Ardessa ToC
The grand-mannered old man who sat at a desk in the
reception-room of “The Outcry” offices to receive visitors
and incidentally to keep the time-book of the employees,
looked up as Miss Devine entered at ten minutes past ten and
condescendingly wished him good morning. He bowed profoundly
as she minced past his desk, and with an indifferent
air took her course down the corridor that led to the editorial
offices. Mechanically he opened the flat, black book at his elbow
and placed his finger on D, running his eye along the
line of figures after the name Devine. “It’s banker’s hours she
keeps, indeed,” he muttered. What was the use of entering so
capricious a record? Nevertheless, with his usual preliminary
flourish he wrote 10:10 under this, the fourth day of May.
The employee who kept banker’s hours rustled on down
the corridor to her private room, hung up her lavender jacket
and her trim spring hat, and readjusted her side combs by the
mirror inside her closet door. Glancing at her desk, she rang
for an office boy, and reproved him because he had not
dusted more carefully and because there were lumps in her
paste. When he disappeared with the paste-jar, she sat down
to decide which of her employer’s letters he should see and
which he should not.
Ardessa was not young and she was certainly not handsome.
The coquettish angle at which she carried her head was
a mannerism surviving from a time when it was more becoming.
She shuddered at the cold candor of the new business
woman, and was insinuatingly feminine.
Ardessa’s employer, like young Lochinvar, had come out of
the West, and he had done a great many contradictory things
before he became proprietor and editor of “The Outcry.”
Before he decided to go to New York and make the East
take notice of him, O’Mally had acquired a punctual, reliable
silver-mine in South Dakota. This silent friend in the background
made his journalistic success comparatively easy. He
had figured out, when he was a rich nobody in Nevada, that
the quickest way to cut into the known world was through
the printing-press. He arrived in New York, bought a highly
respectable publication, and turned it into a red-hot magazine
of protest, which he called “The Outcry.” He knew what the
West wanted, and it proved to be what everybody secretly
wanted. In six years he had done the thing that had hitherto
seemed impossible: built up a national weekly, out on the
news-stands the same day in New York and San Francisco; a
magazine the people howled for, a moving-picture film of
their real tastes and interests.
O’Mally bought “The Outcry” to make a stir, not to make
a career, but he had got built into the thing more than he ever
intended. It had made him a public man and put him into
politics. He found the publicity game diverting, and it held
him longer than any other game had ever done. He had built
up about him an organization of which he was somewhat
afraid and with which he was vastly bored. On his staff there
were five famous men, and he had made every one of them.
At first it amused him to manufacture celebrities. He found
he could take an average reporter from the daily press, give
him a “line” to follow, a trust to fight, a vice to expose,—this
was all in that good time when people were eager to read
about their own wickedness,—and in two years the reporter
would be recognized as an authority. Other people—Napoleon,
Disraeli, Sarah Bernhardt—had discovered that advertising
would go a long way; but Marcus O’Mally discovered
that in America it would go all the way—as far as you wished
to pay its passage. Any human countenance, plastered in
three-sheet posters from sea to sea, would be revered by the
American people. The strangest thing was that the owners of
these grave countenances, staring at their own faces on newsstands
and billboards, fell to venerating themselves; and even
he, O’Mally, was more or less constrained by these reputations
that he had created out of cheap paper and cheap ink.
Constraint was the last thing O’Mally liked. The most engaging
and unusual thing about the man was that he couldn’t
be fooled by the success of his own methods, and no amount
of “recognition” could make a stuffed shirt of him. No matter
how much he was advertised as a great medicine-man in the
councils of the nation, he knew that he was a born gambler
and a soldier of fortune. He left his dignified office to take
care of itself for a good many months of the year while he
played about on the outskirts of social order. He liked being a
great man from the East in rough-and-tumble Western cities
where he had once been merely an unconsidered spender.
O’Mally’s long absences constituted one of the supreme advantages
of Ardessa Devine’s position. When he was at his
post her duties were not heavy, but when he was giving balls
in Goldfield, Nevada, she lived an ideal life. She came to the
office every day, indeed, to forward such of O’Mally’s letters
as she thought best, to attend to his club notices and tradesmen’s
bills, and to taste the sense of her high connections.
The great men of the staff were all about her, as contemplative
as Buddhas in their private offices, each meditating upon
the particular trust or form of vice confided to his care. Thus
surrounded, Ardessa had a pleasant sense of being at the heart
of things. It was like a mental massage, exercise without exertion.
She read and she embroidered. Her room was pleasant,
and she liked to be seen at ladylike tasks and to feel herself a
graceful contrast to the crude girls in the advertising and
circulation departments across the hall. The younger stenographers,
who had to get through with the enormous office
correspondence, and who rushed about from one editor to
another with wire baskets full of letters, made faces as they
passed Ardessa’s door and saw her cool and cloistered,
daintily plying her needle. But no matter how hard the other
stenographers were driven, no one, not even one of the
five oracles of the staff, dared dictate so much as a letter to
Ardessa. Like a sultan’s bride, she was inviolate in her lord’s
absence; she had to be kept for him.
Naturally the other young women employed in “The Outcry”
offices disliked Miss Devine. They were all competent
girls, trained in the exacting methods of modern business, and
they had to make good every day in the week, had to get
through with a great deal of work or lose their position.
O’Mally’s private secretary was a mystery to them. Her exemptions
and privileges, her patronizing remarks, formed an
exhaustless subject of conversation at the lunch-hour. Ardessa
had, indeed, as they knew she must have, a kind of “purchase”
on her employer.
When O’Mally first came to New York to break into publicity,
he engaged Miss Devine upon the recommendation of
the editor whose ailing publication he bought and rechristened.
That editor was a conservative, scholarly gentleman of
the old school, who was retiring because he felt out of place
in the world of brighter, breezier magazines that had been
flowering since the new century came in. He believed that in
this vehement world young O’Mally would make himself
heard and that Miss Devine’s training in an editorial office
would be of use to him.
When O’Mally first sat down at a desk to be an editor, all
the cards that were brought in looked pretty much alike to
him. Ardessa was at his elbow. She had long been steeped in
literary distinctions and in the social distinctions which used
to count for much more than they do now. She knew all the
great men, all the nephews and clients of great men. She
knew which must be seen, which must be made welcome, and
which could safely be sent away. She could give O’Mally on
the instant the former rating in magazine offices of nearly
every name that was brought in to him. She could give him
an idea of the man’s connections, of the price his work commanded,
and insinuate whether he ought to be met with the
old punctiliousness or with the new joviality. She was useful
in explaining to her employer the significance of various invitations,
and the standing of clubs and associations. At first she
was virtually the social mentor of the bullet-headed young
Westerner who wanted to break into everything, the solitary
person about the office of the humming new magazine who
knew anything about the editorial traditions of the eighties
and nineties which, antiquated as they now were, gave an
editor, as O’Mally said, a background.
Despite her indolence, Ardessa was useful to O’Mally as a
social reminder. She was the card catalogue of his ever-changing
personal relations. O’Mally went in for everything
and got tired of everything; that was why he made a good
editor. After he was through with people, Ardessa was very
skilful in covering his retreat. She read and answered the letters
of admirers who had begun to bore him. When great
authors, who had been dined and fêted the month before,
were suddenly left to cool their heels in the reception-room,
thrown upon the suave hospitality of the grand old man at
the desk, it was Ardessa who went out and made soothing
and plausible explanations as to why the editor could not see
them. She was the brake that checked the too-eager neophyte,
the emollient that eased the severing of relationships, the gentle
extinguisher of the lights that failed. When there were no
longer messages of hope and cheer to be sent to ardent young
writers and reformers, Ardessa delivered, as sweetly as possible,
whatever messages were left.
In handling these people with whom O’Mally was quite
through, Ardessa had gradually developed an industry which
was immensely gratifying to her own vanity. Not only did she
not crush them; she even fostered them a little. She continued
to advise them in the reception-room and “personally” received
their manuscripts long after O’Mally had declared that
he would never read another line they wrote. She let them
outline their plans for stories and articles to her, promising to
bring these suggestions to the editor’s attention. She denied
herself to nobody, was gracious even to the Shakspere-Bacon
man, the perpetual-motion man, the travel-article man, the
ghosts which haunt every magazine office. The writers who
had had their happy hour of O’Mally’s favor kept feeling that
Ardessa might reinstate them. She answered their letters of
inquiry in her most polished and elegant style, and even gave
them hints as to the subjects in which the restless editor was
or was not interested at the moment: she feared it would be
useless to send him an article on “How to Trap Lions,” because
he had just bought an article on “Elephant-Shooting in
Majuba Land,” etc.
So when O’Mally plunged into his office at 11:30 on this,
the fourth day of May, having just got back from three-days’
fishing, he found Ardessa in the reception-room, surrounded
by a little court of discards. This was annoying, for he always
wanted his stenographer at once. Telling the office boy to give
her a hint that she was needed, he threw off his hat and topcoat
and began to race through the pile of letters Ardessa had
put on his desk. When she entered, he did not wait for her
polite inquiries about his trip, but broke in at once.
“What is that fellow who writes about phossy jaw still
hanging round here for? I don’t want any articles on phossy
jaw, and if I did, I wouldn’t want his.”
“He has just sold an article on the match industry to ‘The
New Age,’ Mr. O’Mally,” Ardessa replied as she took her seat
at the editor’s right.
“Why does he have to come and tell us about it? We’ve
nothing to do with ‘The New Age.’ And that prison-reform
guy, what’s he loafing about for?”
Ardessa bridled.
“You remember, Mr. O’Mally, he brought letters of introduction
from Governor Harper, the reform Governor of
Mississippi.”
O’Mally jumped up, kicking over his waste-basket in his
impatience.
“That was months ago. I went through his letters and went
through him, too. He hasn’t got anything we want. I’ve been
through with Governor Harper a long while. We’re asleep at
the switch in here. And let me tell you, if I catch sight of that
causes-of-blindness-in-babies woman around here again, I’ll
do something violent. Clear them out, Miss Devine! Clear
them out! We need a traffic policeman in this office. Have you
got that article on ‘Stealing Our National Water Power’ ready
for me?”
“Mr. Gerrard took it back to make modifications. He gave
it to me at noon on Saturday, just before the office closed. I
will have it ready for you to-morrow morning, Mr. O’Mally,
if you have not too many letters for me this afternoon,” Ardessa
replied pointedly.
“Holy Mike!” muttered O’Mally, “we need a traffic policeman
for the staff, too. Gerrard’s modified that thing half a
dozen times already. Why don’t they get accurate information
in the first place?”
He began to dictate his morning mail, walking briskly up
and down the floor by way of giving his stenographer an energetic
example. Her indolence and her ladylike deportment
weighed on him. He wanted to take her by the elbows and
run her around the block. He didn’t mind that she loafed
when he was away, but it was becoming harder and harder to
speed her up when he was on the spot. He knew his correspondence
was not enough to keep her busy, so when he was
in town he made her type his own breezy editorials and various
articles by members of his staff.
Transcribing editorial copy is always laborious, and the
only way to make it easy is to farm it out. This Ardessa was
usually clever enough to do. When she returned to her own
room after O’Mally had gone out to lunch, Ardessa rang for
an office boy and said languidly, “James, call Becky, please.”
In a moment a thin, tense-faced Hebrew girl of eighteen or
nineteen came rushing in, carrying a wire basket full of typewritten
sheets. She was as gaunt as a plucked spring chicken,
and her cheap, gaudy clothes might have been thrown on her.
She looked as if she were running to catch a train and in
mortal dread of missing it. While Miss Devine examined the
pages in the basket, Becky stood with her shoulders drawn up
and her elbows drawn in, apparently trying to hide herself in
her insufficient open-work waist. Her wild, black eyes followed
Miss Devine’s hands desperately. Ardessa sighed.
“This seems to be very smeary copy again, Becky. You
don’t keep your mind on your work, and so you have to erase
continually.”
Becky spoke up in wailing self-vindication.
“It ain’t that, Miss Devine. It’s so many hard words he uses
that I have to be at the dictionary all the time. Look! Look!”
She produced a bunch of manuscript faintly scrawled in pencil,
and thrust it under Ardessa’s eyes. “He don’t write out the
words at all. He just begins a word, and then makes waves for
you to guess.”
“I see you haven’t always guessed correctly, Becky,” said
Ardessa, with a weary smile. “There are a great many words
here that would surprise Mr. Gerrard, I am afraid.”
“And the inserts,” Becky persisted. “How is anybody to tell
where they go, Miss Devine? It’s mostly inserts; see, all over
the top and sides and back.”
Ardessa turned her head away.
“Don’t claw the pages like that, Becky. You make me nervous.
Mr. Gerrard has not time to dot his i’s and cross his t’s.
That is what we keep copyists for. I will correct these sheets
for you,—it would be terrible if Mr. O’Mally saw them,—and
then you can copy them over again. It must be done by
to-morrow morning, so you may have to work late. See that
your hands are clean and dry, and then you will not smear it.”
“Yes, ma’am. Thank you, Miss Devine. Will you tell the
janitor, please, it’s all right if I have to stay? He was cross
because I was here Saturday afternoon doing this. He said it
was a holiday, and when everybody else was gone I ought
to—”
“That will do, Becky. Yes, I will speak to the janitor for
you. You may go to lunch now.”
Becky turned on one heel and then swung back.
“Miss Devine,” she said anxiously, “will it be all right if I
get white shoes for now?”
Ardessa gave her kind consideration.
“For office wear, you mean? No, Becky. With only one
pair, you could not keep them properly clean; and black shoes
are much less conspicuous. Tan, if you prefer.”
Becky looked down at her feet. They were too large, and
her skirt was as much too short as her legs were too long.
“Nearly all the girls I know wear white shoes to business,”
she pleaded.
“They are probably little girls who work in factories or department
stores, and that is quite another matter. Since you
raise the question, Becky, I ought to speak to you about your
new waist. Don’t wear it to the office again, please. Those
cheap open-work waists are not appropriate in an office like
this. They are all very well for little chorus girls.”
“But Miss Kalski wears expensive waists to business more
open than this, and jewelry—”
Ardessa interrupted. Her face grew hard.
“Miss Kalski,” she said coldly, “works for the business department.
You are employed in the editorial offices. There is a
great difference. You see, Becky, I might have to call you in
here at any time when a scientist or a great writer or the
president of a university is here talking over editorial matters,
and such clothes as you have on to-day would make a bad
impression. Nearly all our connections are with important
people of that kind, and we ought to be well, but quietly,
dressed.”
“Yes, Miss Devine. Thank you,” Becky gasped and disappeared.
Heaven knew she had no need to be further impressed
with the greatness of “The Outcry” office. During
the year and a half she had been there she had never ceased to
tremble. She knew the prices all the authors got as well as
Miss Devine did, and everything seemed to her to be done on
a magnificent scale. She hadn’t a good memory for long technical
words, but she never forgot dates or prices or initials or
telephone numbers.
Becky felt that her job depended on Miss Devine, and she
was so glad to have it that she scarcely realized she was being
bullied. Besides, she was grateful for all that she had learned
from Ardessa; Ardessa had taught her to do most of the
things that she was supposed to do herself. Becky wanted to
learn, she had to learn; that was the train she was always running
for. Her father, Isaac Tietelbaum, the tailor, who pressed
Miss Devine’s skirts and kept her ladylike suits in order, had
come to his client two years ago and told her he had a bright
girl just out of a commercial high school. He implored Ardessa
to find some office position for his daughter. Ardessa told
an appealing story to O’Mally, and brought Becky into the
office, at a salary of six dollars a week, to help with the copying
and to learn business routine. When Becky first came she
was as ignorant as a young savage. She was rapid at her shorthand
and typing, but a Kafir girl would have known as much
about the English language. Nobody ever wanted to learn
more than Becky. She fairly wore the dictionary out. She dug
up her old school grammar and worked over it at night. She
faithfully mastered Miss Devine’s fussy system of punctuation.
There were eight children at home, younger than Becky,
and they were all eager to learn. They wanted to get their
mother out of the three dark rooms behind the tailor shop
and to move into a flat up-stairs, where they could, as Becky
said, “live private.” The young Tietelbaums doubted their father’s
ability to bring this change about, for the more things
he declared himself ready to do in his window placards, the
fewer were brought to him to be done. “Dyeing, Cleaning,
Ladies’ Furs Remodeled”—it did no good.
Rebecca was out to “improve herself,” as her father had
told her she must. Ardessa had easy way with her. It was one
of those rare relationships from which both persons profit.
The more Becky could learn from Ardessa, the happier she
was; and the more Ardessa could unload on Becky, the
greater was her contentment. She easily broke Becky of the
gum-chewing habit, taught her to walk quietly, to efface herself
at the proper moment, and to hold her tongue. Becky had
been raised to eight dollars a week; but she didn’t care half so
much about that as she did about her own increasing efficiency.
The more work Miss Devine handed over to her the
happier she was, and the faster she was able to eat it up. She
tested and tried herself in every possible way. She now had
full confidence that she would surely one day be a high-priced
stenographer, a real “business woman.”
Becky would have corrupted a really industrious person,
but a bilious temperament like Ardessa’s couldn’t make even
a feeble stand against such willingness. Ardessa had grown
soft and had lost the knack of turning out work. Sometimes,
in her importance and serenity, she shivered. What if O’Mally
should die, and she were thrust out into the world to work in
competition with the brazen, competent young women she
saw about her everywhere? She believed herself indispensable,
but she knew that in such a mischanceful world as this the
very powers of darkness might rise to separate her from this
pearl among jobs.
When Becky came in from lunch she went down the long hall
to the wash-room, where all the little girls who worked in
the advertising and circulation departments kept their hats
and jackets. There were shelves and shelves of bright spring
hats, piled on top of one another, all as stiff as sheet-iron and
trimmed with gay flowers. At the marble wash-stand stood
Rena Kalski, the right bower of the business manager, polishing
her diamond rings with a nail-brush.
“Hullo, kid,” she called over her shoulder to Becky. “I’ve
got a ticket for you for Thursday afternoon.”
Becky’s black eyes glowed, but the strained look on her
face drew tighter than ever.
“I’ll never ask her, Miss Kalski,” she said rapidly. “I don’t
dare. I have to stay late to-night again; and I know she’d be
hard to please after, if I was to try to get off on a week-day. I
thank you, Miss Kalski, but I’d better not.”
Miss Kalski laughed. She was a slender young Hebrew,
handsome in an impudent, Tenderloin sort of way, with a
small head, reddish-brown almond eyes, a trifle tilted, a rapacious
mouth, and a beautiful chin.
“Ain’t you under that woman’s thumb, though! Call her
bluff. She isn’t half the prima donna she thinks she is. On my
side of the hall we know who’s who about this place.”
The business and editorial departments of “The Outcry”
were separated by a long corridor and a great contempt. Miss
Kalski dried her rings with tissue-paper and studied them
with an appraising eye.
“Well, since you’re such a ’fraidy-calf,’” she went on,
“maybe I can get a rise out of her myself. Now I’ve got you a
ticket out of that shirt-front, I want you to go. I’ll drop in on
Devine this afternoon.”
When Miss Kalski went back to her desk in the business
manager’s private office, she turned to him familiarly, but not
impertinently.
“Mr. Henderson, I want to send a kid over in the editorial
stenographers’ to the Palace Thursday afternoon. She’s a nice
kid, only she’s scared out of her skin all the time. Miss
Devine’s her boss, and she’ll be just mean enough not to let
the young one off. Would you say a word to her?”
The business manager lit a cigar.
“I’m not saying words to any of the high-brows over there.
Try it out with Devine yourself. You’re not bashful.”
Miss Kalski shrugged her shoulders and smiled.
“Oh, very well.” She serpentined out of the room and
crossed the Rubicon into the editorial offices. She found Ardessa
typing O’Mally’s letters and wearing a pained expression.
“Good afternoon, Miss Devine,” she said carelessly. “Can
we borrow Becky over there for Thursday afternoon? We’re
short.”
Miss Devine looked piqued and tilted her head.
“I don’t think it’s customary, Miss Kalski, for the business
department to use our people. We never have girls enough
here to do the work. Of course if Mr. Henderson feels justified—”
“Thanks awfully, Miss Devine,”—Miss Kalski interrupted
her with the perfectly smooth, good-natured tone which
never betrayed a hint of the scorn every line of her sinuous
figure expressed,—“I will tell Mr. Henderson. Perhaps we
can do something for you some day.” Whether this was a
threat, a kind wish, or an insinuation, no mortal could have
told. Miss Kalski’s face was always suggesting insolence without
being quite insolent. As she returned to her own domain
she met the cashier’s head clerk in the hall. “That Devine
woman’s a crime,” she murmured. The head clerk laughed
tolerantly.
That afternoon as Miss Kalski was leaving the office at 5:15,
on her way down the corridor she heard a typewriter clicking
away in the empty, echoing editorial offices. She looked in,
and found Becky bending forward over the machine as if she
were about to swallow it.
“Hello, kid. Do you sleep with that?” she called. She
walked up to Becky and glanced at her copy. “What do you
let ’em keep you up nights over that stuff for?” she asked
contemptuously. “The world wouldn’t suffer if that stuff
never got printed.”
Rebecca looked up wildly. Not even Miss Kalski’s French
pansy hat or her ear-rings and landscape veil could loosen
Becky’s tenacious mind from Mr. Gerrard’s article on water
power. She scarcely knew what Miss Kalski had said to her,
certainly not what she meant.
“But I must make progress already, Miss Kalski,” she
panted.
Miss Kalski gave her low, siren laugh.
“I should say you must!” she ejaculated.
Ardessa decided to take her vacation in June, and she
arranged that Miss Milligan should do O’Mally’s work
while she was away. Miss Milligan was blunt and noisy,
rapid and inaccurate. It would be just as well for O’Mally to
work with a coarse instrument for a time; he would be more
appreciative, perhaps, of certain qualities to which he had
seemed insensible of late. Ardessa was to leave for East
Hampton on Sunday, and she spent Saturday morning instructing
her substitute as to the state of the correspondence.
At noon O’Mally burst into her room. All the morning he
had been closeted with a new writer of mystery-stories just
over from England.
“Can you stay and take my letters this afternoon, Miss
Devine? You’re not leaving until to-morrow.”
Ardessa pouted, and tilted her head at the angle he was
tired of.
“I’m sorry, Mr. O’Mally, but I’ve left all my shopping for
this afternoon. I think Becky Tietelbaum could do them for
you. I will tell her to be careful.”
“Oh, all right.” O’Mally bounced out with a reflection of
Ardessa’s disdainful expression on his face. Saturday afternoon
was always a half-holiday, to be sure, but since she had
weeks of freedom when he was away—However—
At two o’clock Becky Tietelbaum appeared at his door, clad
in the sober office suit which Miss Devine insisted she should
wear, her note-book in her hand, and so frightened that her
fingers were cold and her lips were pale. She had never taken
dictation from the editor before. It was a great and terrifying
occasion.
“Sit down,” he said encouragingly. He began dictating
while he shook from his bag the manuscripts he had snatched
away from the amazed English author that morning. Presently
he looked up.
“Do I go too fast?”
“No, sir,” Becky found strength to say.
At the end of an hour he told her to go and type as many
of the letters as she could while he went over the bunch of
stuff he had torn from the Englishman. He was with the
Hindu detective in an opium den in Shanghai when Becky
returned and placed a pile of papers on his desk.
“How many?” he asked, without looking up.
“All you gave me, sir.”
“All, so soon? Wait a minute and let me see how many
mistakes.” He went over the letters rapidly, signing them as
he read. “They seem to be all right. I thought you were the
girl that made so many mistakes.”
Rebecca was never too frightened to vindicate herself.
“Mr. O’Mally, sir, I don’t make mistakes with letters. It’s
only copying the articles that have so many long words, and
when the writing isn’t plain, like Mr. Gerrard’s. I never make
many mistakes with Mr. Johnson’s articles, or with yours I
don’t.”
O’Mally wheeled round in his chair, looked with curiosity
at her long, tense face, her black eyes, and straight brows.
“Oh, so you sometimes copy articles, do you? How does
that happen?”
“Yes, sir. Always Miss Devine gives me the articles to do.
It’s good practice for me.”
“I see.” O’Mally shrugged his shoulders. He was thinking
that he could get a rise out of the whole American public any
day easier than he could get a rise out of Ardessa. “What
editorials of mine have you copied lately, for instance?”
Rebecca blazed out at him, reciting rapidly:
“Oh, ‘A Word about the Rosenbaums,’ ‘Useless Navy-Yards,’
‘Who Killed Cock Robin’—”
“Wait a minute.” O’Mally checked her flow. “What was
that one about—Cock Robin?”
“It was all about why the secretary of the interior dismissed—”
“All right, all right. Copy those letters, and put them down
the chute as you go out. Come in here for a minute on Monday
morning.”
Becky hurried home to tell her father that she had taken the
editor’s letters and had made no mistakes. On Monday she
learned that she was to do O’Mally’s work for a few days. He
disliked Miss Milligan, and he was annoyed with Ardessa for
trying to put her over on him when there was better material
at hand. With Rebecca he got on very well; she was impersonal,
unreproachful, and she fairly panted for work. Everything
was done almost before he told her what he wanted.
She raced ahead with him; it was like riding a good modern
bicycle after pumping along on an old hard tire.
On the day before Miss Devine’s return O’Mally strolled
over for a chat with the business office.
“Henderson, your people are taking vacations now, I suppose?
Could you use an extra girl?”
“If it’s that thin black one, I can.”
O’Mally gave him a wise smile.
“It isn’t. To be honest, I want to put one over on you. I
want you to take Miss Devine over here for a while and speed
her up. I can’t do anything. She’s got the upper hand of me. I
don’t want to fire her, you understand, but she makes my life
too difficult. It’s my fault, of course. I’ve pampered her. Give
her a chance over here; maybe she’ll come back. You can be
firm with ’em, can’t you?”
Henderson glanced toward the desk where Miss Kalski’s
lightning eye was skimming over the printing-house bills that
he was supposed to verify himself.
“Well, if I can’t, I know who can,” he replied, with a
chuckle.
“Exactly,” O’Mally agreed. “I’m counting on the force of
Miss Kalski’s example. Miss Devine’s all right, Miss Kalski,
but she needs regular exercise. She owes it to her complexion.
I can’t discipline people.”
Miss Kalski’s only reply was a low, indulgent laugh.
O’Mally braced himself on the morning of Ardessa’s return.
He told the waiter at his club to bring him a second pot of
coffee and to bring it hot. He was really afraid of her. When
she presented herself at his office at 10:30 he complimented
her upon her tan and asked about her vacation. Then he
broke the news to her.
“We want to make a few temporary changes about here,
Miss Devine, for the summer months. The business department
is short of help. Henderson is going to put Miss Kalski
on the books for a while to figure out some economies for
him, and he is going to take you over. Meantime I’ll get
Becky broken in so that she could take your work if you were
sick or anything.”
Ardessa drew herself up.
“I’ve not been accustomed to commercial work, Mr.
O’Mally. I’ve no interest in it, and I don’t care to brush up in
it.”
“Brushing up is just what we need, Miss Devine.” O’Mally
began tramping about his room expansively. “I’m going to
brush everybody up. I’m going to brush a few people out;
but I want you to stay with us, of course. You belong here.
Don’t be hasty now. Go to your room and think it over.”
Ardessa was beginning to cry, and O’Mally was afraid he
would lose his nerve. He looked out of the window at a new
sky-scraper that was building, while she retired without a
word.
At her own desk Ardessa sat down breathless and trembling.
The one thing she had never doubted was her unique
value to O’Mally. She had, as she told herself, taught him
everything. She would say a few things to Becky Tietelbaum,
and to that pigeon-breasted tailor, her father, too! The worst
of it was that Ardessa had herself brought it all about; she
could see that clearly now. She had carefully trained and qualified
her successor. Why had she ever civilized Becky? Why
had she taught her manners and deportment, broken her of
the gum-chewing habit, and made her presentable? In her
original state O’Mally would never have put up with her, no
matter what her ability.
Ardessa told herself that O’Mally was notoriously fickle;
Becky amused him, but he would soon find out her limitations.
The wise thing, she knew, was to humor him; but it
seemed to her that she could not swallow her pride. Ardessa
grew yellower within the hour. Over and over in her mind
she bade O’Mally a cold adieu and minced out past the grand
old man at the desk for the last time. But each exit she rehearsed
made her feel sorrier for herself. She thought over all
the offices she knew, but she realized that she could never
meet their inexorable standards of efficiency.
While she was bitterly deliberating, O’Mally himself wandered
in, rattling his keys nervously in his pocket. He shut the
door behind him.
“Now, you’re going to come through with this all right,
aren’t you, Miss Devine? I want Henderson to get over the
notion that my people over here are stuck up and think the
business department are old shoes. That’s where we get our
money from, as he often reminds me. You’ll be the best-paid
girl over there; no reduction, of course. You don’t want to go
wandering off to some new office where personality doesn’t
count for anything.” He sat down confidentially on the edge
of her desk. “Do you, now, Miss Devine?”
Ardessa simpered tearfully as she replied.
“Mr. O’Mally,” she brought out, “you’ll soon find that
Becky is not the sort of girl to meet people for you when you
are away. I don’t see how you can think of letting her.”
“That’s one thing I want to change, Miss Devine. You’re
too soft-handed with the has-beens and the never-was-ers.
You’re too much of a lady for this rough game. Nearly everybody
who comes in here wants to sell us a gold-brick, and
you treat them as if they were bringing in wedding presents.
Becky is as rough as sandpaper, and she’ll clear out a lot of
dead wood.” O’Mally rose, and tapped Ardessa’s shrinking
shoulder. “Now, be a sport and go through with it, Miss
Devine. I’ll see that you don’t lose. Henderson thinks you’ll
refuse to do his work, so I want you to get moved in there
before he comes back from lunch. I’ve had a desk put in his
office for you. Miss Kalski is in the bookkeeper’s room half
the time now.”
Rena Kalski was amazed that afternoon when a line
of office boys entered, carrying Miss Devine’s effects, and
when Ardessa herself coldly followed them. After Ardessa
had arranged her desk, Miss Kalski went over to her and
told her about some matters of routine very good-naturedly.
Ardessa looked pretty badly shaken up, and Rena bore no
grudges.
“When you want the dope on the correspondence with the
paper men, don’t bother to look it up. I’ve got it all in my
head, and I can save time for you. If he wants you to go over
the printing bills every week, you’d better let me help you
with that for a while. I can stay almost any afternoon. It’s
quite a trick to figure out the plates and over-time charges till
you get used to it. I’ve worked out a quick method that saves
trouble.”
When Henderson came in at three he found Ardessa, chilly,
but civil, awaiting his instructions. He knew she disapproved
of his tastes and his manners, but he didn’t mind. What interested
and amused him was that Rena Kalski, whom he
had always thought as cold-blooded as an adding-machine,
seemed to be making a hair-mattress of herself to break Ardessa’s
fall.
At five o’clock, when Ardessa rose to go, the business manager
said breezily:
“See you at nine in the morning, Miss Devine. We begin on
the stroke.”
Ardessa faded out of the door, and Miss Kalski’s slender
back squirmed with amusement.
“I never thought to hear such words spoken,” she admitted;
“but I guess she’ll limber up all right. The atmosphere is
bad over there. They get moldy.”
After the next monthly luncheon of the heads of departments,
O’Mally said to Henderson, as he feed the coat-boy:
“By the way, how are you making it with the bartered
bride?”
Henderson smashed on his Panama as he said:
“Any time you want her back, don’t be delicate.”
But O’Mally shook his red head and laughed.
“Oh, I’m no Indian giver!”
Century, May 1918
Her Boss ToC
I
Paul Wanning opened the front door of his house in
Orange, closed it softly behind him, and stood looking
about the hall as he drew off his gloves.
Nothing was changed there since last night, and yet he
stood gazing about him with an interest which a long-married
man does not often feel in his own reception hall. The rugs,
the two pillars, the Spanish tapestry chairs, were all the same.
The Venus di Medici stood on her column as usual and there,
at the end of the hall (opposite the front door), was the full-length
portrait of Mrs. Wanning, maturely blooming forth in
an evening gown, signed with the name of a French painter
who seemed purposely to have made his signature indistinct.
Though the signature was largely what one paid for, one
couldn’t ask him to do it over.
In the dining room the colored man was moving about
the table set for dinner, under the electric cluster. The candles
had not yet been lighted. Wanning watched him with a
homesick feeling in his heart. They had had Sam a long
while, twelve years, now. His warm hall, the lighted dining-room,
the drawing room where only the flicker of the wood
fire played upon the shining surfaces of many objects—they
seemed to Wanning like a haven of refuge. It had never
occurred to him that his house was too full of things. He
often said, and he believed, that the women of his household
had “perfect taste.” He had paid for these objects, sometimes
with difficulty, but always with pride. He carried a
heavy life-insurance and permitted himself to spend most of
the income from a good law practise. He wished, during his
life-time, to enjoy the benefits of his wife’s discriminating
extravagance.
Yesterday Wanning’s doctor had sent him to a specialist.
Today the specialist, after various laboratory tests, had told
him most disconcerting things about the state of very necessary,
but hitherto wholly uninteresting, organs of his body.
The information pointed to something incredible; insinuated
that his residence in this house was only temporary; that
he, whose time was so full, might have to leave not only his
house and his office and his club, but a world with which he
was extremely well satisfied—the only world he knew anything
about.
Wanning unbuttoned his overcoat, but did not take it off.
He stood folding his muffler slowly and carefully. What he
did not understand was, how he could go while other people
stayed. Sam would be moving about the table like this, Mrs.
Wanning and her daughters would be dressing upstairs, when
he would not be coming home to dinner any more; when he
would not, indeed, be dining anywhere.
Sam, coming to turn on the parlor lights, saw Wanning and
stepped behind him to take his coat.
“Good evening, Mr. Wanning, sah, excuse me. You entahed
so quietly, sah, I didn’t heah you.”
The master of the house slipped out of his coat and went
languidly upstairs.
He tapped at the door of his wife’s room, which stood
ajar.
“Come in, Paul,” she called from her dressing table.
She was seated, in a violet dressing gown, giving the last
touches to her coiffure, both arms lifted. They were firm and
white, like her neck and shoulders. She was a handsome
woman of fifty-five,—still a woman, not an old person, Wanning
told himself, as he kissed her cheek. She was heavy in
figure, to be sure, but she had kept, on the whole, presentable
outlines. Her complexion was good, and she wore less false
hair than either of her daughters.
Wanning himself was five years older, but his sandy hair did
not show the gray in it, and since his mustache had begun to
grow white he kept it clipped so short that it was unobtrusive.
His fresh skin made him look younger than he was. Not
long ago he had overheard the stenographers in his law office
discussing the ages of their employers. They had put him
down at fifty, agreeing that his two partners must be considerably
older than he—which was not the case. Wanning had
an especially kindly feeling for the little new girl, a copyist,
who had exclaimed that “Mr. Wanning couldn’t be fifty; he
seemed so boyish!”
Wanning lingered behind his wife, looking at her in the
mirror.
“Well, did you tell the girls, Julia?” he asked, trying to speak
casually.
Mrs. Wanning looked up and met his eyes in the glass.
“The girls?”
She noticed a strange expression come over his face.
“About your health, you mean? Yes, dear, but I tried not to
alarm them. They feel dreadfully. I’m going to have a talk
with Dr. Seares myself. These specialists are all alarmists, and
I’ve often heard of his frightening people.”
She rose and took her husband’s arm, drawing him toward
the fireplace.
“You are not going to let this upset you, Paul? If you take
care of yourself, everything will come out all right. You have
always been so strong. One has only to look at you.”
“Did you,” Wanning asked, “say anything to Harold?”
“Yes, of course. I saw him in town today, and he agrees
with me that Seares draws the worst conclusions possible. He
says even the young men are always being told the most terrifying
things. Usually they laugh at the doctors and do as
they please. You certainly don’t look like a sick man, and you
don’t feel like one, do you?”
She patted his shoulder, smiled at him encouragingly, and
rang for the maid to come and hook her dress.
When the maid appeared at the door, Wanning went out
through the bathroom to his own sleeping chamber. He was
too much dispirited to put on a dinner coat, though such
remissness was always noticed. He sat down and waited for
the sound of the gong, leaving his door open, on the chance
that perhaps one of his daughters would come in.
When Wanning went down to dinner he found his wife
already at her chair, and the table laid for four.
“Harold,” she explained, “is not coming home. He has to
attend a first night in town.”
A moment later their two daughters entered, obviously
“dressed.” They both wore earrings and masses of hair. The
daughters’ names were Roma and Florence,—Roma, Firenze,
one of the young men who came to the house often, but
not often enough, had called them. Tonight they were going
to a rehearsal of “The Dances of the Nations,”—a benefit
performance in which Miss Roma was to lead the Spanish
dances, her sister the Grecian.
The elder daughter had often been told that her name
suited her admirably. She looked, indeed, as we are apt to
think the unrestrained beauties of later Rome must have
looked,—but as their portrait busts emphatically declare they
did not. Her head was massive, her lips full and crimson,
her eyes large and heavy-lidded, her forehead low. At costume
balls and in living pictures she was always Semiramis,
or Poppea, or Theodora. Barbaric accessories brought out
something cruel and even rather brutal in her handsome
face. The men who were attracted to her were somehow
afraid of her.
Florence was slender, with a long, graceful neck, a restless
head, and a flexible mouth—discontent lurked about the corners
of it. Her shoulders were pretty, but her neck and arms
were too thin. Roma was always struggling to keep within a
certain weight—her chin and upper arms grew persistently
more solid—and Florence was always striving to attain a certain
weight. Wanning used sometimes to wonder why these
disconcerting fluctuations could not go the other way; why
Roma could not melt away as easily as did her sister, who had
to be sent to Palm Beach to save the precious pounds.
“I don’t see why you ever put Rickie Allen in charge of the
English country dances,” Florence said to her sister, as they
sat down. “He knows the figures, of course, but he has no
real style.”
Roma looked annoyed. Rickie Allen was one of the men
who came to the house almost often enough.
“He is absolutely to be depended upon, that’s why,” she
said firmly.
“I think he is just right for it, Florence,” put in Mrs. Wanning.
“It’s remarkable he should feel that he can give up the
time; such a busy man. He must be very much interested in
the movement.”
Florence’s lip curled drolly under her soup spoon. She shot
an amused glance at her mother’s dignity.
“Nothing doing,” her keen eyes seemed to say.
Though Florence was nearly thirty and her sister a little
beyond, there was, seriously, nothing doing. With so many
charms and so much preparation, they never, as Florence vulgarly
said, quite pulled it off. They had been rushed, time and
again, and Mrs. Wanning had repeatedly steeled herself to
bear the blow. But the young men went to follow a career in
Mexico or the Philippines, or moved to Yonkers, and escaped
without a mortal wound.
Roma turned graciously to her father.
“I met Mr. Lane at the Holland House today, where I was
lunching with the Burtons, father. He asked about you, and
when I told him you were not so well as usual, he said he
would call you up. He wants to tell you about some doctor he
discovered in Iowa, who cures everything with massage and
hot water. It sounds freakish, but Mr. Lane is a very clever
man, isn’t he?”
“Very,” assented Wanning.
“I should think he must be!” sighed Mrs. Wanning. “How
in the world did he make all that money, Paul? He didn’t
seem especially promising years ago, when we used to see so
much of them.”
“Corporation business. He’s attorney for the P. L. and G.,”
murmured her husband.
“What a pile he must have!” Florence watched the old negro’s
slow movements with restless eyes. “Here is Jenny, a
Contessa, with a glorious palace in Genoa that her father
must have bought her. Surely Aldrini had nothing. Have you
seen the baby count’s pictures, Roma? They’re very cunning.
I should think you’d go to Genoa and visit Jenny.”
“We must arrange that, Roma. It’s such an opportunity.”
Though Mrs. Wanning addressed her daughter, she looked at
her husband. “You would get on so well among their friends.
When Count Aldrini was here you spoke Italian much better
than poor Jenny. I remember when we entertained him, he
could scarcely say anything to her at all.”
Florence tried to call up an answering flicker of amusement
upon her sister’s calm, well-bred face. She thought her
mother was rather outdoing herself tonight,—since Aldrini
had at least managed to say the one important thing to Jenny,
somehow, somewhere. Jenny Lane had been Roma’s friend
and schoolmate, and the Count was an ephemeral hope in
Orange. Mrs. Wanning was one of the first matrons to declare
that she had no prejudices against foreigners, and at the dinners
that were given for the Count, Roma was always put
next him to act as interpreter.
Roma again turned to her father.
“If I were you, dear, I would let Mr. Lane tell me about his
doctor. New discoveries are often made by queer people.”
Roma’s voice was low and sympathetic; she never lost her
dignity.
Florence asked if she might have her coffee in her room,
while she dashed off a note, and she ran upstairs humming
“Bright Lights” and wondering how she was going to stand
her family until the summer scattering. Why could Roma
never throw off her elegant reserve and call things by their
names? She sometimes thought she might like her sister, if
she would only come out in the open and howl about her
disappointments.
Roma, drinking her coffee deliberately, asked her father if
they might have the car early, as they wanted to pick up Mr.
Allen and Mr. Rydberg on their way to rehearsal.
Wanning said certainly. Heaven knew he was not stingy
about his car, though he could never quite forget that in his
day it was the young men who used to call for the girls when
they went to rehearsals.
“You are going with us, Mother?” Roma asked as they
rose.
“I think so dear. Your father will want to go to bed early,
and I shall sleep better if I go out. I am going to town tomorrow
to pour tea for Harold. We must get him some new
silver, Paul. I am quite ashamed of his spoons.”
Harold, the only son, was a playwright—as yet “unproduced”—and
he had a studio in Washington Square.
A half-hour later, Wanning was alone in his library. He
would not permit himself to feel aggrieved. What was more
commendable than a mother’s interest in her children’s pleasures?
Moreover, it was his wife’s way of following things up,
of never letting die grass grow under her feet, that had helped
to push him along in the world. She was more ambitious than
he,—that had been good for him. He was naturally indolent,
and Julia’s childlike desire to possess material objects, to buy
what other people were buying, had been the spur that made
him go after business. It had, moreover, made his house the
attractive place he believed it to be.
“Suppose,” his wife sometimes said to him when the bills
came in from Céleste or Mme. Blanche, “suppose you had
homely daughters; how would you like that?”
He wouldn’t have liked it. When he went anywhere with
his three ladies, Wanning always felt very well done by. He
had no complaint to make about them, or about anything.
That was why it seemed so unreasonable—He felt along his
back incredulously with his hand. Harold, of course, was a
trial; but among all his business friends, he knew scarcely one
who had a promising boy.
The house was so still that Wanning could hear a faint, metallic
tinkle from the butler’s pantry. Old Sam was washing
up the silver, which he put away himself every night.
Wanning rose and walked aimlessly down the hall and out
through the dining-room.
“Any Apollinaris on ice, Sam? I’m not feeling very well tonight.”
The old colored man dried his hands.
“Yessah, Mistah Wanning. Have a little rye with it, sah?”
“No, thank you, Sam. That’s one of the things I can’t do
any more. I’ve been to see a big doctor in the city, and he tells
me there’s something seriously wrong with me. My kidneys
have sort of gone back on me.”
It was a satisfaction to Wanning to name the organ that had
betrayed him, while all the rest of him was so sound.
Sam was immediately interested. He shook his grizzled
head and looked full of wisdom.
“Don’t seem like a gen’leman of such a temperate life ought
to have anything wrong thar, sah.”
“No, it doesn’t, does it?”
Wanning leaned against the china closet and talked to Sam
for nearly half an hour. The specialist who condemned him
hadn’t seemed half so much interested. There was not a detail
about the examination and the laboratory tests in which Sam
did not show the deepest concern. He kept asking Wanning if
he could remember “straining himself” when he was a young
man.
“I’ve knowed a strain like that to sleep in a man for yeahs
and yeahs, and then come back on him, ’deed I have,” he said,
mysteriously. “An’ again, it might be you got a floatin’ kidney,
sah. Aftah dey once teah loose, dey sometimes don’t
make no trouble for quite a while.”
When Wanning went to his room he did not go to bed. He
sat up until he heard the voices of his wife and daughters in
the hall below. His own bed somehow frightened him. In all
the years he had lived in this house he had never before
looked about his room, at that bed, with the thought that he
might one day be trapped there, and might not get out again.
He had been ill, of course, but his room had seemed a particularly
pleasant place for a sick man; sunlight, flowers,—agreeable,
well-dressed women coming in and out.
Now there was something sinister about the bed itself,
about its position, and its relation to the rest of the furniture.
II
The next morning, on his way downtown, Wanning got off
the subway train at Astor Place and walked over to Washington
Square. He climbed three flights of stairs and knocked at
his son’s studio. Harold, dressed, with his stick and gloves in
his hand, opened the door. He was just going over to the
Brevoort for breakfast. He greeted his father with the cordial
familiarity practised by all the “boys” of his set, clapped him
on the shoulder and said in his light, tonsilitis voice:
“Come in, Governor, how delightful! I haven’t had a call
from you in a long time.”
He threw his hat and gloves on the writing table. He was a
perfect gentleman, even with his father.
Florence said the matter with Harold was that he had heard
people say he looked like Byron, and stood for it.
What Harold would stand for in such matters was, indeed,
the best definition of him. When he read his play “The Street
Walker” in drawing rooms and one lady told him it had the
poetic symbolism of Tchekhov, and another said that it suggested
the biting realism of Brieux, he never, in his most secret
thoughts, questioned the acumen of either lady. Harold’s
speech, even if you heard it in the next room and could not
see him, told you that he had no sense of the absurd,—a
throaty staccato, with never a downward inflection, trustfully
striving to please.
“Just going out?” his father asked. “I won’t keep you. Your
mother told you I had a discouraging session with Seares?”
“So awfully sorry you’ve had this bother, Governor; just as
sorry as I can be. No question about it’s coming out all right,
but it’s a downright nuisance, your having to diet and that
sort of thing. And I suppose you ought to follow directions,
just to make us all feel comfortable, oughtn’t you?” Harold
spoke with fluent sympathy.
Wanning sat down on the arm of a chair and shook his
head. “Yes, they do recommend a diet, but they don’t promise
much from it.”
Harold laughed precipitately. “Delicious! All doctors are,
aren’t they? So profound and oracular! The medicine-man;
it’s quite the same idea, you see; with tom-toms.”
Wanning knew that Harold meant something subtle,—one
of the subtleties which he said were only spoiled by being
explained—so he came bluntly to one of the issues he had in
mind.
“I would like to see you settled before I quit the harness,
Harold.”
Harold was absolutely tolerant.
He took out his cigarette case and burnished it with his
handkerchief.
“I perfectly understand your point of view, dear Governor,
but perhaps you don’t altogether get mine. Isn’t it so? I am
settled. What you mean by being settled, would unsettle me,
completely. I’m cut out for just such an existence as this; to
live four floors up in an attic, get my own breakfast, and have
a charwoman to do for me. I should be awfully bored with an
establishment. I’m quite content with a little diggings like
this.”
Wanning’s eyes fell. Somebody had to pay the rent of even
such modest quarters as contented Harold, but to say so
would be rude, and Harold himself was never rude. Wanning
did not, this morning, feel equal to hearing a statement of his
son’s uncommercial ideals.
“I know,” he said hastily. “But now we’re up against hard
facts, my boy. I did not want to alarm your mother, but I’ve
had a time limit put on me, and it’s not a very long one.”
Harold threw away the cigarette he had just lighted in a
burst of indignation.
“That’s the sort of thing I consider criminal, Father, absolutely
criminal! What doctor has a right to suggest such a
thing? Seares himself may be knocked out tomorrow. What
have laboratory tests got to do with a man’s will to live? The
force of that depends upon his entire personality, not on any
organ or pair of organs.”
Harold thrust his hands in his pockets and walked up and
down, very much stirred. “Really, I have a very poor opinion
of scientists. They ought to be made serve an apprenticeship
in art, to get some conception of the power of human motives.
Such brutality!”
Harold’s plays dealt with the grimmest and most depressing
matters, but he himself was always agreeable, and he insisted
upon high cheerfulness as the correct tone of human
intercourse.
Wanning rose and turned to go. There was, in Harold, simply
no reality, to which one could break through. The young
man took up his hat and gloves.
“Must you go? Let me step along with you to the sub. The
walk will do me good.”
Harold talked agreeably all the way to Astor Place. His
father heard little of what he said, but he rather liked his
company and his wish to be pleasant.
Wanning went to his club for luncheon, meaning to spend
the afternoon with some of his friends who had retired from
business and who read the papers there in the empty hours
between two and seven. He got no satisfaction, however.
When he tried to tell these men of his present predicament,
they began to describe ills of their own in which he could not
feel interested. Each one of them had a treacherous organ of
which he spoke with animation, almost with pride, as if it
were a crafty business competitor whom he was constantly
outwitting. Each had a doctor, too, for whom he was ardently
soliciting business. They wanted either to telephone
their doctor and make an appointment for Wanning, or to
take him then and there to the consulting room. When he did
not accept these invitations, they lost interest in him and remembered
engagements. He called a taxi and returned to the
offices of McQuiston, Wade, and Wanning.
Settled at his desk, Wanning decided that he would not
go home to dinner, but would stay at the office and dictate
a long letter to an old college friend who lived in Wyoming.
He could tell Douglas Brown things that he had not
succeeded in getting to any one else. Brown, out in the
Wind River mountains, couldn’t defend himself, couldn’t
slap Wanning on the back and tell him to gather up the sunbeams.
He called up his house in Orange to say that he would not
be home until late. Roma answered the telephone. He spoke
mournfully, but she was not disturbed by it.
“Very well, Father. Don’t get too tired,” she said in her well
modulated voice.
When Wanning was ready to dictate his letter, he looked
out from his private office into the reception room and saw
that his stenographer in her hat and gloves, and furs of the
newest cut, was just leaving.
“Goodnight, Mr. Wanning,” she said, drawing down her
dotted veil.
Had there been important business letters to be got off on
the night mail, he would have felt that he could detain her,
but not for anything personal. Miss Doane was an expert
legal stenographer, and she knew her value. The slightest
delay in dispatching office business annoyed her. Letters that
were not signed until the next morning awoke her deepest
contempt. She was scrupulous in professional etiquette, and
Wanning felt that their relations, though pleasant, were
scarcely cordial.
As Miss Doane’s trim figure disappeared through the outer
door, little Annie Wooley, the copyist, came in from the stenographers’
room. Her hat was pinned over one ear, and she
was scrambling into her coat as she came, holding her gloves
in her teeth and her battered handbag in the fist that was
already through a sleeve.
“Annie, I wanted to dictate a letter. You were just leaving,
weren’t you?”
“Oh, I don’t mind!” she answered cheerfully, and pulling
off her old coat, threw it on a chair. “I’ll get my book.”
She followed him into his room and sat down by a table,—though
she wrote with her book on her knee.
Wanning had several times kept her after office hours to
take his private letters for him, and she had always been good-natured
about it. On each occasion, when he gave her a dollar
to get her dinner, she protested, laughing, and saying that she
could never eat so much as that.
She seemed a happy sort of little creature, didn’t pout when
she was scolded, and giggled about her own mistakes in spelling.
She was plump and undersized, always dodging under
the elbows of taller people and clattering about on high heels,
much run over. She had bright black eyes and fuzzy black hair
in which, despite Miss Doane’s reprimands, she often stuck
her pencil. She was the girl who couldn’t believe that Wanning
was fifty, and he had liked her ever since he overheard
that conversation.
Tilting back his chair—he never assumed this position
when he dictated to Miss Doane—Wanning began: “To Mr.
D. E. Brown, South Forks, Wyoming.”
He shaded his eyes with his hand and talked off a long
letter to this man who would be sorry that his mortal frame
was breaking up. He recalled to him certain fine months they
had spent together on the Wind River when they were young
men, and said he sometimes wished that like D. E. Brown, he
had claimed his freedom in a big country where the wheels
did not grind a man as hard as they did in New York. He had
spent all these years hustling about and getting ready to live
the way he wanted to live, and now he had a puncture the
doctors couldn’t mend. What was the use of it?
Wanning’s thoughts were fixed on the trout streams and
the great silver-firs in the canyons of the Wind River Mountains,
when he was disturbed by a soft, repeated sniffling. He
looked out between his fingers. Little Annie, carried away by
his eloquence, was fairly panting to make dots and dashes fast
enough, and she was sopping her eyes with an unpresentable,
end-of-the-day handkerchief.
Wanning rambled on in his dictation. Why was she crying?
What did it matter to her? He was a man who said good-morning
to her, who sometimes took an hour of the precious
few she had left at the end of the day and then complained
about her bad spelling. When the letter was finished, he
handed her a new two dollar bill.
“I haven’t got any change tonight; and anyhow, I’d like
you to eat a whole lot. I’m on a diet, and I want to see everybody
else eat.”
Annie tucked her notebook under her arm and stood looking
at the bill which she had not taken up from the table.
“I don’t like to be paid for taking letters to your friends,
Mr. Wanning,” she said impulsively. “I can run personal letters
off between times. It ain’t as if I needed the money,” she
added carelessly.
“Get along with you! Anybody who is eighteen years old
and has a sweet tooth needs money, all they can get.”
Annie giggled and darted out with the bill in her hand.
Wanning strolled aimlessly after her into the reception
room.
“Let me have that letter before lunch tomorrow, please,
and be sure that nobody sees it.” He stopped and frowned. “I
don’t look very sick, do I?”
“I should say you don’t!” Annie got her coat on after considerable
tugging. “Why don’t you call in a specialist? My
mother called a specialist for my father before he died.”
“Oh, is your father dead?”
“I should say he is! He was a painter by trade, and he fell
off a seventy-foot stack into the East River. Mother couldn’t
get anything out of the company, because he wasn’t buckled.
He lingered for four months, so I know all about taking care
of sick people. I was attending business college then, and sick
as he was, he used to give me dictation for practise. He made
us all go into professions; the girls, too. He didn’t like us to
just run.”
Wanning would have liked to keep Annie and hear more
about her family, but it was nearly seven o’clock, and he knew
he ought, in mercy, to let her go. She was the only person to
whom he had talked about his illness who had been frank and
honest with him, who had looked at him with eyes that concealed
nothing. When he broke the news of his condition to
his partners that morning, they shut him off as if he were
uttering indecent ravings. All day they had met him with a
hurried, abstracted manner. McQuiston and Wade went out
to lunch together, and he knew what they were thinking, perhaps
talking, about. Wanning had brought into the firm valuable
business, but he was less enterprising than either of his
partners.
III
In the early summer Wanning’s family scattered. Roma
swallowed her pride and sailed for Genoa to visit the Contessa
Jenny. Harold went to Cornish to be in an artistic atmosphere.
Mrs. Wanning and Florence took a cottage at York
Harbor where Wanning was supposed to join them whenever
he could get away from town. He did not often get away. He
felt most at ease among his accustomed surroundings. He
kept his car in the city and went back and forth from his office
to the club where he was living. Old Sam, his butler, came in
from Orange every night to put his clothes in order and make
him comfortable.
Wanning began to feel that he would not tire of his office in
a hundred years. Although he did very little work, it was
pleasant to go down town every morning when the streets
were crowded, the sky clear, and the sunshine bright. From
the windows of his private office he could see the harbor and
watch the ocean liners come down the North River and go
out to sea.
While he read his mail, he often looked out and wondered
why he had been so long indifferent to that extraordinary
scene of human activity and hopefulness. How had a short-lived
race of beings the energy and courage valiantly to begin
enterprises which they could follow for only a few years; to
throw up towers and build sea-monsters and found great
businesses, when the frailest of the materials with which they
worked, the paper upon which they wrote, the ink upon their
pens, had more permanence in this world than they? All this
material rubbish lasted. The linen clothing and cosmetics of
the Egyptians had lasted. It was only the human flame that
certainly, certainly went out. Other things had a fighting
chance; they might meet with mishap and be destroyed, they
might not. But the human creature who gathered and shaped
and hoarded and foolishly loved these things, he had no
chance—absolutely none. Wanning’s cane, his hat, his topcoat,
might go from beggar to beggar and knock about in this
world for another fifty years or so; but not he.
In the late afternoon he never hurried to leave his office
now. Wonderful sunsets burned over the North River, wonderful
stars trembled up among the towers; more wonderful
than anything he could hurry away to. One of his windows
looked directly down upon the spire of Old Trinity, with the
green churchyard and the pale sycamores far below. Wanning
often dropped into the church when he was going out to
lunch; not because he was trying to make his peace with
Heaven, but because the church was old and restful and familiar,
because it and its gravestones had sat in the same place for
a long while. He bought flowers from the street boys and
kept them on his desk, which his partners thought strange
behavior, and which Miss Doane considered a sign that he
was failing.
But there were graver things than bouquets for Miss Doane
and the senior partner to ponder over.
The senior partner, McQuiston, in spite of his silvery hair
and mustache and his important church connections, had rich
natural taste for scandal.—After Mr. Wade went away for his
vacation, in May, Wanning took Annie Wooley out of the
copying room, put her at a desk in his private office, and
raised her pay to eighteen dollars a week, explaining to McQuiston
that for the summer months he would need a secretary.
This explanation satisfied neither McQuiston nor Miss
Doane.
Annie was also paid for overtime, and although Wanning
attended to very little of the office business now, there was a
great deal of overtime. Miss Doane was, of course, ‘above’
questioning a chit like Annie; but what was he doing with his
time and his new secretary, she wanted to know?
If anyone had told her that Wanning was writing a book,
she would have said bitterly that it was just like him. In his
youth Wanning had hankered for the pen. When he studied
law, he had intended to combine that profession with some
tempting form of authorship. Had he remained a bachelor, he
would have been an unenterprising literary lawyer to the end
of his days. It was his wife’s restlessness and her practical turn
of mind that had made him a money-getter. His illness
seemed to bring back to him the illusions with which he left
college.
As soon as his family were out of the way and he shut up
the Orange house, he began to dictate his autobiography to
Annie Wooley. It was not only the story of his life, but an
expression of all his theories and opinions, and a commentary
on the fifty years of events which he could remember.
Fortunately, he was able to take great interest in this undertaking.
He had the happiest convictions about the clear-cut
style he was developing and his increasing felicity in phrasing.
He meant to publish the work handsomely, at his own expense
and under his own name. He rather enjoyed the
thought of how greatly disturbed Harold would be. He and
Harold differed in their estimates of books. All the solid
works which made up Wanning’s library, Harold considered
beneath contempt. Anybody, he said, could do that sort of
thing.
When Wanning could not sleep at night, he turned on the
light beside his bed and made notes on the chapter he meant
to dictate the next day.
When he returned to the office after lunch, he gave instructions
that he was not to be interrupted by telephone calls, and
shut himself up with his secretary.
After he had opened all the windows and taken off his coat,
he fell to dictating. He found it a delightful occupation, the
solace of each day. Often he had sudden fits of tiredness; then
he would lie down on the leather sofa and drop asleep, while
Annie read “The Leopard’s Spots” until he awoke.
Like many another business man Wanning had relied so
long on stenographers that the operation of writing with a
pen had become laborious to him. When he undertook it, he
wanted to cut everything short. But walking up and down his
private office, with the strong afternoon sun pouring in at his
windows, a fresh air stirring, all the people and boats moving
restlessly down there, he could say things he wanted to say. It
was like living his life over again.
He did not miss his wife or his daughters. He had become
again the mild, contemplative youth he was in college, before
he had a profession and a family to grind for, before the two
needs which shape our destiny had made of him pretty much
what they make of every man.
At five o’clock Wanning sometimes went out for a cup of
tea and took Annie along. He felt dull and discouraged as
soon as he was alone. So long as Annie was with him, he
could keep a grip on his own thoughts. They talked about
what he had just been dictating to her. She found that he
liked to be questioned, and she tried to be greatly interested
in it all.
After tea, they went back to the office. Occasionally Wanning
lost track of time and kept Annie until it grew dark. He
knew he had old McQuiston guessing, but he didn’t care.
One day the senior partner came to him with a reproving air.
“I am afraid Miss Doane is leaving us, Paul. She feels that
Miss Wooley’s promotion is irregular.”
“How is that any business of hers, I’d like to know? She has
all my legal work. She is always disagreeable enough about
doing anything else.”
McQuiston’s puffy red face went a shade darker.
“Miss Doane has a certain professional pride; a strong feeling
for office organization. She doesn’t care to fill an equivocal
position. I don’t know that I blame her. She feels that
there is something not quite regular about the confidence you
seem to place in this inexperienced young woman.”
Wanning pushed back his chair.
“I don’t care a hang about Miss Doane’s sense of propriety.
I need a stenographer who will carry out my instructions. I’ve
carried out Miss Doane’s long enough. I’ve let that schoolma’am
hector me for years. She can go when she pleases.”
That night McQuiston wrote to his partner that things
were in a bad way, and they would have to keep an eye on
Wanning. He had been seen at the theatre with his new
stenographer.
That was true. Wanning had several times taken Annie to
the Palace on Saturday afternoon. When all his acquaintances
were off motoring or playing golf, when the down-town offices
and even the streets were deserted, it amused him to
watch a foolish show with a delighted, cheerful little person
beside him.
Beyond her generosity, Annie had no shining merits of
character, but she had the gift of thinking well of everything,
and wishing well. When she was there Wanning felt as if there
were someone who cared whether this was a good or a bad
day with him. Old Sam, too, was like that. While the old
black man put him to bed and made him comfortable, Wanning
could talk to him as he talked to little Annie. Even if he
dwelt upon his illness, in plain terms, in detail, he did not feel
as if he were imposing on them.
People like Sam and Annie admitted misfortune,—admitted
it almost cheerfully. Annie and her family did not consider
illness or any of its hard facts vulgar or indecent. It had its
place in their scheme of life, as it had not in that of Wanning’s
friends.
Annie came out of a typical poor family of New York. Of
eight children, only four lived to grow up. In such families
the stream of life is broad enough, but runs shallow. In the
children, vitality is exhausted early. The roots do not go down
into anything very strong. Illness and deaths and funerals, in
her own family and in those of her friends, had come at frequent
intervals in Annie’s life. Since they had to be, she and
her sisters made the best of them. There was something to be
got out of funerals, even, if they were managed right. They
kept people in touch with old friends who had moved uptown,
and revived kindly feelings.
Annie had often given up things she wanted because there
was sickness at home, and now she was patient with her boss.
What he paid her for overtime work by no means made up to
her what she lost.
Annie was not in the least thrifty, nor were any of her
sisters. She had to make a living, but she was not interested
in getting all she could for her time, or in laying up for
the future. Girls like Annie know that the future is a very uncertain
thing, and they feel no responsibility about it. The
present is what they have—and it is all they have. If Annie
missed a chance to go sailing with the plumber’s son on Saturday
afternoon, why, she missed it. As for the two dollars
her boss gave her, she handed them over to her mother. Now
that Annie was getting more money, one of her sisters quit a
job she didn’t like and was staying at home for a rest. That
was all promotion meant to Annie.
The first time Annie’s boss asked her to work on Saturday
afternoon, she could not hide her disappointment. He suggested
that they might knock off early and go to a show, or
take a run in his car, but she grew tearful and said it would be
hard to make her family understand. Wanning thought perhaps
he could explain to her mother. He called his motor and
took Annie home.
When his car stopped in front of the tenement house on
Eighth Avenue, heads came popping out of the windows for
six storys up, and all the neighbor women, in dressing sacks
and wrappers, gazed down at the machine and at the couple
alighting from it. A motor meant a wedding or the hospital.
The plumber’s son, Willy Steen, came over from the corner
saloon to see what was going on, and Annie introduced him
at the doorstep.
Mrs. Wooley asked Wanning to come into the parlor and
invited him to have a chair of ceremony between the folding
bed and the piano.
Annie, nervous and tearful, escaped to the dining-room—the
cheerful spot where the daughters visited with each other
and with their friends. The parlor was a masked sleeping
chamber and store room.
The plumber’s son sat down on the sofa beside Mrs.
Wooley, as if he were accustomed to share in the family councils.
Mrs. Wooley waited expectant and kindly. She looked the
sensible, hard-working woman that she was, and one could
see she hadn’t lived all her life on Eighth Avenue without
learning a great deal.
Wanning explained to her that he was writing a book which
he wanted to finish during the summer months when business
was not so heavy. He was ill and could not work regularly.
His secretary would have to take his dictation when he felt
able to give it; must, in short, be a sort of companion to him.
He would like to feel that she could go out in his car with
him, or even to the theater, when he felt like it. It might have
been better if he had engaged a young man for this work, but
since he had begun it with Annie, he would like to keep her if
her mother was willing.
Mrs. Wooley watched him with friendly, searching eyes.
She glanced at Willy Steen, who, wise in such distinctions,
had decided that there was nothing shady about Annie’s boss.
He nodded his sanction.
“I don’t want my girl to conduct herself in any such way as
will prejudice her, Mr. Wanning,” she said thoughtfully. “If
you’ve got daughters, you know how that is. You’ve been liberal
with Annie, and it’s a good position for her. It’s right
she should go to business every day, and I want her to do her
work right, but I like to have her home after working hours. I
always think a young girl’s time is her own after business
hours, and I try not to burden them when they come home.
I’m willing she should do your work as suits you, if it’s her
wish; but I don’t like to press her. The good times she misses
now, it’s not you nor me, sir, that can make them up to her.
These young things has their feelings.”
“Oh, I don’t want to press her, either,” Wanning said hastily.
“I simply want to know that you understand the situation.
I’ve made her a little present in my will as a recognition that
she is doing more for me than she is paid for.”
“That’s something above me, sir. We’ll hope there won’t be
no question of wills for many years yet,” Mrs. Wooley spoke
heartily. “I’m glad if my girl can be of any use to you, just so
she don’t prejudice herself.”
The plumber’s son rose as if the interview were over.
“It’s all right, Mama Wooley, don’t you worry,” he said.
He picked up his canvas cap and turned to Wanning. “You
see, Annie ain’t the sort of girl that would want to be spotted
circulating around with a monied party her folks didn’t know
all about. She’d lose friends by it.”
After this conversation Annie felt a great deal happier. She
was still shy and a trifle awkward with poor Wanning when
they were outside the office building, and she missed the old
freedom of her Saturday afternoons. But she did the best she
could, and Willy Steen tried to make it up to her.
In Annie’s absence he often came in of an afternoon to have
a cup of tea and a sugar-bun with Mrs. Wooley and the
daughter who was “resting.” As they sat at the dining-room
table, they discussed Annie’s employer, his peculiarities, his
health, and what he had told Mrs. Wooley about his will.
Mrs. Wooley said she sometimes felt afraid he might disinherit
his children, as rich people often did, and make talk; but
she hoped for the best. Whatever came to Annie, she prayed
it might not be in the form of taxable property.
IV
Late in September Wanning grew suddenly worse. His
family hurried home, and he was put to bed in his house
in Orange. He kept asking the doctors when he could get
back to the office, but he lived only eight days.
The morning after his father’s funeral, Harold went to the
office to consult Wanning’s partners and to read the will.
Everything in the will was as it should be. There were no
surprises except a codicil in the form of a letter to Mrs. Wanning,
dated July 8th, requesting that out of the estate she
should pay the sum of one thousand dollars to his stenographer,
Annie Wooley, “in recognition of her faithful services.”
“I thought Miss Doane was my father’s stenographer,”
Harold exclaimed.
Alec McQuiston looked embarrassed and spoke in a low,
guarded tone.
“She was, for years. But this spring,—” he hesitated.
McQuiston loved a scandal. He leaned across his desk toward
Harold.
“This spring your father put this little girl, Miss Wooley, a
copyist, utterly inexperienced, in Miss Doane’s place. Miss
Doane was indignant and left us. The change made comment
here in the office. It was slightly—No, I will be frank with
you, Harold, it was very irregular.”
Harold also looked grave. “What could my father have
meant by such a request as this to my mother?”
The silver haired senior partner flushed and spoke as if he
were trying to break something gently.
“I don’t understand it, my boy. But I think, indeed I prefer
to think, that your father was not quite himself all this
summer. A man like your father does not, in his right senses,
find pleasure in the society of an ignorant, common little girl.
He does not make a practise of keeping her at the office after
hours, often until eight o’clock, or take her to restaurants and
to the theater with him; not, at least, in a slanderous city like
New York.”
Harold flinched before McQuiston’s meaning gaze and
turned aside in pained silence. He knew, as a dramatist, that
there are dark chapters in all men’s lives, and this but too
clearly explained why his father had stayed in town all summer
instead of joining his family.
McQuiston asked if he should ring for Annie Wooley.
Harold drew himself up. “No. Why should I see her? I
prefer not to. But with your permission, Mr. McQuiston, I
will take charge of this request to my mother. It could only
give her pain, and might awaken doubts in her mind.”
“We hardly know,” murmured the senior partner, “where
an investigation would lead us. Technically, of course, I cannot
agree with you. But if, as one of the executors of the will,
you wish to assume personal responsibility for this bequest,
under the circumstances—irregularities beget irregularities.”
“My first duty to my father,” said Harold, “is to protect my
mother.”
That afternoon McQuiston called Annie Wooley into his
private office and told her that her services would not be
needed any longer, and that in lieu of notice the clerk would
give her two weeks’ salary.
“Can I call up here for references?” Annie asked.
“Certainly. But you had better ask for me, personally. You
must know there has been some criticism of you here in the
office, Miss Wooley.”
“What about?” Annie asked boldly.
“Well, a young girl like you cannot render so much personal
service to her employer as you did to Mr. Wanning
without causing unfavorable comment. To be blunt with you,
for your own good, my dear young lady, your services to
your employer should terminate in the office, and at the close
of office hours. Mr. Wanning was a very sick man and his
judgment was at fault, but you should have known what a girl
in your station can do and what she cannot do.”
The vague discomfort of months flashed up in little Annie.
She had no mind to stand by and be lectured without having
a word to say for herself.
“Of course he was sick, poor man!” she burst out. “Not as
anybody seemed much upset about it. I wouldn’t have given
up my half-holidays for anybody if they hadn’t been sick, no
matter what they paid me. There wasn’t anything in it for
me.”
McQuiston raised his hand warningly.
“That will do, young lady. But when you get another
place, remember this: it is never your duty to entertain or to
provide amusement for your employer.”
He gave Annie a look which she did not clearly understand,
although she pronounced him a nasty old man as she hustled
on her hat and jacket.
When Annie reached home she found Willy Steen sitting
with her mother and sister at the dining-room table. This was
the first day that Annie had gone to the office since Wanning’s
death, and her family awaited her return with suspense.
“Hello yourself,” Annie called as she came in and threw her
handbag into an empty armchair.
“You’re off early, Annie,” said her mother gravely. “Has the
will been read?”
“I guess so. Yes, I know it has. Miss Wilson got it out of
the safe for them. The son came in. He’s a pill.”
“Was nothing said to you, daughter?”
“Yes, a lot. Please give me some tea, mother.” Annie felt
that her swagger was failing.
“Don’t tantalize us, Ann,” her sister broke in. “Didn’t you
get anything?”
“I got the mit, all right. And some back talk from the old
man that I’m awful sore about.”
Annie dashed away the tears and gulped her tea.
Gradually her mother and Willy drew the story from her.
Willy offered at once to go to the office building and take his
stand outside the door and never leave it until he had
punched old Mr. McQuiston’s face. He rose as if to attend to
it at once, but Mrs. Wooley drew him to his chair again and
patted his arm.
“It would only start talk and get the girl in trouble, Willy.
When it’s lawyers, folks in our station is helpless. I certainly
believed that man when he sat here; you heard him yourself.
Such a gentleman as he looked.”
Willy thumped his great fist, still in punching position,
down on his knee.
“Never you be fooled again, Mama Wooley. You’ll never
get anything out of a rich guy that he ain’t signed up in the
courts for. Rich is tight. There’s no exceptions.”
Annie shook her head.
“I didn’t want anything out of him. He was a nice, kind
man, and he had his troubles, I guess. He wasn’t tight.”
“Still,” said Mrs. Wooley sadly, “Mr. Wanning had no call
to hold out promises. I hate to be disappointed in a gentleman.
You’ve had confining work for some time, daughter; a
rest will do you good.”
Smart Set, October 1919