Casca. You pull'd me by the cloak; would you speak with me?[2921]215
Bru. Ay, Casca; tell us what hath chanced to-day,
That Cæsar looks so sad.
Casca. Why, you were with him, were you not?[2922]
Bru. I should not then ask Casca what had chanced.
Casca. Why, there was a crown offered him: and being 220
offered him, he put it by with the back of his hand, thus:
and then the people fell a-shouting.[2923]
Bru. What was the second noise for?
Casca. Why, for that too.[2924]
Cas. They shouted thrice: what was the last cry for? 225
Casca. Why, for that too.[2924]
Bru. Was the crown offered him thrice?[2925]
Casca. Ay, marry, was't, and he put it by thrice, every
time gentler than other; and at every putting by mine
honest neighbours shouted. 230
Cas. Who offered him the crown?
Casca. Why, Antony.
Bru. Tell us the manner of it, gentle Casca.
Casca. I can as well be hang'd as tell the manner of it:
it was mere foolery; I did not mark it. I saw Mark Antony[2926] 235
offer him a crown: yet 'twas not a crown neither, 'twas one
of these coronets: and, as I told you, he put it by once:
but for all that, to my thinking, he would fain have had it.
Then he offered it to him again; then he put it by again:
but, to my thinking, he was very loath to lay his fingers off it. 240
And then he offered it the third time; he put it the third
time by: and still as he refused it, the rabblement hooted[2927]
and clapped their chopped hands and threw up their sweaty[2928]
night-caps and uttered such a deal of stinking breath because
Cæsar refused the crown, that it had almost choked 245
Cæsar; for he swounded and fell down at it: and for mine[2929]
own part, I durst not laugh, for fear of opening my lips and
receiving the bad air.
Cas. But, soft, I pray you: what, did Cæsar swound?[2930]
Casca. He fell down in the market-place and foamed at 250
mouth and was speechless.
Bru.'Tis very like: he hath the falling-sickness.[2931]
Cas. No, Cæsar hath it not; but you, and I,
And honest Casca, we have the falling-sickness.
Casca. I know not what you mean by that, but I am 255
sure Cæsar fell down. If the tag-rag people did not clap
him and hiss him according as he pleased and displeased
them, as they use to do the players in the theatre, I am no[2932]
true man.
Bru. What said he when he came unto himself? 260
Casca. Marry, before he fell down, when he perceived
the common herd was glad he refused the crown, he plucked
me ope his doublet and offered them his throat to cut. An[2933]
I had been a man of any occupation, if I would not have
taken him at a word, I would I might go to hell among the[2934] 265
rogues. And so he fell. When he came to himself again,
he said, if he had done or said any thing amiss, he desired
their worships to think it was his infirmity. Three or four
wenches, where I stood, cried 'Alas, good soul!' and forgave
him with all their hearts: but there's no heed to be[2935] 270
taken of them; if Cæsar had stabbed their mothers, they[2936]
would have done no less.
Bru. And after that, he came, thus sad, away?[2937]
Cas. Did Cicero say any thing? 275
Casca. Ay, he spoke Greek.
Cas. To what effect?
Casca. Nay, an I tell you that, I'll ne'er look you i' the[2938]
face again: but those that understood him smiled at one
another and shook their heads; but for mine own part, it 280
was Greek to me. I could tell you more news too: Marullus[2939]
and Flavius, for pulling scarfs off Cæsar's images, are
put to silence. Fare you well. There was more foolery
yet, if I could remember it.
Cas. Will you sup with me to-night, Casca? 285
Casca. No, I am promised forth.
Cas. Will you dine with me to-morrow?
Casca. Ay, if I be alive, and your mind hold, and your[2940]
dinner worth the eating.[2941]
Cas. Good; I will expect you. 290
Casca. Do so: farewell, both. [Exit.
Bru. What a blunt fellow is this grown to be!
He was quick mettle when he went to school.[2942]
Cas. So is he now in execution
Of any bold or noble enterprise, 295
However he puts on this tardy form.
This rudeness is a sauce to his good wit,
Which gives men stomach to digest his words[2943]
With better appetite.[2944]
Bru. And so it is. For this time I will leave you:[2945] 300
To-morrow, if you please to speak with me,[2946]
I will come home to you, or, if you will,[2947]
Come home to me and I will wait for you.[2948]
Cas. I will do so: till then, think of the world.