A poor innocent Stork happened to be taken in a net that was
laid for geese and cranes. The Storks plea was simplicity and
the love of mankind, together with the service she did in
picking up venemous creatures—It is all true says the husbandman,
but they that keep ill company, if they are catched with
them, must suffer with them.
Fable 6.
The Wasp and the Partridges.
A Flight of Wasps and a covey of Partridges being hard put
to it for water, went to a farmer to beg some. The partridges
offered to dig his vineyard for it, and the Wasps to secure it
from thieves. Pray hold your peace says the farmer, I have
oxen and dogs to perform those offices already, and I am
resolved to provide for them first.
Fable 7.
A Daw and Pigeons.
A Daw took particular notice that the Pigeons in the Dove
House were well provided for, so went and painted himself of
a dove colour and fed among the Pigeons. So long as he kept
silence, it passed very well, but forgetting himself he fell a
chattering—On which discovery they beat him out of the
house, and on his returning to his own companions, they also
rejected him.
Fable 8.
The Fox and Snake.
A Fox and Snake meeting, she began to entertain the Fox
with a long story concerning the beauties and colours of her
skin. The Fox, weary of the discourse, interrupted her, and
said, The beauties of the mind were better than those of a
painted outside.
Fable 9.
The Chough and Swallow.
The Chough and the Swallow fell into a warm dispute about
beauty, and the Swallow insisted mightily on hers, and claimed
the advantage. Nay says the Chough, you forget that your
beauty decays with the Spring, whereas mine lasts all the year.
Fable 10.
A Father and his Sons.
An honest man who had the misfortune to have contentious
children, endeavoured to reconcile them; and one day having
them before him, he bought a bundle of sticks, then desired
each of them to break it, which they strove to do, but could
not. Well, said he, unbind it, and take every one a single
stick, and try what you can do that way. They did so, and
with ease they snapped all the sticks. The father said to them,
Children, your condition is exactly like unto that bundle of
sticks; for if you hold together you are safe, but if you divide
you are undone.
Fable 11.
The Fox and Huntsmen.
A Fox that had been run hard, begged of a countryman, whom
he saw hard at work in a wood, to help him to a hiding place.
The man directed him to a cottage, and thither he went. He
was no sooner got in, but the Huntsmen were at his heels, and
asked the cottager, If he did not see the Fox that way? No,
said he, I saw none; but pointed with his finger to the place.
Though the Huntsmen did not understand, yet the Fox saw
him; and after they were gone, out steals the Fox; How now,
said the countryman, have you not the manners to take leave
of your host? Yes, said the Fox, if you had been as honest
with your fingers, as with your tongue, I should not have gone
without bidding you farewell.
Fable 12.
The Fox and Bramble.
A Fox being closely pursued, took to a hedge, the bushes gave
way and in catching hold of a Bramble to break his fall, he
laid himself down, and fell to licking his paws, making great
complaint against the Bramble. Good words, Reynard, said
the Bramble, you should never expect any kindness from an
enemy.
A CHOICE
COLLECTION
OF
COOKERY RECEIPTS
New Castle: Printed in this present year.
This is really a useful book of recipes, although some of them
are scarcely in use now. A few examples may be acceptable.
"To Broil Pidgeons Whole.
Cut off the Wings and Neck close, leave the Skin at the
Neck to tie close, then having some grated Bread, two Pidgeons
Livers, one Anchovy, a Quarter of a Pound of Butter, half a
Nutmeg grated, a little Pepper and Salt, a very little Thyme
and Sweet Marjoram shred; mix all together, put a piece as
big as a Walnut into each Pidgeon, sew up their Rumps and
Necks, strew a little Pepper Salt and Nutmeg on the Out side,
broil them on a very slow Charcoal Fire on the Hearth; baste
and turn them very often. Sauce is melted Butter; or rich
Gravy, if you like it higher tasted.
A pretty Sauce for Woodcocks or any wild Fowl.
Take a Quarter of a Pint of Claret, and as much Water,
some grated Bread, two or three heads of Rocumbile, or a
Shallot, a little whole Pepper, Mace, sliced Nutmeg, and Salt;
Let this stew very well over the Fire, then beat it up with
butter, and pour it under the Wild Fowl, which being under
roasted, will afford Gravy to mix with this Sauce.
A whipt Sillibub extraordinary.
Take a Quart of Cream and boil it, let it stand till it is cold;
then take a Pint of White Wine, pare a Lemon thin, and steep
the peel in the Wine two Hours before you use it; to this add
the Juice of a Lemon, and as much Sugar as will make it very
sweet: Put all this together into a Bason, and whisk it all one
way till it is pretty thick. Fill your Glasses, and keep it a Day
before you use it; it will keep three or four Days. Let your
Cream be full Measure, and your Wine rather less. If you like
it perfumed, put in a Grain or two of Amber-grease.
Egg Minced Pies.
Take six Eggs, boil them very hard, and shred them small;
shred double the Quantity of good Suet very fine; put Currants
neatly wash'd and pick'd, one Pound or more, if your Eggs
were large; the Peel of one Lemon very fine shred, half the
juice, and five or six Spoonfuls of Sack, Mace, Nutmeg, Sugar,
and a little Salt; and candied Citron or Orange peel, if you
would have them rich."
There are recipes for making "Raisin Elder wine; Sage
wine, very good; Raspberry wine, very good; Cowslip or Marigold,
Gooseberry and Elder-flower wines"; besides strong Mead
and Cinnamon Water, as well as a curious compound—
"Birch Wine, as made in Sussex.
Take the Sap of Birch fresh drawn, boil it as long as any
Scum arises; to every Gallon of Liquor put two Pounds of
good Sugar; boil it Half an Hour, and scum it very clean;
when 'tis almost cold, set it with a little Yeast spread on a
Toast; let it stand five or six days in an open Vessel, stirring
it often: then take such a Cask as the Liquor will be sure to
fill, and fire a large Match dipt in Brimstone, and put it into
the Cask, and stop in the Smoak till the Match is extinguished,
always keeping it shook; then shake out the Ashes, and, as
quick as possible, pour in a Pint of Sack or Rhenish wine,
which Taste you like best, for the Liquor retains it; rainge the
Cask well with this, and pour it out; pour in your Wine, and
stop it close for Six Months, then, if it is perfectly fine, you
may boil it."
The Pleasant History of TAFFY'S
Progress to London; with the
WELSHMAN'S Catechism.
Behold in WHEEL BARROW I come to Town
With Wife and Child to pull the Taffies down
For sweet St. DAVID shall not be Abus'd
And by the Rabble yearly thus Misus'd
London Printed for F. Thorn near Fleet Street.
This octavo is principally taken up with "Taffy's Catechism,"
which is in a kind of Welsh patois, and is not very interesting.
The frontispiece is explained as under.
"Taffy's Progress to London."
"The much renowned Taffy William Morgan having receiv'd
a Letter sent by word of Mouth from London, which gave him
an Account how Despiseable the poor Welshmen alias Britains
were made in England on Saint Tafy's day, by the Rabbles
hanging out of a Bundle of Rags in representation of a Welshman
mounted on a red Herring with a Leek in his Hat, truly
poor Morgan's Blood was up, he Fretted and Fum'd till he
Foam'd at Mouth agen, and being exasperated as much as
the French King was Joyful when he first heard of the great
Victory obtain'd by Marshal Tallard over the Duke of Marlborough
at Hochstet, he in a great Passion Swore by the Glory
and Renown of all his Ancestors, famous in the Books of Rates
for their being ever chargeable to the Parish, that he wou'd be
Reveng'd on those that thus presum'd to affront Goatlandshire,
and in order thereto he prepar'd for his Journey, taking Coach
in a Wheel Barrow, Drove along by his Wife, who with a
Child at her Back went Barefooted all the way, and by Taffy
were compell'd to take this tedious Journey that they might be
Witnesses to his Prowess and Valour; in case it was questioned
by any after his return to Wales; so accordingly poor William
Morgan ap Renald et Cetera, for his Name would take an hour
to tell it at length, set out for his great Adventures about One
in the Morning, it being the 33th of January last in the year
1890 after the Welsh Account, making it Six days before he
Arriv'd in the abovesaid Pomp to Leominster, where he and
his Wife and Children were charitably entertain'd in a Barn;
the next Day he came to Worcester, where begging Charity to
bear their Charges forwards, poor Taffy and his Wife were
Whipt out of Town; but however this harsh Usage daunted
not his Heart, which all Wales knew for certain to be bigger
than a Pea, for resolv'd he was to be reveng'd still on those
that Affronted his Countrey, and by Cruising all the way he
came, he at length reacht London, just the Eve before the
Welshmen's great Festival of Saint David, which is Solemnis'd
with so much Devotion, as to get every Welshman Drunk by
Night, now being Arriv'd in this great City, he fortunately lit
upon some of his Acquaintance who in Commiseration of his
and his Wifes great Poverty made him pretty Boosie, and
being Pot valiant he fell like Fury to breaking of Windows
where a Taffy was hung out, but being first well Beaten by
the Mob, he was then sent to Bridewell for an idle drunken
Vagabond, and being well Flaug'd and put to hard Labour for
a while, he and his tatter'd Family were pass'd down to their
Countrey, to his great Grief in that he could not Vindicate
Saint Taffy; and Swearing hur would never see England again."
The Whole Life
Character and Conversation
of that Foolish Creature called
GRANNY
Being a true Account of one Mr. Wilson an Eminent Lawyer
of the Temple, who above all things, doated to Distraction on
this Simple Creature; and how he had two children by her,
and the means he us'd to decoy her, and keep the thing secret.
Likewise That by his last Will and Testament which you
may find in Doctors Commons, he has left her six hundred
pounds in ready Money, five hundred pounds a Year in Land,
for her and her Heirs for ever, she being at this time, with
Child by him.
And lastly you have a Copy of Verses made on Granny's
good Fortune.
Licensed according to Order.
Printed by A. Hinde in Fleet Street 1711.
A
YORK DIALOGUE
BETWEEN
Ned and Harry
OR
Ned giving Harry an Account of his Courtship
and Marriage State
TO WHICH IS ADDED—
TWO EXCELLENT NEW SONGS.
A very mild description of the particularly uninteresting
courtship and marriage of a small tradesman and a chambermaid,
with the details of the subsequent hen-pecking the
husband underwent, and of his wife's taste for gossiping,
ending up with advice from Ned, and a determination of
Harry's never to marry a chambermaid.
The French King's Wedding
OR THE
ROYAL FROLICK
Being a Pleasant Account
Of the Amorous Intrigues, Comical Courtship,
Catterwauling and Surprizing Marriage Ceremonies
of Lewis the XIVth with Madam Maintenon,
His late Hackney of State.
With a List of the Names of those that threw the Stocking
on the Wedding Night and Madam Maintenon's Speech to the
King.
As also, a Comical Wedding Song Sung to his
Majesty, by the famous Monsieur La Grice to the Tune
of The Dame of Honour.
London
Printed for J. Smith near Fleet Street 1708.
APPENDIX.
List of Chap-Books published in Aldermary and Bow
Churchyards.
- Academy of Courtship.
- Arimathea, The History of that Holy Disciple Joseph of.
- Argalus and Parthenia, The History of, being a Choice Flower gathered out of Sir Phillip Sidney's Rare Garden.
- Art of Courtship.
- Armstrong, History of Johnny (of Westmoreland).
- Bacon, History of the Learned Friar.
- Barleycorn, The Arraigning and Indicting of Sir John.
- Barnwell, The Tragical History of George.
- Bateman's Tragedy.
- Bellianis, Don, of Greece, The History of.
- Bethnal Green, The History of the Blind Beggar of.
- Bevis, Sir, of Southampton, The History of the Life and Death of that most Noble Knight.
- Bloody Tragedy, The, or a Dreadful Warning to Disobedient Children.
- Bowman, Life and Death of Christian.
- Bunch: Mother B.'s Closet newly broke open.
- Bunch: The History of Mother B. of the West (Part II.).
- Cabinet, The Golden.
- Cambridge Jests, being Wit's Recreation.
- Canterbury Tales, by J. Chaucer, Junr.
- Card Fortune-Book.
- Champions, The History of the Seven (Parts I. and II.).
- Charles XII., The History of the Remarkable Life of the Brave and Renowned.
- Chevy Chase, The Famous and Memorable History of.
- Children in the Wood, The History of.
- Coachman and Footman's Catechism, The.
- Countries, A Brief Character of the Low.
- Courtier: The History of the Frolicksome C. and the Jovial Tinker.
- Crusoe, The Life of Robinson.
- Cupboard Door opened, The, or Joyful News for Apprentices and Servant-Maids.
- Cupid's Decoy, The Lover's Magazine, or.
- Delights for Young Men and Maids.
- Dialogue, A, between a Blind Man and Death.
- Dialogue, A Choice and Diverting, between Hughson the Cobler and Margery his Wife.
- Dialogue between John and Loving Kate (Parts I. and II.).
- Dialogue, A New and Diverting, between a Shoemaker and his Wife.
- Divine Songs.
- Dorastus and Faunia.
- Drake, Voyages and Travels of that Renowned Captain Sir Francis.
- Dreams and Moles, with their Interpretation and Signification.
- Drunkard's Legacy, The.
- Edward the Black Prince, The History of.
- Egyptian Fortune-Teller's Legacy, The Old.
- Elizabeth, History of Queen, and her Great Favourite the Earl of Essex (Parts I. and II.).
- England, Antient History of, from the Invasion of Julius Cæsar to the Roman Conquest.
- England, The History of, from the Norman Conquest to the Union of the Houses of York and Lancaster.
- England, The Present State of; to which is added an Account of the New Style.
- Erra Pater.
- Fairy Stories (Blue Bird and Florinda and the King of the Peacocks).
- Faustus, History of Dr. John.
- Figure of Seven, The.
- Flanders, Fortunes and Misfortunes of Moll.
- Fortunatus, History of.
- Fortune-Book, Partridge and Flamsted's New and Well-experienced.
- Fortune-Teller, The High German.
- Franks, Birth, Life, and Death of John.
- Friar and Boy, The (Parts I. and II.).
- George, The Life and Death of Saint.
- Ghost, The Portsmouth.
- Gotham, Merry Tales, or the Wise Men of.
- Grissel, History of the Marquis of Salus and Patient.
- Gulliver, The Travels and Adventures of Captain Lemuel.
- Guy, Earl of Warwick, History of.
- Hector, Prince of Troy, History of.
- Hercules of Greece, History of the Life and Glorious Actions of the Mighty.
- Hero and Leander, Famous History of.
- Hero's Garland, The.
- Hickathrift, History of Thomas (Parts I. and II.).
- Hind, Merry Life and Mad Exploits of Captain James.
- Hippolito and Dorinda, Loves of.
- Hocus Pocus, or a New Book of Legerdemain.
- Hood, A True Tale of Robin.
- Horner, History of Jack.
- Jack and the Giants, History of (Parts I. and II.).
- Jack of Newbury, History of.
- Jew, The Wandering, or the Shoemaker of Jerusalem.
- Joak upon Joaks.
- Joseph and his Brethren, History of.
- Kings, History of Four, their Queens and Daughters.
- Lady, The Whimsical.
- Laurence, Lazy, The History of.
- Legerdemain, The Whole Art of.
- Long Meg of Westminster, Whole Life and Death of.
- Long, History of Tom, the Carrier.
- Maiden's Prize, The, or Bachelor's Puzzle.
- Mandeville, The Foreign Travels of Sir John.
- Martyr, History of the Royal, King Charles the First.
- Matrimony, The Whole Pleasures of.
- Merryman, Doctor, or Nothing but Mirth.
- Montellion, The History of.
- Mournful Tragedy, The.
- Nimble and Quick.
- Nixon's Cheshire Prophecy.
- Parismus, Prince of Bohemia, The History of.
- Poets' Jests, or Mirth in Abundance.
- Prentice, The Famous History of the Valiant London.
- Puss in Boots.
- Rarities of Richmond.
- Reading, Directions for, with Elegance and Propriety.
- Reading, History of Thomas of.
- Reynard the Fox, History of.
- Rich Man's Warning-Piece, The, or the Oppressed Infants in Glory.
- Rome, The Famous History of the Seven Wise Masters of.
- Rome, The Famous and Renowned History of the Seven Wise Mistresses of.
- Rosamond, Life and Death of Fair.
- Shipton, History of Mother.
- Shoemaker's Glory, The, or the Princely History of the Gentle Craft.
- Shore, Life and Death of Mrs. Jane.
- Simple Simon's Misfortunes.
- Sleeping Beauty in the Wood.
- Swalpo, Merry Frolics, or the Comical Cheats of.
- Tom Thumb, The Famous History of (Parts I., II., and III.).
- Tomb Thumb, The Mad Pranks of (Parts I., II., and III.).
- Unfortunate Son, The, or a Kind Wife is worth Gold.
- Valentine and Orson, History of.
- Wanton Tom, or the Merry History of Tom Stitch the Taylor (Parts I. and II.).
- Wat Tyler and Jack Straw, History of.
- Welsh Traveller, The, or the Unfortunate Welshman.
- West Country Garland, The New.
- Whetstone for Dull Wits.
- Whittington, History of Sir Richard.
- Wit, a Groat's worth for a Penny, or the Interpretation of Dreams.
- Witch of the Woodlands, or the Cobler's New Translation.
- Witches, The Famous History of the Lancashire.
- World turned Upside Down, The.
PRINTED BY WILLIAM CLOWES AND SONS, LIMITED, LONDON AND BECCLES.
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Transcriber's Note
The printers recycled their woodcuts (see Introduction) whether or not they actually matched the text.
The spelling is not necessarily consistent. The Author appears to have updated some of the originals, but quoted directly from others.
Errors persist, and most have not been corrected by the transcriber. It seemed best to retain original sentence structure, spelling, and punctuation.
(e.g. 'No sooner had Faustus sent his name to the writing,...' for 'No sooner had Faustus set his name to the writing,...')
The 18th century had no spelling or punctuation rules. Acceptable variants have been retained.
Before about 1860-70 (and the various Victorian Public Instruction Acts) apostrophes were often absent.
(e.g. brethren/bretheren; Pharoh/Pharaoh/Pharoah; youll for you'll; fathers for father's).
Sundry missing or damaged punctuation has been repaired,
but only apparent printer's text errors have been corrected:
Page 120: 'eady' corected to 'ready'.
"they made ready to receive them;"
Page 140: 'Guy. Earl of Warwick'. Period is as clearly printed in large Old English type; retained.
Page 150: 'solilude' retained. An error, or variant, for 'soliloquy'? 'solitude' doesn't seem to fit the context.
"While Guy was in this repenting solilude,..." Perhaps solilude is a made-up word for a state of soliloquising.
Page 164: extra 'to' removed (at original line break)
"/ On a tyme he came to the prouynce of Lybye to [to] a cyte which is sayd Sylene /"
Page 174: 'pheasants' corrected to 'peasants' (though 'pheasants' may perhaps be correct).
"and peopled with the best sort of gentry and peasants.
Page 196: 'hirting' perhaps 'hurting', connected to 'bate' (bait) later in sentence.
Page 338: 'downstars' corrected to 'downstairs'.
"and ran downstairs for more liquor,"
Page 354: 'Ill' for 'I'll'. Retained. Apostrophes were often notable by their absence.