A Deuced Moral Lay
Oh lads that are quier on the rum-padding lay,
That saddle your prancers at waning of day,
That ride to the tavern at dawning,
Take warning,
For a dell with a scampsman the dickens ’ull play.
In gaol a full dozen of rum-pads are lying,
And for Dolly and Molly and Polly are sighing,
But those very same troublesome fair
Sent ’em there,
And they’ll all curse their morts when it comes to the dying.
Let the gemman who wants to bing wide of the crap
Beware of his dell, for she’s certain to rap—
There I’ve tipped you a deuced moral lay,
So good day,
I’m off to lie soft in my Barbara’s lap.