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The Vagabond and Other Poems from Punch

Chapter 21: AVE, CAESAR!
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A collection of short poems showcasing comic sketches, whimsical character studies, and lyrical idylls; many pieces were first printed in a humorous weekly. The verse ranges from playful seaside scenes and fairy-like evocations to domestic vignettes about children, pets, and small social foibles, interspersed with elegiac and patriotic occasional poems responding to wartime loss. Tone shifts from jaunty satire and light irony to quiet tenderness and reflective remembrance, with frequent use of vivid imagery, rhythmical storytelling, and witty observation.





PAGAN FANCIES

     Blow, Father Triton, blow your wreathéd horn
       Cheerly, as is your wont, and let the blast
     Circle our island on the breezes borne;
       Blow, while the shining hours go swiftly past.
     Rise, Proteus, from the cool depths rise, and be
     A friend to them that breast your ancient sea.

     I shall be there to greet you, for I tire
       Of the dull meadows and the crawling stream.
     Now with a heart uplifted and a-fire
       I come to greet you and to catch the gleam
     Of jocund Nereids tossing in the air
     The sportive tresses of their amber hair.

     High on a swelling upland I shall stand
       Stung by the buffets of the wind-borne spray;
     Or join the troops that sport upon the sand,
       With shouts and laughter wearing out the day;
     Or pace apart and listen to the roar
     Of the great waves that beat the crumbling shore.

     Then, when the children all are lapped in sleep
       The pretty Nymphlets of the sea shall rise,
     And we shall know them as they flit and creep
       And peep and glance and murmur lullabies;
     While the pale moon comes up beyond the hill,
     And Proteus rests and Triton's horn is still.








ROBIN, THE SEA-BOY

     Ho, ruddy-cheeked boys and curly maids,
     Who deftly ply your pails and spades,
     All you who sturdily take your stand
     On your pebble-buttressed forts of sand,
         And thence defy
         With a fearless eye
     And a burst of rollicking high-pitched laughter
     The stealthy trickling waves that lap you
     And the crested breakers that tumble after
     To souse and batter you, sting and sap you—
     All you roll-about rackety little folk,
     Down-again, up-again, not-a-bit brittle folk,
         Attend, attend,
         And let each girl and boy
         Join in a loud "Ahoy!"
     For, lo, he comes, your tricksy little friend,
     From the clear caverns of his crystal home
     Beyond the tossing ridges of the foam:
     Planner of sandy romps and wet delights,
     Robin the Sea-boy, prince of ocean-sprites,
     Is come, is come to lead you in your play
     And fill your hearts with mirth and jocund sport to-day!

     What! Can't you see him? There he stands
     On a sheer rock and lifts his hands,
     A little lad not three feet high,
     With dancing mischief in his eye.
     His body gleams against the light,
     A clear-cut shape of dazzling white
     Set off and topped by golden hair
     That streams and tosses in the air.
     A moment poised, he dares the leap
     And cuts the wind and cleaves the deep.
     Down through the emerald vaults self-hurled
     That roof the sea-god's awful world.
     Another moment sees him rise
     And beat the salt spray from his eyes.
     He breasts the waves, he spurns their blows;
     Then, like a rocket, up he goes,
     Up, up to where the gusty wind
     With all its wrath is left behind;
     Still up he soars and high and high
     A speck of light that dots the sky.
     Then watch him as he slowly droops
     Where the great sea-birds wheel their troops.
     Three broad-winged gulls, himself their lord,
     He hitches to a silken cord,
     Bits them and bridles them with skill
     And bids them draw him where he will.
     Above the tumult of the shores
     He floats, he stoops, he darts, he soars;
     From near and far he calls the rest
     And waves them forward for a quest;
     Then straight, without a check, he speeds
     Across the azure tracts and leads
     With apt reproof and cheering words
     As on a chase his cry of birds.

     And when he has finished his airy fun
     And all his flights and his swoops are done
     He will drop to the shore and lend a hand
     In building a castle of weed and sand.
     He will cover with flints its frowning face
     To keep the tide in its proper place,
     And the waves shall employ their utmost damp art
     In vain to abolish your moated rampart.
     And nobody's nurse shall make a fuss,
     As is far too often the case with us;
     Instead of the usual how-de-do
     She will give us praise when we get wet through;
     In fact she will smile and think it better
     When we get as wet as we like and wetter.
     As for eating too much, you can safely risk it
     With chocolate, lollipop, cake, and biscuit,
     And your mother will revel with high delight
     In the state of her own one's appetite.
     Great shells there shall be of a rainbow hue
     To be found and gathered by me and you;
     Wonderful nets for the joy of making 'em.
     And scores of shrimps for the trouble of taking 'em;
     In fact it isn't half bad—now is it?—
     When Robin the Sea-boy pays his visit.
     And perhaps he will tire of his shape and habit
     And change and turn to a frisky rabbit,
     A plump young gadabout cheerful fellow
     With a twitching nose and a coat of yellow,
     And never the smallest trace of fear
     From his flashing scut to his flattened ear.

     But, lo, there's a hint of coming rain,
     So, presto, Robin is back again.
     He lifts his head and he cocks his eye
     And waves his hand and prepares to fly—
     "Good-bye, Robin, good-bye, good-bye!"








THE BIRTHDAY

     Sweetheart, where all the dancing joys compete
     Take now your choice; the world is at your feet,
     All turned into a gay and shining pleasance,
     And every face has smiles to greet your presence.
       Treading on air,
       Yourself you look more fair;
     And the dear Birthday-elves unseen conspire
     To flush your cheeks and set your eyes on fire.

     Mayhap they whisper what a birthday means
     That sets you spinning through your pretty teens.
     A slim-grown shape adorned with golden shimmers
     Of tossing hair that streams and waves and glimmers,
       Lo, how you run
       In mere excess of fun,
     Or change to silence as you stand and hear
     Some kind old tale that moves you to a tear.

     And, since this is your own bright day, my dear,
     Of all the days that gem the sparkling year,
     See, we have picked as well as we were able
     And set your gifts upon your own small table:
       A knife from John,
       Who straightway thereupon,
     Lest you should cut your friendship for the boy,
     Receives a halfpenny and departs with joy.

     The burnished inkstand was your mother's choice;
     For six new handkerchiefs I gave my voice,
     Having in view your tender little nose's
     Soft comfort; and the agate pen is Rosie's;
       The torch is Peg's,
       Guide for your errant legs
     When ways are dark, and, last, behold with these
     A pencil from your faithful Pekinese!

     And now the mysteries are all revealed
     That were so long, so ardently concealed—
     All save the cake which still is in the making,
     Not yet smooth-iced and unprepared for taking
       The thirteen flames
       That start the noisy games
     Of tea-time, when my happy little maid
     Thrones it triumphant, teened and unafraid.

     So through the changing years may all delight
     Live in your face and make your being bright.
     May the good sprites and busy fays befriend you,
     And cheerful thoughts and innocent defend you;
       And, far away
       From this most joyous day,
     When in the chambers of your mind you see
     Those who have loved you, then remember me.








THE DANCE

     When good-nights have been prattled, and prayers have been said,
     And the last little sunbeam is tucked up in bed,
     Then, skirting the trees on a carpet of snow,
     The elves and the fairies come out in a row.
       With a preening of wings
       They are forming in rings;
     Pirouetting and setting they cross and advance
     In a ripple of laughter, and pair for a dance.

     And it's oh for the boom of the fairy bassoon,
     And the oboes and horns as they strike up a tune,
     And the twang of the harps and the sigh of the lutes,
     And the clash of the cymbals, the purl of the flutes;
       And the fiddles sail in
       To the musical din,
     While the chief all on fire, with a flame for a hand,
     Rattles on the gay measure and stirs up his band.

     With a pointing of toes and a lifting of wrists
     They are off through the whirls and the twirls and the twists;
     Thread the mazes of marvellous figures, and chime
     With a bow to a curtsey, and always keep time:
       All the gallant and girls
       In their diamonds and pearls,
     And their gauze and their sparkles, designed for a dance
     By the leaders of fairy-land fashion in France.

     But the old lady fairies sit out by the trees,
     And the old beaux attend them as pert as you please.
     They quiz the young dancers and scorn their display,
     And deny any grace to the dance of to-day;
       "In Oberon's reign,"
       So they're heard to complain,
     "When we went out at night we could temper our fun
     With some manners in dancing, but now there are none."

     But at last, though the music goes gallantly on,
     And the dancers are none of them weary or gone,
     When the gauze is in rags and the hair is awry,
     Comes a light in the East and a sudden cock-cry.
       With a scurry of fear
       Then they all disappear,
     Leaving never a trace of their gay little selves
     Or the winter-night dance of the fairies and elves.








PANSIES

     Tufted and bunched and ranged with careless art
     Here, where the paving-stones are set apart,
     Alert and gay and innocent of guile,
     The little pansies nod their heads and smile.

     With what a whispering and a lulling sound
     They watch the children sport about the ground,
     Longing, it seems, to join the pretty play
     That laughs and runs the light-winged hours away.

     And other children long ago there were
     Who shone and played and made the garden fair,
     To whom the pansies in their robes of white
     And gold and purple gave a welcome bright.

     Gone are those voices, but the others came.
     Joyous and free, whose spirit was the same;
     And other pansies, robed as those of old,
     Peeped up and smiled in purple, white and gold.

     For pansies are, I think, the little gleams
     Of children's visions from a world of dreams,
     Jewels of innocence and joy and mirth,
     Alight with laughter as they fall to earth.

     Below, the ancient guardian, it may hap,
     The kindly mother, takes them in her lap,
     Decks them with glowing petals and replaces
     In the glad air the friendly pansy-faces.

     So tread not rashly, children, lest you crush
     A part of childhood in a thoughtless rush.
     Would you not treat them gently if you knew
     Pansies are little bits of children too?








THE DRAGON OF WINTER HILL

         I

     This is the tale the old men tell, the tale that was told to me,
         Of the blue-green dragon,
         The dreadful dragon,
       The dragon who flew so free,
       The last of his horrible scaly race
       Who settled and made his nesting place
       Some hundreds of thousands of years ago.
       One day, as the light was falling low
       And the turbulent wind was still,
         In a stony hollow,
         Where none dared follow,
     Beyond the ridge on the gorse-clad summit, the summit of Winter Hill!

     The news went round in the camp that night;
       it was Dickon who brought it first
         How the wonderful dragon,
         The fiery dragon,
       On his terrified eyes had burst.

     "I was out," he said, "for a fat young buck,
     But never a touch I had of luck;
     And still I wandered and wandered on
     Till all the best of the day was gone;
     When, suddenly, lo, in a flash of flame
     Full over the ridge a green head came,
     A green head flapped with a snarling lip,
     And a long tongue set with an arrow's tip.
     I own I didn't stand long at bay,
     But I cast my arrows and bow away,
     And I cast my coat, and I changed my plan,
     And forgot the buck, and away I ran—
       And, oh, but my heart was chill:
         For still as I ran I heard the bellow
         Of the terrible slaughtering fierce-eyed fellow
     Who has made his lair on the gorse-clad summit,
         the summit of Winter Hill."

     Then the women talked, as the women will, and the men-folk they talked too
       Of the raging dragon,
       The hungry dragon,
     The dragon of green and blue.
     And the Bards with their long beards flowing down,
     They sat apart and were seen to frown.

     But at last the Chief Bard up and spoke,
     "Now I swear by beech and I swear by oak,
     By the grass and the streams I swear," said he,
     "This dragon of Dickon's puzzles me.
     For the record stands, as well ye know,
     How a hundred years and a year ago
     We dealt the dragons a smashing blow
     By issuing from our magic tree
     A carefully-framed complete decree,
     Which ordered dragons to cease to be.
     Still, since our Dickon is passing sure
     That he saw a regular Simon pure.
     Some dragon's egg, as it seems, contrived
     To elude our curses, and so survived
     On an inaccessible rocky shelf,
     Where at last it managed to hatch itself.
     Whatever the cause, the result is plain:
     We're in for a dragon-fuss again.
     We haven't the time, and, what is worse,
     We haven't the means to frame a curse.
     So what is there left for us to say
     Save this, that our men at break of day
       Must gather and go to kill
         The monstrous savage
         Whose fire-blasts ravage
     The flocks and herds on the gorse-clad summit,
         the summit of Winter Hill?"

         II

     So the men, when they heard the Chief Bard utter the order that bade them
         try
       For the awful dragon,
       The dauntless dragon,
     They all of them shouted "Aye!"
     For everyone felt assured that he,
     Whatever the fate of the rest might be,
     However few of them might survive,
     Was certainly safe to stay alive,
     And was probably bound to deal the blow
     That would shatter the beast and lay him low,
     And end the days of their dragon-foe.
     And all the women-folk egged them on:
     It was "Up with your heart, and at him, John!"
     Or "Gurth, you'll bring me his ugly head,"
     Or "Lance, my man, when you've struck him dead,
     When he hasn't a wag in his fearful tail,
     Carve off and bring me a blue-green scale."

     Then they set to work at their swords and spears—
     Such a polishing hadn't been seen for years.
     They made the tips of their arrows sharp,
     Re-strung and burnished the Chief Bard's harp,
     Dragged out the traditional dragon-bag,
     Sewed up the rents in the tribal flag;
     And all in the midst of the talk and racket
     Each wife was making her man a packet—
     A hunch of bread and a wedge of cheese
     And a nubble of beef, and, to moisten these,
     A flask of her home-brewed, not too thin,
     As a driving force for his javelin
       When the moment arrived to spill
         The blood of the terror
         Hatched out in error
     Who had perched his length on the gorse-clad summit,
         the summit of Winter Hill.

     The night had taken her feast of stars, and the sun shot up in flame,
       When "Now for the dragon!
       Who hunts the dragon?"
     The call from the watchers came;
     And, shaking the mists of sleep away,
     The men stepped into the light of day,
     Twice two hundred in loose array;
     With a good round dozen of bards to lead them
     And their wives all waving their hands to speed them,
     While the Chief Bard, fixed in his chair of state,
     With his harp and his wreath looked most sedate.
     It wasn't his place to fight or tramp;
     When the warriors went he stayed in camp;
     But still from his chair he harped them on
     Till the very last of the host had gone,
     Then he yawned and solemnly shook his head
     And, leaving his seat, returned to bed,
       To sleep, as a good man will
         Who, braving malice and tittle-tattle,
         Has checked his natural lust for battle,
     And sent the rest to the gorse-clad summit,
         the summit of Winter Hill.

         III

     Marching at ease in the cheerful air, on duty and daring bent,
       In quest of the dragon,
       The fateful dragon,
     The fierce four hundred went:
     Over the hills and through the plain,
     And up the slopes of the hills again.
     The sleek rooks, washed in the morning's dew,
     Rose at their coming and flapped and flew
     In a black procession athwart the blue;
     And the plovers circled about on high
     With many a querulous piping cry.
     And the cropping ewes and the old bell-wether
     Looked up in terror and pushed together;
     And still with a grim unbroken pace
     The men moved on to their battle-place.
     Softly, silently, all tip-toeing,
     With their lips drawn tight and their eyes all glowing,
     With gleaming teeth and straining ears
     And the sunshine laughing on swords and spears,
     Softly, silently on they go
     To the hidden lair of the fearful foe.
     They have neared the stream, they have crossed the bridge,
     And they stop in sight of the rugged ridge,
     And it's "Flankers back!" and "Skirmishers in!"
     And the summit is theirs to lose or win—
     To win with honour or lose with shame;
     And so to the place itself they came,
        And gazed with an awful thrill
          At the ridge of omen,
          Beset by foemen,
     At the arduous summit, the gorse-clad summit,
        the summit of Winter Hill.

     But where was the dragon, the scale-clad dragon,
       the dragon that Dickon saw,
       The genuine dragon,
       The pitiless dragon,
     The dragon that knew no law?
     Lo, just as the word to charge rang out,
     And before they could give their battle shout,
       On a stony ledge
       Of the ridge's edge,
     With its lips curled back and its teeth laid bare,
     And a hiss that ripped the morning air,
       With its backbone arched
       And its tail well starched,
     With bristling hair and flattened ears,
     What shape of courage and wrath appears?
     A cat, a tortoiseshell mother-cat!
     And a very diminutive cat at that!
     And below her, nesting upon the ground,
     A litter of tiny kits they found:
     Tortoiseshell kittens, one, two, three,
     Lying as snug as snug could be.
     And they took the kittens with shouts of laughter
     And turned for home, and the cat came after.
     And when in the camp they told their tale,
     The women—but stop! I draw a veil.
     The cat had tent-life forced upon her
     And was kept in comfort and fed with honour;
       But Dickon has heard his fill
         Of the furious dragon
         They tried to bag on
     The dragonless summit, the gorse-clad summit,
         the summit of Winter Hill!








FLUFFY, A CAT

     So now your tale of years is done,
     Old Fluff, my friend, and you have won,
     Beyond our land of mist and rain,
     Your way to the Elysian plain,
     Where through the shining hours of heat
     A cat may bask and lap and eat;
     Where goldfish glitter in the streams,
     And mice refresh your waking dreams,
     And all, in fact, is planned—and that's
     Its great delight—to please the cats.

     Yet sometimes, too, your placid mind
     Will turn to those you've left behind,
     And most to one who sheds her tears,
     The mistress of your later years,
     Who sheds her tears to summon back
     Her faithful cat, the white-and-black.

     Fluffy, full well you understood
     The frequent joys of motherhood—
     To lick, from pointed tail to nape,
     The mewing litter into shape;
     To show, with pride that condescends,
     Your offspring to your human friends,
     And all our sympathy to win
     For every kit tucked snugly in.

     In your familiar garden ground
     We've raised a tributary mound,
     And passing by it we recite
     Your merits and your praise aright.

     "Here lies," we say, "from care released
     A faithful, furry, friendly beast.
     Responsive to the lightest word,
     About these walks her purr was heard.
     Love she received, for much she earned,
     And much in kindness she returned.
     Wherefore her comrades go not by
     Her little grave without a sigh."








THE LEAN-TO-SHED

     (COMMUNICATED BY AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD)

     I've a palace set in a garden fair,
     And, oh, but the flowers are rich and rare,
       Always growing
       And always blowing
     Winter or summer—it doesn't matter—
     For there's never a wind that dares to scatter
     The wonderful petals that scent the air
     About the walls of my palace there.
     And the palace itself is very old,
     And it's built of ivory splashed with gold.
     It has silver ceilings and jasper floors
     And stairs of marble and crystal doors;
     And whenever I go there, early or late,
     The two tame dragons who guard the gate
     And refuse to open the frowning portals
     To sisters, brothers and other mortals,
       Get up with a grin
       And let me in.
     And I tickle their ears and pull their tails
     And pat their heads and polish their scales;
     And they never attempt to flame or fly,
     Being quelled by me and my human eye.
     Then I pour them drink out of golden flagons,
     Drink for my two tame trusty dragons...
       But John,
       Who's a terrible fellow for chattering on,
         John declares
         They are Teddy-bears;
     And the palace itself, he has often said,
     Is only the gardener's lean-to shed.

     In the vaulted hall where we have the dances
     There are suits of armour and swords and lances,
     Plenty of steel-wrought who's-afraiders,
     All of them used by real crusaders;
     Corslets, helmets and shields and things
     Fit to be worn by warrior-kings,
       Glittering rows of them—
       Think of the blows of them,
         Lopping,
         Chopping,
         Smashing
         And slashing
     The Paynim armies at Ascalon...
     But, bother the boy, here comes our John
     Munching a piece of currant cake,
     Who says the lance is a broken rake,
     And the sword with its keen Toledo blade
     Is a hoe, and the dinted shield a spade,
     Bent and useless and rusty-red,
     In the gardener's silly old lean-to shed.

     And sometimes, too, when the night comes soon
     With a great magnificent tea-time moon.
     Through the nursery-window I peep and see
     My palace lit for a revelry;
     And I think I shall try to go there instead
     Of going to sleep in my dull small bed.
         But who are these
         In the shade of the trees
         That creep so slow
         In a stealthy row?
     They are Indian braves, a terrible band,
     Each with a tomahawk in his hand,
     And each has a knife without a sheath     Fiercely stuck in his gleaming teeth.
     Are the dragons awake? Are the dragons sleepers?
     Will they meet and scatter these crafty creepers?
     What ho! ... But John, who has sorely tried me,
     Trots up and flattens his nose beside me;
     Against the window he flattens it
         And says he can see
         As well as me,
     But never an Indian—not a bit;
     Not even the top of a feathered head,
     But only a wall and the lean-to shed.








THE CONTRACT

     "Come, Peggy, put your toys away; you needn't shake your head,
     Your bear's been working overtime; he's panting for his bed.
     He's turned a thousand somersaults, and now his head must ache;
     It's cruelty to animals to keep the bear awake."

     At this she stamped in mutiny, and then she urged her plea,
     Her wonted plea, "A little time, a minute more, for me."
     "Be off, you little rogue of rogues," I sternly made reply;
     "It's wicked to be sitting up with sand in either eye.

     "To bed, to bed, you sleepy head; and then, and then—who knows?—
     Some day you'll be a grown-up girl, and lovely as a rose.
     And some day some one else will come, a gallant youth and gay,
     To harry me and marry you and carry you away."

     At this the storm broke out afresh:—"You know I hate the boys;
     They're only good at taking things, and breaking things, and noise.
     So, Daddy, please remember this, because—I—want—you—to:—
     I'll never marry any boy; I'll only marry you."

     "Agreed," I cried—the imp, of course, had won the bout of wits;
     Had gained her point and got her time and beaten me to fits—
     "Agreed, agreed,"—she danced for joy—"we'll leave no room for doubt,
     But bind ourselves with pen and ink, and write the contract out:-"

     This is a contract, firm and clear
     Made, as doth from these presents appear,
     Between Peggy, being now in her sixth year,
        A child of laughter,
          A sort of funny actress,
        Referred to hereinafter
          As the said contractress—
     Between the said contractress, that is to say,
     And a person with whom she is often good enough to play;
     Who happens to have been something of a factor
       In bringing her into the world, who, in short, is her father,
     And is hereinafter spoken of as the said contractor.
       Now the said contractress declares she would rather
     Marry the said contractor than any other.
     At the same time she affirms with the utmost steadiness
         Her perfect readiness
       To take any other fellow on as a brother.
       Still, she means to marry her father, and to be his wife,
       And to live happily with him all the rest of her life.
         This contract is made without consideration,
         And is subject to later ratification.
     The said contractress had it read through
       to see that nothing was missed,
     And she took her pen, and she held it tight
       in a chubby and cramped-up fist,
     And she made her mark with a blotted cross,
       instead of signing her name;
     And the said contractor he signed in full,
       and they mean to observe the same.

     "Now give me, Peg, that old brown shoe, that battered shoe of yours,
     I'll stow the contract in its toe, and, if the shoe endures,
     When sixteen years or so are gone, I'll hunt for it myself
     And take it gently from its drawer, or get it from its shelf.

     "And when, mid clouds of scattered rice, through all the wedding whirl
     A laughing fellow hurries out a certain graceless girl,
     Unless my hand have lost its strength, unless my eye be dim,
     I'll lift the shoe, the contract too, and fling the lot at him."








JOHN

         He's a boy,
     And that's the long and (chiefly) the short of it,
     And the point of it and the wonderful sport of it;
       A two-year-old with a taste for a toy,
       And two chubby fists to clutch it and grasp it,
       And two fat arms to embrace it and clasp it;
       And a short stout couple of sturdy legs
       As hard and as smooth as ostrich eggs;
       And a jolly round head, so fairly round
         You could easily roll it,
         Or take it and bowl it
       With never a bump along the ground.

     And, as to his cheeks, they're also fat—
     I've seen them in ancient prints like that,
         Where a wind-boy high
         In a cloudy sky
       Is puffing away for all he's worth,
         Uprooting the trees
         With a reckless breeze,
       And strewing them over the patient earth,
       Or raising a storm to wreck the ships
       With the work of his lungs and cheeks and lips.

     Take a look at his eyes; I put it to you,
     Were ever two eyes more truly blue?
     If you went and worried the whole world through
     You'd never discover a bluer blue;
     I doubt if you'd find a blue so true
     In the coats and scarves of a Cambridge crew.

         And his hair
         Is as fair
         As a pretty girl's,

     But it's right for a boy with its crisp, short curls
     All a-gleam, as he struts about
       With a laugh and a shout,
     To summon his sister-slaves to him
     For his joyous Majesty's careless whim.

     But now, as, after a stand, he budges,
     And sets to work and solemnly trudges,
     Out from a bush there springs full tilt
     His four-legged playmate—and John is spilt.

     She's a young dog and a strong dog
     And a tall dog and a long dog,
     A Danish lady of high degree,
     Black coat, kind eye and a stride that's free.

         And out she came
         Like a burst of flame,
           And John,
         As he trudged and strutted
           Sturdily on,
         Was blindly butted,
           And, all his dignity spent and gone,
             On a patch of clover
             Was tumbled over,
        His two short legs having failed to score
        In a sudden match against Lufra's four.

        But we picked him up
          And we brushed him down,
        And he rated the pup
          With a dreadful frown;
     And then he laughed and he went and hugged her,
     Seized her tail in his fist and tugged her,
       And so, with a sister's hand to guide him,
       Continued his march with the dog beside him.

     And soon he waggles his way upstairs—
     He does it alone, though he finds it steep.
     He is stripped and gowned, and he says his prayers,
         And he condescends
         To admit his friends
       To a levée before he goes to sleep.
         He thrones it there
         With a battered bear
       And a tattered monkey to form his Court,
       And, having come to the end of day,
       Conceives that this is the time for play
       And every possible kind of sport.

     But at last, tucked in for the hundredth time,
     He babbles a bit of nursery rhyme,
           And on the bed
         Droops his curly round head,
       Gives one long sigh of unalloyed content
       Over a day so well, so proudly spent,
       Resigned at last to listen and obey,
       And so begins to breathe his quiet night away.








THE SPARROW

     Let others from the feathered brood
     Which through the garden seeks its food
     Pick out for a commending word
     Each one his own peculiar bird;
     Hail the plump tit, or fitly sing
     The finch's crest and flashing wing;
     Exalt the rook's black satin dress-coat,
     The thrush's speckled fancy waistcoat;
     Or praise the robin, meek, but sly,
     For breast and tail and friendly eye—
     These have their place within my heart;
     The sparrow owns the larger part,
     And, for no virtues, rules in it,
     My reckless cheerful favourite!
     Friend sparrow, let the world contemn
     Your ways and make a mock of them,
     And dub you, if it has a mind,
     Low, quarrelsome, and unrefined;
     And let it, if it will, pursue
     With harsh abuse the troops of you
     Who through the orchard and the field
     Their busy bills in mischief wield;
     Who strip the tilth and bare the tree,
     And make the gardener's face to be
     Expressive of the words he could,
     But must not, utter, though he would
     (For gardeners still, where'er they go,
     Whate'er they do, in weal or woe,
     Through every chance of life retain
     Their ancient Puritanic strain;
     Tried by the weather they control
     Each day their angry human soul,
     And, by the sparrow teased, may tear
     Their careworn locks, but never swear).
     Let us admit—alas,'tis true—
     You are not adequately few;
     That half your little life is spent
     In furious strife or argument;
     Still, though your wickedness must harrow
     All feeling souls, I love my sparrow;
     Still, though I oft and gravely doubt you,
     I really could not do without you.
     Your pluck, your wit, your nonchalance,
     Your cheerful confidence in chance,
     Your darting flight, your bouts of play,
     Your chirp, so sociable and gay—
     These, and no beauty soft or striking,
     Make up your passport to my liking;
     And for your faults I'll still defend you,
     My little sparrow, and befriend you.








GELERT

     Tested and staunch through many a changing year,
     Gelert, his master's faithful hound, lies here.
     Humble in friendship, but in service proud,
     He gave to man whate'er his lot allowed;
     And, rich in love, on each well-trusted friend
     Spent all his wealth and still had more to spend.
     Now, reft beyond the unfriendly Stygian tide,
     For these he yearns and has no wish beside.








AVE, CAESAR!

     (MAY 20, 1910)

     Full in the splendour of this morning hour,
       With tramp of men and roll of muffled drums,
     In what a pomp and pageantry of power,
       Borne to his grave, our lord, King EDWARD, comes!

     In flashing gold and high magnificence,
       Lo, the proud cavalcade of comrade Kings,
     Met here to do the dead KING reverence,
       Its solemn tribute of affection brings.

     Heralds and Pursuivants and Men-at-arms,
       Sultan and Paladin and Potentate,
     Scarred Captains who have baffled war's alarms
       And Courtiers glittering in their robes of state,

     All in their blazoned ranks, with eyes cast down,
       Slow pacing in their sorrow pass along
     Where that which bore the sceptre and the crown
       Cleaves at their head the silence of the throng.

     And in a space behind the passing bier,
       Looking and longing for his lord in vain,
     A little playmate whom the KING held dear,
       Caesar, the terrier, tugs his silver chain!






     Hail, Caesar, lonely little Caesar, hail!
     Little for you the gathered Kings avail.
     Little you reck, as meekly past you go,
     Of that solemnity of formal woe.
     In the strange silence, lo, you prick your ear
     For one loved voice, and that you shall not hear.
     So when the monarchs with their bright array
     Of gold and steel and stars have passed away,
     When, to their wonted use restored again,
     All things go duly in their ordered train,
     You shall appeal at each excluding door,
     Search through the rooms and every haunt explore;
     From lawn to lawn, from path to path pursue
     The well-loved form that still escapes your view.
     At every tree some happy memories rise
     To stir your tail and animate your eyes,
     And at each turn, with gathering strength endued,
     Hope, still frustrated, must be still renewed.
     How should you rest from your appointed task
     Till chance restore the happiness you ask,
     Take from your heart the burden, ease your pain,
     And grant you to your master's side again,
     Proud and content if but you could beguile
     His voice to flatter and his face to smile?

     Caesar, the kindly days may bring relief;
     Swiftly they pass and dull the edge of grief.
     You too, resigned at last, may school your mind
     To miss the comrade whom you cannot find,
     Never forgetting, but as one who feels
     The world has secrets which no skill reveals.
     Henceforth, whate'er the ruthless fates may give,
     You shall be loved and cherished while you live.
     Reft of your master, little dog forlorn,
     To one dear mistress you shall now be sworn,
     And in her queenly service you shall dwell,
     At rest with one who loved your master well.
     And she, that gentle lady, shall control
     The faithful kingdom of a true dog's soul,
     And for the past's dear sake shall still defend
     Caesar, the dead KING'S humble little friend.








SOO-TI

     A PEKINESE

     Soo-Ti, I thank the careful fate
     That made you wise and obstinate,
     Alert, but with a proper pride,
     And gay, but wondrous dignified.
     I praise your black and tilted nose;
     I praise your heart's deep love that shows
     In songs made up of whimpering cries
     And in the radiance of your eyes
     (And if they bulge—forgive the allusion—
     Are eyes the worse for such protrusion?
     The smaller eyes are, sure, the blinder,
     And size makes every kind eye kinder).
     Next with affection's look I note
     The glossy levels of your coat,
     Where a rich black doth most prevail,
     Shading to beaver in your tail,
     And lightly fading as it reaches
     The tufted things you wear as breeches.

     The dweller on the cushion purrs
     No less when Soo-Ti barks and stirs.
     She blinks and blinks and lets you share
     Her bowl of milk, her fav'rite chair.
     For you she hides her cruel claw
     And taps you with a velvet paw;
     And, mastered by your lordly air,
     For you is meek and debonair.
     Even should you growl her hair stays flat:
     Be sure she thinks you half a cat.
     But you're a Dog and know your job:
     Oft have I seen you hob-a-nob,
     And grandly gracious to unbend
     With a Great Dane, your humble friend.
     As on the lawn with him you roll,
     He makes your very being droll.
     Yet how you set to work to flout him,
     To tease and gnaw and dance about him!
     You risk the pressure of his paws,
     Plunge all you are within his jaws,
     And, swelling to a final rage,
     With pin-point teeth the fight engage,
     While he submits his silly size
     To every insult you devise.
     At last, withdrawing from the fuss,
     You come and tell your tale to us,
     Bearing aloft through every room
     Your high tail's undefeated plume,
     Till, fed with triumphs, you subside,
     And sleep and doff your native pride,
     Composing in a wicker fane
     Those limbs that terrify the Dane.

     So, Soo-Ti, I have tried to praise
     Yourself and all your winning ways,
     Content if I may guard and please
     My little dusky Pekinese.