But, alas! in field or village,
  Or beside the pebbly shore,
  Did I see those glancing ankles,
  And the white robe never more;
  And no answer came to greet me,
  No sweet voice to mine replied;
  But I heard the waters rippling,
  And the moaning of the tide.



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THE LAY OF THE JEBITE

  There is a sound that's dear to me,
  It haunts me in my sleep;
  I wake, and, if I hear it not,
  I cannot choose but weep.
  Above the roaring of the wind,
  Above the river's flow,
  Methinks I hear the mystic cry
  Of "Clo!—Old Clo!"
  The exile's song, it thrills among
  The dwellings of the free,
  Its {69}sound is strange to English ears,
  But 'tis not strange to me;
  For it hath shook the tented field
  In ages long ago,
  And hosts have quailed before the cry
  Of "Clo!—Old Clo!"
  Oh, lose it not! forsake it not!
  And let no time efface
  The memory of that solemn sound,
  The watchword of our race;
  For not by dark and eagle eye
  The Hebrew shall you know,
  So well as by the plaintive cry
  Of "Clo!—Old Clo!"
  Even now, perchance, by Jordan's banks,
  Or Sidon's sunny walls,
  Where, dial-like, to portion time,
  The palm-tree's shadow falls,
  The pilgrims, wending on their way,
  Will linger as they go,
  And listen to the distant cry
  Of "Clo!—Old Clo!"



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BURSCH GROGGNEBURG

     [After the manner of Schiller.]
  "Bursch! if foaming beer content ye,
      Come and drink your fill;
  In our cellars there is plenty;
      Himmel! how you swill!
  That the liquor hath allurance,
      Well I understand;
  But 'tis really past endurance,
      When you squeeze my hand!"
  And he heard her as if dreaming,
      Heard her half in awe;
  And
the meerschaum's smoke came streaming
      From his open jaw:
  And his pulse heat somewhat quicker
      Than it did before,
  And he finished off his liquor,
      Staggered through the door;
  Bolted off direct to Munich,
      And within the year
  Underneath his German tunic
      Stowed whole butts of beer.
  And he drank like fifty fishes,
      Drank till all was blue;
  For he felt extremely vicious—
      Somewhat thirsty too.
  But at length this dire deboshing
      Drew towards an end;
  Few of all his silver groschen
      Had he left to spend.
  And he knew it was not prudent
      Longer to remain;
  So, with weary feet, the student
      Wended home again.
  At the tavern's well-known portal
      Knocks he as before,
  And a
waiter, rather mortal,
      Hiccups through the door—
  "Master's sleeping in the kitchen
      You'll alarm the house;
  Yesterday the Jungfrau Fritchen
      Married baker Kraus!"
  Like a fiery comet bristling,
      Rose the young man's hair,
  And, poor soul! he fell a-whistling
      Out of sheer despair.
  Down the gloomy street in silence,
      Savage-calm he goes;
  But he did no deed of vi'lence—
      Only blew his nose.
  Then he hired an airy garret
      Near her dwelling-place;
  Grew a beard of fiercest carrot,
      Never washed his face;
  Sate all day beside the casement,
      Sate a dreary man;
  Found in smoking such an easement
      As the wretched can;
  Stared for hours and hours together.
      Stared yet more and more;
  Till
in fine and sunny weather.
      At the baker's door,
  Stood, in apron white and mealy,
      That beloved dame,
  Counting out the loaves so freely,
      Selling of the same.
  Then like a volcano puffing,
      Smoked he out his pipe;
  Sighed and supped on ducks and stuffing,
      Ham and kraut and tripe;
  Went to bed, and, in the morning,
      Waited as before,
  Still his eyes in anguish turning
      To the baker's door;
  Till, with apron white and mealy,
      Came the lovely dame,
  Counting out the loaves so freely,
      Selling of the same.
  So one day—the fact's amazing!—
      On his post he died!
  And they found the body gazing
      At the baker's bride.







NIGHT AND MORNING

       [Not by Sir E. Bulwer Lytton.]
  "Thy coffee, Tom, 's untasted,
      And thy egg is very cold;
  Thy cheeks are wan and wasted,
      Not rosy as of old.
  My boy, what has come o'er ye?
      You surely are not well!
  Try some of that ham before ye,
      And then, Tom, ring the bell!"
  "I cannot eat, my mother,
      My tongue is parched and bound,
  And my head, somehow or other,
      Is swimming round and round.
  In my Eyes there is a fulness,
      And my pulse is beating quick;
  On my brain is a weight of dulness:
      Oh, mother, I am sick!"
  "These long, long nights of watching
      Are killing you outright;
  The evening dews are catching,
      And you're out every night.
  Why does that horrid grumbler,
      Old Inkpen, work you so?"
  "My head! Oh, that tenth tumbler!
      'Twas that which wrought my woe!"







THE BITTER BIT

  The sun is in the sky, mother, the flowers are springing
         fair,
  And the melody of woodland birds is stirring in the air;
  The river, smiling to the sky, glides onward to the sea,
  And happiness is everywhere, oh mother, but with me!
  They are going to the church, mother,—I hear the mar-
         riage-bell;
  It booms along the upland,—oh! it haunts me like a
         knell;
  He leads her on his arm, mother, he cheers her faltering
         step,
  And closely to his side she clings,—she does, the demirep!
  They are crossing by the stile, mother, where we so oft
         have stood,
  The stile beside the shady thorn, at the corner of the
         wood;
  And the boughs, that wont to murmur back the words
        that won my ear,
  Wave their silver blossoms o'er him, as he leads his bridal
         fere.
  He will pass beside the stream, mother, where first my
         hand he pressed,
  By the meadow where, with quivering lip, his passion he
         confessed;
  And down the hedgerows where we've strayed again and
         yet again;
  But he will not think of me, mother, his broken-hearted
         Jane!
  He said that I was proud, mother,—that I looked for rank
         and gold;
  He said I did not love him,—he said my words were
        cold;
  He said I kept him off and on, in hopes of higher
        game—
  And it may be that I did, mother; but who hasn't done
        the same?
  I did not know my heart, mother,—I know it now too
        late;
  I thought that I without a pang could wed some nobler
        mate;
  But no nobler suitor sought me,—and he has taken wing,
  And my heart is gone, and I am left a lone and blighted
         thing.
  You may lay me in my "bed, mother,—my head is throb-
         bing sore;
  And, mother, prithee, let the sheets be duly aired before;
  And, if you'd do a kindness to your poor desponding
         child,
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THE MEETING

  Once I lay beside a fountain,
  Lulled me with its gentle song,
  And my thoughts o'er dale and mountain
     With the clouds were borne along.
  There I saw old castles flinging
  Shadowy gleams on moveless seas,
  Saw gigantic forests swinging
     To and fro without a breeze;
  And in dusky alleys straying,
  Many a giant shape of power,
  Troops of nymphs in sunshine playing,
     Singing, dancing, hour on hour.
  I, too, trod these plains Elysian,
  Heard their ringing tones of mirth,
  But a brighter, fairer vision
     Called me back again to earth.
  From the forest shade advancing,
  See, where comes a lovely May;
  The dew, like gems, before her glancing,
     As she brushes it away!
  Straight I rose, and ran to meet her,
  Seized her hand—the heavenly blue
  Of her eyes smiled brighter, sweeter,
     As she asked me—"Who are you?"
  To that question came another—
  What its aim I still must doubt—
  And she asked me, "How's your mother?
     Does she know that you are out?"
  "No! my mother does not know it,
  Beauteous, heaven-descended muse!"
  "Then be off, my handsome poet,
     And say I sent you with the news!"



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THE CONVICT AND THE AUSTRALIAN LADY

  Thy skin is dark as jet, ladye,
     Thy cheek is sharp and high,
  And there's a cruel leer, love,
     Within thy rolling eye:
  These tangled ebon tresses
     No comb hath e'er gone through;
  And thy forehead, it is furrowed by
     The elegant tattoo!
  I love thee,—oh, I love thee,
     Thou strangely-feeding maid!
  Nay, lift not thus thy boomerang,
     I meant not to upbraid!
  Come, let me taste those yellow lips
     That ne'er were tasted yet,
  Save when the shipwrecked mariner
     Passed through them for a whet.
  Nay, squeeze me not so tightly!
     For I am gaunt and thin;
  There's little flesh to tempt thee
     Beneath a convict's skin.
  I came not to be eaten;
      I sought thee, love, to woo;
  Besides, bethink thee, dearest,
      Thou'st dined on cockatoo.
  Thy father is a chieftain!
      Why, that's the very thing!
  Within my native country
      I too have been a king.
  Behold this branded letter,
      Which nothing can efface!
  It is the royal emblem,
      The token of my race!
  But rebels rose against me,
      And dared my power disown—
  You've heard, love, of the judges?
      They drove me from my throne.
  And I have wandered hither,
      Across the stormy sea,
  In search of glorious freedom,—
      In search, my sweet, of thee!
  The bush is now my empire,
      The knife my sceptre keen;
  Come with me to the desert wild,
      And be my dusky queen.
  I cannot give thee jewels,
      I have nor sheep nor cow,
  Yet there are kangaroos, love,
      And colonists enow.
  We'll meet the unwary settler,
      As whistling home he goes,
  And I'll take tribute from him,
      His money and his clothes.
  Then on his bleeding carcass
      Thou'lt lay thy pretty paw,
  And lunch upon him roasted,
      Or, if you like it, raw!
  Then come with me, my princess,
      My own Australian dear,
  Within this grove of gum-trees
      We'll hold our bridal cheer!
  Thy heart with love is heating,
      I feel it through my side:—
  Hurrah, then, for the noble pair,
      The Convict and his Bride!







DOLEFUL LAY OF THE HONORABLE J. O. UWINS

  Come and listen, lords and ladies,
  To a woeful lay of mine;
  He whose tailor's bill unpaid is,
  Let him now his ear incline!
  Let him hearken to my story,
  How the noblest of the land
  Pined in piteous purgatory,
  'Neath a sponging Bailiffs hand.
  I. O. Uwins! I. O. Uwins!
  Baron's son although thou be,
  Thou must pay for thy misdoings
  In the country of the free!
  None of all thy sire's retainers
  To thy rescue now may come;
  And there lie some score detainers
  With Abednego, the bum.
  Little recked he of his prison
  Whilst the sun was in the sky:
  Only when the moon was risen
  Did you hear the captive's cry.
  For till then, cigars and claret
  Lulled him in oblivion sweet;
  And he much, preferred a garret,
  For his drinking, to the street.
  But the moonlight, pale and broken,
  Pained at soul the Baron's son;
  For he knew, by that soft token,
  That the larking had begun;—
  That the stout and valiant Marquis
  Then was leading forth his swells,
  Milling some policeman's carcass,
  Or purloining private bells.
  So he sat in grief and sorrow,
  Rather drunk than otherwise,
  Till the golden gush of morrow
  Dawned once more upon his eyes:
  Till the sponging Bailiff's daughter,
  Lightly tapping at the door,
  Brought his draught of soda-water,
  Brandy-bottomed as before.
  "Sweet Rebecca! has your father,
  Think you, made a deal of brass?"
  And she answered—"Sir, I rather
  Should imagine that he has."
  Uwins then, his whiskers scratching,
  Leered upon the maiden's face,
  And,
her hand with ardour catching,
  Folded her in close embrace.
  "La, Sir! let alone—you fright me!"
  Said the daughter of the Jew:
  "Dearest, how those eyes delight me!
  Let me love thee, darling, do!"
  "Vat is dish?" the Bailiff muttered,
  Rushing in with fury wild;
  "Ish your muffins so veil buttered,
  Dat you darsh insult ma shild?"
  "Honourable my intentions,
  Good Abednego, I swear!
  And I have some small pretensions,
  For I am a Baron's heir.
  If you'll only clear my credit,
  And advance a thou * or so,
  She's a peeress—I have said it:
  Don't you twig, Abednego?"
     * The fashionable abbreviation for a thousand pounds.
  "Datsh a very different matter,"
  Said the Bailiff, with a leer;
  "But you musht not cut it fatter
  Than ta slish will shtand, ma tear!
  If you seeksh ma approbation,
  You musht quite give up your rigsh,
  Alsho
you musht join our nashun,
  And renounsli ta flesh of pigsh.
  Fast as one of Fagin's pupils,
  I. O. Uwins did agree!
  little plagued with holy scruples
  From the starting-post was he.
  But at times a baleful vision
  Rose before his shuddering view,
  For he knew that circumcision
  Was expected from a Jew.
  At a meeting of the Rabbis,
  Held about the Whitsuntide,
  Was this thorough-paced Barabbas
  Wedded to his Hebrew bride:
  All his previous debts compounded,
  From the sponging-house he came,
  And his father's feelings wounded
  With reflections on the same.
  But the sire his son accosted—
  "Split my wig! if any more
  Such a double-dyed apostate
  Shall presume to cross my door!
  Not a penny-piece to save ye
  From the kennel or the spout;—
  Dinner,
John! the pig and gravy!—
  Kick this dirty scoundrel out!"
  Forth rushed I. O. Uwins, faster
  Than all winking—much afraid
  That the orders of the master
  Would be punctually obeyed:
  Sought his club, and then the sentence
  Of expulsion first he saw;
  No one dared to own acquaintance
  With a Bailiff's son-in-law.
  Uselessly, down Bond Street strutting,
  Did he greet his friends of yore:
  Such a universal cutting
  Never man received before:
  Till at last his pride revolted—
  Pale, and lean, and stern he grew;
  And his wife Rebecca bolted
  With a missionary Jew.
  Ye who read this doleful ditty,
  Ask ye where is Uwins now?
  Wend your way through London city,
  Climb to Holborn's lofty brow;
  Near the sign-post of the "Nigger,"
  Near the baked-potato shed,
  You
may see a ghastly figure
  With three hats upon his head.
  When the evening shades are dusky,
  Then the phantom form draws near,
  And, with accents low and husky,
  Pours effluvium in your ear;
  Craving an immediate barter
  Of your trousers or surtout;
  And you know the Hebrew martyr,
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THE KNYGHTE AND THE TAYLZEOUR'S DAUGHTER

  Did you ever hear the story—
  Old the legend is, and true—
  How a knyghte of fame and glory
  All aside his armour threw;
  Spouted spear and pawned habergeon,
  Pledged his sword and surcoat gay,
  Sate down cross-legged on the shop-board,
  Sate and stitched the livelong day?
  "Taylzeour! not one single shilling
  Does my breeches-pocket hold:
  I to pay am really willing,
  If I only had the gold.
  Farmers none can I encounter,
  Graziers there are none to kill;
  Therefore, prithee, gentle taylzeour,
  Bother not about thy bill."
  "Good Sir Knyghte, just once too often
  Have you tried that slippery trick;
  Hearts like mine you cannot soften,
  Vainly do you ask for tick.
  Christmas and its bills are coming,
  Soon will they be showering in;
  Therefore, once for all, my rum un,
  I expect you'll post the tin.
  "Mark, Sir Knyghte, that gloomy bayliffe
  In the palmer's amice brown;
  He shall lead you unto jail, if
  Instantly you stump not down."
  Deeply swore the young crusader,
  But the taylzeour would not hear;
  And the gloomy, bearded bayliffe
  Evermore kept sneaking near.
  "Neither groat nor maravedi
  Have I got my soul to bless;
  And
I'd feel extremely seedy,
  Languishing in vile duresse.
  Therefore listen, ruthless taylzeour,
  Take my steed and armour free,
  Pawn them at thy Hebrew uncle's,
  And I'll work the rest for thee."
  Lightly leaped he on the shop-board,
  Lightly crooked his manly limb,
  Lightly drove the glancing needle
  Through the growing doublet's rim.
  Gaberdines in countless number
  Did the taylzeour knyghte repair,
  And entirely on cucumber
  And on cabbage lived he there.
  Once his weary task beguiling
  With a low and plaintive song,
  That good knyghte o'er miles of broadcloth
  Drove the hissing goose along;
  From her lofty latticed window
  Looked the taylzeour's daughter down,
  And she instantly discovered
  That her heart was not her own.
  "Canst thou love me, gentle stranger?"
  Picking at a pink she stood—
  And the knyghte at once admitted
  That he rather thought he could.
  "He
who weds me shall have riches,
  Gold, and lands, and houses free."
  "For a single pair of—small-clothes,
  I would roam the world with thee!"
  Then she flung him down the tickets—
  Well the knyghte their import knew—
  "Take this gold, and win thy armour
  From the unbelieving Jew.
  Though in garments mean and lowly,
  Thou wouldst roam the world with me,
  Only
as a belted warrior,
  Stranger, will I wed with, thee!"



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  At the feast of good Saint Stitchem,
  In the middle of the Spring,
  There was some superior jousting,
  By the order of the King.
  "Valiant knyghtes!" proclaimed the monarch,
  "You will please to understand,
  He who bears himself most bravely
  Shall obtain my daughter's hand."
  Well and bravely did they bear them,
  Bravely battled, one and all;
  But the bravest in the tourney
  Was a warrior stout and tall.
  None could tell his name or lineage,
  None could meet him in the field,
  And a goose regardant proper
  Hissed along his azure shield.
  "Warrior, thou hast won my daughter!"
  But the champion bowed his knee,
  "Royal blood may not be wasted
  On a simple knight like me.
  She I love is meek and lowly;
  But her heart is kind and free;
  Also, there is tin forthcoming,
  Though she is of low degree."
  Slowly rose that nameless warrior,
  Slowly turned his steps aside,
  Passed the lattice where the princess
  Sate in beauty, sate in pride.
  Passed the row of noble ladies,
  Hied him to an humbler seat,
  And in silence laid the chaplet
  At the taylzeour's daughter's feet.



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THE MIDNIGHT VISIT

  It was the Lord of Castlereagh, he sat within his room,
  His arms were crossed upon his breast, his face was
        marked with gloom;
  They said that St Helena's Isle had rendered up its
        charge,
  That France was bristling high in arms—the Emperor at
        large.
  'Twas midnight! all the lamps were dim, and dull as
         death the street,
  It might be that the watchman slept that night upon his
         beat,
  When lo! a heavy foot was heard to creak upon the
        stair,
  The door revolved upon its hinge—Great Heaven!—What
         enters there?
  A little man, of stately mien, with slow and solemn
        stride;
  His hands are crossed upon his back, his coat is opened
         wide;
  And on his vest of green he wears an eagle and a
        star,—
  Saint George! protect us! 'tis The Man—the thunder-
         bolt of war!
  Is that the famous hat that waved along Marengo's
        ridge?
  Are these the spurs of Austerlitz—the boots of Lodi's
         bridge?
  Leads he the conscript swarm again from France's hornet
         hive?
  What seeks the fell usurper here, in Britain, and alive?
  Pale
grew the Lord of Castlereagh, his tongue was parched
          and dry,
  As in his brain he felt the glare of that tremendous eye;
  What wonder if he shrunk in fear, for who could meet the
         glance
  Of him who reared, 'mid Russian snows, the gonfalon of
         France?
  From the side-pocket of his vest a pinch the despot
        took,
  Yet not a whit did he relax the sternness of his look:
  "Thou thoughtst the lion was afar, but he hath burst the
         chain—
  The watchword for to-night is France—the answer St
        Heléne.
  "And didst thou deem the barren isle, or ocean waves,
         could bind
  The master of the universe—the monarch of mankind?
  I tell thee, fool! the world itself is all too small for me;
  I laugh to scorn thy bolts and bars—I burst them, and
         am free.
  "Thou thinkst that England hates me! Mark!—This
         very night my name
  Was thundered in its capital with tumult and acclaim!
  They
saw me, knew me, owned my power—Proud lord!
         I say, beware!
  There be men within the Surrey side, who know to do
        and dare!
  "To-morrow in thy very teeth my standard will I rear—
  Ay, well that ashen cheek of thine may blanch and shrink
         with fear!
  To-morrow night another town shall sink in ghastly
        flames;
  And as I crossed the Borodin, so shall I cross the
        Thames!
  "Thou'lt seize me, wilt thou, ere the dawn? Weak
        lordling, do thy worst!
  These hands ere now have broke thy chains, thy fetters
        they have burst.
  Yet, wouldst thou know my resting-place? Behold, 'tis
        written there!
  And let thy coward myrmidons approach me if they dare!"
  Another pinch, another stride—he passes through the
        door—
  "Was it a phantom or a man was standing on the floor?
  And could that be the Emperor that moved before my eyes?
  Ah, yes! too sure it was himself, for here the paper lies!"
  With, trembling hands Lord Castlereagh undid the mystic
         scroll,
  With glassy eye essayed to read, for fear was on his soul—
  "What's here?—'At Astley's, every night, the play of
         Moscow's Fall!
  Napoleon, for the thousandth time, by Mr Gomersal!'"



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THE LAY OF THE LOVELORN.

  Comrades, you may pass the rosy. With permission of
         the chair,
  I shall leave you for a little, for I'd like to take the air.
  Whether 'twas the sauce at dinner, or that glass of ginger-
         beer,
  Or these strong cheroots, I know not, but I feel a little queer.
  Let me go. Nay, Chuckster, blow me, 'pon my soul, this
        is too bad!
  When you want me, ask the waiter; he knows where I'm
        to be had.
  Whew!
This is a great relief now! Let me but undo my
         stock;
  Resting here beneath the porch, my nerves will steady
         like a rock.
  In my ears I hear the singing of a lot of favourite tunes—
  Bless my heart, how very odd! Why, surely there's a
        brace of moons!
  See! the stars! how bright they twinkle, winking with a
         frosty glare,
  Like my faithless cousin Amy when she drove me to
        despair.
  Oh, my cousin, spider-hearted! Oh, my Amy! No, con-
         found it!
  I must wear the mournful willow,—all around my hat
        I've bound it.
  Falser than the bank of fancy, frailer than a shilling glove,
  Puppet to a father's anger, minion to a nabob's love!
  Is it well to wish thee happy? Having known me, could
         you ever
  Stoop to marry half a heart, and little more than half a
         liver?
  Happy! Damme! Thou shalt lower to his level day by
        day,
  Changing from the best of china to the commonest of
        clay.
  As the husband is, the wife is,—he is stomach-plagued
         and old;
  And his curry soups will make thy cheek the colour of
         his gold.
  When his feeble love is sated, he will hold thee surely
         then
  Something lower than his hookah,—something less than
  his cayenne.
  What is this? His eyes are pinky. Was't the claret?
           Oh, no, no,—
  Bless your soul! it was the salmon,—salmon always makes
         him so.
  Take him to thy dainty chamber—sooth him with thy
        lightest fancies;
  He will understand thee, won't he?—pay thee with a
        lover's glances?
  Louder than the loudest trumpet, harsh as harshest
         ophicleide,
  Nasal respirations answer the endearments of his bride.
  Sweet response, delightful music! Gaze upon thy noble
         charge,
  Till the spirit fill thy bosom that inspired the meek
     Laffarge.
  Better thou wert dead before me,—better, better that I
         stood,
  Looking on thy murdered body, like the injured Daniel
         Good!
  Better thou and I were lying, cold and timber-stiff and
         dead,
  With a pan of burning charcoal underneath our nuptial
         bed!
  Cursed be the Bank of England's notes, that tempt the
         soul to sin!
  Cursed be the want of acres,—doubly cursed the want of tin!
  Cursed be the marriage-contract, that enslaved thy soul
         to greed!
  Cursed be the sallow lawyer, that prepared and drew the
         deed!
  Cursed be his foul apprentice, who the loathsome fees did
         earn!
  Cursed be the clerk and parson,—cursed be the whole
         concern!
  Oh, 'tis well that I should bluster,—much I'm like to
         make of that;
  Better comfort have I found in singing "All Around my
         Hat."
  But that song, so wildly plaintive, palls upon my British
         ears.
  'Twill not do to pine for ever,—I am getting up in
         years.
  Can't I turn the honest penny, scribbling for the weekly
         press,
  And in writing Sunday libels drown my private wretched-
         ness?
  Oh, to feel the wild pulsation that in manhood's dawn I
         knew,
  When my days were all before me, and my years were
         twenty-two!
  When I smoked my independent pipe along the Quadrant
         wide,
  With the many larks of London flaring up on every side;
  When I went the pace so wildly, caring little what might
         come;
  Coffee-milling care and sorrow, with a nose-adapted thumb;
  Felt the exquisite enjoyment, tossing nightly off, oh
         heavens!
  Brandy at the Cider Cellars, kidneys smoking-hot at
         Evans'!