The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Bay and Padie book
Title: The Bay and Padie book
Kiddie songs
Author: Furnley Maurice
Illustrator: Cyril Dobbs
Vera Hamilton
Release date: June 20, 2007 [eBook #21874]
Most recently updated: January 2, 2021
Language: English
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"Do you like ours 'n' father's new book, Bay?"
"Aw, there's not any picture of the Santa-cart written in it!"
What a lot of lots of things
For little boys to like!
THE BAY AND PADIE BOOK
When you're coming in the door
Please come gently, very gently!
Micky might be on the floor!
Fact, he might be anywhere!
Near the hallstand, by the stair!
Hush! Step gently, very gently!
When you're coming in the door.
The Writer wishes to thank the Editor of "The Bulletin," Sydney, for permission to reprint "Nonsense Immortal," and the Editor of "The Triad," Sydney, for a similar courtesy regarding "Kitchen Lullaby" and "Little Boys."
The
BAY AND PADIE
BOOK
KIDDIE SONGS
By
FURNLEY MAURICE
Illustrations by
VERA HAMILTON
and
CYRIL DOBBS
Commonwealth of Australia
Sydney J. Endacott
Melbourne
1917
First Edition November 1917
Second Edition February 1918
Wholly set up and printed in Australia at the Galleon Press, Norris-street, Surrey Hills, Vic., for Sydney J. Endacott, 14 Cumming-street, Moonee Vale, Vic.
THE SHADOW SHOW
Funny crowds of dodging folk,
Trams that run along with sparks,
Sofa games and pillow larks,
Grubs and ponies, worms and tigers,
Sparrows on the tree,
Oh!
What a lot of lots of things
For little boys to see!
Woodmen driving broken carts,
Minahs on the chimney tops,
Swallows dodging near the shops,
Barking pups that make the postman
Fall down off his bike;
Oh!
What a lot of lots of things
For little boys to like!
Pastry from the pastrycook's,
Circuses and Mentone sand,
Musics of the soldier band,
Chocolates wrapped in silver paper
So they won't get wet;
Oh!
What a lot of lots of things
For little boys to get!
Tip-toe, Tip-toe, hush the noise,
There's a wide-eye-whisper tune;
Micky's making songs for boys;
Sleepy after the afternoon.
THE SOLDIER BAND
Inside the pastry shop they saw me last.
They don't know where I've got to, for I've runned from where they think;
I heard the soldier band go marching past.
A cab-horse jumped into the air and bumped against a lamp.
Ta—rah—ra—rah, the trumpets go telling the boys to come,
And always and all the time, bang goes the drum.
I don't care where I walk or who I meet,
I'm following the band away to where the musics grow,
I'm hitting my boots heavy on the street.
And find the funny place where soldiers go
To fill their trumpets with the noise they blow among the crowd—
It's not a tea and pastry shop I know.
Anyone seen Micky here?
Him that lives above the ceiling.
Sometimes far and sometimes near,
Boys have heard his little squealing.
And try to let no trams run over me;
If I'm a long, long way from home, the band will play me back,
That's if I'm good and never spill my tea.
With silver top and tassels red and blue;
I'll tell my little brother to be carrying the flag,
While I call out and tell him how to do.
And if I'm lost there's bound to be a noise;
If fathers want their children, they should make the policeman stop
The music of the bands that steal the boys.
A captain with a silver sword is marching them to camp.
Ta—rah—ra—rah, the trumpets go, telling the boys to come,
And always and all the time, bang goes the drum.
Hush, you, hush! I heard a patter
On the 'randah, in the wet!
Now 'n again, we've heard him chatter,
But we've never seen him yet.
INVALID
Dote cub back udtil I say,
That wote be for beddy a day.
When I ab kept id bed,
Ad rubbed ad poultised for to cure
The cold that's id be head?
With dothig od be feet,
Ad subthig's coffig id be deck
Ad all be head's a heat.
Dote rud the cart so hard!
For tissudt fair, just wud of us
To rud arowd the yard.
Or sig a little sog,
The coffig cubs idtoo be deck
Ad tickles dredful strog.
He'd dot be log he said—
If this is jist a cold it bust
Be awful to be dead!
Ibe tired of blocks ad books;
I've cowted all the ceilig lides,
I've thought of sheep ad chooks.
I've drawed a pipe to sboke;
Just wed I thought I was asleep
I wedt ad thought I woke!
Tip-toe, tip-toe, through the house,
'Round the pantry, down the hall.
P'raps he's only just a mouse;
P'raps he's nuffing real at all.
Ad wot's the good of raid?
Ad wot's the good of eddythig
Wed all your head's a paid?
Ad dote cub back udtil I say,
Ad that wote be for beddy a day.
WHOM THE GODS LOVE
Dainty and perfectly made,
That when he kicks at the sunbeams there,
Out on the grass in his cradle chair,
Somehow I feel afraid.
Real beauty was always a bane,
If the gods get to know of his baby wiles,
Of his firm round limbs, or his magic smiles,
They'll want him back again.
Hush, you! Hush! I think I hear
Just a little noise of humming!
If you see him waiting near
Please don't whisper him we're coming!
LITTLE BOYS
Some die in snowy Buffaloes and some turn home;
I've done the Alps and Apennines, and Naples to the moon,
For fancies cover splendid ground in a Summer afternoon.
And then I come to gloryland, and whom do I see there
But little Boyo Browneyes and Billy Wirehair?
Follow me with questionings and laughter and surprise;
Little cheeky pixie boys whom nothing can suppress,
Whose pandects, codes and institutes are bound in mother's "Yes."
Black-currants sticking to each face and pancakes in each fist.
Four fists that is, all over jam, and four black sticky lips
Just come from playing motor-chairs and sailing sofa-ships.
And if you wander on the lawn untended in the dark
With tricycles and wheelbarrows your shins will lose some bark!
Someone smashed the photo-lady;
Who upset the pot of musk?
Was it Micky? Was it Padie
Hunting Micky in the dusk?
To little Boyo Browneyes and Billy Wirehair?
I'm hauling on the shear-head with a length of yellow rope;
No matter where I'm wandering, in dreaming or in fact,
Wool-loaded down the blacksoil plains or past the desert tract,
About the city clamorous with many brakes and bells,
It takes no sweep of wizard wand nor moonlit fairy spells
To bring me back to kitchen land, and whom do I see there
But little Boyo Browneyes and Billy Wirehair!
PEEP SONG
Down the street in the dark—
And Saturday night's the picture night,
When bands play in the park.
We do the pillow-peep,
To see what things the fairies brought
While two boys were asleep.
In the after afternoons
When there comes big starey moons,
Often we've heard Micky playing
By the window, fairy tunes.
But I don't know what he's saying
In the after afternoons.
NATURE STUDY
And peeped out of the spout,
And said: "If it wasn't for that young man
I'm sure I could get out!"
And the two boys wondered, afraid,
When he carried the mouse to a garden plot
And played, and played, and played.
THE SKY IN THE POOL
Sand and water meet,
There's a little wooden stool,
Marks of little feet.
Mother called to-day;
Mother called and no one came,
Someone was away.
Whose broth was very cool,
Stuttering in wonderment,
"The sky is in the pool!"
Depths of all pool-skies,
The soul's wonder, the heart's fear,
Were gathered in his eyes.
Anyone seen Micky, say,
On the Coota-wattle perching?
He might know and run away
If he knows we're searching, searching.
NEELY LORST
And some haves only dresses on and some of 'em haves wings,
They nibble dandelions for meat, they drink the bubble frorf,
They never spill their cocoa-milk all down the table-clorf,
They never cry because it hurts, they always eat their brorf.
And Padie left the table that was full of things to eat,
He galloped for the music that seemed not so far away,
And neely found the fairies where the trumpet used to play!
He neely fell into the creek through looking round and round.
A naughty sea-shell cutted him, he had a bleedy toe,
He lorst one Sunday sandal and he didn't seem to know;
He only stood and wondered why all fairies live in moons,
And go home in the twilight with their trumpets blowing tunes.
When he talks to Bay and me,
Micky doesn't seem to know
It's too far for boys to see,
If he's in the trellis tree;
It's too damp for boys to go
Hunting in the grass below.
A WHISPER SONG
Please come gently, very gently!
Micky might be on the floor!
Fact, he might be anywhere!
Near the hallstand, by the stair!
Hush! step gently, very gently!
When you're coming in the door.
There's a wide-eye-whisper tune!
Micky's making songs for boys
Sleepy after the afternoon.
Him that lives above the ceiling?
Sometimes far and sometimes near
Boys have heard his little squealing.
On the 'randah in the wet!
Now'n again we've heard him chatter,
But we've never seen him yet.
'Round the pantry, down the hall!
P'raps he's only just a mouse,
P'raps he's nuffing real at all.
Just a little noise of humming!
If you see him waiting near,
Please don't whisper him we're coming.
Who upset the pot of musk?
Was it Micky? Was it Padie
Hunting Micky in the dusk?
On the rafters in the night,
I've heard little footmarks trot;
And I watch the candle light,
Wondering if it's him or not.
When there comes big, starey moons,
Often we've heard Micky playing
By the window, fairy tunes;
But I don't know what he's saying
In the after afternoons.
On the Coota-wattle perching?
He might know and run away
If he knows we're searching, searching.
Micky doesn't seem to know
It's too far for boys to see
If he's in the trellis tree;
It's too damp for boys to go
Hunting in the grass below.
I've heard little footmarks trot;
And I watch the candle light,
Wondering if it's him or not.
Watches children while they sleeping;
'Round about the attic stair
Sometimes mother saw him peeping.
He's a wide-eye whisper fairy;
Very kind to girls and boys,
Very shy and most contrary.
There's a wide-eye whisper tune!
Micky's telling songs to boys
Sleepy after the afternoon.
Micky's always everywhere;
Watches children while they sleeping.
Round about the attic stair
Sometimes mother saw him peeping.
THE LADY NANCY
Always every day
Somefing comes and compradicks
Everyfing I play.
And I digged me toe,
Why do I do that for?
I don't know!
Sufi won't be chased:
I falled over the wheelbarrow
And hurted all me waist.
And laid them in a row,
I told the wind to stop away
And not come round and blow.
And brushed the lot away:
Daddie, Gord's been 'noying me
All this day.
THE HANGING SWORD
All hot for alarms, and game—
But I'm not the fellow I was before
The little babies came.
I pause, I start, I flee!
For what would happen to my little boys
If a tram ran over me?
Micky doesn't like much noise,
He's a wide-eye-whisper fairy,
Very kind to girls and boys,
Very shy and most contrary.
NONSENSE IMMORTAL
Out of the hearts of unknown loons,
In toothless mouths of old soothsayers,
On hairy lips of wandering players
Come the lullabies, come the croons.
Blood has flowed in the runnels deep,
Beacons have broken and faiths been squandered;
Through dank forests these songs have wandered
Quietly crooning our babes to sleep.
Crooned by the Oxus ever endure!
Epics of valour and throne romances
Have much honour and take big chances,
But the clowns who sang for the babes are sure.
Priest-made destinies and lord-made law,
The goblin leered from the monarch's shoulder
And, his sight being true and his young heart bolder,
'Twas only the goblin the baby saw!
A ball on the floor of the nursery room
The red earth rolls, for what can matter
If old John Spratt licks clean his platter
And the brown cows go to the broom?
Tip-toe, tip-toe! Hush the noise!
There's a wide-eye-whisper tune!
Micky's telling songs to boys,
Sleepy after the afternoon.
THE ROAD OF NOW AND THEN
King and prince and silver knight
March through stories grandma tells
When the winter fire's alight.
People who have never died;
Fairies float and trumpets blow,
Pretty soldiers fence and bow,
On the Road from Long Ago,
Long Ago till Now.
There's its picture in the book;
Roses, wreaths and banners float
'Round the head of Captain Cook.
Ladies rode with bells and chains,
Horses rugged in white and gold,
Feather-legged with plaited manes.
Wearing thinner clothes than silk.
Riding from the cattle show
On her bull as white as milk.
Kelly made the bankers jump;
Leichardt was a camel-man
Riding on a camel-hump.
Gentle-folk and bullock-men,
Cracking whips and wearing starch
On the Road of Now and Then
When you're coming in the door
Please come gently, very gently!
Micky might be on the floor!
Fact, he might be anywhere!
Near the hallstand, by the stair!
Hush! step gently, very gently!
When you're coming in the door.
All the people that we know.
Oh! what wonders grandmas show,
Spectacles on brow,
'Bout the Road from Long Ago,
Long Ago, Long Ago,
'Bout the Road from Long Ago,
Long Ago till Now.
SLEEP SONG
'Possums by the moon;
Tea and bread-and-honey time,
Sleep-time soon.
The beautiful, the true,
Are nothing to the phantasy
The closed eyes view.
Tip-toe, Tip-toe, hush the noise,
There's a wide-eye-whisper tune;
Micky's making songs for boys;
Sleepy after the afternoon.
KITCHEN LULLABY
Don't let the dipper or the gruel pot fall!
The ole blind's flapping
And the little dog's snapping
At the butcher and the baker and the woodman when they call.
Ssh! ssh! ssh! did the milky make him start?
Little boy sleeping, sleeping, sleeping,
Little boy sleeping at his mother's heart.
Keep his little hands down, shut his little eyes;
For the boys are larking
And the dogs are barking
And he can't go to bye-low though he tries and tries.
Blinking at the fairies who are wanting him to go;
Little boy thinking, thinking, thinking,
Little boy thinking if he will or no.
Better on the lawn is it? Watching spriggies play?
Minahs and starlings,
But no such darlings
As the little boy that's never been to sleep this day.
Dee, dee, softly his mother sings;
Little boy dreaming, dreaming, dreaming,
Fluttering to bye-low on bull-fly wings.
Anyone seen Micky here?
Him that lives above the ceiling.
Sometimes far and sometimes near,
Boys have heard his little squealing.
BARTER
Softly buckled round their toes,
Rompers wrought in butcher blues,
That's the way the money goes.
Fabrics foaming in the breeze;
In the Winter muffling wool—
We must buy our kiddies these.
Mantles soft that flow and fall,
All the very best of foods,
All the very best of all.
Anxious watchings night and day,
Kisses if they laugh or weep,
So the ripe hours rush away.
We may not serve visions, too)
With our high neglected dreams,
With great things we meant to do.