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The Bashful Earthquake, & Other Fables and Verses

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A compact collection of witty fables and light verses that personify animals, objects, and natural forces to produce playful moral and comic observations. The poems and short narratives range from brief epigrams to longer rhymed pieces, employing jaunty rhyme, absurd situations, and ironic twists to gently satirize human foibles and social pretensions. Illustrations accompany many pieces, reinforcing the whimsical tone and eccentric details while the overall mood alternates between sly humor, mild sentiment, and clever wordplay.

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Gather Kittens while you may,

Time brings only Sorrow;

And the Kittens of To-day

Will be Old Cats To-morrow.


THE DOORLESS WOLF.

I saw, one day, when times were very good,

A newly rich man walking in a wood,

Who chanced to meet, all hungry, lean, and sore,

The wolf that used to sit outside his door.

Forlorn he was, and piteous his plaint.

“Help me!” he howled. “With hunger I am faint.

It is so long since I have seen a door—

And you are rich, and you have many score.

When you’d but one, I sat by it all day;

Now you have many, I am turned away.

Help me, good sir, once more to find a place.

Prosperity now stares me in the face.”

The newly rich man, jingling all the while

The silver in his pocket, smiled a smile:

He saw a way the wolf could be of use.

“Good wolf,” said he, “you’re going to the deuce,—

The dogs, I mean,—and that will never do;

I think I’ve found a way to see you through.

I too have worries. Ever since I met

Prosperity I have been sore beset

By begging letters, charities, and cranks,

All very short in gold and long in thanks.

Now, if you’ll come and sit by my front door

From eight o’clock each morning, say, till four,

Then every one will think that I am poor,

And from their pesterings I’ll be secure.

Do you accept?” The wolf exclaimed, “I do!”

The rich man smiled; the wolf smiled; I smiled, too,

And in my little book made haste to scrawl:

“Thus affluence makes niggards of us all!”