ACT III.
Scene I. Westminster. The palace.
Enter the King in his nightgown, with a Page.[3811]
But, ere they come, bid them o'er-read these letters,
And well consider of them: make good speed. [Exit Page.[3812]
How many thousand of my poorest subjects[3813]
Are at this hour asleep! O sleep, O gentle sleep,[3814]5
Nature's soft nurse, how have I frighted thee,
That thou no more wilt weigh my eyelids down,
And steep my senses in forgetfulness?
Why rather, sleep, liest thou in smoky cribs,
Upon uneasy pallets stretching thee,[3815]10
And hush'd with buzzing night-flies to thy slumber,[3816]
Than in the perfumed chambers of the great,
Under the canopies of costly state,[3817]
And lull'd with sound of sweetest melody?[3818]
O thou dull god, why liest thou with the vile15
In loathsome beds, and leavest the kingly couch
A watch-case or a common 'larum-bell?[3819]
Wilt thou upon the high and giddy mast[3820]
Seal up the ship-boy's eyes, and rock his brains
In cradle of the rude imperious surge,20
And in the visitation of the winds,
Who take the ruffian billows by the top,[3821]
Curling their monstrous heads and hanging them
With deafening clamour in the slippery clouds,[3822]
That, with the hurly, death itself awakes?25
Canst thou, O partial sleep, give thy repose[3823]
To the wet sea-boy in an hour so rude;[3824]
And in the calmest and most stillest night,[3825]
With all appliances and means to boot,
Deny it to a king? Then happy low, lie down![3826]30
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
Enter Warwick and Surrey.[3827]
Have you read o'er the letters that I sent you?[3831]
How foul it is; what rank diseases grow,
And with what danger, near the heart of it.40
Which to his former strength may be restored
With good advice and little medicine:
My Lord Northumberland will soon be cool'd.[3833]
And see the revolution of the times
Make mountains level, and the continent,
Weary of solid firmness, melt itself
Into the sea! and, other times, to see
The beachy girdle of the ocean50
Too wide for Neptune's hips; how chances mock,[3835]
And changes fill the cup of alteration
With divers liquors! O, if this were seen,[3836]
The happiest youth, viewing his progress through,[3836][3837]
What perils past, what crosses to ensue,[3836]55
Would shut the book, and sit him down and die.[3836][3838]
'Tis not ten years gone[3839]
Since Richard and Northumberland, great friends,[3840]
Did feast together, and in two years after[3841]
Were they at wars: it is but eight years since60
This Percy was the man nearest my soul;
Who like a brother toil'd in my affairs,
And laid his love and life under my foot;
Yea, for my sake, even to the eyes of Richard
Gave him defiance. But which of you was by—[3842]65
You, cousin Nevil, as I may remember— [To Warwick.
When Richard, with his eye brimful of tears,[3843]
Then check'd and rated by Northumberland,
Did speak these words, now proved a prophecy?
'Northumberland, thou ladder by the which70
My cousin Bolingbroke ascends my throne;'
Though then, God knows, I had no such intent,[3844]
But that necessity so bow'd the state,
That I and greatness were compell'd to kiss:
'The time shall come,' thus did he follow it,[3845]75
'The time will come, that foul sin, gathering head,[3845]
Shall break into corruption:' so went on,[3846]
Foretelling this same time's condition,
And the division of our amity.
Figuring the nature of the times deceased;[3847]
The which observed, a man may prophesy,
With a near aim, of the main chance of things
As yet not come to life, which in their seeds[3848]
And weak beginnings lie intreasured.[3849]85
Such things become the hatch and brood of time;
And by the necessary form of this[3850]
King Richard might create a perfect guess
That great Northumberland, then false to him,
Would of that seed grow to a greater falseness;90
Which should not find a ground to root upon,
Unless on you.
Then let us meet them like necessities:[3852]
And that same word even now cries out on us:
They say the bishop and Northumberland95
Are fifty thousand strong.
Rumour doth double, like the voice and echo,
The numbers of the fear'd. Please it your grace
To go to bed. Upon my soul, my lord,[3854]
The powers that you already have sent forth100
Shall bring this prize in very easily.[3855]
To comfort you the more, I have received
A certain instance that Glendower is dead.
Your majesty hath been this fortnight ill;
And these unseason'd hours perforce must add105
Unto your sickness.
And were these inward wars once out of hand,
We would, dear lords, unto the Holy Land. [Exeunt.[3856]
Scene II. Gloucestershire. Before Justice Shallow's house.
Enter Shallow and Silence, meeting; Mouldy, Shadow, Wart, Feeble, Bullcalf, a Servant or two with them.[3857]
hand, sir, give me your hand, sir: an early stirrer, by the[3859]
rood! And how doth my good cousin Silence?[3859][3860]
your fairest daughter and mine, my god-daughter Ellen?
is become a good scholar: he is at Oxford still, is he not?
once of Clement's Inn, where I think they will talk of mad
Shallow yet.
have done any thing indeed too, and roundly too. There[3865]
was I, and little John Doit of Staffordshire, and black George
Barnes, and Francis Pickbone, and Will Squele, a Cotswold[3866][3867]
man; you had not four such swinge-bucklers in all the inns[3867][3868]
o'court again: and I may say to you, we knew where the[3869]20
bona-robas were and had the best of them all at[3870]
commandment. Then was Jack Falstaff, now Sir John, a boy, and[3871]
page to Thomas Mowbray, Duke of Norfolk.
soldiers?25
break Skogan's head at the court-gate, when a' was a crack[3874]
not thus high: and the very same day did I fight with one[3875]
Sampson Stockfish, a fruiterer, behind Gray's Inn. Jesu,[3876]
Jesu, the mad days that I have spent! and to see how many[3876]30
of my old acquaintance are dead![3877]
as the Psalmist saith, is certain to all; all shall die. How[3878]
a good yoke of bullocks at Stamford fair?[3879]35
living yet?
dead! a' shot a fine shoot: John a Gaunt loved him well,[3882]
and betted much money on his head. Dead! a' would have
clapped i' the clout at twelve score; and carried you a fore-hand
shaft a fourteen and fourteen and a half, that it would[3883]
have done a man's heart good to see. How a score of ewes45
now?
Enter Bardolph and one with him.[3884]
which is Justice Shallow?
county, and one of the king's justices of the peace: what is[3886]
your good pleasure with me?[3887]55
captain, Sir John Falstaff, a tall gentleman, by heaven, and a[3888]
most gallant leader.
man. How doth the good knight? may I ask how60
my lady his wife doth?
than with a wife.
indeed too. Better accommodated! it is good; yea, indeed,[3892]65
is it: good phrases are surely, and ever were, very commendable.[3893]
Accommodated! it comes of 'accommodo:'[3892]
very good; a good phrase.
call you it? by this good day, I know not the phrase; but[3895]70
I will maintain the word with my sword to be a soldier-like
word, and a word of exceeding good command, by heaven.[3896]
Accommodated; that is, when a man is, as they say, accommodated;[3892]
or when a man is, being, whereby a' may be[3892][3897]
thought to be accommodated; which is an excellent thing.[3892][3897]75
Enter Falstaff.[3898]
give me your worship's good hand: by my troth, you like[3900]
well and bear your years very well: welcome, good Sir
John.80
Shallow: Master Surecard, as I think?[3901]
with me.
of the peace.
provided me here half a dozen sufficient men?[3904]
roll? Let me see, let me see, let me see. So, so, so, so, so,[3905]
so, so: yea, marry, sir: Ralph Mouldy! Let them appear as[3906]
I call; let them do so, let them do so. Let me see; where95
is Mouldy?
young, strong, and of good friends.
are mouldy lack use: very singular good! in faith, well[3910]
said, Sir John; very well said.105
have let me alone: my old dame will be undone now, for
one to do her husbandry and her drudgery: you need not
to have pricked me; there are other men fitter to go out110
than I.
is time you were spent.
where you are? For the other, Sir John: let me see:[3913][3914]
Simon Shadow![3914]
like to be a cold soldier.
shadow: so the son of the female is the shadow of the male:125
it is often so, indeed; but much of the father's substance![3916]
have a number of shadows to fill up the muster-book.[3918]
his back, and the whole frame stands upon pins: prick him
no more.
commend you well. Francis Feeble!
he'ld ha' pricked you. Wilt thou make as many holes in an[3921]
enemy's battle as thou hast done in a woman's petticoat?
courageous Feeble! thou wilt be as valiant as the wrathful
dove or most magnanimous mouse. Prick the woman's
tailor: well, Master Shallow; deep, Master Shallow.[3922]
mend him and make him fit to go. I cannot put him to a[3923]
private soldier, that is the leader of so many thousands: let
that suffice, most forcible Feeble.
next?[3925]
Bullcalf till he roar again.
with ringing in the king's affairs upon his coronation-day,
sir.
will have away thy cold; and I will take such order that175
thy friends shall ring for thee. Is here all?
must have but four here, sir: and so, I pray you, go in with
me to dinner.
tarry dinner. I am glad to see you, by my troth, Master[3930]
Shallow.
night in the windmill in Saint George's field?[3931]
Nightwork alive?
abide Master Shallow.
was then a bona-roba. Doth she hold her own well?
old; certain she's old; and had Robin Nightwork by old
Nightwork before I came to Clement's Inn.[3935]
that this knight and I have seen! Ha, Sir John, said I
well?
Shallow.
[Exeunt Falstaff and the Justices.[3940]