The Happy Hare
sang the Happy Hare one misty morning.
As he was walking along he chanced to meet the Croaking Crocodile who greeted him saying:
The Crocodile shed real tears and the Happy Hare said:
So, they went on a journey to find the Weather Man, and they met many animals as they passed along the Winding Road for half of a half of a quarter of a mile.
They bowed to all the animals they met and inquired what kind of weather they wanted.
The Croaking Crocodile said:
So, Pussy Whiskers followed on behind, but Old Web-Foot the Duck had heard her remark, and as she thoroughly enjoyed wet weather she said:
The Happy Hare skipped on ahead but the Croaking Crocodile invited Old Web-Foot to go with them, and they went on for half of a half of a quarter of a mile, until they met Chatter-Box, the monkey, who said:
He was glad to go on the journey to the Weather Man. Next they met Snowball, the Polar Bear sighing:
Before the Croaking Crocodile could make a remark
Just at this very minute they met a little old man in a little old brown suit, carrying a little old brown umbrella.
“I Come From a Cold Country, As You Know,
How I Enjoy the Ice and Snow.”
They all bowed politely and said:
To this, the little old man bowed politely and said:
The Happy Hare said, in reply:
The Weather Man smiled and remarked:
Then all the animals began to shout together:
The Happy Hare landed on his feet after he had been blown half of a half of a quarter of a mile saying:
The Croaking Crocodile remarked:
Pussy Whiskers and Web-Foot and Chatter-Box and Snowball sat down in a circle and tried to get their breath and they remarked in concert:
Now, if one ever notices a day half rain and half sunshine, half hot and half cold, one will know that the animals have gone to visit the Weather Man,
Perhaps if one wears Fairy Spectacles, one can see the Happy Hare peeping out of his wee little house in the woods, and one may hear him singing, as I did once,
“Hello, Little Boy, in the White Night Gown”