Ethelwyn had intended to have a most unhappy day, so after her mother and Beth went, she lay face down in the hammock with a very damp ball of a handkerchief squeezed up tightly against her eyes. But by and by she heard Aunty Stevens calling her. "Here I am," she answered, at once sitting up.
"Do you feel well enough to help me make some apple pies?" Ethelwyn rolled out of the hammock, and ran into the kitchen in a trice.
"O if you only knew how I love to cook, Aunty Stevens," she cried. "And nobody will hardly ever let me. I can make the bestest cookies if any one else just makes the dough. So if you don't feel just prezactly well, you can sit in the rocking-chair, and I will do it all."
"Thank you, deary, but I'm feeling pretty well to-day, so we will work together. Let me tie this apron around you."
Then Aunty Stevens brought out the dearest little moulding-board and rolling-pin, and drew out of a corner a small table.
"O isn't everything about this just too cunning? Did these used to be Miss Dorothy's?" said Ethelwyn in a rapture, Mrs. Stevens nodded.
"Here's your dough, dear. Now roll it out to fit this little plate."
This took time, for it persisted in rolling out long and slim, and not at all the shape of the plate, but at last it was fitted in.
"Now what comes?" said the little cook, lifting a red and floury face.
"A thick layer of these apples—no, just a layer of sugar and flour—then the crust won't soak. Now the apples. Sugar them well. Put any of these spices on that you wish."
"I like the taste of cinnamon, and spice-oil, but nutmegs are so cunning to grate. I b'lieve I'll put 'em all in," said Ethelwyn, critically studying the spice shakers.
"Now dot the apples over with butter, a dash of cold water, and a sprinkle of flour. Now roll out your top crust. Cut little slits for it to breathe through; pinch the two crusts together, after you have wet your finger and thumb in cold water. There! now it is ready to go in the oven."
"O isn't it sweet?" said Ethelwyn. "Nobody can cook like you, Aunty Stevens. Nobody. I think it's a great—great appomplishment."
"Thank you, dear. Now sit down, and when I have cleaned up things a little, we'll go out on the west porch, and I am going to tell you something. I have saved it for a secret for the little girl who couldn't go to town to-day, but who gave up her birthday presents for the sake of others."
"O goody," said Ethelwyn, beaming with joy. "Next to cooking, I love to hear secrets. And would you mind telling me a thing or two, I have been thinking about lately? I have been meaning to ask mother about it. You know in church we say we believe in the resurrection of the body. Well, what do you s'pose," leaning forward impressively—"becomes of the bodies the cannibals eat?"
"Well, Ethelwyn," said Mrs. Stevens with a gasp. "I suppose it's no harder than to resurrect them from anywhere else."
"O yes, I should think so," said Ethelwyn earnestly, "because they'd get dreadfully mixed up in themselves. But never mind. I suppose the Lord can manage it."
Aunty Stevens and she then went out on the porch that faced the sea.
"O now I'm going to hear the secret," said Ethelwyn, sitting down on the arm of the chair. "And my own pie is in the oven baking. Aren't we having a good time, Aunty Stevens?"
"Yes, we are," said Aunty Stevens, hugging her. "And now I am going to tell you. I'm afraid, deary, that I have been a very selfish woman. When my husband died, I felt as though I had nothing to live for but Dorothy, and when she too went away, I felt that there was no use in living. The other evening when I heard you all planning for others, it occurred to me to be ashamed, for here is this house, and I am all alone in it. Why it's the very thing for a children's rest and training school."
"O Aunty Stevens," said Ethelwyn, getting up close to hug and kiss her.
"I can give the cottage, and I can manage it, and your money can fit it up, and hire teachers."
"Yes, sir," said Ethelwyn, wildly excited. "You can teach them to make pies like mine—"
"Yes, they can be taught to do all sorts of things about a house—"
"And Dick?"
"He shall be the first one."
"And his 'dopted aunt?"
"Yes, indeed. She can help in many ways."
"O this is lots better than going to town. I just wish I could tell mother and Beth. Seems to me I can't possibly wait."
"I see Nan coming. Suppose 'Vada should take you two down to have your luncheon on the beach."
"The pie, too?"
"Yes, and other things, if your throat is better, so you can go."
"O it's all well, cured with joy, I guess. Anyway mother said I might go outdoors, you know. It was the noise and smoke in town she thought would hurt me."
So they went off on their picnic, and did not come home until time to dress for the train that was to bring back Mrs. Rayburn and Beth.
"Well Ethelwyn," said Aunty Stevens, meeting her, "how was the picnic?"
"The picnic as far as the pie, and other eating were concerned, was perfect, but Nan was a trial sometimes," said Ethelwyn, sighing deeply; "she said she couldn't possibly go home, 'count of her mother having a headache as usual, and she was as cross as a bear. I had my hands pretty full with that child. She does not give in to me like my sister—I will say that." And Ethelwyn again sighed deeply, as she walked into the house for her bath and toilet.
When the train stopped, and Elizabeth appeared, Ethelwyn and she rushed at each other, and both began to talk at once.
"I've a secret that will make your eyes stick out—then I made a pie—"
"I saw the doctor that makes bone people. There was one for a sign at the pittalhos where we were—"
"Hospital, child."
"And he was undressed, even from out of his skin; you could, see clear through him. I was scared, because I thought that the doctor would make mother and me into one, but he was nice and said he'd cure Dick. We saw his bed all white—"
"Wait till you know the secret. I saved you a piece of pie—Nan wanted it—"
"I rode up in an alligator—"
"Elevator."
"And a man at the pittalhos said, 'where did I get those dimple holes,' and I said prob'ly they wasn't fat enough to stuff it all—he laughed though at that."
And so they chattered on until they reached home.
It all unfolded like a beautiful flower, and every one was interested in getting ready the Children's Rest and Summer Training School, which was to be the name of the cottage. In the midst of it all, Mrs. Stevens one day received from Japan a long and happy letter from Dorothy and her husband; and a mysterious box, which was smuggled away for the birthday, came for the children.
Dick was getting better every minute, and was looking forward with eager delight to the time when he should go to the Rest, well and strong.
In the Rayburn sitting-room one evening, the children were looking over a portfolio of photographs.
Aunty Stevens as usual was knitting, and laughing with them over the pictures.
Ethelwyn was showing them, for she had seen them before.
"This is Beethoven," she announced, holding up one of the great masters. "He isn't very pretty, but I s'pose he made up in being clever."
"He is sort of kind-looking," said Beth, who always liked to say something nice about every one.
"He is better than pretty," said Ethelwyn. "He's a very good musician. He can play the piano."
"Where does he live?"
"Paradise, I think. Mebbe not, though."
"I'm sorry for his folks."
"This is Handel."
"What of?" and Nan got up to look.
"Not a dipper-handle, but a man of that name. He could play too."
"He looks kind of like a woman—look at his hair."
"That is his wig."
"Was he a bawheady?" and Beth got up to look more closely at the man who was afflicted like her beloved doll.
"I s'pose he must have been. But it doesn't show like your doll's," said Nan.
"This is a bust of Diana."
"Where is she busted?"
"All but her head and shoulders."
"Who did it?"
"A man I guess. This is the 'Kiss of Judas.'"
"Oh, isn't Judas mean-looking?"
"Looks like a bug thief." This from Beth.
"Burglar, child," said Nan.
"Bug thief is what I meant," said Beth with dignity, for she didn't propose to be corrected by Nan or sister. Then she walked over to her mother. "Are you very old, mother?" she asked. "I've been meaning to ask. Are you a hundred, or eleven, or is that your size shoe?"
"Elizabeth Rayburn!" said Ethelwyn, dropping the photographs and coming over to her mother, followed by Nan. "Our mother isn't old at all!"
"No I know she isn't, only she must be toler'bly old, to know so much goodness."
"I'm just old enough to love you," said their mother, laughing and hugging them all three at once in a way she had.
"I've some money in the bank," said Nan presently. "I've been thinking what I'd buy for the Rest, and I've 'bout decided on a feeble chair."
"Goodness me! I shall never sit in it, if it's feeble, Nan," said Aunty Stevens, laughing.
"No, for the feeble," corrected Nan. "I want my mother to give something too; she has some money, and I believe if she would give it for my brother's sake, she would feel better and wouldn't cry so much. Perhaps she will."
"We are all going to church to-morrow, 'cause your father is going to preach about the Rest,—pray over it too, and mother's going to sing the offertory, two verses, if the sermon's too long, and three if it isn't. You tell your father that, for singing is much more interesting than preaching any day."
"Ethelwyn!"
"Why it is, mother."
"I'll tell father, but he is likely to go on a long time when he is once started," said Nan.
"If I don't go to sleep, I'll be sure to wiggle," said Beth.
But they all went to sleep.
Ethelwyn sat in the choir seats close to her mother; while Elizabeth sat below with Aunty Stevens. Nan sat quite near them and sweetly smiled at Elizabeth.
"How do you feel?" she asked in a shrill whisper. "Wiggly? I told father not to preach very long, but there is no telling. Mother has some gum drops for me if I wiggle."
"Don't you think you will then?" asked Beth.
But Nan's mother stopped further disclosures by turning her daughter around, and setting her down with emphasis on the other side of her.
Fortunately they all three fell asleep in the early part of the sermon and did not wake up until Mrs. Rayburn began to sing. At the first note Ethelwyn slipped down, and stood with her hand in her mother's. Then Elizabeth eluded Aunty Stevens's vigilant eye, slipped out of the seat and walked up and stood on the other side, her head raised looking into her mother's face, and to their great delight the three verses were sung.
By constant and hard work, the house was ready for occupancy on Ethelwyn's birthday.
Two or three days before it was finished, Nan's mother came over, the melancholy look on her face somewhat lifted. She brought with her the deed of the land adjoining the cottage and sloping down to the sea. This land she at once undertook to have equipped for a playground with swings, tennis courts, a ball ground and all the things that delight young hearts.
"It is for Philip," she said simply. "I have put his money into it, and perhaps, by looking a little after homeless, suffering children, I can forget my own heartache."
"You have chosen the very best way to do so," said Mrs. Rayburn.
Nan's "feeble" chair came the night before the opening, and all three of the children christened it, by getting in, and wheeling it over the shining floors at a high rate of speed, thereby proving it to be anything but feeble.
The morning train brought a bevy of pale-faced, joyless-looking waifs.
At first they were stiff and shy, but under the vigorous leadership of Nan, Ethelwyn, and Beth, they were soon organized into a Rough Riders Company, and slid down the banisters, and shot out into the playground with shrill yells of delight.
Dick was general, for he was not yet strong enough to run, so he sat in his wheel-chair, and directed the others.
"We made him general, for generals never have anything to do but boss others; they are never killed or anything," explained Nan.
A doctor from the hospital had sent down a wagon and goat team. There were bicycles and a hobby-horse, and boats safely fastened; so they rode, ran, trotted, or sat in the boats, all the happy day.
Two things were almost forgotten in all the excitement. One was, that this was Ethelwyn's birthday, and the other, that they had to go away the next day.
In the evening, however, there was a birthday cake, with eight candles on it. Then they had the fun of opening the box from Japan.
There was a whole family of quaint dolls for Elizabeth, labeled by Dorothy's husband, "Heathen dolls: never baptized."
"Nor never will be, by Nan," said Elizabeth, fondly hugging them to her, and fixing guilty Nan with a steadfast glance.
There was the cunningest watch for Ethelwyn about the size of a quarter of a dollar.
"It's a live one, though," said its owner proudly, shaking it and holding it up to her ear.
There was a parasol and a sash for Nan, and three Japanese costumes complete for the "three little maids from school." These, they at once put on. Then they all went out on the lawn, and hung Japanese lanterns in the trees, and Nan's father set off the fireworks, which were also in the box; so the day closed in a blaze of glory.
At last they were in the sitting-room again.
The adopted children clean and dressed in white gowns were asleep in their dainty iron beds, and dreaming of happiness past, and to come.
Nan, her father, and mother, and Mrs. Stevens came in for a last word.
"I shall put on mourning to-morrow," announced Nan in a melancholy voice, "for I shall be a widow. What makes you go away, Mrs. Rayburn?"
"School and business call us to town, Nan, but we shall come every summer, and spend Christmas here, too, I hope."
"This has been the best birthday I ever spent or ever expect to," said Ethelwyn with the air of having spent at least fifty. "It is such a good idea to give things away instead of always getting them, but if you can do both, as happened this time, it covers everything."
Then they were all quiet for a little while, until Mrs. Rayburn went to the piano, and touching the keys, sang softly:
It began with a bad time; and so did the next day, as things sometimes do, even though they turn out all right at the end, like a rainy morning that clears off into a blue and gold afternoon. Ethelwyn and Beth did not fall out very often, but then they didn't have a birthday very often, nor Christmas, nor any other of the days when the land flows with ice cream and candy, and is bounded on the next day by crossness and pitfalls.
That was one reason.
That day early they had decided never to be bad again, never; "because," said Ethelwyn, "it is very troublesome getting good again, and makes mother feel bad."
"Uh huh," said Beth.
They were not up yet, and the door leading into their mother's room was open.
This was their "present" birthday, but they had not yet begun on their presents. For fear you shouldn't understand this, I will tell you Beth's way of explaining it.
"Sister and me is twin children two years all but a month apart, and on the first birthday which comes in July, we have presents, and on the second, in August, we have a party, or a trip away, or something, and we have all the month to choose in."
They generally chose thirty different things. Their mother nearly always let them have the last one, but once or twice, as when they wanted to go up in an air ship, she compromised on a steam launch on the river, as safer, and nearer at hand.
This morning being "present" morning, they were glad to see the sunshine darting in at their window, and to hear the birds singing outside something like this—
So they woke up laughing, at least Ethelwyn did, and told Beth what the birds sang; but Beth was sleepy and uttered her usual "Uh huh."
"You are a very lazy child," said Ethelwyn in a superior tone, "and are not thinking about your presents at all, nor the making of good revolutions."
"What's them?" asked Beth, still with her eyes shut.
"Something you need to make very much, for you are not too good a child, I'm sorry to say. Mother esplained about people making things like that at New Year's, and birthdays, and so I've been thinking of some specially for you—"
"I can make my own," said Beth, fully awake now, "and I can help make yours when it comes to that, I guess."
"Well," said Ethelwyn, "I have been thinking of a few for you to begin with. One is, never to be late for breakfast, and not to be selfish about getting the bath first, and never wanting to give up when your sister wants you to—"
"You can make your own, while I'm getting my bath first now," said Beth, sliding out of bed. "I'm anxious to see my presents."
Ethelwyn, speechless with rage, hastened her departure with a push, and then fell asleep until the breakfast bell rang. How mortified she felt after what she had said to Beth! Sierra Nevada hurried her through her bath and toilet as quickly as she could, but she would be late for breakfast anyway. When she came into the dining-room, her mother kissed her gravely, but she was not allowed to look at her presents until after she had eaten. She felt very miserable at the shrieks of delight from Beth, who was dancing around her doll house, with its two floors beautifully furnished, and dolls of every size, shape, and color living in it.
No wonder the oatmeal and the muffins lost their flavor!
But Ethelwyn effervesced quickly, and as quickly subsided. Presently she was glad again, for there were books, candy, games, a walking doll from Paris that could talk as well, and a camera from Aunty Stevens. The camera, she told her mother, she had been longing for for years and years.
Uncle Tom sent each of them some candy, and a five dollar gold piece, with a note intimating that they were to spend it as they liked. Then there were two bicycles from Uncle Bob, some more candy, a pony, and some home-made molasses candy from their grandmother. The pony was a real live pony, and Joe, a dear friend of theirs, from a near-by livery stable was to take care of it.
"I feel thankful that we are a large family of relatives," said Beth, after a long and speechless period of rapture.
Their mother, being a wise woman, put away some of the candy, all but grandmother's molasses, and a box or two for friends. Then came little Nora, the niece of their dressmaker, Mrs. O'Neal, with a quart of pecans, for the birthday. She went home with a box of candy, and told her little sister Katie about it.
"O I wanted to go too," wailed Katie.
"You were asleep, dear, when I went, but I told them the nuts were from you, too."
"But I wanted to hear them say, 'thank you!' Take me now."
"I have to go down town for auntie. But she'll let you go."
"Yes, indeed," said their busy aunt when asked.
So Katie went up-stairs to make herself tidy.
"It's mesilf wants to take a 'silvernear,'" she said as she scrubbed herself; and then in an evil moment, she beheld a small plate with a bunny on it, which Nora owned and loved.
"It's just the thing," thought Katie, "and kind of partly mine because it's in our room."
So she took it with her when she went, and it burned her little hand like fire.
Ethelwyn and Beth were preparing a tea party in the doll house.
"O Katie, how nice!" said Ethelwyn. "We'll put it in the tea party. We were coming over to get you and Nora to come; there are some beautiful iced cakes coming up in a minute."
"I can't stay," said Katie feebly, "I feel kind of sick inside."
So saying she rushed home, but it was no use; poor Katie's conscience grew worse all the time, and presently she came back.
"I—I—know you won't like me any more," she said, red and miserable, "but it's Nora's plate I gave you, and I'm no better than a thafe."
But Ethelwyn and Beth put their arms around her, and comforted her dear little sore heart.
"I know just how you feel," said Ethelwyn. "I took mother's gold dragon stick-pin for my dolly's blanket one day, because I was in a hurry, and lost it of course, and felt so mizzable, as if nothing could ever be nice again. Now take the plate and go and get Nora, dear, and we'll have the best tea party."
And they did, and the guests had each another box of candy for their "silvernears," besides, but Ethelwyn and Beth ate far too much, and that's the reason their next day good time began by being a bad time too.
Mother was superintending the strawberry jam in the kitchen, giving orders to the grocery boy, and paying Mrs. O'Neal for sewing, all at once.
You can't do this unless you are a mother, but mothers can do almost everything at once.
"It's a fortunate thing that the Bible says everybody mustn't work on Sunday. It says man-servant, maid-servant, cattle, stranger within thy gates, but nothing at all about mothers, though, because they positively have to," said Ethelwyn, after a profound season of thought in the hammock.
"When our mother rests, she darns stockings," said Beth, who was dressing her doll near by.
"Not on Sunday, child!" said Ethelwyn scandalized.
"Well nobody said she did, I guess. She tells us Bible stories then. I always think they sound so pretty, against her Sunday clothes," said Beth.
"Pooh!" said Ethelwyn who was cross. She was going down to the grocery presently on her wheel to get some eggs, but she was putting it off as long as she could.
She started after awhile, and unluckily had the groceryman tie the eggs on the wheel. She came along safely, until within view of Beth lying comfortably in the hammock; then with a desire to show off, she spurted, or tried to, and her wheel ran off the walk, and tipped her off upon the grass on top of two dozen eggs!
Her mother picked her up, and after stilling Beth's laughter, and her crying, washed her, and put her in the hammock, all in so short a time that only a yellow stain on the grass showed that a tragedy had happened.
Then mother went back to her jam.
Beth snickered at intervals, however, though Ethelwyn sternly bade her be quiet.
"You were so yellow and funny, sister," said Beth, giggling.
Ethelwyn opened her mouth for a reply that would do justice to the subject, when Bobby, their next door neighbor came along. "Hullo, Bobby," they cried.
"Hullo," said Bobby at once.
"Come in and see our birthday presents," said Ethelwyn, and Bobby at once trotted up the walk.
He was a round-faced little chap, with small freckles on his button of a nose.
His family had just moved into town from a farm.
"Where have you been, Bobby?" asked Ethelwyn as they went towards the house.
"I went down to the grocery for mother; I thought I knew the way but I got mixed up, and stopped under a lamp-post, to think. Pretty soon a woman came along and put a white letter in a box; so I thought I'd save trouble if I put mother's grocery list in, and I did. A man in gray clothes came along, and unlocked it, and took the letters all out. I told him 'bout my list, and he laughed, and gave it to me, and asked me if I didn't know 'bout letter boxes? I didn't, so he told me, and took me along with him down town."
"Sister—" began Beth, giggling, "went to the grocery—"
"Let's play in the house," said Ethelwyn frowning at Beth. "You can stay awhile, can't you, Bobby?"
"I guess I'd better ask, first," said Bobby. He trotted home and soon came back with his face shining from soap and water, and his hair brushed straight up so that it looked like a halo around the full moon.
Then Nan, the minister's daughter, came in. She had also come to live in their town and was the same funny, outspoken Nan, as always.
"It's a very convenient thing that I know you children," she had said, "for it's a great trouble to have to find out, and learn to know everybody in a town."
They were playing games in the nursery, when mother came up-stairs, having finished the jam, ordered the groceries, and paid Mrs. O'Neal.
She was going to combine resting and mending, as usual, so she came to the nursery, just as they were beginning a temperance lecture.
Bobby was selling tickets, and mother cheerfully paid a penny, and sat in her low rocker near the window.
Nan had chosen to be lecturer, so Ethelwyn, Beth, and Bobby made a somewhat reluctant and highly critical audience. Besides, there were the dolls in various uncomfortable attitudes, but very amiable nevertheless.
And to them all, Nan now came forward and made a profound bow.
"My subject is Temperance, ladies and gentlemen," she began, "and I hope you'll pay attention, because it's a true subject, as well as a useful one.
"I wish men wouldn't get drunk. It's dreadful smelly even going by a saloon, so I don't see how they can. I think it would be very nice if pleecemen would think once in a while about stopping such things as drunkers, but they probably like to have saloons around for themselves. A nice thing would be, to have ladies, like your mother and me, for pleecemen. Then we'd scrub things up, and pour things out, till you couldn't smell or taste a thing. But men are meaner than women"—Bobby looked dubious—"some men aren't though"—he looked relieved. "The reason we are so nice and 'spectable, is because my father is a minister, and doesn't dare do disgraceful things, and your mother doesn't get time. So we should be thankful, instead of wishing we had a candy store in the family, and being sorry we have to set examples for other kids. No! No! No! children, I mean. That's all, and I hope you won't forget all I've told you."
"Let's play church now," said Ethelwyn promptly, "and I choose to be preacher, because I know about Moses and Abiram. The choir will please sing Billy Boy."
So they put on nightgowns for surplices.
"What can I do?" said Beth, who was tired of always being an audience.
"Take up the collection," said Ethelwyn, "we need some more pennies."
"'The sermon, beloved," said Ethelwyn after the singing, and a little preliminary ritual, "is about Moses and Abiram, who both wanted to be boss of the temple.
"'I will be boss,' said Moses.
"'Not much,' said Abiram, standing on his tippest toes.
"Then they fit, and I've forgotten which one whipped, 'cause we haven't got that far yet; anyway it's lunch time, so do hurry and take up the collection."
"I hope, Beth," said Ethelwyn, who always woke up first, "you will remember to-day is Sunday, and not quarrel with your sister," But Beth cuddled down in the pillows and refused to answer a word. After a while, Ethelwyn, watching the sunbeams dancing on the pink wall, went to sleep herself, and opened her eyes only when her mother kissed her awake.
Sierra Nevada, being a devout Roman Catholic, always went to early mass on Sunday mornings, and their mother gave them their baths, to their great delight and comfort. The bath was all ready for them now, crystal clear with the jolly sunbeams dancing on its silver disk.
"We'll get a sunshine bath," said Beth, trying to catch the golden drops.
"Inside and outside," said mother smiling.
"You look so pretty, motherdy," said Ethelwyn approvingly, "So much prettier than black, cross old 'Vada, who always rolls her eyes at me and says, 'Miss Effel, you is de troublesomest chile dat ebba was bown.' You have sense, and in that blue gown, white apron, and cap, you are pretty. You get prettier all the time you are getting old, mother. You'll be a beautiful angel when you are very old."
"Thank you," said her mother laughing. "Come on now, do you know your verse?"
"I did," said Ethelwyn, "but the verse hasn't any sense: it's about St. Peter's wife's mother being sick with the fever—"
"And St. Peter cut off the priest's right ear, and then he went out and crew bitterly," said Beth, jumping up and down to see how high she could splash.
"Elizabeth!" said her mother, going off into spasms of laughter. "You are a heathen! Can't you ever get things right? I will say, though, I think the verses they select for infant classes are anything but suitable, but for pity's sake don't say the one you told me, you will disgrace me. I will hear you after breakfast."
But Aunt Mandy the cook was sick with the toothache, which she called a "plum mizzery" in her face, and mother was so busy, that 'Vada, who had returned and was more solemn than ever, dressed them and took them to Sunday-school.
The infant class sat on seats that began close to the floor, and gradually rose to the top of the room. Ethelwyn and Nan sat high up, while Beth was a little way below. Bobby sat near her, and had grinned all over his round face when she came in.
"I've brought my white mouse in my pocket; I'm going to stay for church, and I get lonesome," he whispered.
"Uh huh," said Beth nodding, "I've brought my paper dolls." But sister punched her in the back with her parasol to be quiet, and just then the teacher asked her verse.
Beth thought hard. "Mother said I mustn't tell you about the priest crewing about his cut off ear," she said thoughtfully, "but I know another verse about St. Peter, it's easier to merember than the other one, 'cause it's poetry."
"Next!" said the teacher with a face red, and then she coughed.
The next was Bobby, who cheerfully took up the refrain, where Beth left off.
he concluded promptly.
The older pupils, with two scandalized exceptions,—Ethelwyn and Nan—laughed, and the younger ones turned around and looked interested. The teacher coughed again and changed the subject.
But the adventures of Bobby and Beth were by no means over, for when they came out into the large room where the hundreds of scholars sat, the infant class was marshaled up into the choir seats to sing "Precious Julias" as Beth still called it. The upright of the front seat was standing unfastened from the floor, waiting for repairs, but no one knew it, Beth and Bobby least of all. They, and six other infants pressed close up against it, and sang with all their might.
Unfortunately they pressed too hard on the loose back. All at once it went over, and eight unfortunate infants sprawled flat on their faces, hats rolling off, and books tumbling down.
Everybody stopped singing to laugh, but it changed to little shrieks of dismay, as a poor frightened white mouse, thrown out of Bobby's pocket by the shock, went running down the aisle.
Bobby ran after it in hot pursuit.
Beth followed loyally, for she had seen where it went.
They caught the trembling little creature at the door, and then they looked at each other.
"Let's go home," said Bobby.
"Uh huh, let's," said Beth.
They met Beth's mother on the way to church. "We'll stay at home to-day, mother," said Beth, "we've had just all we can stand."
So they went home and played church in the front yard, until Ethelwyn and Nan came home just before the sermon.
Those young ladies had fully intended solemnly to lecture the two at home, but it was very pleasant under the trees, with the birds, and Bobby and Beth singing lustily, so they joined in, and Ethelwyn then preached. "I choose to," she said, "because I went to an awfully dry lecture on art or clothes or something, with mother. I slept some, 'cause it was almost as hard to understand as a sermon, but when I was awake I heard a good deal that will do you good.
"Clothes," she went on after this introduction, "will ruin your health if you don't look out, and study statoos and things for some kind of line, clothes-line, I guess. So when you see a lot of white statoos—which aren't as interesting as the circus but more good for learning, which is always the way in this life—learnified things are likely to be dry—you'll learn something. But I went to sleep before I found out what or why statoos is the thing to study; but they are so cold-looking, from being undressed, that I think it would be a kind act to make pajamas for them, and trousers for our dolls so they will live longer—"
"I will not," said Beth firmly, from the congregation. "It wouldn't be fun to have all boy dolls, and you know it, sister, and besides wasn't Billy Boy the first doll we broke after Christmas? and he's up-stairs now waiting for his funeral."
"O, let's have it now," said Nan, who didn't like sermons unless she preached them.
"No, here's mother and we'll have to have dinner now, so we will have the funeral to-morrow," said Ethelwyn.
It fell out that there were two doll funerals the next day.
Beth lost Ariminta, her composition doll, and she went down into the garden early to find her. She looked in Bose's kennel, but it wasn't there; then she saw a robin in the path digging worms, and he looked so wise that she followed him to the early harvest apple-tree, and sure enough! there was Ariminta on a lower branch where she had put her the night before. She was very wet, for it had rained, and her wig was quite soaked off. So, filled with remorse, Beth went after the glue-pot.
"I never knew such a mean mother as I am," she said, "I haven't any thinkery at all, worth mentioning. If your grandmother, my dear, should leave me out, till my hair soaked off—say, sister," she broke off suddenly to ask—"what keeps our hair on?"
Ethelwyn never at a loss for an answer, said promptly, "Dust, child"
"I haven't any," said Beth, feeling her short brown curls cautiously for fear they would come off.
"It's small in small persons, and big in big persons," said Ethelwyn, with a patient air of having given much thought to the subject.
"Ho!" said Beth. "Well if Ariminta's going to be dry for Billy Boy's funeral, I'll have to dry her in the oven."
But alas! for Beth's "thinkery not worth mentioning!" In her haste to get back to prepare herself and family for the funeral, she forgot to tell Aunt Mandy, who was going to make cake, and so started a fire in the stove. When she opened the oven door to put in the cake, she took out Ariminta's remains, and that is why there were two subjects for a funeral instead of one.
Beth was exceedingly sorry, and wept a few real tears over Ariminta.
"I'm a double widow, and a orphing to-day," she said, "and I don't reserve a single child to my name!"
Nan and Bobby came to the funeral, and Bobby chose to be undertaker, while Nan insisted on preaching the sermon.
"You preached yesterday," she said to Ethelwyn, who also wished to.
"And you did the day before—"
"I think I ought to," said Beth, "because it's my fam'ly."
"That's why you shouldn't, child," said Nan. "Would my father enjoy preaching my funeral sermon, do you think?" she asked triumphantly. And while they were doubtfully considering this, she began the service.
Beth attired in Aunt Mandy's large black shawl was very warm and mournful.
The family, especially Billy Boy's widow, were wrapped in black calico swaddling garments, and looked more stiff than ever, but still smiling.
The remains were in cigar boxes, all but Billy's wig and eyes which Beth had thoughtfully saved for another doll.
"I am sorry I have to preach this sad sermon," said Nan.
"Might have let me, then," said a voice from the congregation.
"The mourners will please keep quiet," said the preacher sternly, "and if the widow and orphans wouldn't grin so, I'd be glad. You'd better be thinking about how you'd feel to be buried, and you are likely to be in this family," she continued with an offensive accent on this.
"Let's hurry up, I'm hot," said the chief mourner.
So they went down and buried the boxes, singing "Billy Boy" as a requiem. Bose watched their departure with interest, and dug up both boxes without delay.
Bobby and Nan were invited to stay to lunch, and they accepted with cheerful alacrity.
"I asked mother, for fear you'd ask me if I could stay, and she said yes indeed I could, and she'd be glad to have me," said Nan. Bobby yelled his request over the fence, and was told he could stay too.
They had strawberry jam, hot biscuit, fried chicken, and little frosted spice cakes, for which Mandy was famous.
"Just supposing your mother and mine had said no, about this luncheon," said Nan to Bobby. "I never could have gotten over the loss of these cakes."
"You've eaten four. I'm glad Mandy made a good many," said Beth calmly.
"Why Beth!" said her mother horrified.
"Yessum, she has," continued Beth. "I've passed them four times, and she took one every time. I've had five!" she concluded.
In the afternoon the postman brought them a letter from their Cousin Gladys, who was in Paris with her father and mother. So they all gathered around mother to hear it.
"DEAR E. AND B.," it began.
"This is a silly city.
"They talk like babies. No one can understand them. I'd like them better if they'd talk plain American.
"Their stoves look like granddaddy long legs; they are funny boxes, and when you are cold, they wheel them into your room, and stick the pipe in the hole, and by and by wheel them out. We live in an artist's house on a street that means Asses street, and our front room is a saloon but not a drinking one, and it runs right through the up-stairs to the skylight. You have to pay for that. Think of charging for daylight! We went to a bird show and I saw a cockatoo sitting on a pole asleep. 'Scratch its back with your parasol, Gladys,' said mother, so I did, and it opened one eye when I stopped, and said, 'Encore,' I was put out to think even the birds didn't talk American, but when I said so, mother laughed but I don't see why.
"Write and tell me all the news. No more now from
"Your cousin,
"GLADYS."
"O, it's thundering!" said Bobby when the letter was finished.
Beth at once climbed into her mother's lap, as if for protection.
"Are you afraid of a shower, Beth?" asked Nan.
"No,—not—a shower," said Beth, "only I don't like it when it goes over such a bump!"
Mother kissed her and sent the others up-stairs to get ready for a show.
"Get up a good one and I'll pay five cents admission," she said.
"Oh I'll go too," said Beth, "p'raps when I am busy I won't notice the noise."
By and by they called Mrs. Rayburn, and she went up-stairs with her sewing, and dropped her nickel into a box, because the whole force was in the show. They were getting ready in the next room, from which was heard much giggling.
Presently the door opened, and in walked Ethelwyn draped in a green denim closet door curtain, and bobbing up and down at every step.
"What is this?" said mother.
"You have to guess, it's a guessing show."
Then came Beth in her Japanese costume, fanning vigorously.
Nan followed in a Turkey red calico wrapper, beloved of 'Vada's heart. She tumbled down every two or three steps, which might have been the fault of the wrapper, or part of the show.
Last of all was Bobby, very hot and sweaty, in a moth-ball smelling fur rug, and ringing a bell.
"It looks like the four seasons," said mother.
"O mother, but you are smart," said Ethelwyn; "we thought you couldn't possibly guess, so we were going to charge you another nickel!" she continued in a disappointed voice.
"I will pay it for guessing," said mother, laughing.
"I'm spring, all dressed in green, and I spring when I walk," said Ethelwyn beginning again.
"I'm summer," said Beth fanning.
"And I'm fall," said Nan, tumbling down, "that hurts the worst," she added with pride.
"I'm Christmas," said Bobby, "and I know now why it doesn't come in summer. My! I'm hot!" he continued, mopping his brow.
"I'm Fourth of July," said Beth.
"And I'm Thanksgiving and turkey—"
"There isn't a thing but April fool in spring, I do believe," said Ethelwyn, disgusted.
"Decoration Day, Arbor Day, and May Day," said mother. "It was a fine show, and the sun is out. You may go down now, and buy peanuts with your money."