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A series of interlinked episodes narrated by a middle-aged bachelor who moves through teas, parties, and domestic encounters while reflecting on courtship, friendship, and marriage. The first-person voice sketches conversations and small dramas involving his sister, old companions, and assorted acquaintances, shifting between light comedy and gentle irony. Each vignette presents social manners, romantic pretensions, and personal foibles with wry observation, combining anecdote and sentiment to explore the pleasures, absurdities, and modest moral reckonings of remaining unwed in a lively social circle.

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Title: The Compleat Bachelor

Author: Oliver Onions

Release date: April 30, 2014 [eBook #45539]
Most recently updated: October 24, 2024

Language: English

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'When the Rain raineth and the Goose winketh,
Little wots the Gosling what the Goose thinketh.


Copyright, 1900
by Harper & Brothers
Copyright, 1901
by Frederick A. Stokes Co.
TO
FRANK GELETT BURGESS
THESE UNPREMEDITATIONS WERE
AND ARE INSCRIBED
EPISODES.
PAGE
I.SUGAR AND LEMON1
II.A HYPOTHETICAL CASE10
III.A MILITARY MANŒUVRE21
IV.A CHILDREN’S PARTY32
V.THE IDEAL IN PERIL47
VI.A CORNER IN TREACLE58
VII.THREE’S COMPANY69
VIII.A VETERAN RECRUIT81
IX.THE ETHICS OF ANGLING97
X.AN UNDRESS REHEARSAL109
XI.QUEEN OF LOVE AND BEAUTY122
XII.A MODERN SABINE137
XIII.POT LUCK150
XIV.THE THINGS THAT ARE CÆSAR’S165
XV.SETTLING DAY179

THE COMPLEAT BACHELOR