking the echoes far and wide;
They whirl in a crowd through the ruined church,
Or up to the belfry glide.
The little screech-owl makes a horrid din;
While the great white owl looks wise;
And the horned owl nods his head, and blinks;
As around the lamp he flies.
The lamp is a cup, half filled with oil,
That swings from a broken beam;
And, over the traveler sleeping below,
It throws but a dusky gleam.
The owls have no fear of the burning wick—
’Tis only a cotton loop—
They’re after the oil in the swinging cup,
And down on its brim they swoop.
The weary traveler, sound asleep,
Hears naught of the noise o’erhead,
A rickety chair as a bedstead serves,
His overcoat is his bed.
With the sweep of the wings the lamp upsets,
While the gurgling oil o’erflows
With a drip, and a rush, on the great owl’s tail,
A splash on the traveler’s nose.
He’s up in a trice, and, seizing a broom,
He arms himself for a fight.
But all is still in the ruined church;
For the owls are out—and his light.