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The Great Big Treasury of Beatrix Potter

Chapter 20: GINGER AND PICKLES
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This collection presents a series of short, illustrated tales about anthropomorphic animals—rabbits, squirrels, mice, hedgehogs, ducks, and frogs—whose small-scale adventures revolve around gardens, farmyards, and domestic interiors. Episodes range from a mischievous young rabbit's risky visit to a gardener's plot to encounters with a defiant squirrel, a besieged hen, playful kittens, and a frog's watery expedition, mixing gentle humor, cautionary mishaps, and acts of care. The stories emphasize curiosity, consequence, neighborliness, and vivid details of rural life.

               "Bacon and eggs, bacon and
               eggs!" clucked a hen on a perch.

               "Trap, trap, trap! cackle, cackle,
               cackle!" scolded the disturbed
               cockerel. "To market, to market!
               jiggettyjig!" clucked a broody white
               hen roosting next to him. Pigling
               Bland, much alarmed, determined
               to leave at daybreak. In the meantime,
               he and the hens fell asleep.

               In less than an hour they were all
               awakened. The owner, Mr. Peter
               Thomas Piperson, came with a lantern
               and a hamper to catch six
               fowls to take to market in the
               morning.

               He grabbed the white hen roosting
               next to the cock; then his eye
               fell upon Pigling Bland, squeezed
               up in a corner. He made a singular
               remark—"Hallo, here's another!"
               —seized Pigling by the scruff of the
               neck, and dropped him into the
               hamper. Then he dropped in five
               more dirty, kicking, cackling hens
               upon the top of Pigling Bland.

               The hamper containing six fowls
               and a young pig was no light
               weight; it was taken down hill,
               unsteadily, with jerks. Pigling,
               although nearly scratched to pieces,
               contrived to hide the papers and
               peppermints inside his clothes.

               At last the hamper was bumped
               down upon a kitchen floor, the lid
               was opened, and Pigling was lifted
               out. He looked up, blinking, and
               saw an offensively ugly elderly
               man, grinning from ear to ear.

               "This one's come of himself,
               whatever," said Mr. Piperson, turning
               Pigling's pockets inside out. He
               pushed the hamper into a corner,
               threw a sack over it to keep the
               hens quiet, put a pot on the fire,
               and unlaced his boots.

               Pigling Bland drew forward a
               coppy stool, and sat on the edge of
               it, shyly warming his hands. Mr.
               Piperson pulled off a boot and
               threw it against the wainscot at the
               further end of the kitchen. There
               was a smothered noise—"Shut
               up!" said Mr. Piperson. Pigling
               Bland warmed his hands, and eyed
               him.

               Mr. Piperson pulled off the other
               boot and flung it after the first,
               there was again a curious noise—
               "Be quiet, will ye?" said Mr. Piperson.
               Pigling Bland sat on the very
               edge of the coppy stool.

               Mr. Piperson fetched meal from
               a chest and made porridge, it
               seemed to Pigling that something
               at the further end of the kitchen
               was taking a suppressed interest in
               the cooking; but he was too hungry
               to be troubled by noises.

               Mr. Piperson poured out three
               platefuls: for himself, for Pigling,
               and a third-after glaring at Pigling—
               he put away with much scuffling,
               and locked up. Pigling Bland
               ate his supper discreetly.

               After supper Mr. Piperson consulted
               an almanac, and felt Pigling's
               ribs; it was too late in the
               season for curing bacon, and he
               grudged his meal. Besides, the hens
               had seen this pig.

               He looked at the small remains
               of a flitch [side of bacon], and then
               looked undecidedly at Pigling. "You
               may sleep on the rug," said Mr.
               Peter Thomas Piperson.

               Pigling Bland slept like a top. In
               the morning Mr. Piperson made
               more porridge; the weather was
               warmer. He looked how much
               meal was left in the chest, and
               seemed dissatisfied—"You'll likely
               be moving on again?" said he to
               Pigling Bland.

               Before Pigling could reply, a
               neighbor, who was giving Mr. Piperson
               and the hens a lift, whistled
               from the gate. Mr. Piperson hurried
               out with the hamper, enjoining
               Pigling to shut the door behind him
               and not meddle with nought; or
               "I'll come back and skin ye!" said
               Mr. Piperson.

               It crossed Pigling's mind that if
               HE had asked for a lift, too, he
               might still have been in time for
               market.

               But he distrusted Peter Thomas.

               After finishing breakfast at his
               leisure, Pigling had a look round
               the cottage; everything was locked
               up. He found some potato peelings
               in a bucket in the back kitchen.
               Pigling ate the peel, and washed up
               the porridge plates in the bucket.
               He sang while he worked—

                    "Tom with his pipe made such a noise,
                    He called up all the girls and boys—
                    "And they all ran to hear him play,
                         "Over the hills and far away!—"

               Suddenly a little smothered voice
               chimed in—

                    "Over the hills and a great way off,
                    The wind shall blow my top knot
                         off."

               Pigling Bland put down a plate
               which he was wiping, and listened.

               After a long pause, Pigling went
               on tiptoe and peeped round the
               door into the front kitchen; there
               was nobody there.

               After another pause, Pigling
               approached the door of the locked
               cupboard, and snuffed at the keyhole.
               It was quite quiet.

               After another long pause, Pigling
               pushed a peppermint under the
               door. It was sucked in immediately.

               In the course of the day Pigling
               pushed in all his remaining six
               peppermints.

               When Mr. Piperson returned, he
               found Pigling sitting before the fire;
               he had brushed up the hearth and
               put on the pot to boil; the meal was
               not get-at-able.

               Mr. Piperson was very affable; he
               slapped Pigling on the back, made
               lots of porridge and forgot to lock
               the meal chest. He did lock the
               cupboard door; but without properly
               shutting it. He went to bed early,
               and told Pigling upon no account
               to disturb him next day before
               twelve o'clock.

               Pigling Bland sat by the fire,
               eating his supper.
               All at once at his elbow, a little
               voice spoke—"My name is Pig-wig.
               Make me more porridge, please!"
               Pigling Bland jumped, and looked
               round.

               A perfectly lovely little black
               Berkshire pig stood smiling beside
               him. She had twinkly little screwed
               up eyes, a double chin, and a short
               turned up nose.

               She pointed at Pigling's plate; he
               hastily gave it to her, and fled to
               the meal chest—"How did you
               come here?" asked Pigling Bland.

               "Stolen," replied Pig-wig, with
               her mouth full. Pigling helped himself
               to meal without scruple. "What
               for?" "Bacon, hams," replied Pig-
               wig cheerfully. "Why on earth don't
               you run away?" exclaimed the
               horrified Pigling.

               "I shall after supper," said Pig-
               wig decidedly.

               Pigling Bland made more porridge
               and watched her shyly.

               She finished a second plate, got
               up, and looked about her, as
               though she were going to start.

               "You can't go in the dark," said
               Pigling Bland.

               Pig-wig looked anxious.

               "Do you know your way by day-
               light?"

               "I know we can see this little
               white house from the hills across
               the river. Which way are you going,
               Mr. Pig?"

               "To market—I have two pig
               papers. I might take you to the bridge;
               if you have no objection," said
               Pigling much confused and sitting
               on the edge of his coppy stool. Pig-
               wig's gratitude was such and she
               asked so many questions that it
               became embarrassing to Pigling
               Bland.

               He was obliged to shut his eyes
               and pretend to sleep. She became
               quiet, and there was a smell of
               peppermint.

               "I thought you had eaten them?"
               said Pigling, waking suddenly.

               "Only the corners," replied Pig-
               wig, studying the sentiments with
               much interest by the firelight.

               "I wish you wouldn't; he might
               smell them through the ceiling,"
               said the alarmed Pigling.

               Pig-wig put back the sticky
               peppermints into her pocket; "Sing
               something," she demanded.

               "I am sorry. . . I have tooth-
               ache," said Pigling much dismayed.

               "Then I will sing," replied Pig-
               wig, "You will not mind if I say
               iddy tidditty? I have forgotten some
               of the words."

               Pigling Bland made no objection;
               he sat with his eyes half shut, and
               watched her.

               She wagged her head and rocked
               about, clapping time and singing in
               a sweet little grunty voice—

                "A funny old mother pig lived in a stye,
                    and three little piggies had she;
                "(Ti idditty idditty) umph, umph,
                    umph! and the little pigs said wee,
                    wee!"
               She sang successfully through
               three or four verses, only at every
               verse her head nodded a little
               lower, and her little twinkly eyes
               closed up—

                "Those three little piggies grew peaky
                    and lean, and lean they might very
                    well be;
                "For somehow they couldn't say umph,
                    umph, umph! and they wouldn't
                    say wee, wee, wee!
                "For somehow they couldn't say—
               Pig-wig's head bobbed lower and
               lower, until she rolled over, a little
               round ball, fast asleep on the
               hearth-rug.

               Pigling Bland, on tiptoe, covered
               her up with an antimacassar.

               He was afraid to go to sleep himself;
               for the rest of the night he sat
               listening to the chirping of the
               crickets and to the snores of Mr.
               Piperson overhead.

               Early in the morning, between
               dark and daylight, Pigling tied up
               his little bundle and woke up Pig-
               wig. She was excited and half-
               frightened. "But it's dark! How can
               we find our way?"

               "The cock has crowed; we must
               start before the hens come out; they
               might shout to Mr. Piperson."

               Pig-wig sat down again, and
               commenced to cry.
               "Come away Pig-wig; we can see
               when we get used to it. Come! I can
               hear them clucking!"

               Pigling had never said shuh! to a
               hen in his life, being peaceable;
               also he remembered the hamper.

               He opened the house door quietly
               and shut it after them. There was
               no garden; the neighborhood of
               Mr. Piperson's was all scratched up
               by fowls. They slipped away hand
               in hand across an untidy field to
               the road.
                "Tom, Tom the piper's son, stole a pig
                    and away he ran!
                "But all the tune that he could play, was
                    `Over the hills and far away!'"
               "Come Pig-wig, we must get to
               the bridge before folks are stirring."

               "Why do you want to go to
               market, Pigling?" inquired Pig-wig.

               The sun rose while they were
               crossing the moor, a dazzle of light
               over the tops of the hills. The sunshine
               crept down the slopes into
               the peaceful green valleys, where
               little white cottages nestled in
               gardens and orchards.

               "That's Westmorland," said Pig-
               wig. She dropped Pigling's hand
               and commenced to dance, singing—
               presently. "I don't want; I want to
               grow potatoes." "Have a peppermint?"
               said Pig-wig. Pigling Bland
               refused quite crossly. "Does your
               poor toothy hurt?" inquired Pig-
               wig. Pigling Bland grunted.

               Pig-wig ate the peppermint herself,
               and followed the opposite side
               of the road. "Pig-wig! keep under
               the wall, there's a man ploughing."
               Pig-wig crossed over, they hurried
               down hill towards the county
               boundary.

               Suddenly Pigling stopped; he
               heard wheels.

               Slowly jogging up the road below
               them came a tradesman's cart. The
               reins flapped on the horse's back,
               the grocer was reading a newspaper.

               "Take that peppermint out of
               your mouth, Pig-wig, we may have
               to run. Don't say one word. Leave it
               to me. And in sight of the bridge!"
               said poor Pigling, nearly crying.
               He began to walk frightfully lame,
               holding Pig-wig's arm.

               The grocer, intent upon his
               newspaper, might have passed
               them, if his horse had not shied
               and snorted. He pulled the cart
               crossways, and held down his
               whip. "Hallo? Where are you going
               to?"—Pigling Bland stared at him
               vacantly.

               "Are you deaf? Are you going to
               market?" Pigling nodded slowly.

               "I thought as much. It was
               yesterday. Show me your license?"

               Pigling stared at the off hind
               shoe of the grocer's horse which
               had picked up a stone.

               The grocer flicked his whip—
               "Papers? Pig license?" Pigling fumbled
               in all his pockets, and handed
               up the papers. The grocer read
               them, but still seemed dissatisfied.
               "This here pig is a young lady; is
               her name Alexander?" Pig-wig
               opened her mouth and shut it
               again; Pigling coughed asthmatically.

               The grocer ran his finger down
               the advertisement column of his
               newspaper—"Lost, stolen or
               strayed, 10S. reward;" he looked
               suspiciously at Pig-wig. Then he
               stood up in the trap, and whistled
               for the ploughman.

               "You wait here while I drive on
               and speak to him," said the grocer,
               gathering up the reins. He knew
               that pigs are slippery; but surely,
               such a VERY lame pig could never
               run!

               "Not yet, Pig-wig, he will look
               back." The grocer did so; he saw the
               two pigs stock-still in the middle
               of the road. Then he looked over at
               his horse's heels; it was lame also;
               the stone took some time to knock
               out, after he got to the ploughman.

               "Now, Pig-wig, NOW!" said
               Pigling Bland.

               Never did any pigs run as these
               pigs ran! They raced and squealed
               and pelted down the long white hill
               towards the bridge. Little fat Pig-
               wig's petticoats fluttered, and her
               feet went pitter, patter, pitter, as
               she bounded and jumped.

               They ran, and they ran, and they
               ran down the hill, and across a
               short cut on level green turf at the
               bottom, between pebble beds and
               rushes.

               They came to the river, they
               came to the bridge—they crossed it
               hand in hand—then over the hills
               and far away she danced with Pigling
               Bland!








GINGER AND PICKLES

               [Dedicated
               With very kind regards to old Mr. John Taylor,
               Who "thinks he might pass as a dormouse,"
               (Three years in bed and never a grumble!).]
               Once upon a time there was
               a village shop. The name over
               the window was "Ginger and
               Pickles."

               It was a little small shop
               just the right size for Dolls—
               Lucinda and Jane Doll-cook
               always bought their groceries
               at Ginger and Pickles.

               The counter inside was a
               convenient height for rabbits.
               Ginger and Pickles sold red
               spotty pocket handkerchiefs at
               a penny three farthings.

               They also sold sugar, and
               snuff and galoshes.

               In fact, although it was
               such a small shop it sold
               nearly everything—except a
               few things that you want in
               a hurry—like bootlaces, hair-
               pins and mutton chops.

               Ginger and Pickles were the
               people who kept the shop.
               Ginger was a yellow tomcat,
               and Pickles was a terrier.

               The rabbits were always a
               little bit afraid of Pickles.
               The shop was also patronized
               by mice—only the mice
               were rather afraid of Ginger.

               Ginger usually requested
               Pickles to serve them, because
               he said it made his mouth
               water.

               "I cannot bear," said he, "to
               see them going out at the door
               carrying their little parcels."

               "I have the same feeling
               about rats," replied Pickles,
               "but it would never do to eat
               our customers; they would
               leave us and go to Tabitha
               Twitchit's."

               "On the contrary, they
               would go nowhere," replied
               Ginger gloomily.

               (Tabitha Twitchit kept the
               only other shop in the village.
               She did not give credit.)

               But there is no money in
               what is called the "till."

               Ginger and Pickles gave
               unlimited credit.

               Now the meaning of
               "credit" is this—when a customer
               buys a bar of soap, instead
               of the customer pulling
               out a purse and paying for it
               —she says she will pay another
               time.

               And Pickles makes a low
               bow and says, "With pleasure,
               madam," and it is written
               down in a book.

               The customers come again
               and again, and buy quantities,
               in spite of being afraid of
               Ginger and Pickles.
               The customers came in
               crowds every day and bought
               quantities, especially the
               toffee customers. But there was
               always no money; they never
               paid for as much as a penny-
               worth of peppermints.

               But the sales were enormous,
               ten times as large as
               Tabitha Twitchit's.

               As there was always no
               money, Ginger and Pickles
               were obliged to eat their own
               goods.

               Pickles ate biscuits and Ginger
               ate a dried haddock.

               They ate them by candle-
               light after the shop was
               closed.
               "It is very uncomfortable, I
               am afraid I shall be summoned.
               I have tried in vain to
               get a license upon credit at the
               Post Office;" said Pickles.
               "The place is full of policemen.
               I met one as I was coming
               home.

               "Let us send in the bill
               again to Samuel Whiskers,
               Ginger, he owes 22/9 for
               bacon."

               "I do not believe that he
               intends to pay at all," replied
               Ginger.

               When it came to Jan. 1st
               there was still no money, and
               Pickles was unable to buy a
               dog license.

               "It is very unpleasant, I am
               afraid of the police," said
               Pickles.

               "It is your own fault for
               being a terrier; I do not
               require a license, and neither
               does Kep, the Collie dog."
               "And I feel sure that Anna
               Maria pockets things—

               "Where are all the cream
               crackers?"

               "You have eaten them yourself."
               replied Ginger.

               Ginger and Pickles retired
               into the back parlor.

               They did accounts. They
               added up sums and sums, and
               sums.

               "Samuel Whiskers has run
               up a bill as long as his tail; he
               has had an ounce and three-
               quarters of snuff since October.

               "What is seven pounds of
               butter at 1/3, and a stick of
               sealing wax and four
               matches?"

               "Send in all the bills again
               to everybody `with compliments,'"
               replied Ginger.
               Pickles nearly had a fit, he
               barked and he barked and
               made little rushes.

               "Bite him, Pickles! bite
               him!" spluttered Ginger behind
               a sugar barrel, "he's only
               a German doll!"

               The policeman went on
               writing in his notebook; twice
               he put his pencil in his mouth,
               and once he dipped it in the
               treacle.

               Pickles barked till he was
               hoarse. But still the policeman
               took no notice. He had bead
               eyes, and his helmet was
               sewed on with stitches.

               After a time they heard a
               noise in the shop, as if something
               had been pushed in at
               the door. They came out of the
               back parlor. There was an
               envelope lying on the counter,
               and a policeman writing in a
               notebook!
               At length on his last little
               rush—Pickles found that the
               shop was empty. The policeman
               had disappeared.

               But the envelope remained.

               "Do you think that he has
               gone to fetch a real live policeman?
               I am afraid it is a summons,"
               said Pickles.

               "No," replied Ginger, who
               had opened the envelope, "it is
               the rates and taxes, 3 pounds 19
               11 3/4."  [pounds are British money,
               the 19 is schillings, and then pence]

               "This is the last straw," said
               Pickles, "let us close the shop."

               They put up the shutters,
               and left. But they have not
               removed from the neighborhood.
               In fact some people
               wish they had gone further.
               Ginger is living in the warren
               [game preserve for rabbits].
               I do not know what
               occupation he pursues; he
               looks stout and comfortable.

               Pickles is at present a game-
               keeper.
               After a time Mr. John
               Dormouse and his daughter
               began to sell peppermints and
               candles.

               But they did not keep "self-
               fitting sixes"; and it takes five
               mice to carry one seven inch
               candle.

               The closing of the shop
               caused great inconvenience.
               Tabitha Twitchit immediately
               raised the price of everything
               a halfpenny; and she continued
               to refuse to give credit.
               Of course there are the
               tradesmen's carts—the butcher,
               the fishman and Timothy
               Baker.

               But a person cannot live on
               "seed wigs" and sponge cake
               and butter buns—not even
               when the sponge cake is as
               good as Timothy's!
               And Miss Dormouse refused
               to take back the ends when
               they were brought back to her
               with complaints.

               And when Mr. John
               Dormouse was complained to, he
               stayed in bed, and would say
               nothing but "very snug;"
               which is not the way to carry
               on a retail business.

               Besides—the candles which
               they sell behave very strangely
               in warm weather.

               So everybody was pleased
               when Sally Henny Penny sent
               out a printed poster to say
               that she was going to reopen
               the shop—"Henny's Opening
               Sale! Grand cooperative Jumble!
               Penny's penny prices!
               Come buy, come try, come
               buy!"

               The poster really was most
               'ticing.
               There was a rush upon the
               opening day. The shop was
               crammed with customers,
               and there were crowds of
               mice upon the biscuit cannisters.

               Sally Henny Penny gets
               rather flustered when she tries
               to count out change, and she
               insists on being paid cash; but
               she is quite harmless.

               And she has laid in a
               remarkable assortment of
               bargains.

               There is something to
               please everybody.