ACT V.
Scene I. Gloucestershire. Shallow's house.
Enter Shallow, Falstaff, Bardolph, and Page.[4274]
What, Davy, I say!
excuses shall not be admitted; there is no excuse shall serve;5
you shall not be excused. Why, Davy!
Enter Davy.
me see, Davy; let me see: yea, marry, William cook, bid[4277]
him come hither. Sir John, you shall not be excused.10
and, again, sir, shall we sow the headland with wheat?[4278]
are there no young pigeons?
be excused.
had: and, sir, do you mean to stop any of William's wages,20
about the sack he lost the other day at Hinckley fair?[4282]
of short-legged hens, a joint of mutton, and any pretty little
tiny kickshaws, tell William cook.[4283]
court is better than a penny in purse. Use his men well,
Davy; for they are arrant knaves, and will backbite.
of Woncot against Clement Perkes of the hill.[4287]
Visor: that Visor is an arrant knave, on my knowledge.35
yet, God forbid, sir, but a knave should have some countenance[4289]
at his friend's request. An honest man, sir, is able to
speak for himself, when a knave is not. I have served your
worship truly, sir, this eight years; and if I cannot once[4290]40
or twice in a quarter bear out a knave against an honest
man, I have but a very little credit with your worship.[4291]
The knave is mine honest friend, sir; therefore, I beseech
your worship, let him be countenanced.[4292]
about, Davy. [Exit Davy] Where are you, Sir John?[4293][4294]
Come, come, come, off with your boots. Give me your[4293][4295]
hand, Master Bardolph.[4293]
Bardolph: and welcome, my tall fellow [to the Page.][4297]
Come, Sir John.
Shallow.] Bardolph, look to our horses. [Exeunt Bardolph[4298][4299]
and Page.] If I were sawed into quantities, I should make[4299]55
four dozen of such bearded hermits' staves as Master Shallow.[4300]
It is a wonderful thing to see the sembable coherence of
his men's spirits and his: they, by observing of him, do bear[4301]
themselves like foolish justices; he, by conversing with them,
is turned into a justice-like serving-man: their spirits are so60
married in conjunction with the participation of society that
they flock together in consent, like so many wild-geese. If I[4302]
had a suit to Master Shallow, I would humour his men with
the imputation of being near their master: if to his men, I
would curry with Master Shallow that no man could better65
command his servants. It is certain that either wise bearing
or ignorant carriage is caught, as men take diseases, one of
another: therefore let men take heed of their company. I
will devise matter enough out of this Shallow to keep Prince
Harry in continual laughter the wearing out of six fashions,[4303]70
which is four terms, or two actions, and a' shall laugh[4304]
without intervallums. O, it is much that a lie with a slight[4305]
oath and a jest with a sad brow will do with a fellow that
never had the ache in his shoulders! O, you shall see
him laugh till his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up!75
[Exit.[4307]
Scene II. Westminster. The palace.
Enter Warwick and the Lord Chief Justice, meeting.[4308]
And to our purposes he lives no more.5
The service that I truly did his life
Hath left me open to all injuries.
To welcome the condition of the time,
Which cannot look more hideously upon me[4311]
Than I have drawn it in my fantasy.
Enter Lancaster, Clarence, Gloucester, Westmoreland, and others.[4312]
O that the living Harry had the temper15
Of him, the worst of these three gentlemen![4313]
How many nobles then should hold their places,
That must strike sail to spirits of vile sort!
Clar. }
Is all too heavy to admit much talk.
And I dare swear you borrow not that face
Of sceming sorrow, it is sure your own.
You stand in coldest expectation:
I am the sorrier; would 'twere otherwise.
Which swims against your stream of quality.
Led by the impartial conduct of my soul;[4318]
And never shall you see that I will beg
A ragged and forestall'd remission.[4319][4320]
If truth and upright innocency fail me,[4320][4321]
I'll to the king my master that is dead,40
And tell him who hath sent me after him.
Enter King Henry the fifth, attended.[4322]
Sits not so easy on me as you think.45
Brothers, you mix your sadness with some fear:[4325]
This is the English, not the Turkish court;
Not Amurath an Amurath succeeds,[4326]
But Harry Harry. Yet be sad, good brothers,
For, by my faith, it very well becomes you:[4327]50
Sorrow so royally in you appears
That I will deeply put the fashion on
And wear it in my heart: why then, be sad;
But entertain no more of it, good brothers,
Than a joint burden laid upon us all.55
For me, by heaven, I bid you be assured,
I'll be your father and your brother too;
Let me but bear your love. I'll bear your cares:
Yet weep that Harry's dead; and so will I;[4328]
But Harry lives, that shall convert those tears60
By number into hours of happiness.
You are, I think, assured I love you not.
Your majesty hath no just cause to hate me.
How might a prince of my great hopes forget[4331]
So great indignities you laid upon me?[4332]
What! rate, rebuke, and roughly send to prison70
The immediate heir of England! Was this easy?
May this be wash'd in Lethe, and forgotten?[4333]
The image of his power lay then in me:
And, in the administration of his law,75
Whiles I was busy for the commonwealth,
Your highness pleased to forget my place,
The majesty and power of law and justice,
The image of the king whom I presented,
And struck me in my very seat of judgement;80
Whereon, as an offender to your father,
I gave bold way to my authority,
And did commit you. If the deed were ill,[4334]
Be you contented, wearing now the garland,[4334]
To have a son set your decrees at nought,[4335]85
To pluck down justice from your awful bench.[4335]
To trip the course of law and blunt the sword
That guards the peace and safety of your person;[4335]
Nay, more, to spurn at your most royal image
And mock your workings in a second body.[4335]90
Question your royal thoughts, make the case yours;
Be now the father and propose a son,
Hear your own dignity so much profaned,
See your most dreadful laws so loosely slighted,
Behold yourself so by a son disdain'd;95
And then imagine me taking your part[4336]
And in your power soft silencing your son:[4337]
After this cold considerance, sentence me;
And, as you are a king, speak in your state
What I have done that misbecame my place,100
My person, or my liege's sovereignty.
Therefore still bear the balance and the sword:
And I do wish your honours may increase,
Till you do live to see a son of mine105
Offend you, and obey you, as I did.
So shall I live to speak my father's words:
'Happy am I, that have a man so bold,
That dares do justice on my proper son;
And not less happy, having such a son,[4338]110
That would deliver up his greatness so
Into the hands of justice.' You did commit me:[4339]
For which, I do commit into your hand
The unstained sword that you have used to bear;
With this remembrance, that you use the same115
With the like bold, just, and impartial spirit
As you have done 'gainst me. There is my hand.
You shall be as a father to my youth:
My voice shall sound as you do prompt mine ear,
And I will stoop and humble my intents120
To your well-practised wise directions.
And, princes all, believe me, I beseech you;
My father is gone wild into his grave,[4340][4341]
For in his tomb lie my affections;[4340]
And with his spirit sadly I survive,[4342]125
To mock the expectation of the world,
To frustrate prophecies and to raze out
Rotten opinion, who hath writ me down[4343]
After my seeming. The tide of blood in me[4344]
Hath proudly flow'd in vanity till now:130
Now doth it turn and ebb back to the sea,
Where it shall mingle with the state of floods[4345]
And flow henceforth in formal majesty.
Now call we our high court of parliament:
And let us choose such limbs of noble counsel,135
That the great body of our state may go
In equal rank with the best govern'd nation;
That war, or peace, or both at once, may be
As things acquainted and familiar to us;
In which you, father, shall have foremost hand.[4346]140
Our coronation done, we will accite,
As I before remember'd, all our state:
And, God consigning to my good intents,[4347]
No prince nor peer shall have just cause to say,
God shorten Harry's happy life one day! [Exeunt.[4348]145
Scene III. Gloucestershire. Shallow's orchard.
Enter Falstaff, Shallow, Silence, Davy, Bardolph, and the Page.[4349]
arbour, we will eat a last year's pippin of my own graffing,[4351]
with a dish of caraways, and so forth: come, cousin Silence:
and then to bed.
a rich.
Sir John: marry, good air. Spread, Davy; spread, Davy:
well said, Davy.[4353]
serving-man and your husband.[4354]
Sir John: by the mass, I have drunk too much sack at[4355]
supper: a good varlet. Now sit down, now sit down:
come, cousin.15
Do nothing but eat, and make good cheer,[4357][4358][4359] [Singing.
And praise God for the merry year;[4358][4360]
When flesh is cheap and females dear,[4358][4361]
And lusty lads roam here and there[4358][4362]20
So merrily,[4358][4363]
And ever among so merrily.[4358]
sweet sir, sit. Master page, good master page, sit. Proface![4367]
What you want in meat, we'll have in drink: but[4368]
you must bear; the heart's all. [Exit.[4369]
soldier there, be merry.
For women are shrews, both short and tall:[4370]
'Tis merry in hall when beards wag all,[4370][4372]
And welcome merry Shrove-tide.[4370]35
Be merry, be merry.[4370][4373]
this mettle.[4374]
now.40
Re-enter Davy.[4375]
[To Bardolph.[4376]
And drink unto the leman mine;[4378]
And a merry heart lives long-a.[4378]
I'll pledge you a mile to the bottom.[4382][4384]
thing, and wilt not call, beshrew thy heart. Welcome, my55
little tiny thief [to the Page], and welcome indeed too. I'll[4385]
drink to Master Bardolph, and to all the cavaleros about[4386]
London.
will you not, Master Bardolph?
stick by thee, I can assure thee that. A' will not out; he[4392][4393]65
is true bred.[4393]
merry. [Knocking within.] Look who's at door there, ho![4394]
who knocks? [Exit Davy.[4395]70
[To Silence, seeing him take off a bumper.