This lesson seems to carry—
Choose not alone a proper mate,
But proper time to marry.
THE DOG AND THE WATER LILY.
NO FABLE.
Swept Ouse's silent tide,
When, 'scaped from literary cares,
I wander'd on his side.
And high in pedigree,
(Two nymphs[823] adorn'd with every grace
That spaniel found for me,)
Now starting into sight,
Pursued the swallow o'er the meads
With scarce a slower flight.
His lilies newly blown;
Their beauties I intent survey'd,
And one I wish'd my own.
To steer it close to land;
But still the prize, though nearly caught,
Escaped my eager hand.
With fix'd considerate face,
And puzzling set his puppy brains
To comprehend the case.
Dispersing all his dream,
I thence withdrew, and follow'd long
The windings of the stream.
Beau, trotting far before,
The floating wreath again discern'd,
And plunging, left the shore.
Impatient swim to meet
My quick approach, and soon he dropp'd
The treasure at my feet.
Shall hear of this thy deed:
My dog shall mortify the pride
Of man's superior breed:
Awake at duty's call,
To show a love as prompt as thine
To Him who gives me all.
THE WINTER NOSEGAY.
To the delicate growth of our isle,
Art has in a measure supplied,
And winter is deck'd with a smile.
See, Mary, what beauties I bring
From the shelter of that sunny shed,
Where the flowers have the charms of the spring,
Though abroad they are frozen and dead.
Where Flora is still in her prime,
A fortress to which she retreats
From the cruel assaults of the clime.
While earth wears a mantle of snow,
These pinks are as fresh and as gay
As the fairest and sweetest that blow
On the beautiful bosom of May.
The frowns of a sky so severe;
Such Mary's true love, that has lived
Through many a turbulent year.
The charms of the late-blowing rose
Seem graced with a livelier hue,
And the winter of sorrow best shows
The truth of a friend such as you.
THE POET, THE OYSTER, AND SENSITIVE PLANT.
Was heard, though never heard before,
Complaining in a speech well worded,
And worthy thus to be recorded:—
Ah, hapless wretch! condemn'd to dwell
For ever in my native shell;
Ordain'd to move when others please,
Not for my own content or ease;
But toss'd and buffeted about,
Now in the water and now out.
'Twere better to be born a stone,
Of ruder shape, and feeling none,
Than with a tenderness like mine,
And sensibilities so fine!
I envy that unfeeling shrub,
Fast rooted against every rub.
The plant he meant grew not far off,
And felt the sneer with scorn enough:
Was hurt, disgusted, mortified,
And with asperity replied:
(When, cry the botanists, and stare,
Did plants call'd sensitive grow there?
No matter when—a poet's muse is
To make them grow just where she chooses)
You shapeless nothing in a dish,
You that are but almost a fish,
I scorn your coarse insinuation,
And have most plentiful occasion
To wish myself the rock I view,
Or such another dolt as you:
For many a grave and learned clerk
And many a gay unletter'd spark,
With curious touch examines me,
If I can feel as well as he;
And when I bend, retire, and shrink,
Says—Well, tis more than one would think!
Thus life is spent (oh fie upon't)
In being touch'd, and crying—Don't!
A poet, in his evening walk,
O'erheard and check'd this idle talk.
And your fine sense, he said, and yours,
Whatever evil it endures,
Deserves not, if so soon offended,
Much to be pitied or commended.
Disputes, though short, are far too long,
Where both alike are in the wrong;
Your feelings in their full amount
Are all upon your own account.
You, in your grotto-work enclosed,
Complain of being thus exposed;
Yet nothing feel in that rough coat
Save when the knife is at your throat,
Wherever driven by wind or tide,
Exempt from every ill beside.
And as for you, my Lady Squeamish,
Who reckon every touch a blemish,
If all the plants, that can be found
Embellishing the scene around,
Should droop and wither where they grow,
You would not feel at all—not you.
The noblest minds their virtue prove
By pity, sympathy, and love:
These, these are feelings truly fine,
And prove their owner half divine.
His censure reach'd them as he dealt it
And each by shrinking show'd he felt it.
THE SHRUBBERY.
WRITTEN IN A TIME OF AFFLICTION.
Friendly to peace, but not to me!
How ill the scene that offers rest,
And heart that cannot rest, agree!
Those alders, quivering to the breeze,
Might soothe a soul less hurt than mine,
And please, if any thing could please.
Foregoes not what she feels within,
Shows the same sadness every where,
And slights the season and the scene.
While Peace possess'd these silent bowers,
Her animating smile withdrawn,
Has lost its beauties and its powers.
This moss-grown alley musing, slow;
They seek like me the secret shade,
But not like me to nourish woe!
Alike admonish not to roam;
These tell me of enjoyments past,
And those of sorrows yet to come.
MUTUAL FORBEARANCE
NECESSARY TO THE HAPPINESS OF THE MARRIED STATE.
What a mere dungeon is this house!
By no means large enough; and was it,
Yet this dull room, and that dark closet,
Those hangings with their worn-out graces,
Long beards, long noses, and pale faces,
Are such an antiquated scene,
They overwhelm me with the spleen.
Sir Humphrey, shooting in the dark,
Makes answer quite beside the mark:
No doubt, my dear, I bade him come,
Engaged myself to be at home,
And shall expect him at the door
Precisely when the clock strikes four.
You are so deaf, the lady cried,
(And raised her voice, and frown'd beside,)
You are so sadly deaf, my dear,
What shall I do to make you hear?
Dismiss poor Harry! he replies;
Some people are more nice than wise:
For one slight trespass all this stir?
What if he did ride whip and spur,
'Twas but a mile—your favourite horse
Will never look one hair the worse.
Well, I protest 'tis past all bearing—
Child! I am rather hard of hearing—
Yes, truly—one must scream and bawl:
I tell you, you can't hear at all!
Then, with a voice exceeding low,
No matter if you hear or no.
Alas! and is domestic strife,
That sorest ill of human life,
A plague so little to be fear'd,
As to be wantonly incurr'd,
To gratify a fretful passion,
On every trivial provocation?
The kindest and the happiest pair
Will find occasion to forbear;
And something every day they live
To pity, and perhaps forgive.
But if infirmities, that fall
In common to the lot of all,
A blemish or a sense impair'd,
Are crimes so little to be spared,
Then farewell all that must create
The comfort of the wedded state;
Instead of harmony, 'tis jar,
And tumult, and intestine war.
The love that cheers life's latest stage,
Proof against sickness and old age,
Preserved by virtue from declension,
Becomes not weary of attention;
But lives, when that exterior grace,
Which first inspired the flame, decays.
'Tis gentle, delicate, and kind,
To faults compassionate or blind,
And will with sympathy endure
Those evils it would gladly cure:
But angry, coarse, and harsh expression,
Shows love to be a mere profession;
Proves that the heart is none of his,
Or soon expels him if it is.
THE NEGRO'S COMPLAINT.
Afric's coast I left forlorn;
To increase a stranger's treasures,
O'er the raging billows borne.
Men from England bought and sold me,
Paid my price in paltry gold;
But, though slave they have enroll'd me,
Minds are never to be sold.
What are England's rights, I ask,
Me from my delights to sever,
Me to torture, me to task?
Fleecy locks and black complexion
Cannot forfeit nature's claim;
Skins may differ, but affection
Dwells in white and black the same.
Make the plant for which we toil?
Sighs must fan it, tears must water,
Sweat of ours must dress the soil.
Think, ye masters iron-hearted,
Lolling at your jovial boards,
Think how many backs have smarted
For the sweets your cane affords.
Is there One who reigns on high?
Has he bid you buy and sell us,
Speaking from his throne, the sky?
Ask him, if your knotted scourges,
Matches, blood-extorting screws,
Are the means that duty urges
Agents of his will to use?
Strewing yonder sea with wrecks;
Wasting towns, plantations, meadows,
Are the voice with which he speaks.
He, foreseeing what vexations
Afric's sons should undergo,
Fix'd their tyrants' habitations
Where his whirlwinds answer—no.
Ere our necks received the chain;
By the miseries that we tasted,
Crossing in your barks the main;
By our sufferings, since ye brought us
To the man-degrading mart,
All sustain'd by patience, taught us
Only by a broken heart;
Till some reason ye shall find
Worthier of regard, and stronger
Than the colour of our kind.
Slaves of gold, whose sordid dealings
Tarnish all your boasted powers,
Prove that you have human feelings,
Ere you proudly question ours!
PITY FOR POOR AFRICANS.
Deteriora sequor.
. . . . . . . .
And fear those who buy them and sell them are knaves;
What I hear of their hardships, their tortures, and groans,
Is almost enough to draw pity from stones.
For how could we do without sugar and rum?
Especially sugar, so needful we see?
What, give up our desserts, our coffee, and tea!
Will heartily thank us, no doubt, for our pains;
If we do not buy the poor creatures, they will,
And tortures and groans will be multiplied still.
Much more in behalf of your wish might be said;
But, while they get riches by purchasing blacks,
Pray tell me why we may not also go snacks?
A story so pat, you may think it is coin'd,
On purpose to answer you, out of my mint;
But I can assure you I saw it in print.
Had once his integrity put to the test;
His comrades had plotted an orchard to rob,
And ask'd him to go and assist in the job.
What! rob our good neighbour! I pray you don't go;
Besides, the man's poor, his orchard's his bread,
Then think of his children, for they must be fed."
But apples we want, and apples we'll have;
If you will go with us, you shall have a share,
If not, you shall have neither apple nor pear."
Poor man! what a pity to injure him so!
Poor man! I would save him his fruit if I could,
But staying behind will do him no good.
His apples might hang till they dropp'd from the tree;
But, since they will take them, I think I'll go too,
He will lose none by me, though I get a few."
And went with his comrades the apples to seize;
He blamed and protested, but join'd in the plan:
He shared in the plunder, but pitied the man.
THE MORNING DREAM.
Asleep at the dawn of the day,
I dream'd what I cannot but sing,
So pleasant it seem'd as I lay.
I dream'd that, on ocean afloat,
Far hence to the westward I sail'd,
While the billows high lifted the boat,
And the fresh-blowing breeze never fail'd.
Such at least was the form that she wore,
Whose beauty impress'd me with awe,
Ne'er taught me by woman before.
She sat, and a shield at her side
Shed light, like a sun on the waves,
And smiling divinely, she cried—
"I go to make freemen of slaves."
The sweetest that ear ever heard,
She sung of the slave's broken chain,
Wherever her glory appear'd.
Some clouds, which had over us hung,
Fled, chased by her melody clear,
And methought while she liberty sung,
'Twas liberty only to hear.
To a slave-cultured island we came,
Where a demon, her enemy, stood—
Oppression his terrible name.
In his hand, as the sign of his sway,
A scourge hung with lashes he bore,
And stood looking out for his prey
From Africa's sorrowful shore.
That goddesslike woman he view'd,
The scourge he let fall from his hand,
With blood of his subjects imbrued.
I saw him both sicken and die,
And, the moment the monster expired,
Heard shouts, that ascended the sky,
From thousands with rapture inspired.
At what such a dream should betide?
But soon my ear caught the glad news,
Which served my weak thought for a guide;
That Britannia, renown'd o'er the waves
For the hatred she ever has shown
To the black-sceptred rulers of slaves,
Resolves to have none of her own.
THE DIVERTING HISTORY OF JOHN GILPIN;
SHOWING HOW HE WENT FARTHER THAN HE INTENDED, AND CAME SAFE HOME AGAIN.
Of credit and renown,
A trainband captain eke was he
Of famous London town.
Though wedded we have been
These twice ten tedious years, yet we
No holiday have seen.
And we will then repair
Unto the Bell at Edmonton
All in a chaise and pair.
Myself, and children three,
Will fill the chaise; so you must ride
On horseback after we.
Of womankind but one,
And you are she, my dearest dear,
Therefore it shall be done.
As all the world doth know,
And my good friend the calendrer
Will lend his horse to go.
And for that wine is dear,
We will be furnish'd with our own,
Which is both bright and clear.
O'erjoyed was he to find,
That, though on pleasure she was bent,
She had a frugal mind.
But yet was not allow'd
To drive up to the door, lest all
Should say that she was proud.
Where they did all get in;
Six precious souls, and all agog
To dash through thick and thin.
Were never folk so glad,
The stones did rattle underneath,
As if Cheapside were mad.
Seized fast the flowing mane,
And up he got, in haste to ride,
But soon came down again;
His journey to begin,
When, turning round his head, he saw
Three customers come in.
Although it grieved him sore,
Yet loss of pence, full well he knew,
Would trouble him much more.
Were suited to their mind,
When Betty screaming came down stairs,
"The wine is left behind!"
My leathern belt likewise,
In which I bear my trusty sword
When I do exercise.
Had two stone bottles found,
To hold the liquor that she loved,
And keep it safe and sound.
Through which the belt he drew,
And hung a bottle on each side,
To make his balance true.
Equipp'd from top to toe,
His long red cloak, well brush'd and neat,
He manfully did throw.
Upon his nimble steed,
Full slowly pacing o'er the stones,
With caution and good heed.
Beneath his well shod feet,
The snorting beast began to trot,
Which gall'd him in his seat.
But John he cried in vain;
That trot became a gallop soon,
In spite of curb and rein.
Who cannot sit upright,
He grasp'd the mane with both his hands,
And eke with all his might.
Had handled been before,
What thing upon his back had got
Did wonder more and more.
Away went hat and wig;
He little dreamt, when he set out,
Of running such a rig.
Like streamer long and gay,
Till, loop and button failing both,
At last it flew away.
The bottles he had slung;
A bottle swinging at each side,
As hath been said or sung.
Up flew the windows all;
And every soul cried out, Well done!
As loud as he could bawl.
His fame soon spread around,
He carries weight! he rides a race!
'Tis for a thousand pound!
'Twas wonderful to view,
How in a trice the turnpike men
Their gates wide open threw.
His reeking head full low,
The bottles twain behind his back
Were shatter'd at a blow.
Most piteous to be seen,
Which made his horse's flanks to smoke,
As they had basted been.
With leathern girdle braced;
For all might see the bottle necks
Still dangling at his waist.
These gambols he did play,
Until he came unto the Wash
Of Edmonton so gay;
On both sides of the way,
Just like unto a trundling mop,
Or a wild goose at play.
From the balcony spied
Her tender husband, wondering much
To see how he did ride.
They all at once did cry;
The dinner waits, and we are tired:
Said Gilpin—So am I!
Inclined to tarry there;
For why?—his owner had a house
Full ten miles off, at Ware.
Shot by an archer strong;
So did he fly—which brings me to
The middle of my song.
And sore against his will,
Till at his friend the calendrer's
His horse at last stood still.
His neighbour in such trim,
Laid down his pipe, flew to the gate,
And thus accosted him:
Tell me you must and shall—
Say why bareheaded you are come,
Or why you come at all?
And loved a timely joke!
And thus unto the calendrer
In merry guise he spoke:
And, if I well forebode,
My hat and wig will soon be here,
They are upon the road.
His friend in merry pin,
Return'd him not a single word,
But to the house went in;
A wig that flow'd behind,
A hat not much the worse for wear,
Each comely in its kind.
Thus show'd his ready wit:
My head is twice as big as yours,
They therefore needs must fit.
That hangs upon your face;
And stop and eat, for well you may
Be in a hungry case.
And all the world would stare,
If wife should dine at Edmonton,
And I should dine at Ware.
I am in haste to dine;
'Twas for your pleasure you came here,
You shall go back for mine.
For which he paid full dear;
For, while he spake, a braying ass
Did sing most loud and clear;
Had heard a lion roar,
And gallop'd off with all his might,
As he had done before.
Went Gilpin's hat and wig:
He lost them sooner than at first,
For why?—they were too big.
Her husband posting down
Into the country far away,
She pull'd out half-a-crown;
That drove them to the Bell,
This shall be yours, when you bring back
My husband safe and well.
John coming back amain;
Whom in a trice he tried to stop,
By catching at his rein;
And gladly would have done,
The frighted steed he frighted more,
And made him faster run.
Went postboy at his heels,
The postboy's horse right glad to miss
The lumbering of the wheels.
Thus seeing Gilpin fly,
With postboy scampering in the rear,
They raised the hue and cry:—
Not one of them was mute;
And all and each that pass'd that way
Did join in the pursuit.
Flew open in short space;
The toll-men thinking as before,
That Gilpin rode a race.
For he got first to town;
Nor stopp'd till where he had got up
He did again get down.
And Gilpin long live he;
And when he next doth ride abroad,
May I be there to see!
THE NIGHTINGALE AND GLOWWORM.
Had cheer'd the village with his song,
Nor yet at eve his note suspended,
Nor yet when eventide was ended,
Began to feel, as well he might,
The keen demands of appetite;
When, looking eagerly around
He spied far off, upon the ground,
A something shining in the dark,
And knew the glowworm by his spark;
So stooping down from hawthorn top,
He thought to put him in his crop.
The worm, aware of his intent,
Harangued him thus, right eloquent—
Did you admire my lamp, quoth he,
As much as I your minstrelsy,
You would abhor to do me wrong
As much as I to spoil your song;
For 'twas the self-same Power divine
Taught you to sing, and me to shine;
That you with music, I with light,
Might beautify and cheer the night.
The songster heard his short oration.
And, warbling out his approbation,
Released him, as my story tells,
And found a supper somewhere else.
Hence jarring sectaries may learn
Their real interest to discern;
That brother should not war with brother,
And worry and devour each other;
But sing and shine by sweet consent,
Till life's poor transient night is spent,
Respecting in each other's case
The gifts of nature and of grace.
Those Christians best deserve the name
Who studiously make peace their aim;
Peace both the duty and the prize
Of him that creeps and him that flies.
AN EPISTLE TO AN AFFLICTED PROTESTANT LADY IN FRANCE.
A stranger's purpose in these lays
Is to congratulate, and not to praise.
To give the creature the Creator's due
Were sin in me, and an offence to you.
From man to man, or e'en to woman paid,
Praise is the medium of a knavish trade,
A coin by craft for folly's use design'd,
Spurious, and only current with the blind.
The path of sorrow, and that path alone,
Leads to the land where sorrow is unknown;
No traveller ever reach'd that blest abode,
Who found not thorns and briers in his road.
The world may dance along the flowery plain,
Cheer'd as they go by many a sprightly strain,
Where Nature has her mossy velvet spread,
With unshod feet they yet securely tread,
Admonish'd, scorn the caution and the friend,
Bent all on pleasure, heedless of its end.
But He, who knew what human hearts would prove,
How slow to learn the dictates of his love,
That, hard by nature and of stubborn will,
A life of ease would make them harder still,
In pity to the souls his grace design'd
To rescue from the ruins of mankind,
Call'd for a cloud to darken all their years,
And said, "Go, spend them in the vale of tears."
O balmy gales of soul-reviving air!
O salutary streams, that murmur there!
These flowing from the fount of grace above,
Those breathed from lips of everlasting love.
The flinty soil indeed their feet annoys;
Chill blasts of trouble nip their springing joys;
An envious world will interpose its frown,
To mar delights superior to its own;
And many a pang, experienced still within,
Reminds them of their hated inmate, Sin:
But ills of every shape and every name,
Transform'd to blessings, miss their cruel aim:
And every moment's calm, that soothes the breast,
Is given in earnest of eternal rest.
Ah, be not sad, although thy lot be cast
Far from the flock, and in a boundless waste!
No shepherd's tents within thy view appear,
But the chief Shepherd even there is near;
Thy tender sorrows and thy plaintive strain
Flow in a foreign land, but not in vain;
Thy tears all issue from a source divine,
And every drop bespeaks a Saviour thine—
So once in Gideon's fleece the dews were found,
And drought on all the drooping herbs around.