Torments him so, that he will sure run mad.
Hath sent a Letter to his Fathers House:
Some Challenge on my life.
with a white wenches blacke eye, shot thorough the eare
with a loue song, the verie pinne of his heart cleft with the
blinde bow-boyes but-shaft. And is he a man to encounter
Tybalt? 15
he is the couragious captaine of complements. Catso, he
fightes as you sing pricke-song, keepes time dystance and
proportion, rests me his minum rest one two and the thirde 20
in your bosome, the very butcher of a silken button, a Duellist
a Duellist, a gentleman of the very first house of the first
and second cause, ah the immortall Passado, the Punto reuerso,
the Hay.
these new tuners of accents. By Iesu a very good
blade, a very tall man, a very good whoore. Why graundsir
is not this a miserable case that we should be stil afflicted
with these strange flies: these fashionmongers, these pardonmees, 30
that stand so much on the new forme, that they
cannot sitte at ease on the old bench. Oh their bones, theyr
bones.
how art thou fishified. Sirra now is he for the numbers that
Petrarch flowdin: Laura to his Lady was but a kitchin
drudg, yet she had a better loue to berime her: Dido a dowdy
Cleopatra a Gypsie, Hero and Hellen hildings and harletries:
Thisbie a gray eye or so, but not to the purpose. Signior 40
Romeo bon iour, there is a French curtesie to your French
slop: yee gaue vs the counterfeit fairely yesternight.
a case as mine, a man may straine curtesie.
constraine a man to bow in the hams.
worne out thy Pumpe, that when the single sole of it is worn 55
the iest may remaine after the wearing solie singuler.
done: for I am sure thou hast more of the goose in one of
thy wits, than I haue in all my fiue: Was I with you there for
the goose?
thou wert not with me for the goose. 65
from an ynch narrow to an ell broad.
the goose, proues thee faire and wide a broad goose.
why now art thou sociable, now art thou thy selfe, nowe art 75
thou what thou art, as wel by arte as nature. This driueling
loue is like a great naturall, that runs vp and downe to hide
his bable in a hole.
the haire.
short, for I was come to the whole depth of my tale? and
meant indeed to occupie the argument no longer. 85
Enter Nurse and her man.
her fanne is the fairer of the two.
the diall is euen now vpon the pricke of noone.
himselfe to marre.
quoth he? I pray you can anie of you tell where one maie
finde yong Romeo?
haue found him, than he was when you sought him. I am
the yongest of that name for fault of a worse. 105
wisely.
that is somewhat stale and hoare ere it be eaten.
He walkes by them, and sings.
is verie good meate in Lent:
But a hare thats hoare is too much for a score,
if it hore ere it be spent.
Exeunt Benuolio, Mercutio.
this that was so full of his roperipe?
talke, and will speake more in an houre than hee will stand
to in a month. 125
She turnes to Peter her man.
vse me at his pleasure.
would soone haue drawen: you know my toole is as soone
out as anothers if I see time and place. 135
member about me quiuers: scuruie Iacke. But as I said, my
Ladie bad me seeke ye out, and what shee bad me tell yee,
that Ile keepe to my selfe: but if you should lead her into a
fooles paradice as they saye, it were a verie grosse kinde of 140
behauiour as they say, for the Gentlewoman is yong. Now
if you should deale doubly with her, it were verie weake
dealing, and not to be offered to anie Gentlewoman.
protest. 145
a ioyfull woman.
Gentlemanlike proffer. 150
To come to shrift to Frier Laurence cell:
And stay thou Nurse behinde the Abbey wall,
My man shall come to thee, and bring along
The cordes, made like a tackled staire, 155
Which to the high top-gallant of my ioy
Must be my conduct in the secret night.
Hold, take that for thy paines.
[Sc. IX.]
Enter Iuliet.
In halfe an houre she promist to returne.
Perhaps she cannot finde him. Thats not so.
Oh she is lazie, Loues heralds should be thoughts,
And runne more swift, than hastie powder fierd, 5
Doth hurrie from the fearfull Cannons mouth.
Enter Nurse.
my bones ake. Oh wheres my man? Giue me some aqua 10
vitæ.
side. Lord, Lord, what a case am I in.
no bodie, he is not the Flower of curtesie, he is not a proper
man: and for a hand, and a foote, and a baudie, wel go thy
way wench, thou hast it ifaith. Lord, Lord, how my head
beates? 20
mariage?
kinde, and I warrant a vertuous: wheres your Mother?
kinde Gentleman, and an honest, and a vertuous; wheres
your mother?
the poultesse for mine aking boanes? next arrant youl haue
done, euen doot your selfe. 30
What sayes my Loue, my Lord, my Romeo?
And frame a scuse that you must goe to shrift:
There stayes a Bridegroome to make you a Bride. 35
Now comes the wanton blood vp in your cheekes,
I must prouide a ladder made of cordes,
With which your Lord must clime a birdes nest soone.
I must take paines to further your delight,
But you must beare the burden soone at night. 40
Doth this newes please you now?
Thankes gentle Nurse, dispatch thy busines,
And Ile not faile to meete my Romeo. Exeunt.
[Sc. X.]
Enter Romeo, Frier.
Consists the good of me and Iuliet.
To make you happie if in me it lye.
And consumate those neuer parting bands,
Witnes of our harts loue by ioyning hands.
And come she will.
Youths loue is quicke, swifter than swiftest speed. 10
Enter Iuliet somewhat fast, and embraceth Romeo.
So light of foote nere hurts the troden flower:
Of loue and ioy, see see the soueraigne power.
(Cloasd in Nights mysts) attend the frolicke Day,
So Romeo hath expected Iuliet,
And thou art come.
Come to my Sunne: shine foorth, and make me faire. 20
Defer imbracements till some fitrer time,
Part for a while, you shall not be alone, 25
Till holy Church haue ioynd ye both in one.
Hast is a common hindrer in crosse way. Exeunt omnes. 30
[Sc. XI.]
Enter Benuolio, Mercutio.
The day is hot, the Capels are abroad.
into the confines of a tauerne, claps me his rapier on the
boord, and sayes, God send me no need of thee: and by 5
the operation of the next cup of wine, he drawes it on the
drawer, when indeed there is no need.
and as soone mooude to be moodie, and as soone moodie to 10
be mooud.
none shortly. Didst not thou fall out with a man for cracking
of nuts, hauing no other reason, but because thou hadst 15
hasill eyes? what eye but such an eye would haue pickt out
such a quarrell? With another for coughing, because hee
wakd thy dogge that lay a sleepe in the Sunne? With a
Taylor for wearing his new dublet before Easter: and
with another for tying his new shoes with olde ribands.
And yet thou wilt forbid me of quarrelling.
Enter Tybalt.
it with somewhat, and make it a word and a blow.
of vs. If you doe sirra, look for nothing but discord: For
heeres my fiddle-sticke.
Enter Romeo.
go before into the field, and he may be your follower, so in 35
that sence your worship may call him man.
words then these, thou art a villaine.
appertaining rage to such a word: villaine am I none, therfore 40
I well perceiue thou knowst me not.
drawe.
than thou canst deuise, till thou shall know the reason of 45
my loue.
it away. You Ratcatcher, come backe, come backe.
nine liues, therefore come drawe your rapier out of your
scabard, least mine be about your eares ere you be aware.
downe their weapons.
Tibalt vnder Romeos arme thrusts Mercutio, in and flyes.
houses.
barne doore, but it will serue I warrant. What meant you to
come betweene vs? I was hurt vnder your arme. 60
goe fetch me a Surgeon.
hath made wormes meate of me, & ye aske for me to morrow
you shall finde me a graue-man. A poxe of your houses,
I shall be fairely mounted vpon foure mens shoulders: For
your house of the Mountegues and the Capolets: and then
some peasantly rogue, some Sexton, some base slaue shall 70
write my Epitapth, that Tybalt came and broke the Princes
Lawes, and Mercutio was slaine for the first and second
cause. Wher's the Surgeon?
other side, come Benuolio, lend me thy hand: a poxe of
your houses. Exeunt.
My very frend hath tane this mortall wound
In my behalfe, my reputation staind 80
With Tibalts slaunder, Tybalt that an houre
Hath beene my kinsman. Ah Iuliet
Thy beautie makes me thus effeminate,
And in my temper softens valors steele.
Enter Benuolio.
That gallant spirit hath a spir'd the cloudes,
Which too vntimely scornd the lowly earth.
This but begins what other dayes must end.
Enter Tibalt.
Away to heauen respectiue lenity:
And fier eyed fury be my conduct now.
Now Tibalt take the villaine backe againe,
Which late thou gau'st me: for Mercutios soule, 95
Is but a little way aboue the cloudes,
And staies for thine to beare him company.
Or thou, or I, or both shall follow him.
Fight, Tibalt falles.
The Citizens approach, away, begone
Thou wilt be taken.
Exeunt.
Enter Citizens.
Vp sirra goe with vs[1594].
Enter Prince, Capolets wife.
The most vnlucky mannage of this brawle.
Heere lyes the man slaine by yong Romeo, 110
That slew thy kinsman braue Mercutio.
Vnhappie sight? Ah the blood is spilt
Of my deare kinsman, Prince as thou art true:
For blood of ours, shed bloud of Mountagew. 115
Romeo who spake him fayre bid him bethinke
How nice the quarrell was.
But Tibalt still persisting in his wrong, 120
The stout Mercutio drewe to calme the storme,
Which Romeo seeing cal'd stay Gentlemen,
And on me cry'd, who drew to part their strife,
And with his agill arme yong Romeo,
As fast as tung crydepeace, sought peace to make. 125
While they were enterchanging thrusts and blows,
Vnder yong Romeos laboring arme to part,
The furious Tybalt cast an enuious thrust,
That rid the life of stout Mercutio.
With that he fled, but presently return'd, 130
And with his rapier braued Romeo:
That had but newly entertain'd reuenge.
And ere I could draw forth my rapyer
To part their furie, downe did Tybalt fall,
And this way Romeo fled. 135
Some twentie of them fought in this blacke strife:
And all those twenty could but kill one life.
I doo intreate sweete Prince thoult iustice giue,
Romeo slew Tybalt, Romeo may not liue. 140
Immediately we doo exile him hence.
I haue an interest in your hates proceeding,
My blood for your rude braules doth lye a bleeding.
But Ile amerce you with so large a fine, 145
That you shall all repent the losse of mine.
I will be deafe to pleading and excuses,
Nor teares nor prayers shall purchase for abuses.
Pittie shall dwell and gouerne with vs still:
Mercie to all but murdrers, pardoning none that kill. 150
Exeunt omnes.
[Sc. XII.]
Enter Iuliet.
To Phœbus mansion, such a Waggoner
As Phaeton, would quickly bring you thether,
And send in cloudie night immediately.
Enter Nurse wringing her hands, with the ladder of cordes in her lap.
What hast thou there, the cordes?
We are vndone, Ladie we are vndone.
Can heauens be so enuious?
I saw the wound, I saw it with mine eyes.
God saue the sample, on his manly breast: 15
A bloodie coarse, a piteous bloodie coarse,
All pale as ashes, I swounded at the sight.
Hath seuerd thee from thy true Juliet?
Ah why should Heauen so much conspire with Woe, 20
Or Fate enuie our happie Marriage,
So soone to sunder vs by timelesse Death?
O honest Tybalt, curteous Gentleman.
Is Tybalt dead, and Romeo murdered:
My deare loude cousen, and my dearest Lord.
Then let the trumpet sound a generall doome
These two being dead, then liuing is there none.
Romeo that murdred him is banished.
O painted sepulcher, including filth. 35
Was neuer booke containing so foule matter,
So fairly bound. Ah, what meant Romeo?
All false, all faithles, periurde, all forsworne.
Shame come to Romeo. 40
Vpon his face Shame is ashamde to sit.
But wherefore villaine didst thou kill my Cousen?
That villaine Cousen would haue kild my husband.
All this is comfort. But there yet remaines 45
Worse than his death, which faine I would forget:
But ah, it presseth to my memorie,
Romeo is banished. Ah that word Banished
Is worse than death. Romeo is banished,
Is Father, Mother, Tybalt, Iuliet, 50
All killd, all slaine, all dead, all banished.
Where are my Father and my Mother Nurse?
Will you goe to them?
Mine shall he shed for Romeos banishment.
Ile to him, he is hid at Laurence Cell.
And bid him come to take his last farewell. Exeunt.60
[Sc. XIII.]
Enter Frier.
Affliction is enamourd on thy parts,
And thou art wedded to Calamitie.
Enter Romeo.
What Sorrow craues acquaintance at our hands, 5
Which yet we know not.
Is my yong sonne with such sowre companie:
I bring thee tidings of the Princes doome.
For Exile hath more terror in his lookes,
Than death it selfe, doo not say Banishment. 15
Be patient, for the world is broad and wide.
But purgatorie, torture, hell it selfe.
Hence banished, is banisht from the world: 20
And world exilde is death. Calling death banishment,
Thou cutst my head off with a golden axe,
And smilest vpon the stroke that murders me.
Thy fault our law calls death, but the milde Prince 25
(Taking thy part) hath rushd aside the law,
And turnd that blacke word death to banishment:
This is meere mercie, and thou seest it not.
Where Iuliet liues: and euerie cat and dog, 30
And little mouse, euerie vnworthie thing
Liue here in heauen, and may looke on her,
But Romeo may not. More validitie,
More honourable state, more courtship liues
In carrion flyes, than Romeo: they may seaze 35
On the white wonder of faire Iuliets skinne,
And steale immortall kisses from her lips;
But Romeo may not, he is banished.
Flies may doo this, but I from this must flye.
Oh Father hadst thou no strong poyson mixt, 40
No sharpe ground knife, no present meane of death,
Though nere so meane, but banishment
To torture me withall: ah, banished.
O Frier, the damned vse that word in hell:
Howling attends it. How hadst thou the heart, 45
Being a Diuine, a ghostly Confessor,
A sinne absoluer, and my frend profest,
To mangle me with that word, Banishment?
Aduersities sweete milke, philosophie,
To comfort thee though thou be banished.
Vnlesse philosophie can make a Juliet, 55
Displant a Towne, reuerse a Princes doome,
It helpes not, it prevailes not, talke no more.
Wert thou as young as I, Iuliet thy Loue,
An houre but married, Tybalt murdred.
Doting like me, and like me banished,
Then mightst thou speake, then mightst thou teare thy hayre. 65
And fall vpon the ground as I doe now,
Taking the measure of an vnmade graue.
Nurse knockes.