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CHAPTER VII
Cave-man Stuff
“Cave-man stuff,” Billy said to Dick,
pointing a thumb over his shoulder
toward the interior of the Broadway moving-picture
palace at the exit of which they had
just met accidentally. “It always goes big,
doesn’t it?”
“It does,” Dick agreed thoughtfully, “in the
movies anyhow.”
“Caroline says that the modern woman has
her response to that kind of thing refined all
out of her.” Billy intended his tone to be entirely
jocular, but there was a note of anxiety
in it that was not lost on his friend.
Dick paused under the shelter of a lurid poster—displaying
a fierce gentleman in crude
blue, showing all his teeth, and in the act of
strangling an early Victorian ingenue with a
dimple,—and lit a cigarette with his first match.
“Caroline may have,” he said, puffing to keep
his light against the breeze, “but I doubt it.”
“Rough stuff doesn’t seem to appeal to her,”
Billy said, quite humorously this time.
“She’s healthy,” Dick mused, “rides horseback,
plays tennis and all that. Wouldn’t she
have liked the guy that swung himself on the
roof between the two poles?” He indicated
again the direction of the theater from which
they had just emerged.
“She would have liked him,” Billy said gloomily,
“but the show would have started her
arguing about this whole moving-picture
proposition,—its crudity, and its tremendous
sacrifice of artistic values, and so on and so on.”
“Sure, she’s a highbrow. Highbrows always
cerebrate about the movies in one way or another.
Nancy doesn’t get it at just that angle,
of course. She hasn’t got Caroline’s intellectual
appetite. She’s not interested in the movies because
she hasn’t got a moving-picture house of
her own. The world is not Nancy’s oyster—it’s
her lump of putty.”
“I don’t know which is the worst,” Billy said.
“Caroline won’t listen to anything you say to
her,—but then neither will Nancy.”
“Women never listen to anything,” Dick said
profoundly, “unless they’re doing it on purpose,
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or they happen to be interested. I imagine
Caroline is a little less tractable, but
Nancy is capable of doing the most damage.
She works with concrete materials. Caroline’s
kit is crammed with nothing but ideas.”
“Nothing but—” Billy groaned.
“As for this cave-man business—theoretically,
they ought to react to it,—both of them.
They’re both normal, well-balanced young
ladies.”
“They’re both runnin’ pretty hard to keep in
the same place, just at present.”
“Nancy isn’t doing that—not by a long shot,”
Dick said.
“She’s not keeping in the same place certainly,”
Billy agreed. “Caroline is all eaten up
by this economic independence idea.”
“It’s a good idea,” Dick admitted; “economic
conditions are changing. No reason at all that
a woman shouldn’t prove herself willing to cope
with them, as long as she gets things in the order
of their importance. Earning her living
isn’t better than the Mother-Home-and-Heaven
job. It’s a way out, if she gets left, or gets
stung.”
“I’m only thankful Caroline can’t hear you.”
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Billy raised pious eyes to heaven but he continued
more seriously after a second, “It’s all
right to theorize, but practically speaking both
our girls are getting beyond our control.”
“I’m not engaged to Nancy,” Dick said a trifle
stiffly.
“Well, you ought to be,” Billy said.
Dick stiffened. He was not used to speaking
of his relations with Nancy to any one—even
to Billy, who was the closest friend he had.
They walked up Broadway in silence for a
while, toward the cross-street which housed the
university club which was their common objective.
“I know I ought to be,” Dick said, just as
Billy was formulating an apology for his presumption,
“or I ought to marry her out of hand.
This watchful waiting’s entirely the wrong
idea.”
“Why do we do it then?” Billy inquired pathetically.
“I wanted Nancy to sow her economic wild
oats. I guess you felt the same way about
Caroline.”
“Well, they’ve sowed ’em, haven’t they?”
“Not by a long shot. That’s the trouble,—they
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don’t get any forrider, from our point of
view. I thought it would be the best policy to
stand by and let Nancy work it out. I thought
her restaurant would either fail spectacularly
in a month, or succeed brilliantly and she’d
make over the executive end of it to somebody
else. I never thought of her buckling down
like this, and wearing herself out at it.”
“There’s a pretty keen edge on Caroline this
summer.”
“I’m afraid Nancy’s in pretty deep,” Dick
said. “The money end of it worries me as much
as anything.”
“I wouldn’t let that worry me.”
“She won’t take any of mine, you know.”
“I know she won’t. See here, Dick, I wouldn’t
worry about Nancy’s finances. She’ll come out
all right about money.”
“What makes you think so?”
“I know so. We’ve got lots of things in the
world to worry about, things that are scheduled
to go wrong unless we’re mighty delicate in the
way we handle ’em. Let’s worry about them,
and leave Nancy’s financial problems to take
care of themselves.”
“Which means,” Dick said, “that you are
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sure that she’s all right. I’m not in her confidence
in this matter—”
“Well, I am,” Billy said, “I’m her legal adviser,
and with all due respect to your taste
in girls, it’s a very difficult position to occupy.
What with the things she won’t listen to and
the things she won’t learn, and the things she
actually knows more about than I do—”
The indulgent smile of the true lover lit
Dick’s face, as if Billy had waxed profoundly
eulogistic. Unconsciously, Billy’s own tenderness
took fire at the flame.
“Why don’t we run away with ’em?” he said,
breathing heavily.
Dick stopped in a convenient doorway to light
his third cigarette, end on.
“It’s the answer to you and Caroline,” he
said.
“Why not to you and Nancy?”
“It may be,” Dick said, “I dunno. I’ve
reached an impasse. Still there is a great deal
in your proposition.”
They turned in at the portico that extended
out over the big oak doors of their club. An
attendant in white turned the knob for them,
with the grin of enthusiastic welcome that was
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the usual tribute to these two good-looking,
well set up young men from those who served
them.
“I’ll think it over,” Dick added, as he gave
up his hat and stick, “and let you know what
decision I come to.”
In another five minutes they were deep in a
game of Kelly-pool from which Dick emerged
triumphantly richer by the sum of a dollar and
ninety cents, and Billy the poorer by the loss
of a quarter.
There is a town in Connecticut, within a reasonable
motoring distance from New York that
has been called the Gretna Green of America.
Here well-informed young couples are able to
expedite the business of matrimony with a phenomenal
neatness and despatch. Licenses can
be procured by special dispensation, and the
nuptial knot tied as solemnly and solidly as if a
premeditated train of bridesmaids and flower
girls and loving relatives had been rehearsed
for days in advance.
Dick and his Rolls-Royce had assisted at a
hymeneal celebration or two, where a successful
rush had been made for the temporary altars
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of this beneficent town with the most felicitous
results, and he knew the procedure.
When he and Billy organized an afternoon excursion
into Connecticut, they tacitly avoided
all mention of the consummation they hoped to
bring about, but they both understood the nature
and significance of the expedition. Dick,—who
was used to the easy accomplishment of his
designs and purposes, for most obstacles gave
way before his magnetic onslaught,—had only
sketchily outlined his scheme of proceedings,
but he trusted to the magic of that inspiration
that seldom or never failed him. He was
the sort of young man that the last century
novelists always referred to as “fortune’s
favorite,” and his luck so rarely betrayed him
that he had almost come to believe it to be
invincible.
His general idea was to get Nancy and Caroline
to drive into the country, through the cool
rush of the freer purer air of the suburbs, give
them lunch at some smart road-house, soothingly
restful and dim, where the temperature
was artificially lowered, and they could powder
their noses at will; and from thence go on until
they were within the radius of the charmed circle
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where modern miracles were performed
while the expectant bridegroom waited.
“Nancy, my dear, we are going to be married,”—that
he had formulated, “we’re going to
be done with all this nonsense of waiting and
doubting the evidence of our own senses and
our own hearts. We’re going to put an end to
the folly of trying to do without each other,—your
folly of trying to feed all itinerant New
York; my folly of standing by and letting you
do it, or any other fool thing that your fancy
happens to dictate. You’re mine and I’m yours,
and I’m going to take you—take you to-day and
prove it to you.” This was to be timed to be
delivered at just about the moment when they
drew up in front of the office of the justice of
the peace, who was Dick’s friend of old. “Hold
up your head, my dear, and put your hat on
straight; we’re going into that building to be
made man and wife, and we’re not coming out
of it until the deed has been done.” In some
such fashion, he meant to carry it through.
Many a time in the years gone by he had
steered Nancy through some high-handed escapade
that she would only have consented to
on the spur of the moment. She was one of
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these women who responded automatically to
the voice of a master. He had failed in mastery
this last year or so. That was the secret of his
failure with her, but the days of that failure
were numbered now. He was going to succeed.
On the back seat of the big car he expected
Billy and Caroline to be going through much
the same sort of scene.
“We’ve come to a show-down now, Caroline,—either
I sit in this game, or get out.” He
could imagine Billy bringing Caroline bluntly
to terms with comparatively little effort. That
was what she needed—Caroline—a strong
hand. Billy’s problem was simple. Caroline
had already signified her preference for him.
She wore his ring. Billy had only to pick her
up, kicking and screaming if need be, and
bear her to the altar. She would marry him
if he insisted. That was clear to the most superficial
of observers,—but Nancy was different.
The day was hot, and grew steadily hotter.
By the time Nancy and Caroline were actually
in the car, after an almost superhuman
effort to assemble them and their various
accessories of veils and wraps, and to dispose
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of the assortment of errands and messages
that both girls seemed to be committed to despatch
before they could pass the boundaries of
Greater New York, the two men were very
nearly exhausted. It was only when the chauffeur
let the car out to a speed greatly in excess
of the limitations on some clear stretch of road,
that the breath of the country brought them
any relief whatsoever.
Dick looked over his shoulder at the two in
the back seat, and noted Caroline’s pallor, and
the fact that she was allowing a listless hand
to linger in Billy’s; but when he turned back
to Nancy he discovered no such encouraging
symptoms. She was sitting lightly relaxed at
his side, but there was nothing even negatively
responsive in her attitude. Her color was high;
her breath coming evenly from between her
slightly parted lips. She looked like a child
oblivious to everything but some innocent daydream.
“You look as if you were dreaming of candy
and kisses, Nancy,—are you?” he asked presently.
“No, I’m just glad to be free. It’s been a
long time since I’ve played hooky.”
“I know it.” The “dear” constrained him,
and he did not add it: “You’ve been working
most unholy hard. I—I hate to have you.”
“But I was never so happy in my life.”
“That’s good.” His voice hoarsened with the
effort to keep it steady and casual. “Is everything
going all right?”
“Fine.”
“Is—is the money end of it all right?”
“Yes, that is, I am not worrying about
money.”
“You’re not making money?”
“No.”
“You are not losing any?”
“I am—a little. That was to be expected,
don’t you think so?”
“How much are you losing?”
“I don’t know exactly.”
“You ought to know. Are you keeping your
own books?”
“Betty helps me.”
“Are you losing a hundred a month?”
“Yes.”
“Five hundred?”
“I suppose so.”
“A thousand?”
“I don’t really know.”
“A thousand?” he insisted.
“Yes,” Nancy answered recklessly, “the way
I run it.”
“It doesn’t make any difference, of course;”
Dick said, “you’ve got all my money behind
you.”
“I haven’t anybody’s money behind me except
my own.”
“You had fifteen thousand dollars. Do you
mean to say that you have any of that left to
draw on?”
“No, I don’t.”
“Do you mind telling me how you are managing?”
“Billy borrowed some money for me.”
“On what security?”
“I don’t know.”
“Why didn’t he come to me?”
“I told him not to.”
“Nancy, do you realize that you’re the most
exasperating woman that ever walked the face
of this earth?” the unhappy lover asked.
Nancy managed to convey the fact that Dick’s
asseveration both surprised and pained her,
without resorting to the use of words.
“I wish you wouldn’t spoil this lovely party,”
she said to him a few seconds later. “I’m
extremely tired, and I should like to get my
mind off my business instead of going over
these tiresome details with anybody.”
“You look very innocent and kind and loving,”
Dick said desperately, “but at heart
you’re a little fraud, Nancy.”
She interrupted him to point out two children
laden with wild flowers, trudging along the
roadside.
“See how adorably dirty and happy they are,”
she cried. “That little fellow has his shoestrings
untied, and keeps tripping on them, he’s
so tired, but he’s so crazy about the posies that
he doesn’t care. I wonder if he’s taking them
home to his mother.”
“You’re devoted to children, Nancy, aren’t
you?” Dick’s voice softened.
“Yes, I am, and some day I’m going to
adopt a whole orphan asylum,”—her voice
altered in a way that Dick did not in the
least understand. “I could if I wanted to,”
she laughed. “Maybe I will want to some
day. So many of my ideas are being changed
and modified by experience.”
The road-house of his choice, when they
reached it, proved to have deteriorated sadly
since his last visit. The cool interior that he
remembered had been inopportunely opened to
the hottest blast of the day’s heat, and hermetically
sealed again, or at least so it seemed
to Dick; and the furniture was all red and
thickly, almost suffocatingly, upholstered.
Nancy had no comment on the torrid air of
the dining-room,—she rarely complained about
anything. Even the presence of a fly in her
bouillon jelly scarcely disturbed her equanimity,
but Dick knew that she was secretly
sustained by the conviction that such an
accident was impossible under her system of
supervision at Outside Inn, and resented her
tranquillity accordingly.
Caroline, behaving not so well, seemed to
him a much more human and sympathetic figure,
though her nose took on a high shine
unknown to Nancy’s demurer and more discreetly
served features; but Billy evidently
preferred Nancy’s deportment, which was on
the surface calm and reassuring.
“Nancy’s a sport,” he pointed out to Caroline
enthusiastically, “no fly in the ointment
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gets her goat. She enjoys herself even when
she’s perfectly miserable.”
“She doesn’t feel the heat the way I do,”
Caroline snapped.
“I feel the heat,” Nancy said, “but I—”
“She’s got a system,” Dick cut in savagely:
“she stands it just as long as she can, and then
she takes it out of me in some diabolical
fashion.”
Nancy’s gray-blue eyes took on the far-away
look that those who loved her had learned to
associate with her most baffling moments.
“Just by being especially nice to Dick,” she
said thoughtfully, “I can make him more furious
with me than in any other way.”
Nancy and Caroline finished their sloppy
ices at the table together while Dick and Billy
sought the solace of a pipe in the garage outside.
“I don’t understand coming into Connecticut
to-day,” Nancy said as soon as they were
alone; “it seems like such a stupid excursion
for Dick to make. He’s usually pretty good
at picking out places to go. In fact, he has a
kind of genius for it.”
“He slipped up this time,” Caroline said,
“I’m so hot.”
“So am I,” said Nancy, slumping limply into
the depths of her red velour chair. “I want to
get back to New York. Oh! what was it you
told me the other day that you had been saving
up to tell me?”
Caroline brightened.
“Oh, yes! Why, it was something Collier
Pratt said about you. You know Betty has
scraped up quite an acquaintance with him.
She goes and sits down at his table sometimes.”
“She’s going to be stopped doing that,”
Nancy said.
“Well, you remember the night when you
went home early with a headache, and passed
by his table going out?”
“Yes, but I didn’t know he saw me.”
“He sees everything, Betty says.”
“He didn’t suspect me?”
“He didn’t know you came out of the interior.
He said to Betty, ‘It’s curious that Miss
Martin never stays here to dine in the evening,
though she so often drops in.’ Betty is pretty
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quick, you know. She said, ‘I think Miss Martin
is a friend of the proprietor.’”
“So I am,” said Nancy, “the best friend
she’s got. Go on, dear.”
“Then he said slowly and thoughtfully, ‘It’s
a crime for a woman like that not to be the
mother of children. If ever I saw a maternal
type, Miss Ann Martin is the apotheosis of it.
Why some man hasn’t made her understand
that long ago I can not see.’”
Nancy’s cheeks burned crimson and then
white again.
“How dare Betty?” she said.
“Wait till you hear. You know Betty
doesn’t care what she says. Her reply to that
was peculiarly Bettyish. She sighed and cast
down her eyes,—the little imp! ‘The course of
true love never does run smooth,’ she said;
‘perhaps Ann has discovered the truth of that
old saying in some new connection.’ She
didn’t mean to be a cat, she was only trying
to create a romantic interest in your affairs,
doing as she would be done by. The effect was
more than she bargained for though. Collier
Pratt’s eyes quite lit up. ‘I can imagine no
greater crime than frustrating the instincts
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of a woman like that,’ he said. Imagine that—the
instincts—whereupon Betty, of course,
flounced off and left him.”
“She would,” Nancy said. Then a storm of
real anger surged through her. “I’ll turn her
out of my place to-morrow. I’ll never look at
her or speak to her again.”
“I think it would be more to the point,”
Caroline said, “to turn out Collier Pratt.
That was certainly an extraordinary way for
him to speak of you to a girl who is a stranger
to him.”
“Caroline, you’re almost as bad as Betty is.
You’re both of you hopelessly—helplessly—provincially
American. I don’t think that was
extraordinary or impertinent even,” Nancy
said. “I—I understand how that man means
things.”
The car drove up in front of the office of
the justice of the peace in the town beyond
that in which they had had their unauspicious
luncheon party.
“Are we stopping here for any particular
reason?” Caroline said.
Nancy had not spoken in more than a monosyllable
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since they had resumed their places in
the car again.
“Not now,” Dick said wearily. “I thought
I’d point out the sights of the town. This
place is called the Gretna Green of America,
you know. A great many runaway couples
come out here to be married. The man inside
that office, the one with whiskers and no collar,
is the one that marries them.”
“Does he?” Billy asked a trifle uncertainly.
Nancy turned to Dick with a real appeal in
her voice. It was the first time during the
day that she had addressed him with anything
like her natural tenderness and sweetness.
“Oh! Dick, can’t we start on?” she said.
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CHAPTER VIII
Science Applied
Gaspard was ill—very ill. He lay in the
little anteroom at the top of the stairs and
groaned thunderously. He had a pain in his
back and a roaring in his head, and an extreme
disorder in the region of his solar plexus.
“Sure an’ he’s no more nor less than a
human earthquake,” Michael reported after an
examination.
Nancy applied ice caps and hot-water bags
to the afflicted areas without avail. The
stricken man had struggled from his bed in
the Twentieth Street lodging-house that he
had chosen for his habitation, and staggered
through the heavy morning heat to his post in
the basement kitchen of Nancy’s Inn, there to
collapse ignominiously between his cooking
ranges. With Molly and Dolly and Hildeguard
at his feet and herself and Michael and a dishwasher
at his head they had managed to get him
up the two short flights of stairs. It developed
that it would be necessary to remove him in an
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ambulance later in the day, but for the time
being he lay like a contorted Colossus on the
fragile-looking cot that constituted his improvised
bed of pain: “Like the great grandfather,”
to quote Michael again, “of all of
them Zeus’es and gargoyles, and other cavortin’
gentlemen in the yard down-stairs.”
With the luncheon menu before her, Nancy
decided that the hour had come for her to prove
herself. She had assumed the practical management
of the business of the Inn only to
have the responsibility and much of the
authority of her position taken from her by
the very efficiency of her staff. She was
far too good a business woman not to realize
that this condition was distinctly to her advantage,
and to encourage it accordingly, but
there was still so much of the child in her
that she secretly resented every usurpation of
privilege.
With Gaspard ill she was able to manipulate
the affairs of the kitchen exactly as she chose,
and even in the moment of applying the “hot
at the base of the brain and the cold at the
forehead” that the doctor had prescribed as
the most effective method for relieving the
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pressure of blood in the tortured temples of the
suffering man, she had been conscious of that
thrill of triumph that most human beings feel
when the involuntary removal of the man
higher up invests them with power.
Michael did the marketing, and the list went
through as Gaspard had planned it, with some
slight adaptations to the exigency, such as the
substitution of twenty-five cans of tomato
soup for the fresh vegetables with which Gaspard
had planned to make his tomato bisque,
and brandied peaches in glass jars instead of
peach soufflé.
“If I allow myself a little handicap in the
matter of details,” she said, “I know I can put
everything else through as well as Gaspard;”
whereupon she enveloped herself in a huge
linen apron, tucked her hair into one of the
chef’s white caps, and attacked the problem of
preparing luncheon for from sixty-five to two
hundred people, who were scheduled to appear
at uncertain intervals between the hours of
twelve and two-thirty. Later she must be
ready to serve tea and ices to a problematical
number of patrons, but she tried not to think
beyond the immediate task.
She could make a very good tomato bisque
by adding one cup of milk and a dash of cream
to one half-pint can of MacDonald’s tomato
soup, enough to serve three people adequately,
and she proceeded to multiply that recipe by
twenty-five. She didn’t think of getting large
cans till Michael in the process of opening the
half-pint tins made the belated suggestion,
which she greeted with some hauteur.
“I’m not the person to mind a little extra
work, Michael, when I am sure of my results.
Precision—that’s the secret of the difference
between American and French cooking.”
“An’ sure and I fail to see the difference
between the preciseness of a quart can and
four half-pint ones, but I suppose it’s my
ignorance now.”
“Your supposition is correct, Michael,” she
said airily, but out of the corner of her eye she
saw him smiling to himself over the growing
heap of half-pint tins, and reddened with
mortification at her naiveté in the matter.
She looked at the vat of terra-cotta purée
with considerable dismay when she had stirred
in the last measure of cream. Twenty-five
pints of tomato bisque is a rather formidable
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quantity of a liquid the chief virtue of which
is its sparing and judicious introduction into
the individual diet scheme. Nancy hardly felt
that she wanted to be alone with it.
“They’ll soon lick it all up, and be polishing
their plates like so many Tom-cats,” Michael
said, indicating their potential patronage by
waving his hand toward the courtyard. “Here
comes Miss Betty, now. She’ll be after lending
a hand in the cooking.”
“Keep her away, Michael,” Nancy cried; “go
out and head her off. Make her go up-stairs
and sit with Gaspard,—anything, but don’t let
her come in here. If she does I won’t answer
for the consequences. I’ll—I’ll—I don’t know
what I’ll do to her.”
“Throw her in the soup kettle, most likely,”
Michael chuckled. “Faith, an’ I never saw a
woman yet that wasn’t ready to scratch the
eyes out of the next one that got into her kitchen.”
“She isn’t safe,” Nancy said darkly. “I need
every bit of brain and self-control I have to
put this luncheon through. You keep Miss
Betty’s mind on something else—anything but
me and the way I am doing the cooking.”
“’Tis done,” said Michael; “sure an’ I’ll protect
her from you, if I have to abduct her myself!”
“I wish he would,” Nancy said to herself
viciously, “before she gets another chance at
Collier Pratt.—Creamed chicken and mushrooms.
It’s a lucky thing that Gaspard diced
the chicken last night, and fixed that macédoine
of vegetables for a garnish.—She’s a
dangerous woman; she might wreck one’s
whole life with her unfeeling, histrionic nonsense.—I
wonder if thirteen quarts of cream
sauce is going to be enough.”
It turned out to be quite enough after the
crises in which the butter basis got too brown,
and the flour after melting into it smoothly
seemed unreasonably inclined to lump again as
Nancy stirred the cold milk into it, but the
result after all was perfectly adequate, except
for the uncanny brown tinge that the whole
mixture had taken on. Nancy was unable to
restrain herself from taking a sample of it to
Gaspard’s bedside.
“Mais—but I can not eat it now,” he cried,
misunderstanding the purpose of her visit, “nor
again—nor ever again. Jamais!”
“I don’t want you to eat it, Gaspard, I want
you to look at it, and tell me what makes it
that color. It turned tan, you see. I don’t
want to poison any one.”
“I am too miserable,” Gaspard said. “The
sauce—you have made into Béchamel with the
browning butter, voilà tout. It is better so,—it
would not hurt any one in the world but me—and
me it would kill.”
“Poor thing,” sighed Nancy, as she took her
place by the kitchen dresser again, trying to
remember where she had last seen brown eyes
that reflected the look of stricken endurance
that glazed Gaspard’s velvet orbs, recalled with
a start that Dick had gazed at her in much
the same helpless fashion on their drive home
from their recent motor trip in Connecticut.
She had been too absorbed in her own distresses
to consider anybody’s state of mind but her
own, on that occasion, but now Dick’s expression
came back to her vividly, and she nearly
ruined a big bowl of French dressing, at the
crucial moment of putting in the vinegar, trying
to imagine which one of the events of that
inauspicious day might conceivably have
caused it.
After the actual serving of the meal began,
however, she had very little time for reflection
or reminiscence. The distribution of food
to the waitresses as they called for it required
the full concentration of her powers. Molly and
Dolly coached her, and with their assistance
she was soon able to fill the bewilderingly
rapid orders from the line of girls stretching
from the door to the open space in front of her
serving-table, which never seemed to diminish
however adequately its demands were met.
Mechanically she took soup and meat dishes
from the hooded shelves at the top of the
range where they were kept warming, and
ladled out the brick-colored bisque, the creamed
chicken and garnishing of the individual
orders. The chicken looked delicious with its
accompaniment of vari-colored vegetables,—Nancy
had done away with the side dish long
since—and each serving was assembled with
special reference to its decorative qualities.
The girls went up-stairs to put the salad on
the plates, where the desserts were already
dished in the quaint blue bowls in which
stewed fruits and the more fluid sweets were
always served.
In her mind’s eye Nancy could see the picture.
At noon the court was almost entirely
in the shade, and instead of the awning top,
which shut out the air, there were gay striped
umbrellas at the one or two tables that were
imperfectly protected from the sun. She had
recently invested in some table-cloths with
bright blue woven borders. Flowers were arranged
in low bowls and baskets on respective
tables. Nancy instinctively grouped tired
young business men in blue serge and soft collars
at the tables decorated with the baskets of
blue flowers; and pale young women in lingerie
blouses before the bowls of roses. She could
see them,—those big-eyed girls with delicate
blue veins accentuating the pallor of their white
faces—sinking gratefully into the wicker seats
and benches, and sniffing rapturously at the
faint far-away fragrance of the woodland blossoms.
“I hope they will steal a great many of
them,” she thought, for her patrons were given
to despoiling her flower vases in a way that
scandalized the good Hildeguard, who was a
just but ungenerous soul in spite of her ample
proportions and popular qualities. Molly and
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Dolly were rather given to encouraging the
vandals, knowing that they had Nancy’s tacit
approval.
Automatically dipping the huge metal ladle—one
filling of which was enough for a service—into
the big soup kettle, she stood for a
moment gazing into its magenta depths oblivious
to everything but the rhapsodic consideration
of her realized dream. Now for the first
time she was contributing directly her own
strength and energy to the public which she
served. She had prepared with her own hands
the meal which her grateful patrons were consuming.
The little girls with the tired faces,
the jaded men, the smart, weary business women—buyers
and secretaries and modistes,—who
were occupied in the neighborhood were all
being literally nourished by her. She had actually
manufactured the product that was to
sustain them through the weary day of heat
and effort.
“How do they like the lunch, Molly?” she
asked, as she deftly deposited the forty-fifth
serving of chicken with Béchamel sauce on the
exact center of the plate before her. “Are
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they pleased with the soup? Are they saying
complimentary things about the chicken?”
“Some of them is, Miss Nancy. Some of
them is complaining that they can’t get any
other kind of soup. Them that usually gets
invalid broth don’t understand our running
out of it.”
“I forgot about the specials,” Nancy cried.
“That red-haired girl that we feed on custards
and nut bread and that special cocoa
Gaspard makes for her, she acted real bad.
They get expecting certain things, and then
they want them.”
“I’m sorry,” Nancy said; “I’ll make all those
things to-morrow.”
“The old feller that always has the stewed
prunes is terrible pleased though. I give him
two helps of the peaches, and he wanted
another. He was pleased to get white bread
too. He complains something dreadful about
his bran biscuit every day.”
“I meant to send to the woman’s exchange
for different kinds of health bread, but I forgot
it,” Nancy moaned. “Do they like the
peaches at all?”
“Most of them likes them too well. There
was one old lady that got one whiff of them,
and pushed back her chair and left. I guess
she had took the pledge, and the brandy went
against her principles.”
“I never thought of that. I only thought
that brandied peaches would be a treat to so
many people who didn’t have them habitually
served at home.”
The picture in Nancy’s mind changed in
color a trifle. She could see sour-faced spinsters
at single tables pushing back their
chairs, overturning the rose bowls in their
hurry to shake the dust of her restaurant
from their feet.
“Don’t accept any money from people who
don’t like their luncheon,” she admonished
Molly, who was next in line with several
orders to be filled at once. “Tell them that
the proprietor of Outside Inn prefers not to be
paid unless the meal is entirely satisfactory.”
“I’m afraid there wouldn’t never be any
satisfactory meals if I told them that, Miss
Nancy.”
“I don’t want any one ever to pay for anything
he doesn’t like,” Nancy insisted. “Slip
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the money back in their coat pockets if you
can’t manage it any other way.”
“There’s lots of complaints about the soup,”
Dolly said; “so many people don’t like tomato
in the heat. Gaspard, he always had a choice
even if it wasn’t down on the menu. I might
deduct, say fifteen cents now, and slip it back
to them with their change.”
“Please do,” Nancy implored. “Tell Molly
and Hildeguard.”
“Hilda would drop dead, but Molly’d like the
fun of it.”
It was hot in the kitchen. The soup kettle
bad been emptied of more than half its contents,
but the liquid that was left bubbled
thickly over the gas flame that had been newly
lit to reheat it. The pungent, acrid odor of
hot tomatoes affronted her nostrils. She had
a vision now of the pale tired faces of the little
stenographers turning in disgust from the contemplation
of the flamboyant and sticky purée
on their plates, annoyed by the color scheme
in combination with the soft wild-rose pink
of the table bouquets, if not actually sickened
by the fluid itself. For the first time since
his abrupt seizure that morning she began to
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hope in her heart that Gaspard’s illness might
be a matter of days instead of weeks. She
served Hildeguard and one of the other waitresses
with more soup, and then began to boil
some eggs to eke out the chicken, which, owing
to her unprecedented generosity in the matter
of portions, seemed to be diminishing with
alarming rapidity.
From the kitchen closet beyond came the
clatter of dishwashing, the interminable
splashing of water, and stacking of plates,
punctuated by the occasional clang of smashing
glass or pottery. She had discharged two
dishwashers in less than two weeks’ time,
with the natural feeling that any change in
that department must be for the better, but
the present incumbent was even more incompetent
than his predecessors. Even Nancy’s
impregnable nerves began to feel the strain of
the continual clamorous assault on them.
Betty appeared in the doorway that led
directly from the restaurant stairs.
“I’m sorry to intrude,” she said. “Don’t
blame Michael, I’m breaking my parole to get
in here. He locked me in and made me swear
I’d keep out of the kitchen before he’d let me
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out at all, but I had to tell you this. The
tomato soup has curdled and you ought not to
serve it any more.”
“Well, I thought it looked rather funny,”
Nancy moaned.
“It won’t do anybody any harm, you know.
It just looks bad, and a lot of people are kicking
about it. Did Molly tell you about the
old fellow that got tipsy on the peaches?”
“No, she didn’t. I sent Michael out for some
ripe peaches and other fruit to serve instead.”
“That’s a good idea. How’s the food holding
out? There are lots of people you know up-stairs,”
she rattled on, for Nancy, who was
getting more and more distraught with each
disquieting detail, made no pretense of answering
her. “Dolly has probably kept you
informed. Dick’s aunt is here, and that terribly
highbrow cousin of Caroline’s; and that
good-looking young surgeon that suddenly got
so famous last winter, and admired you so
much. Dr. Sunderland—isn’t that his name?
I never saw Collier Pratt here for lunch before.
There’s a little girl with him, too.”
“Collier Pratt?” Nancy cried, “Oh, Betty,
he isn’t here. He couldn’t be. Don’t frighten
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me with any such nonsense. He never comes
here in the day-time.”
“He is though,” Betty said, “and a queer-looking
little child with him, a dark-eyed
little thing dressed in black satin.”
“It seems a good deal to me as if you were
making that up,” Nancy cried in exasperation;
“it’s so much the kind of thing you do
make up.”
“I know it,” Betty said, unexpectedly
reasonable, “but as it happens I’m not. Collier
Pratt really is up-stairs with a poor little
orphan in tow. Ask any one of the girls.”
At this moment Dolly, her ribbons awry and
her china-blue eyes widened with excitement,
appeared with a dramatic confirmation of
Betty’s astonishing announcement.
“There’s a little girl took sick from the
peaches, and moved up-stairs in the room
next to Gaspard’s,” she cried breathlessly.
“The doctor that was sitting at the next
table, had her moved right up there. He
wants to see the lady that runs the restaurant,
and he wants a lot of hot water in a pitcher,
and some baking soda.”
“You see,” Betty said, “go on up, I’ll take
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your place here. Dolly, get the things the
doctor asked for.”
Nancy stripped off her cap and her apron
and resigned her spoons and ladles to Betty
without a word. She was still incredulous of
what she would find at the top of the three
flights of creaking age-worn stairs that
separated her from the nest of rooms that
were the storm quarters of her hostelry, now
converted by a sudden malevolence on the part
of fate into a temporary hospital. As she
took the last flight she could hear Gaspard’s
stertorous breathing coming at the regular intervals
of distressful slumber, and through
that an ominous murmur of grave and low-voiced
conference, such as one hears in the
chambers of the dead. The convulsive application
of a powder puff to the tip of her burning
nose—her whole face was aflame with
exertion and excitement—was merely a part
of her whole subconscious effort to get herself
in hand for the exigency. Her mind, itself, refused
any preparation for the scene that
awaited her.
On one of the cushioned benches against the
wall in the most decorative of the dining-rooms
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of the up-stairs suite, a little girl was
lying stark against the brilliant blue of the
upholstery. She was a child of some seven or
eight, lightly built and delicate of features and
dressed all in black. Her eyes were closed,
but the long lashes emphasizing the shadows in
which they were set, prepared you for the
revelation of them. Nancy understood that
they were Collier Pratt’s eyes, and that they
would open presently, and look wonderingly
up at her. She recognized the presence of Dr.
Sunderland, of Michael and several of the
waitresses, and a flighty woman in blue taffeta—an
ubiquitous patron,—but she made
her way past them at once, and sank on her
knees before the prostrate child.
“It’s nothing very serious, Miss Martin,”
the young surgeon reassured her, “delicate
children of this type are likely to have these
seizures. It’s not exactly a fainting fit. It
belongs rather to the family of hysteria.”
“Wasn’t it the peaches?” Nancy asked
fearfully. “They—they had a little brandy in
them.”
“They may have been a contributing cause,”
Dr. Sunderland acknowledged, “but the child’s
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condition is primarily responsible. Let her
alone until she rouses,—then give her hot
water with a pinch of soda in it at fifteen-minute
intervals. Keep her feet hot and her
head cold and don’t try to move her until
after dark, when it’s cooler.”
“All right,” Nancy said, “I’ll take care of
her.”
“Here comes her poor father, now,” the
lady in taffeta announced with the dramatic
commiseration of the self-invited auditor.
“He thought an iced towel on her head might
make her feel better. Is the dear little thing
an orphan—I mean a half orphan?”
The assembled company seeming disinclined
to respond, she repeated her inquiry to Collier
Pratt himself, as with the susceptive grace
that characterized all his movements, he
swung the compress he was carrying sharply
to and fro to preserve its temperature in
transit. “Is the poor little thing a half orphan?”
“The poor little thing is nine-tenths orphan,
madam,” said Collier Pratt, “that is—the only
creature to whom she can turn for protection is
the apology for a parent that you see before
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you. Would you mind stepping aside and giving
me a little more room to work in?”
“Not at all.” Irony was wasted on the indomitable
sympathizer in blue. “Hasn’t she really
anybody but you to take care of her?”
Collier Pratt arranged the towel precisely in
position over the little girl’s forehead, smoothing
with careful fingers the cloud of dusky hair
that fell about her face.
“She has not,” he answered with some savagery.
“Hasn’t she any women friends or relatives
that would be willing to take charge of her?”
“No, madam.”
“Then some woman that has no child of her
own to care for ought to adopt her, and relieve
you of the responsibility. It’s a shame and disgrace
the way these New York women with no
natural ties of their own go around crying for
something to do, when there are sweet little
children like this suffering for a mother’s care.
I’d adopt her myself if I was able to. I certainly
would.”
“I’m perfectly willing to give over the technical
part of her bringing up to some one of the
women whom you so feelingly describe,” Collier
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Pratt said. “The trouble is to find the woman—the
right woman. The vicarious mother is
not the most prevalent of our modern types,
I regret to say.”
The little girl on the couch stirred softly, and
the hand that Nancy was holding, a pathetic,
thin, unkempt little hand, grew warm in hers.
The lids of the big eyes fluttered and lifted.
Nancy looked into their clouded depths for an
instant. Then she turned to Collier Pratt
decisively.
“I’ll take care of your little girl for you, if
you will let me,” she said.
“I had mal de mer when I was on the
steamer,” the child said, in her pretty,
painstaking English—she spoke French habitually.
“I do not like to have it on the land.
The gentleman in there,” she pointed to the
room beyond where Gaspard was again distressfully
sleeping the sleep of the spent after a period
of the most profound physical agitation,
“he does not like to have it, too,—I mean
either.”
Nancy had propped the little girl up on
improvised pillows made of coats and wraps
swathed in towels and covered her with some
strips of canton flannel designed to use as
“hushers” under the table covers. As soon as
the intense discomfort and nausea that had followed
the first period of faintness had passed,
Nancy had slipped off the shabby satin dress,
made like the long-sleeved kitchen apron of
New England extraction, and attired the child
in a craftily simulated night-gown of table
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linen. Collier Pratt had worked with her,
deftly supplementing all her efforts for his
little girl’s comfort until she had fallen into the
exhausted sleep from which she was only now
rousing and beginning to chatter. Her father
had left her, still sleeping soundly, in Nancy’s
care, and gone off to keep an appointment with
a prospective picture buyer. He had made no
comment on Nancy’s sudden impulsive offer to
take the child in charge, and neither she nor he
had referred to the matter again.
“Are you comfortable now, Sheila?” Nancy
asked. She had expected the child to have a
French name, Suzanne or Japonette or something
equally picturesque, but she realized as
soon as she heard it that Sheila was much more
suitable. The cloudy blue-black hair, and steel-blue
eyes, the slight elongation of the space
between the upper lip and nose, the dazzling
satin whiteness of the skin were all Irish in
their suggestion. Was the child’s mother—that
other natural protector of the child, who had
died or deserted her—Nancy tried not to wonder
too much which it was that she had done,—an
Irish girl, or was Collier Pratt himself of
that romantic origin?
“Oui, Mademoiselle, I mean, yes, thank you.
I do not think I will say to you Miss Martin.
We only say their names like that to the people
with whom we are not intime. We are intime
now, aren’t we, now that I have been so very
sick chez vous? In Paris the concierge had a
daughter that I called Mademoiselle Cherie, and
we were very intime. I think I would like to
call you Miss Dear in English after her.”
“I should like that very much,” Nancy said.
“I am glad the sick gentleman is called Gaspard.
So many messieurs—I mean gentlemen
in Paris are called Gaspard, and hardly any in
the United States of America. American things
are very different from things in Paris, don’t
you think so, Miss Dear?”
“I’m afraid they are,” Nancy acquiesced
gravely.
“I’m afraid they are too,” the child said,
“but afraid is what I try not to be of them. My
father says America is full of beasts and devils,
but he does not mind because he can paint
them.”
“Do you live in a studio?” Nancy asked
after a struggle to prevent herself from asking
the question. She felt that she had no right to
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any of the facts about Collier Pratt’s existence
that he did not choose to volunteer for himself.
“Yes, Miss Dear, but not like Paris. There
we had a door that opened into a garden, and
the birds sang there, and I was allowed to go
and play. Here we have only a fire-escape,
and the concierge is only a janitor and
will not allow us to keep milk bottles on it. I
do not like a janitor. Concierges have so much
more politesse. Now, no one takes care of me
when father goes out, or brings me soup or
gâteaux when he forgets.”
“Does he forget?” Nancy cried, horrified.
“Sometimes. He forgets himself, too, very
often except dinner. He remembers that because
he likes to come to this Outside Inn restaurant,
where the cooking is so good. He
brought me here to-day because it was my birthday.
I think the cooking is very good except
that I was so sick of eating it, but father swore
to-day that it was not.”
“Swore?”
“He said damn. That is not very bad swearing.
I think nom de Dieu is worse, don’t you,
Miss Dear?”
“I’m going to take you up in my arms,” said
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Nancy with sudden passion. “I want to feel how
thin you are, and I want to feel how you—feel.”
“Why, your eyes are wetting,” the little girl
exclaimed as she nestled contentedly against
Nancy’s breast, where Nancy had gathered her,
converted table-cloth and all.
“It’s your not having enough to eat,” Nancy
cried. “Oh! baby child, honey. How could
they? It’s your calling me Miss Dear, too,” she
said. “I—I can’t stand the combination.”
The child patted her cheek consolingly.
“Don’t cry,” she said; “my father cries because
I get so hungry, when he forgets, but he
does forget again as soon.”
“Would you like to come and live with me,
Sheila?” Nancy asked.
“I think so, Miss Dear.”
“Then you shall,” Nancy said devoutly.
Collier Pratt found his child in Nancy’s arms
when he again mounted the stairs to the third
floor of Outside Inn. The place was curiously
cool to one who had been walking the sun-baked
streets, and he gave an appreciative glance at
the dim interior and the tableau of woman and
child. Nancy’s burnished head bent gravely
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over the shadowy dark one resting against her
bosom.
“All right again, is she?” he inquired with
the slow rare smile that Nancy had not seen
before that day.
“Yes,” Nancy said, “she’s better. She’s under-nourished,
that’s what the trouble is.”
“I suspected that,” Collier Pratt said ruefully.
“I’m not specially talented as a parent.
I feed her passionately for days, and then I
stop feeding her almost entirely. Artists in my
circumstances eat sketchily at best. The only
reason that I am fed with any regularity is that
I have the habit of coming to this restaurant
of yours. By the way, is it yours? I found you
in charge to-day to my amazement.”
“I am in charge to-day,” Nancy acknowledged;
“in fact I have taken over the management
of it for—for a friend.”
“The mysterious philanthropist.”
“Ye-es.”
“Then I will refrain from any comment on
the lunch to-day.”
“Oh! that—that was a mistake,” Nancy
cried, “an experiment. Gaspard the chef—was
ill.”
“He was very ill, father, dear,” Sheila added
gravely, “like crossing the Channel, much sicker
than I was. I was only sick like crossing the
ocean, you know.”
“These fine distinctions,” Collier Pratt said,
“she’s much given to them.” His eyes narrowed
as they rested again on the picture
Nancy made—the cool curve of her bent neck,
the rise and fall of the breast in which the
breathing had quickened perceptibly since his
coming,—the child swathed in the long folds of
white linen outlined against the Madonna blue
of the dress that she was wearing. Nancy
blushed under the intentness of his gaze, understanding,
thanks to Caroline’s report of his
conversation with Betty, something of what
was in his mind about her.
“Gaspard is going to be taken away in an ambulance,”
the child said, “to the hospital.”
“Then who is going to cook my dinner?”
Collier Pratt asked.
“Good lord, I don’t know,” Nancy cried,
roused to her responsibilities.
She looked at the watch on her wrist, a platinum
bracelet affair with an octagonal face that
Dick had persuaded her to accept for a Christmas
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present by giving one exactly like it to
Betty and Caroline. It was twenty-five minutes
of five. Dinner was served every night
promptly at half past six, and there was absolutely
no preparation made for it, not so much
as a loaf of bread ordered. Instead of doing
the usual marketing in the morning she had
sent Michael out for the things that she needed
in the preparation of luncheon, and planned to
make up a list of things that she needed for
dinner just as soon as her midday duties in the
kitchen had set her free. She thought that she
would be more like Gaspard, “inspired to buy
what is right” if she waited until the success
of her luncheon had been assured. The ensuing
events had driven the affairs of her cuisine
entirely out of her mind. She was constrained
by her native tendency to concentrate on the
business in hand to the exclusion of all other
matters, big and little. She had dismissed
Betty during the excitement that followed Sheila’s
illness, and Betty had seemed unnaturally
willing to leave the hectic scene and go about
her business. Michael had made several ineffectual
attempts to speak to her, but she had
waved him away impatiently. She knew that
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neither he nor any one else on the restaurant
staff would believe that she hadn’t made some
adequate and mysterious provision for the serving
of the night meal. She had never failed
before in the smallest detail of executive policy.
She set the child back upon the cushion, and
arranged her perfunctorily in position there.
“I don’t know what you are going to have
for dinner,” she said, “much less who’s going
to cook it for you.”
“Perhaps I had better arrange to have it
elsewhere, since this seems to be literally the
cook’s day out.”
“There’ll be dinner,” said Nancy uncertainly.
Dick came up the stairs three at a time, and
in his wake she heard the murmur of women’s
voices—Caroline’s and Betty’s.
“I heard you were in difficulties,” Dick said,
“so I made Sister Betty and Caroline give up
their perfectly good trip into the country, in
order to come around and mix in.”
“I didn’t know Betty was going driving with
you,” Nancy said. “She didn’t say so. Oh!
Dick, there isn’t any dinner. I forgot all about
it. This is Mr. Collier Pratt and his little
daughter,—Mr. Richard Thorndyke. She’s
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coming to live with me soon, I hope, and let
Hitty take care of her.”
The two men shook hands.
“Hold on a minute,” Dick said, “that paragraph
is replete with interest, but I want to
get it assimilated. Sure, Betty was going driving
with me. I told her to ask you if she
thought it would be any use, but she allowed
it wouldn’t. I am delighted to meet Mr. Pratt,
and pleased to know that his daughter is coming
to live with you, but isn’t that rather sudden?
Also, what’s this about there not being
any dinner?”
“There isn’t,” Nancy was beginning, when
she realized that Caroline and Betty, who had
followed closely on Dick’s footsteps, were looking
at her with faces pale with consternation
and alarm. She could see the anticipatory collapse
of Outside Inn writ large on Caroline’s
expressive countenance. Caroline was the type
of girl who believed that in the very nature of
things the undertakings of her most intimate
friends were doomed to failure. “There isn’t
any dinner yet,” Nancy corrected herself, “but
you go up to my place, Dick, and get Hitty.
Tell her she’s got to cook dinner for this restaurant
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to-night. She can cook three courses
of anything she likes, and have carte blanche
in the kitchen. You have more influence with
her than anybody, so, no matter what she says,
make her do it. Then when she decides what
she wants to cook, drive her around until she
collects her ingredients. She won’t let anybody
do the marketing for her.”
“All right,” Dick said, “I’ll do my best.”
“You’ll have to do more than that,” Betty
laughed as he started off, “but you’re perfectly
capable of it. How do you do, Mr. Pratt? This
is Miss Eustace, pale with apprehension about
the way things are going, but still recognizable
and answering to her name.” Betty always enjoyed
introducing Caroline with an audacious
flourish, since Caroline always suffered so much
in the process.
“And this is little Miss Sheila Pratt,” Nancy
supplemented.
“Enchanté,” the little girl said, “I mean, I
am very pleased to meet you. I was very sick,
but I am better now, and I am going to live
with Miss Dear.”
“It seems to be settled,” her father said,
shrugging.
“Would you mind it so very much?” Nancy
asked.
“I wouldn’t mind it at all,” Collier Pratt said.
“I think it would be a delightful arrangement,—if
I’m to take you seriously.”
“Nancy is always to be taken seriously,”
Betty put in. “What she really wants of the
child is to use her for dietetic experiment, I’m
sure.”
“That’s what she’s used to, poor child,” Collier
Pratt said ruefully.
The removal of Gaspard created a diversion.
Nancy took Sheila in to bid him good-by, and
the great creature was so touched by the farewell
kiss that she imprinted on his forehead,
and the revelation of the fact that a fellow being
had been suffering kindred throes in the
chamber just beyond his own that he was of
two minds about letting himself be moved at
all from her proximity. A group of waitresses
collected on the second landing, and Nancy and
her friends stood together at the head of the
stairs while the white-coated intern from the
hospital rolled his great bulk upon a fragile-looking
stretcher, and with the assistance of all
the male talent in the establishment, managed
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to head him down the stairs, and so on across
the court and into the waiting ambulance.
Nancy’s eyes filled with inexplicable tears,
and she caught Collier Pratt regarding them
with some amusement.
“He’s such a dear,” she said somewhat irrelevantly.
“I really didn’t care whether he was
sick or not this morning,—but you get so fond
of people that are around all the time.”
“I don’t,” said Collier Pratt,—he spoke very
lightly, but there was something in his tone
that made Nancy want to turn and look at him
intently. She seemed to see for the first time a
shade of defiant cruelty in his face,—“I don’t,”
he reiterated.
“I do,” Nancy repeated stubbornly, but as she
met his slow smile, the slight impression of unpleasantness
vanished.
“We artists are selfish people,” he said. “I’m
going to run away now, and leave my daughter
to cultivate your charming friends. Will you
come and eat your dinner at my little table to-night,
and talk, discuss this matter of her visit
to you?”
“I will if there is any dinner,” Nancy said,
putting out a throbbing hand to him.
There was a dinner. It was Hitty’s conception
of an emergency meal—the kind of thing
that her mother before her had prepared on
wash-day when an unexpected relative alighted
from the noon train, and surprised her into inadvertent
hospitality. It began with steamed
clams and melted butter sauce. Hitty knew a
fish market where the clams were imported direct
from Cape Cod by the nephew of a man
who used to go to school with her husband’s
brother, and he warranted every clam she
bought of him. They were served in soup
plates and the drawn butter in demi-tasses, but
Hitty would have it no other way. The pièce
de résistance was ham and eggs, great fragrant
crispy slices of ham browned faintly gold across
their pinky surface, and eggs—Hitty knew
where to get country eggs, too—so white, so
golden-yolked, so tempting that it was difficult
to associate them with the prosaic process
of frying, but fried they were. With them were
served boiled potatoes in their jackets,—no
wash-day cook ever removed the peeling from
an emergency potato,—and afterward a course
of Hitty’s famous huckleberry dumplings, the
lightest, most ephemeral balls of dumplings
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that were ever dipped into the blue-black deeps
of hot huckleberry—not blueberry, but country
huckleberry—sauce.
“Where’s the coffee?” Nancy asked Dolly
miserably, when the humiliating meal was
drawing to its close.
“She won’t make coffee,” Dolly whispered;
“she says it will keep everybody awake, and
they’re much better off without it, but Miss
Betty, she’s watching her chance, and she’s
making it.”
Collier Pratt had received each course in silence,
but had eaten heartily of the food that
was set before him.
“I suppose he was hungry enough to eat
anything,” Nancy thought; “the lunch was humiliating
enough, but this surpasses anything
I dreamed of.”
She had given up trying to estimate the calories
that each man was likely to average in partaking
of Hitty’s menu. She noticed that a
great many of her patrons had taken second
helpings, and that threw her out in her calculation
of quantities, while the relative digestibility
of the protein and the fats in pork depend
so much upon its preparation that she
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could not approximate the virtue of Hitty’s bill
of fare without consultation with Hitty.
“That was a very excellent dinner,” Collier
Pratt broke through her painful reverie to make
his pronouncement. “Astonishing, but very
satisfactory. It reminds me of days on my
grandfather’s farm when I was a youngster.”
“I should think it might,” Nancy said, for
the first time in her relation with her new
friend becoming ironical on her own account.
Then she added seriously, “It’s Hitty, you know,
that will have all the real care of Sheila. I’m
pretty busy down here, and I—” she hesitated,
half expecting him to threaten to remove his
child at once from the prospective guardianship
of a creature who reverted so readily to
the barbarism of ham and eggs.
“Well, if it’s Hitty that is to have the care
of Sheila,” Collier Pratt said, and Nancy was
not longer puzzled as to which element of her
parentage Sheila owed her Irish complexion,
“why, more power to her!”
Nancy dreamed that night that she was married
to Dick, and that Hitty made and served
them pâté de foies gras dumplings, while Collier
Pratt in freckles and overalls sat in a high
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chair, and had his dinner with the family.
Later it was discovered that Betty had poisoned
his bread and milk, and he died in Nancy’s arms
in dreadful agony, swearing in a beautiful Irish
brogue that in all his life he had never looked
at another woman,—which even in her dream
seemed to Nancy a somewhat irreconcilable
statement.