SUBSECT. III.—Artificial allurements of Love, Causes and Provocations to Lust; Gestures, Clothes, Dower, &c.
Natural beauty is a stronger loadstone of itself, as you have heard, a
great temptation, and pierceth to the very heart; [4967]forma verecundae,
nocuit mihi visa puellae; but much more when those artificial enticements
and provocations of gestures, clothes, jewels, pigments, exornations, shall
be annexed unto it; those other circumstances, opportunity of time and
place shall concur, which of themselves alone were all sufficient, each one
in particular to produce this effect. It is a question much controverted by
some wise men, forma debeat plus arti an naturae? Whether natural or
artificial objects be more powerful? but not decided: for my part I am of
opinion, that though beauty itself be a great motive, and give an excellent
lustre in sordibus, in beggary, as a jewel on a dunghill will shine and
cast his rays, it cannot be suppressed, which Heliodorus feigns of
Chariclia, though she were in beggar's weeds: yet as it is used, artificial
is of more force, and much to be preferred.
[4968]Sic dentata sibi videtur Aegle,
Emptis ossibus Indicoque cornu;
Sic quae nigrior est cadente moro,
Cerussata sibi placet Lychoris.
So toothless Aegle seems a pretty one,
Set out with new-bought teeth of Indy bone:
So foul Lychoris blacker than berry
Herself admires, now finer than cherry.
John Lerius the Burgundian,
cap. 8. hist. navigat. in Brazil. is
altogether on my side. For whereas (saith he) at our coming to Brazil, we
found both men and women naked as they were born, without any covering, so
much as of their privities, and could not be persuaded, by our Frenchmen
that lived a year with them, to wear any,
[4969]“Many will think that our
so long commerce with naked women, must needs be a great provocation to
lust;” but he concludes otherwise, that their nakedness did much less
entice them to lasciviousness, than our women's clothes. “And I dare boldly
affirm” (saith he) “that those glittering attires, counterfeit colours,
headgears, curled hairs, plaited coats, cloaks, gowns, costly stomachers,
guarded and loose garments, and all those other accoutrements, wherewith
our countrywomen counterfeit a beauty, and so curiously set out themselves,
cause more inconvenience in this kind, than that barbarian homeliness,
although they be no whit inferior unto them in beauty. I could evince the
truth of this by many other arguments, but I appeal” (saith he) “to my
companions at that present, which were all of the same mind.” His
countryman, Montague, in his essays, is of the same opinion, and so are
many others; out of whose assertions thus much in brief we may conclude,
that beauty is more beholden to art than nature, and stronger provocations
proceed from outward ornaments, than such as nature hath provided. It is
true that those fair sparkling eyes, white neck, coral lips, turgent paps,
rose-coloured cheeks, &c., of themselves are potent enticers; but when a
comely, artificial, well-composed look, pleasing gesture, an affected
carriage shall be added, it must needs be far more forcible than it was,
when those curious needleworks, variety of colours, purest dyes, jewels,
spangles, pendants, lawn, lace, tiffanies, fair and fine linen,
embroideries, calamistrations, ointments, etc. shall be added, they will
make the veriest dowdy otherwise, a goddess, when nature shall be furthered
by art. For it is not the eye of itself that enticeth to lust, but an
“adulterous eye,” as Peter terms it,
2. ii. 14. a wanton, a rolling,
lascivious eye: a wandering eye, which Isaiah taxeth,
iii. 16. Christ
himself, and the Virgin Mary, had most beautiful eyes, as amiable eyes as
any persons, saith
[4970]Baradius, that ever lived, but withal so modest,
so chaste, that whosoever looked on them was freed from that passion of
burning lust, if we may believe
[4971]Gerson and
[4972]Bonaventure: there
was no such antidote against it, as the Virgin Mary's face; 'tis not the
eye, but carriage of it, as they use it, that causeth such effects. When
Pallas, Juno, Venus, were to win Paris' favour for the golden apple, as it
is elegantly described in that pleasant interlude of
[4973]Apuleius, Juno
came with majesty upon the stage, Minerva gravity, but Venus
dulce
subridens, constitit amaene; et gratissimae, Graticae deam propitiantes, &c.
came in smiling with her gracious graces and exquisite music, as if she had
danced,
et nonnunquam saltare solis oculis, and which was the main matter
of all, she danced with her rolling eyes: they were the brokers and
harbingers of her suite. So she makes her brags in a modern poet,
[4974]Soon could I make my brow to tyrannise,
And force the world do homage to mine eyes.
The eye is a secret orator, the first bawd,
Amoris porta, and with
private looks, winking, glances and smiles, as so many dialogues they make
up the match many times, and understand one another's meanings, before they
come to speak a word.
[4975]Euryalus and Lucretia were so mutually
enamoured by the eye, and prepared to give each other entertainment, before
ever they had conference: he asked her good will with his eyes; she did
suffragari, and gave consent with a pleasant look. That
[4976]Thracian
Rodophe was so excellent at this dumb rhetoric, “that if she had but looked
upon any one almost” (saith Calisiris) “she would have bewitched him, and he
could not possibly escape it.” For as
[4977]Salvianus observes, “the eyes
are the windows of our souls, by which as so many channels, all dishonest
concupiscence gets into our hearts.” They reveal our thoughts, and as they
say,
frons animi index, but the eye of the countenance,
[4978]Quid
procacibus intuere ocellis? &c. I may say the same of smiling, gait,
nakedness of parts, plausible gestures, &c. To laugh is the proper passion
of a man, an ordinary thing to smile; but those counterfeit, composed,
affected, artificial and reciprocal, those counter-smiles are the dumb
shows and prognostics of greater matters, which they most part use, to
inveigle and deceive; though many fond lovers again are so frequently
mistaken, and led into a fool's paradise. For if they see but a fair maid
laugh, or show a pleasant countenance, use some gracious words or gestures,
they apply it all to themselves, as done in their favour; sure she loves
them, she is willing, coming, &c.
Stultus quando videt quod pulchra puellula ridet,
Tum fatuus credit se quod amare velit:
When a fool sees a fair maid for to smile,
He thinks she loves him, 'tis but to beguile.
They make an art of it, as the poet telleth us,
[4979]Quis credat? discunt etiam ridere puellae,
Quaeritur atque illis hac quoque parte decor.
Who can believe? to laugh maids make an art,
And seek a pleasant grace to that same part.
And 'tis as great an enticement as any of the rest,
[4980]———subrisit molle puella,
Cor tibi rite salit.
“She makes thine heart leap with
[4981]a pleasing gentle smile of hers.”
[4982]Dulce ridentem Lalagen amabo,
Dulce loquentem,
“I love Lalage as much for smiling, as for discoursing,”
delectata illa
risit tam blandum, as he said in Petronius of his mistress, being well
pleased, she gave so sweet a smile. It won Ismenias, as he
[4983]
confesseth,
Ismene subrisit amatorium, Ismene smiled so lovingly the
second time I saw her, that I could not choose but admire her: and Galla's
sweet smile quite overcame
[4984]Faustus the shepherd,
Me aspiciens moils
blande subrisit ocellis. All other gestures of the body will enforce as
much. Daphnis in
[4985]Lucian was a poor tattered wench when I knew her
first, said Corbile,
pannosa et Zacera, but now she is a stately piece
indeed, hath her maids to attend her, brave attires, money in her purse,
&c., and will you know how this came to pass? “by setting out herself after
the best fashion, by her pleasant carriage, affability, sweet smiling upon
all,” &c. Many women dote upon a man for his compliment only, and good
behaviour, they are won in an instant; too credulous to believe that every
light wanton suitor, who sees or makes love to them, is instantly
enamoured, he certainly dotes on, admires them, will surely marry, when as
he means nothing less, 'tis his ordinary carriage in all such companies. So
both delude each other by such outward shows; and amongst the rest, an
upright, a comely grace, courtesies, gentle salutations, cringes, a mincing
gait, a decent and an affected pace, are most powerful enticers, and which
the prophet Isaiah, a courtier himself, and a great observer, objected to
the daughters of Zion,
iii. 16. “they minced as they went, and made a
tinkling with their feet.” To say the truth, what can they not effect by
such means?
Whilst nature decks them in their best attires
Of youth and beauty which the world admires.
[4986]Urit—voce, manu, gressu, pectore, fronte, oculis. When art
shall be annexed to beauty, when wiles and guiles shall concur; for to
speak as it is, love is a kind of legerdemain; mere juggling, a
fascination. When they show their fair hand, fine foot and leg withal,
magnum sui desiderium nobis relinquunt, saith
[4987]Balthazar Castilio,
lib. 1. they set us a longing, “and so when they pull up their
petticoats, and outward garments,” as usually they do to show their fine
stockings, and those of purest silken dye, gold fringes, laces,
embroiderings, (it shall go hard but when they go to church, or to any
other place, all shall be seen) 'tis but a springe to catch woodcocks; and
as
[4988]Chrysostom telleth them downright, “though they say nothing with
their mouths, they speak in their gait, they speak with their eyes, they
speak in the carriage of their bodies.” And what shall we say otherwise of
that baring of their necks, shoulders, naked breasts, arms and wrists, to
what end are they but only to tempt men to lust!
[4989]Nam quid lacteolus sinus, et ipsas
Prae te fers sine linteo papillas?
Hoc est dicere, posce, posce, trado;
Hoc est ad Venerem vocare amantes.
There needs no more, as
[4990]Fredericus Matenesius well observes, but a
crier to go before them so dressed, to bid us look out, a trumpet to sound,
or for defect a sow-gelder to blow,
[4991]Look out, look out and see
What object this may be
That doth perstringe mine eye;
A gallant lady goes
In rich and gaudy clothes,
But whither away God knows,
———look out, &c., et quae sequuntur,
or to what end and purpose? But to leave all these fantastical raptures,
I'll prosecute my intended theme. Nakedness, as I have said, is an odious
thing of itself,
remedium amoris; yet it may be so used, in part, and at
set times, that there can be no such enticement as it is;
[4992]Nec mihi cincta Diana placet, nec nuda Cythere,
Illa voluptatis nil habet, haec nimium.
David so espied Bathsheba, the elders Susanna: [4993]Apelles was enamoured
with Campaspe, when he was to paint her naked. Tiberius in Suet. cap. 42.
supped with Sestius Gallus an old lecher, libidinoso sene, ea lege ut nudae
puellae administrarent; some say as much of Nero, and Pontus Huter of
Carolus Pugnax. Amongst the Babylonians, it was the custom of some
lascivious queans to dance frisking in that fashion, saith Curtius lib.
5. and Sardus de mor. gent. lib. 1. writes of others to that effect.
The [4994]Tuscans at some set banquets had naked women to attend upon
them, which Leonicus de Varia hist. lib. 3. cap. 96. confirms of such
other bawdy nations. Nero would have filthy pictures still hanging in his
chamber, which is too commonly used in our times, and Heliogabalus, etiam
coram agentes, ut ad venerem incitarent: So things may be abused. A
servant maid in Aristaenetus spied her master and mistress through the
key-hole [4995]merrily disposed; upon the sight she fell in love with her
master. [4996]Antoninus Caracalla observed his mother-in-law with her
breasts amorously laid open, he was so much moved, that he said, Ah si
liceret, O that I might; which she by chance overhearing, replied as
impudently, [4997]Quicquid libet licet, thou mayst do what thou wilt:
and upon that temptation he married her: this object was not in cause, not
the thing itself, but that unseemly, indecent carriage of it.
When you have all done, veniunt a veste sagittae the greatest provocations
of lust are from our apparel; God makes, they say, man shapes, and there is
no motive like unto it;
[4998]Which doth even beauty beautify,
And most bewitch a wretched eye,
a filthy knave, a deformed quean, a crooked carcass, a mawkin, a witch, a
rotten post, a hedgestake may be so set out and tricked up, that it shall
make as fair a show, as much enamour as the rest: many a silly fellow is so
taken.
Primum luxuriae, aucupium, one calls it, the first snare of lust;
[4999]Bossus aucupium animarum, lethalem arundinem, a fatal reed, the
greatest bawd,
forte lenocinium, sanguineis lachrymis deplorandum,
saith
[5000]Matenesius, and with tears of blood to be deplored. Not that
comeliness of clothes is therefore to be condemned, and those usual
ornaments: there is a decency and decorum in this as well as in other
things, fit to be used, becoming several persons, and befitting their
estates; he is only fantastical that is not in fashion, and like an old
image in arras hangings, when a manner of attire is generally received; but
when they are so new-fangled, so unstaid, so prodigious in their attires,
beyond their means and fortunes, unbefitting their age, place, quality,
condition, what should we otherwise think of them? Why do they adorn
themselves with so many colours of herbs, fictitious flowers, curious
needleworks, quaint devices, sweet-smelling odours, with those inestimable
riches of precious stones, pearls, rubies, diamonds, emeralds, &c.? Why do
they crown themselves with gold and silver, use coronets and tires of
several fashions, deck themselves with pendants, bracelets, earrings,
chains, girdles, rings, pins, spangles, embroideries, shadows, rebatoes,
versicolour ribands? why do they make such glorious shows with their
scarves, feathers, fans, masks, furs, laces, tiffanies, ruffs, falls, calls,
cuffs, damasks, velvets, tinsels, cloth of gold, silver, tissue? with
colours of heavens, stars, planets: the strength of metals, stones, odours,
flowers, birds, beasts, fishes, and whatsoever Africa, Asia, America, sea,
land, art, and industry of man can afford? Why do they use and covet such
novelty of inventions; such new-fangled tires, and spend such inestimable
sums on them? “To what end are those crisped, false hairs, painted faces,”
as
[5001]the satirist observes, “such a composed gait, not a step awry?”
Why are they like so many Sybarites, or Nero's Poppaea, Ahasuerus'
concubines, so costly, so long a dressing, as Caesar was marshalling his
army, or a hawk in pruning?
[5002]Dum moliuntur, dum comuntur annus est:
a
[5003]gardener takes not so much delight and pains in his garden, a
horseman to dress his horse, scour his armour, a mariner about his ship, a
merchant his shop and shop-book, as they do about their faces, and all
those other parts: such setting up with corks, straightening with
whalebones; why is it, but as a day-net catcheth larks, to make young men
stoop unto them? Philocharus, a gallant in Aristenaetus, advised his friend
Poliaenus to take heed of such enticements,
[5004]“for it was the sweet
sound and motion of his mistress's spangles and bracelets, the smell of her
ointments, that captivated him first,”
Illa fuit mentis prima ruina meae.
Quid sibi vult pixidum turba, saith
[5005]Lucian, “to what use are pins,
pots, glasses, ointments, irons, combs, bodkins, setting-sticks? why bestow
they all their patrimonies and husbands' yearly revenues on such
fooleries?”
[5006]bina patrimonia singulis auribus; “why use they
dragons, wasps, snakes, for chains, enamelled jewels on their necks, ears?”
dignum potius foret ferro manus istas religari, atque utinam monilia vere
dracones essent; they had more need some of them be tied in bedlam with
iron chains, have a whip for a fan, and hair-cloths next to their skins,
and instead of wrought smocks, have their cheeks stigmatised with a hot
iron: I say, some of our Jezebels, instead of painting, if they were well
served. But why is all this labour, all this cost, preparation, riding,
running, far-fetched, and dear bought stuff?
[5007]“Because forsooth they
would be fair and fine, and where nature, is defective, supply it by art.”
[5008]Sanguine quae vero non rubet, arte rubet, (Ovid); and to that
purpose they anoint and paint their faces, to make Helen of
Hecuba—
parvamque exortamque puellam—Europen.[5009]To this intent they
crush in their feet and bodies, hurt and crucify themselves, sometimes in
lax-clothes, a hundred yards I think in a gown, a sleeve; and sometimes
again so close,
ut nudos exprimant artus. [5010]Now long tails and
trains, and then short, up, down, high, low, thick, thin, &c.; now little
or no bands, then as big as cart wheels; now loose bodies, then great
farthingales and close girt, &c. Why is all this, but with the whore in the
Proverbs, to intoxicate some or other?
oculorum decipulam,
[5011]one
therefore calls it,
et indicem libidinis, the trap of lust, and sure
token, as an ivy-bush is to a tavern.
Quod pulchros Glycere sumas de pixide vultus,
Quod tibi compositae nec sine lege comae:
Quod niteat digitis adamas, Beryllus in aure,
Non sum divinus, sed scio quid cupias.
O Glycere, in that you paint so much,
Your hair is so bedeckt in order such.
With rings on fingers, bracelets in your ear,
Although no prophet, tell I can, I fear.
To be admired, to be gazed on, to circumvent some novice; as many times
they do, that instead of a lady he loves a cap and a feather instead of a
maid that should have
verum colorem, corpus solidum et succi plenum (as
Chaerea describes his mistress in the
[5012]poet), a painted face, a
ruff-band, fair and fine linen, a coronet, a flower, (
[5013]Naturaeque
putat quod fuit artificis,) a wrought waistcoat he dotes on, or a pied
petticoat, a pure dye instead of a proper woman. For generally, as with
rich-furred conies, their cases are far better than their bodies, and like
the bark of a cinnamon, tree, which is dearer than the whole bulk, their
outward accoutrements are far more precious than their inward endowments.
'Tis too commonly so.
[5014]Auferimur cultu, et gemmis, auroque teguntur
Omnia; pars minima est ipsa puella sui.
With gold and jewels all is covered,
And with a strange tire we are won,
(Whilst she's the least part of herself)
And with such baubles quite undone.
Why do they keep in so long together, a whole winter sometimes, and will
not be seen but by torch or candlelight, and come abroad with all the
preparation may be, when they have no business, but only to show
themselves? Spectatum veniunt, veniunt spectentur ut ipsae.
[5015]For what is beauty if it be not seen,
Or what is't to be seen if not admir'd,
And though admir'd, unless in love desir'd?
why do they go with such counterfeit gait, which
[5016]Philo Judeus
reprehends them for, and use (I say it again) such gestures, apish,
ridiculous, indecent attires, sybaritical tricks,
fucos genis, purpurissam
venis, cerussam fronti, leges occulis, &c. use those sweet perfumes,
powders and ointments in public; flock to hear sermons so frequent, is it
for devotion? or rather, as
[5017]Basil tells them, to meet their
sweethearts, and see fashions; for, as he saith, commonly they come so
provided to that place, with such curious compliments, with such gestures
and tires, as if they should go to a dancing-school, a stage-play, or
bawdy-house, fitter than a church.
When such a she-priest comes her mass to say,
Twenty to one they all forget to pray.
“They make those holy temples, consecrated to godly martyrs and religious
uses, the shops of impudence, dens of whores and thieves, and little better
than brothel houses.” When we shall see these things daily done, their
husbands bankrupts, if not cornutos, their wives light housewives,
daughters dishonest; and hear of such dissolute acts, as daily we do, how
should we think otherwise? what is their end, but to deceive and inveigle
young men? As tow takes fire, such enticing objects produce their effect,
how can it be altered? When Venus stood before Anchises (as
[5018]Homer
feigns in one of his hymns) in her costly robes, he was instantly taken,
Cum ante ipsum staret Jovis filia, videns eam
Anchises, admirabatur formam, et stupendas vestes;
Erat enim induta peplo, igneis radiis spiendidiore;
Habebat quoque torques fulgidos, flexiles haelices,
Tenerum collum ambiebant monilia pulchra,
Aurea, variegata.———
When Venus stood before Anchises first,
He was amaz'd to see her in her tires;
For she had on a hood as red as fire,
And glittering chains, and ivy-twisted spires,
About her tender neck were costly brooches,
And necklaces of gold, enamell'd ouches.
So when Medea came in presence of Jason first, attended by her nymphs and
ladies, as she is described by
[5019]Apollonius,
Cunctas vero ignis instar sequebatur splendor,
Tantum ab aureis fimbriis resplendebat jubar,
Accenditque in oculis dulce desiderium.
A lustre followed them like flaming fire,
And from their golden borders came such beams,
Which in his eyes provok'd a sweet desire.
Such a relation we have in
[5020]Plutarch, when the queens came and
offered themselves to Antony,
[5021]“with diverse presents, and enticing
ornaments, Asiatic allurements, with such wonderful joy and festivity, they
did so inveigle the Romans, that no man could contain himself, all was
turned to delight and pleasure. The women transformed themselves to Bacchus
shapes, the men-children to Satyrs and Pans; but Antony himself was quite
besotted with Cleopatra's sweet speeches, philters, beauty, pleasing tires:
for when she sailed along the river Cydnus, with such incredible pomp in a
gilded ship, herself dressed like Venus, her maids like the Graces, her
pages like so many Cupids, Antony was amazed, and rapt beyond himself.”
Heliodorus,
lib. 1. brings in Dameneta, stepmother to Cnemon, “whom she
[5022]saw in his scarves, rings, robes, and coronet, quite mad for the love
of him.” It was Judith's pantofles that ravished the eyes of Holofernes.
And
[5023]Cardan is not ashamed to confess, that seeing his wife the first
time all in white, he did admire and instantly love her. If these outward
ornaments were not of such force, why doth
[5024]Naomi give Ruth counsel
how to please Boaz? and
[5025]Judith, seeking to captivate Holofernes,
washed and anointed herself with sweet ointments, dressed her hair, and put
on costly attires. The riot in this kind hath been excessive in times past;
no man almost came abroad, but curled and anointed,
[5026]Et matutino suadans Crispinus amomo.
Quantum vix redolent duo funera.
“one spent as much as two funerals at once, and with perfumed hairs,”
[5027]et rosa canos odorati capillos Assyriaque nardo. What strange
thing doth [5028]Sueton. relate in this matter of Caligula's riot? And
Pliny, lib. 12. & 13. Read more in Dioscorides, Ulmus, Arnoldus,
Randoletius de fuco et decoratione; for it is now an art, as it was of
old, (so [5029]Seneca records) officinae, sunt adores coquentium. Women
are bad and men worse, no difference at all between their and our times;
[5030]“good manners” (as Seneca complains) “are extinct with wantonness, in
tricking up themselves men go beyond women, they wear harlots' colours, and
do not walk, but jet and dance,” hic mulier, haec vir, more like players,
butterflies, baboons, apes, antics, than men. So ridiculous, moreover, we
are in our attires, and for cost so excessive, that as Hierome said of old,
Uno filio villarum insunt pretia, uno lino decies sestertium inseritur;
'tis an ordinary thing to put a thousand oaks and a hundred oxen into a
suit of apparel, to wear a whole manor on his back. What with shoe-ties,
hangers, points, caps and feathers, scarves, bands, curls, &c., in a short
space their whole patrimonies are consumed. Heliogabalus is taxed by
Lampridius, and admired in his age for wearing jewels in his shoes, a
common thing in our times, not for emperors and princes, but almost for
serving men and tailors; all the flowers, stars, constellations, gold and
precious stones do condescend to set out their shoes. To repress the luxury
of those Roman matrons, there was [5031]Lex Valeria and Oppia, and a Cato
to contradict; but no laws will serve to repress the pride and insolency of
our days, the prodigious riot in this kind. Lucullus's wardrobe is put down
by our ordinary citizens; and a cobbler's wife in Venice, a courtesan in
Florence, is no whit inferior to a queen, if our geographers say true: and
why is all this? “Why do they glory in their jewels” (as [5032]he saith) “or
exult and triumph in the beauty of clothes? why is all this cost? to incite
men the sooner to burning lust.” They pretend decency and ornament; but let
them take heed, that while they set out their bodies they do not damn their
souls; 'tis [5033]Bernard's counsel: “shine in jewels, stink in
conditions; have purple robes, and a torn conscience.” Let them take heed
of Isaiah's prophecy, that their slippers and attires be not taken from
them, sweet balls, bracelets, earrings, veils, wimples, crisping-pins,
glasses, fine linen, hoods, lawns, and sweet savours, they become not bald,
burned, and stink upon a sudden. And let maids beware, as [5034]Cyprian
adviseth, “that while they wander too loosely abroad, they lose not their
virginities:” and like Egyptian temples, seem fair without, but prove
rotten carcases within. How much better were it for them to follow that
good counsel of Tertullian? [5035]“To have their eyes painted with
chastity, the Word of God inserted into their ears, Christ's yoke tied to
the hair, to subject themselves to their husbands. If they would do so,
they should be comely enough, clothe themselves with the silk of sanctity,
damask of devotion, purple of piety and chastity, and so painted, they
shall have God himself to be a suitor: let whores and queans prank up
themselves, [5036]let them paint their faces with minion and ceruse, they
are but fuels of lust, and signs of a corrupt soul: if ye be good, honest,
virtuous, and religious matrons, let sobriety, modesty and chastity be your
honour, and God himself your love and desire.” Mulier recte olet, ubi
nihil olet, then a woman smells best, when she hath no perfume at all; no
crown, chain, or jewel (Guivarra adds) is such an ornament to a virgin, or
virtuous woman, quam virgini pudor, as chastity is: more credit in a wise
man's eye and judgment they get by their plainness, and seem fairer than
they that are set out with baubles, as a butcher's meat is with pricks,
puffed up, and adorned like so many jays with variety of colours. It is
reported of Cornelia, that virtuous Roman lady, great Scipio's daughter,
Titus Sempronius' wife, and the mother of the Gracchi, that being by chance
in company with a companion, a strange gentlewoman (some light housewife
belike, that was dressed like a May lady, and, as most of our gentlewomen
are, “was [5037]more solicitous of her head-tire than of her health, that
spent her time between a comb and a glass, and had rather be fair than
honest” (as Cato said), “and have the commonwealth turned topsy-turvy than her
tires marred;” and she did nought but brag of her fine robes and jewels,
and provoked the Roman matron to show hers: Cornelia kept her in talk till
her children came from school, and these, said she, are my jewels, and so
deluded and put off a proud, vain, fantastical, housewife. How much better
were it for our matrons to do as she did, to go civilly and decently,
[5038]Honestae mulieris instar quae utitur auro pro eo quod est, ad ea
tantum quibus opus est, to use gold as it is gold, and for that use it
serves, and when they need it, than to consume it in riot, beggar their
husbands, prostitute themselves, inveigle others, and peradventure damn
their own souls? How much more would it be for their honour and credit?
Thus doing, as Hierom said of Blesilla, [5039]“Furius did not so triumph
over the Gauls, Papyrius of the Samnites, Scipio of Numantia, as she did by
her temperance;” pulla semper veste, &c., they should insult and domineer
over lust, folly, vainglory, all such inordinate, furious and unruly
passions.
But I am over tedious, I confess, and whilst I stand gaping after fine
clothes, there is another great allurement, (in the world's eye at least)
which had like to have stolen out of sight, and that is money, veniunt a
dote sagittae, money makes the match; [5040]Μονὸν ἄργυρον
βλέπουσιν: 'tis like sauce to their meat, cum carne condimentum, a good
dowry with a wife. Many men if they do hear but of a great portion, a rich
heir, are more mad than if they had all the beauteous ornaments, and those
good parts art and nature can afford, they [5041]care not for honesty,
bringing up, birth, beauty, person, but for money.
[5042]Canes et equos (o Cyrne) quaerimus
Nobiles, et a bona progenie;
Malam vero uxorem, malique patris filiam
Ducere non curat vir bonus,
Modo ei magnam dotem afferat,
Our dogs and horses still from the best breed
We carefully seek, and well may they speed:
But for our wives, so they prove wealthy,
Fair or foul, we care not what they be.
If she be rich, then she is fair, fine, absolute and perfect, then they
burn like fire, they love her dearly, like pig and pie, and are ready to
hang themselves if they may not have her. Nothing so familiar in these
days, as for a young man to marry an old wife, as they say, for a piece of
gold;
asinum auro onustum; and though she be an old crone, and have never
a tooth in her head, neither good conditions, nor a good face, a natural
fool, but only rich, she shall have twenty young gallants to be suitors in
an instant. As she said in Suetonius,
non me, sed mea ambiunt, 'tis not
for her sake, but for her lands or money; and an excellent match it were
(as he added) if she were away. So on the other side, many a young lovely
maid will cast away herself upon an old, doting, decrepit dizzard,
[5043]Bis puer effoeto quamvis balbutiat ore,
Prima legit rarae tam culta roseta puellae,
that is rheumatic and gouty, hath some twenty diseases, perhaps but one
eye, one leg, never a nose, no hair on his head, wit in his brains, nor
honesty, if he have land or
[5044]money, she will have him before all
other suitors,
[5045]Dummodo sit dives barbarus ille placet. “If he be
rich, he is the man,” a fine man, and a proper man, she will go to
Jacaktres or Tidore with him;
Galesimus de monte aureo. Sir Giles
Goosecap, Sir Amorous La-Fool, shall have her. And as Philemasium in
[5046]
Aristaenetus told Emmusus,
absque argento omnia vana, hang him that hath
no money, “'tis to no purpose to talk of marriage without means,”
[5047]
trouble me not with such motions; let others do as they will, “I'll be sure
to have one shall maintain me fine and brave.” Most are of her mind,
[5048]
De moribus ultima fiet questio, for his conditions, she shall inquire
after them another time, or when all is done, the match made, and everybody
gone home.
[5049]Lucian's Lycia was a proper young maid, and had many fine
gentlemen to her suitors; Ethecles, a senator's son, Melissus, a merchant,
&c.; but she forsook them all for one Passius, a base, hirsute, bald-pated
knave; but why was it? “His father lately died and left him sole heir of
his goods and lands.” This is not amongst your dust-worms alone, poor
snakes that will prostitute their souls for money, but with this bait you
may catch our most potent, puissant, and illustrious princes. That proud
upstart domineering Bishop of Ely, in the time of Richard the First,
viceroy in his absence, as
[5050]Nubergensis relates it, to fortify
himself, and maintain his greatness,
propinquarum suarum connubiis,
plurimos sibi potentes et nobiles devincire curavit, married his poor
kinswomen (which came forth of Normandy by droves) to the chiefest nobles
of the land, and they were glad to accept of such matches, fair or foul,
for themselves, their sons, nephews, &c.
Et quis tam praeclaram aflinitatem
sub spe magnae promotionis non optaret? Who would not have done as much for
money and preferment? as mine author
[5051]adds. Vortiger, King of
Britain, married Rowena the daughter of Hengist the Saxon prince, his
mortal enemy; but wherefore? she had Kent for her dowry. Iagello the great
Duke of Lithuania, 1386, was mightily enamoured on Hedenga, insomuch that
he turned Christian from a Pagan, and was baptised himself by the name of
Uladislaus, and all his subjects for her sake: but why was it? she was
daughter and heir of Poland, and his desire was to have both kingdoms
incorporated into one. Charles the Great was an earnest suitor to Irene the
Empress, but, saith
[5052]Zonarus,
ob regnum, to annex the empire of the
East to that of the West. Yet what is the event of all such matches, that
are so made for money, goods, by deceit, or for burning lust,
quos foeda
libido conjunxit, what follows? they are almost mad at first, but 'tis a
mere flash; as chaff and straw soon fired, burn vehemently for a while, yet
out in a moment; so are all such matches made by those allurements of
burning lust; where there is no respect of honesty, parentage, virtue,
religion, education, and the like, they are extinguished in an instant, and
instead of love comes hate; for joy, repentance and desperation itself.
Franciscus Barbarus in his first book
de re uxoria, c. 5, hath a story of
one Philip of Padua that fell in love with a common whore, and was now
ready to run mad for her; his father having no more sons let him enjoy her;
[5053]“but after a few days, the young man began to loath, could not so
much as endure the sight of her, and from one madness fell into another.”
Such event commonly have all these lovers; and he that so marries, or for
such respects, let them look for no better success than Menelaus had with
Helen, Vulcan with Venus, Theseus with Phaedra, Minos with Pasiphae, and
Claudius with Messalina; shame, sorrow, misery, melancholy, discontent.