[In the following dialogue only the names of the principal characters are given. Wherever the name is not given the speaker is one or other of the Youths.]
April pulls hard, brother, April pulls very hard.
How do you know that?
If he didn't, he would never have pulled Dada outside his den.
Well, I declare. Here is Dada, our cargo-boat of moral-maxims, towed against the current of his own pen and ink.
Chandra
But you mustn't give April all the credit for that. For I, Chandra, have hidden the yellow leaves of his manuscript book among the young buds of the pial forest, and Dada is out looking for it.
The manuscript book banished! What a good riddance!
We ought to strip off Dada's grey philosopher's cloak also.
Chandra
Yes, the very dust of the earth is tingling with youth, and yet there's not a single touch of Spring in the whole of Dada's body.
Dada
Oh, do stop this fooling. What a nuisance you are making of yourselves! We aren't children any longer.
Chandra
Dada, the age of this earth is scarcely less than yours; and yet it is not ashamed to look fresh.
Dada, you are always struggling with those quatrains of yours, full of advice that is as old as death, while the earth and the water are ever striving to be new.
Dada, how in the world can you go on writing verses like that, sitting in your den?
Dada
Well, you see, I don't cultivate poetry, as an amateur gardener cultivates flowers. My poems have substance and weight in them.
Yes, they are like the turnips, which cling to the ground.
Dada
Well, then, listen to me——
How awful! Here's Dada going to run amuck with his quatrains.
Oh dear, oh dear! The quatrains are let loose. There's no holding them in.
To all passers-by I give notice that Dada's quatrains have gone mad, and are running amuck.
Chandra
Dada! Don't take any notice of their fun. Go on with your reading. If no one else can survive it, I think I can. I am not a coward like these fellows.
Come on, then, Dada. We won't be cowards. We will keep our ground, and not yield an inch, but only listen.
We will receive the spear-thrusts of the quatrains on our breast, not on our back.
But for pity's sake, Dada, give us only one—not more.
Dada
Very well. Now listen:
Please, gentlemen, don't laugh. Have patience while I explain. The meaning is——
The meaning?
What? Must the infantry charge of meaning follow the cannonading of your quatrains, to complete the rout?
Dada
Just one word to make you understand. It means, that if the bamboos were no better than those noisy instruments——
No, Dada, we must not understand.
I defy you to make us understand.
Dada, if you use force to make us understand we shall use force to force ourselves not to understand.
Dada
The gist of the quatrain is this, that if we do no good to the world, then——
Then the world will be very greatly relieved.
Dada
There is another verse that makes it clearer:
I see we must make clearer our meaning. Catch him. Let's raise him up, shoulder high, and take him back to his den.
Dada
Why are you so excited to-day? Have you any particular business to do?
Yes, we have very urgent business,—very urgent indeed.
Dada
What is your business about?
We are out to seek a play for our Spring festival.
Dada
Play! Day and night, play!
(They sing.)
Oh, here comes our Leader. Brothers—our Leader, our Leader.
Leader
Hallo! What a noise you make!
Was it that which made you come out of doors?
Leader
Well, we did it for that very purpose.
Leader
You don't want me to remain indoors?
Why remain indoors? This outer world has been made with a lavish expenditure of sun and moon and stars. Let us enjoy it, and then we can save God's face for indulging in such extravagance.
Leader
What were you discussing?
This:
(They sing.)
Our Dada's objection was about this play.
Dada
Shall I tell you the reason why?
Yes, Dada, you may tell us, but we shan't promise to listen.
Dada
Here it is:
Chandra
But surely, Dada, you are talking nonsense. Time itself is Play. Its only object is Pas-time.
Dada
Chandra
Work is the dust raised by the passing of Time.
Dada
Leader, you must give us your answers.
Leader
No. I never give answers. I lead on from one question to another. That is my leadership.
Dada
Everything else has its limits, but your childishness is absolutely unbounded.
Do you know the reason? It is because we are really nothing but children. And everything else has its limitations except the child.
Dada
No, we shall never attain Age.
We shall die old, but never attain Age.
Chandra
When we meet Age, we shall shave his head, and put him on a donkey, and send him across the river.
Oh, you can save yourself the trouble of shaving his head for Age is bald.
(They sing.)
(The Leader sings.)
We can tell, by his looks, that Dada will some day go to that Old Man, to receive his lessons.
Leader
Which Old Man?
The Old Man of the line of Adam.
He dwells in a cave, and never thinks of dying.
Leader
Where did you learn about him?
Oh, every one talks about him, And it is in the books also.
Leader
What does he look like?
Some say he is white, like the skull of a dead man. And some say he is dark, like the socket of a skeleton's eye.
But haven't you heard any news of him, Leader?
Leader
I don't believe in him at all.
Well, that goes entirely against current opinion. That Old Man is more existent than anything else. He lives within the ribs of creation.
According to our Pundit, it is we who have no existence. You can't be certain whether we are, or are not.
Chandra
We? Oh, we are too brand new altogether. We haven't yet got our credentials to prove that we exist.
Leader
Have you really gone and opened communication with the Pundits?
Why? What harm is there in that, Leader?
Leader
You will become pale, like the white mist in autumn. Even the least colour of blood will disappear from your mind. I have a suggestion.
What, Leader? What?
Leader
You were looking out for a play?
Yes, yes, we got quite frantic about it.
We thought it over so vigorously, that people had to run to the King's court to lodge a complaint.
Leader
Well, I can suggest a play which will be new.
What?—What?—Tell us.
Leader
Go and capture the Old Man.
That is new, no doubt, but we very much doubt if it's a play.
Leader
I am sure you won't be able to do it.
Not do it? We shall.
Leader
No, never.
Well then, suppose we do capture him, what will you give us?
Leader
I shall accept you as my preceptor.
Preceptor! You want to make us grey, and cold, and old, before our time.
Leader
Then, what do you want me to do?
If we capture him, then we shall take away your leadership.
Leader
That will be a great relief to me. You have made all my bones out of joint already. Very well, then it's all settled?
Yes, settled. We shall bring him to you by the next full moon of Spring.
But what are we going to do with him?
Leader
You shall let him join in your Spring Festival.
Oh no, that will be outrageous. Then the mango flowers will run to seed at once.
And all the cuckoos will become owls.
And the bees will go about reciting Sanskrit verses, making the air hum with m's and n's.
Leader
And your skull will be so top-heavy with prudence, that it will be difficult for you to keep on your feet.
How awful!
Leader
And you will have rheumatics in all your joints.
How awful!
Leader
And you will become your own elder brothers, pulling your own ears to set yourselves right.
How awful!
Leader
And——
No more "ands." We are ready to surrender.
We will abandon our game of capturing the Old Man.
We will put it off till the cold weather. In this Springtime, your company will be enough for us.
Leader
Ah, I see! You have already got the chill of the Old Man in your bones.
Why? What are the symptoms?
Leader
You have no enthusiasm. You back out at the very start. Why don't you make a trial?
Very well. Agreed. Come on.
Let us go after the Old Man. We will pluck him out, like a grey hair, wherever we find him.
Leader
But the Old Man is an adept in the business of plucking out. His best weapon is the hoe.
You needn't try to frighten us like that. When we are out for adventure, we must leave behind all fears, all quatrains, all Pundits, and all Scriptures.
(They sing.)
[Spring's Heralds try to rob Winter of his outfit of age.]
Rear stage lighted up, disclosing Old Winter teased by the boys and girls representing Spring's Heralds.
Song of the Heralds of Spring
Song of Winter
Song of the Heralds of Spring
(Noon)
[The rear stage is darkened. The band of Youths enters on the main stage. No actual change in the scenery is necessary—this being left to the imagination of the audience.]
Ferryman! Ferryman! Open your door.
Ferryman
What do you want?
Ferryman
Which old man?
Not which old man. We want the Old Man.
Ferryman
Who is he?
The true and original Old Man.
Ferryman
Oh! I understand. What do you want him for?
For our Spring Festival.
Ferryman
For your Spring Festival? Are you become mad?
Not a sudden becoming. We have been like this from the beginning.
And we shall go on like this to the end.
(They sing.)
Now, Ferryman, give us news of the Old Man.
You ply your boat from one landing stage to another. Surely you know where——
Ferryman
My business is limited only to the path. But whose path it is, and what it means, I have no occasion to enquire. For my goal is the landing-stage, not the house.
Very well. Let us go, let us try all the ways.
(They sing.)
Ferryman
There comes the Watchman. Ask him. I know about the way; but he knows about the wayfarers.
Watchman
Who are you?
We are just what you see. That's our only description.
Watchman
But what do you want?
We want the Old Man.
Watchman
Which old man?
That eternal Old Man.
Watchman
How absurd! While you are seeking him, he is after you.
Why?
Watchman
He is fond of warming his cold blood with the wine of hot youth.
We'll give him a warm enough reception. All we want is to see him. Have you seen him?
Watchman
My watch is at night. I see my people, but don't know their features. But, look here, every one knows that he is the great kidnapper; and you want to kidnap him! It's midsummer madness.
The secret is out. It doesn't take long to discover that we are mad.
Watchman
I am the Watchman. The people I see passing along the road are all very much alike. Therefore, when I see anything queer, it always strikes me.
Just listen to him. All the respectable people of our neighbourhood say just the same thing—that we are queer.
Yes, we're queer. There's no mistake about that.
Watchman
But all this is utter childishness.
Do you hear that? It's exactly what our Dada says.
We have been going on with our childishness through unremembered ages.
And now we have become confirmed children.
And we have a leader, who is a perfect veteran in childhood. He rushes along so recklessly, that he drops off his age at every step he runs.
Watchman
And who are you?
We are butterflies, freed from the cocoon of Age.
Watchman
[Aside.] Mad. Raving mad.
Ferryman
Then what will you all do now?
Chandra
We shall go——
Watchman
Where?
Chandra
That we haven't decided.
Watchman
You have decided to go, but not where to go?
Chandra
Yes, that will be settled as we go along.
Watchman
What does that mean?
Chandra
It means this song.
(They sing.)
Watchman
Is it your custom to answer questions by songs?
Chandra
Yes, otherwise the answer becomes too unintelligible.
Watchman
Then you think your songs intelligible?
Chandra
Yes, quite, because they contain music.
(They sing.)
Watchman
No ordinary being ever breaks out singing, like this, in the middle of talking.
Chandra
Again we are found out. We are no ordinary beings.
Watchman
Have you got no work to do?
Chandra
Watchman
Why?
Chandra
Lest our time should all be wasted.
Watchman
I don't quite understand you.
Chandra
Then we shall be obliged to sing again.
Watchman
No, no. There's no need to do that. I don't hope to understand you any better, even if you do sing.
Chandra
Everybody has given up the hope of understanding us.
Watchman
But how can things get on with you, if you behave like this?
Chandra
Oh, there's no need for things to get on with us, so long as we ourselves get on.
Watchman
Mad! Quite mad! Raving mad!
Chandra
Why, here comes our Dada.
Dada, what made you lag behind?
Chandra
Don't you know? We are free as the wind, because we have no substance in us. But Dada is like the rain-cloud of August. He must stop, every now and then, to unburden himself.
Dada
Ferryman
I am the Ferryman.
Dada
And who are you?
Watchman
I am the Watchman.
Dada
I am delighted to see you. I want to read you something that I have written. It contains nothing frivolous, but only the most important lessons.
Ferryman
Very good. Let us have it then.
Watchman
Our master used to tell us that there are plenty of men to say good things, but very few to listen. That requires strength of mind. Now, go on, Sir, go on.
Dada
I saw, in the street, one of the King's officers dragging along a merchant. The King had made up a false charge, in order to get his money. This gave me an inspiration. You must know that I never write a single line which is not inspired by some actual fact. You can put my verses to the test in the open streets and markets——
Ferryman
Please, Sir, do let us hear what you have written.
Dada
You will understand that the sugar-cane gets into trouble, simply because it tries to keep its juice. But nobody is so foolish as to kill the tree that freely gives fruit.
Watchman
What splendid writing, Ferryman!
Ferryman
Yes, Watchman, it contains great lessons for us.
Watchman
It gives me food for thought. If only I had here our neighbour, the Scribe! I should like to take this down. Do send round to tell the people of the place to assemble.
Chandra
But, Ferryman, you promised to come out with us. Yet, if once Dada begins to quote his quatrains, there will be——
Ferryman
Go along with you. None of your madness here. We are fortunate now in having met our master. Let us improve the occasion with good words. We are all of us getting old. Who knows when we shall die?
All the more reason why you should cultivate our company.
Chandra
You can always find another Dada. But when once we are dead, God will never repeat the blunder of another absurdity like us again.
(Enter Oilman.)
Oilman
Watchman
Who is there? Is that the Oilman?
Oilman
The child I was bringing up was kidnapped last night.
Watchman
By whom?
Oilman
By the Old Man.
Youths
[Together.] Old Man? You don't mean it. Old Man?
Oilman
Yes, Sirs, the Old Man; what makes you so glad?
Oh, that's a bad habit of ours. We become glad for no reason whatever.
Watchman
[Aside.] Mad! Raving mad! Have you seen the Old Man?
Oilman
I think I saw him in the distance last night.
First Youth
What did he look like?
Oilman
Black. More black than our brother here, the Watchman. Black as night, with two eyes on his breast shining like two glow-worms.
That won't suit us. That would be awkward for our Spring Festival.
Chandra
We shall have to change our date from the full moon to the dark moon. For the dark moon has no end of eyes on her breast.
Watchman
But I warn you, my friends, you are not doing wisely.
No, we are not.
We are found out again. We never do anything wisely. It is contrary to our habit.
Watchman
Do you take this to be a joke? I warn you, my friends, it is dangerous.
Dangerous? That's the best joke of all.
(They sing.)
Watchman
Ah, Sir, you spoke about some Leader. Where is he? He could have kept you in order, if he were with you.
He never stays with us, lest he should have to keep us in order.
He simply launches us on our way, and then slips off.
Watchman
That's a poor idea of leadership.
Chandra
He is never concerned about his leadership. That is why we recognize him as our Leader.
Watchman
Then he has got a very easy task.
Chandra
It is no easy task to lead men. But it is easy enough to drive them.
(They sing.)
Dada, come on. Let us go.
Watchman
No, no, Sir. Don't you get yourself into mischief in their company.
Ferryman
You read your verses, Sir, to us. Our neighbours will be here soon. They will be greatly profited.
Dada
No. I'm not going to move a step from here.
Then let us move. The men in the street can't bear us.
That's because we rattle them too much.
You hear the hum of human bees, they smell the honey of Dada's quatrains.
Youths
[Together.] They come! They come!
(Enter Village folk.)
Villager
Is it true that there is going to be a reading?
Who are you? Are you going to read?
No. We commit all kinds of atrocities, but not that. This one merit will bring us salvation.
Villager
What do they say? They seem to be talking in riddles.
Chandra
We only say things which we perfectly understand ourselves, and they are riddles to you. Dada repeats to you things which you understand perfectly and these sound to you the very essence of wisdom.
(Boy enters.)
Boy
I couldn't catch him.
Whom?
Boy
The Old Man, whom you are seeking.
Boy
Yes, I thought I saw him going by in a car.
Where? In what direction?
Boy
I couldn't make out exactly. The dust raised by his wheels is still whirling in the air.
Then let us go.
He has filled the sky with dead leaves.
[They go out.
Watchman
They are mad! Quite mad! Raving mad!
[Winter is being unmasked—his hidden youth about to be disclosed.]
The rear stage lighted up, disclosing Winter and the Heralds of Spring.
Song of the Heralds of Spring