The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Gland Stealers
Title: The Gland Stealers
Author: Bertram Gayton
Release date: May 16, 2015 [eBook #48975]
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Language: English
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THE GLAND STEALERS
WHAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT
Gran'pa is ninety-five, possessed of £100,000, a fertile imagination, and a good physique. He sees in the papers accounts of the theory of rejuvenation by means of gland-grafting.
Nothing will satisfy him but that the experiment should be made upon himself. He acquires a gorilla, a hefty murderous brute, and the operation is performed with success. That is only the beginning.
He next determines to dig out an old love, and make her young, too; and Sally, a dear old lady of seventy, arrives upon the scene.
Inspired to philanthropy by the thrill of regained youth, Gran'pa decides to take a hundred or so old men to Africa, capture a like number of gorillas, and borrow their glands.
There are thrilling adventures with the gorillas, whilst the old gentlemen supply the comedy—there are not enough glands to go round. The result of the operations is a surprise to all, particularly to the old gentlemen themselves.
THE GLAND STEALERS
BY
BERTRAM GAYTON
PHILADELPHIA & LONDON
J. B. LIPPINCOTT COMPANY
1922
COPYRIGHT, 1922, BY J. B. LIPPINCOTT COMPANY
PRINTED BY THE J. B. LIPPINCOTT COMPANY
AT THE WASHINGTON SQUARE PRESS
PHILADELPHIA, U. S. A.
TO
MARGUERITA
CONTENTS
| CHAPTER | PAGE | |
| I. | Gran'pa Hears the News | 9 |
| II. | Gran'pa Buys a Monkey | 24 |
| III. | We Inspect Alfred | 38 |
| IV. | The Avenue has a Surprise | 53 |
| V. | The Dug-out in the Garden | 72 |
| VI. | Gran'pa Reforms | 86 |
| VII. | Mr. Stringer Comes to Breakfast | 98 |
| VIII. | We Set Out for Bristol | 114 |
| IX. | Gran'pa Digs up an Old Romance | 132 |
| X. | The Massing of the Ancients | 151 |
| XI. | The Gorilla Country | 169 |
| XII. | In the Jungle | 189 |
| XIII. | The Gorilla at Home | 217 |
| XIV. | The Capture of Little Willie | 237 |
| XV. | A Gorilla Breaks Loose | 254 |
| XVI. | The Ancients Cast Lots | 274 |
| XVII. | Sally Slips Back | 294 |