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An elderly man becomes obsessed with a sensational theory that gland grafting can restore youth and volunteers for an experimental operation using a captured gorilla. Buoyed by early success, he pursues an old romance and organizes a band of aged companions to travel abroad, seize more apes, and harvest glands for widespread rejuvenation. Their expedition mixes comic misadventure and jungle peril, medical tinkering and social farce, as logistical problems and human expectations complicate the plan. The resulting transformations and disappointments prompt ironic observations about the desire for youth, scientific ambition, and the unpredictability of tampering with nature.

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Title: The Gland Stealers

Author: Bertram Gayton

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Language: English

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THE GLAND STEALERS


WHAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT

Gran'pa is ninety-five, possessed of £100,000, a fertile imagination, and a good physique. He sees in the papers accounts of the theory of rejuvenation by means of gland-grafting.

Nothing will satisfy him but that the experiment should be made upon himself. He acquires a gorilla, a hefty murderous brute, and the operation is performed with success. That is only the beginning.

He next determines to dig out an old love, and make her young, too; and Sally, a dear old lady of seventy, arrives upon the scene.

Inspired to philanthropy by the thrill of regained youth, Gran'pa decides to take a hundred or so old men to Africa, capture a like number of gorillas, and borrow their glands.

There are thrilling adventures with the gorillas, whilst the old gentlemen supply the comedy—there are not enough glands to go round. The result of the operations is a surprise to all, particularly to the old gentlemen themselves.


THE GLAND STEALERS

BY
BERTRAM GAYTON

PHILADELPHIA & LONDON
J. B. LIPPINCOTT COMPANY
1922


COPYRIGHT, 1922, BY J. B. LIPPINCOTT COMPANY

PRINTED BY THE J. B. LIPPINCOTT COMPANY
AT THE WASHINGTON SQUARE PRESS
PHILADELPHIA, U. S. A.


TO
MARGUERITA


CONTENTS

CHAPTER   PAGE
I. Gran'pa Hears the News 9
II. Gran'pa Buys a Monkey 24
III. We Inspect Alfred 38
IV. The Avenue has a Surprise 53
V. The Dug-out in the Garden 72
VI. Gran'pa Reforms 86
VII. Mr. Stringer Comes to Breakfast 98
VIII. We Set Out for Bristol 114
IX. Gran'pa Digs up an Old Romance 132
X. The Massing of the Ancients 151
XI. The Gorilla Country 169
XII. In the Jungle 189
XIII. The Gorilla at Home 217
XIV. The Capture of Little Willie 237
XV. A Gorilla Breaks Loose 254
XVI. The Ancients Cast Lots 274
XVII. Sally Slips Back 294