DOWN THE TRAIL WITH GUM PACKS

Ev’ry nugget clean and sound,

Red’s a jewel, smooth and round,

Worth a dollar’n ten a pound;

Here’s your gum, ye giddy girls,

Here’s your Maine spruce gum.

The chaps that went off with the Klondike

diggers

For gold—jest gold,

Have slumped in the snow, and they work like

niggers,

And they haven’t got rich, we’re told.

We’re snowshoeing down from the north of

Katahdin,

See here! Yum, yum!

Here’s a tole to tease Maud to come into the

garden

—These rich, rosy lumps o’ spruce gum.

Our fires are dowsed in the lonesome old camps,

We’ve left them to wolves and the foxes and

damps.

The trail of our snowshoes lies snakin’ behind,

For we’re clawing for home with the treasures

we’ve mined.

We’ve no sort of use for the pick and the sluice;

Our Klondike has been the straight trunks of

the spruce.

Let them that elect grub the dirt for a “gleam,”

Our ore is the gum and our lode is the seam

That doesn’t go sneaking in mire and clay,

But grins at the sun and drinks deep of broad day.


Go grope for your gold in the bowels of mud!

We’ll cleave our fresh nuggets of resinous blood

Forced out from the heart through the fibre and

vein

Of the giants who lurk in the woodlands of

Maine.


Just squint through this bubble and gaze at the

blaze:

That red is the fire of hot summer days;

That glimmer is autumn; that glow is the tint

That was lent by some campfire’s guttering glint.

And here is a globe like the eye of a cat,

And this one is amber like honey; and that

Is a tear rosy red with the anger and shame

Of a king glooming down as the axe-heavers

came;

—Staring down as around him his kin roared

to earth

Midst the oaths of the swampers and Labor’s

rude mirth.

That tear of the spruce, may it go to the pearls

Flashing bright ’neath the lips of some sweetest

of girls!

These, then, are the treasures we bring in our

packs,

—Each round, rosy globule as sweet as the

smacks

We’ll get from the kids when they swoop with

a roar

At dad just the second he opens the door.

Clear out your old scraps, Mr. Druggist: we

come

With a good hefty jag of the season’s new gum.

Ey’ry nugget clear and sound,

Red’s a jewel, smooth and round,

Worth a dollar’n ten a pound.

Here’s your gum, ye giddy girls,

Here’s your Maine spruce gum.









REAR O’ THE DRIVE

The rain has raised the river an’ she’s np to

driving pitch,

An’ it’s oh, an’ grab your peavies an’ go sloppin’

in the wet.

We’ve got ter send ’er whoopin’ now without a

ketch or hitch,

But it won’t be kid-glove bus’ness, oh, my

hearties, you can bet.

Empty the water out of your boots

And gaffle your peavies, you P.I. galoots.

There’s the rips at Rundy’s Corner, and the

sluice at Puzzle Gorge;

You can drive ’em and connive ’em, but the

timber’s bound to lodge.

An’ sticks will buck—with best of luck—as

offish-like as hogs,

For there ain’t no calkerlatin’ how you’ll run a

drive o’ logs.


Chase the heathen with a sword,

Run the cattle with a goad,

All we want’s our Oldtown peavies, when our

drives go overboard.

An’ we’ll foller, sloshin’ in,

Yes, we’ll waller to the chin,

An’ we’ll herd ’em through the wildest stream

that ever frothed and roared.

So, look alive,

It’s after five,

An’ the drouth is a-chasin’ the rear o’ the drive.

Foller down, foller down with your peavies on

your backs,

For the herd that runs ahead of us goes loafin’

’less it’s chased.

They know they’re off to market, an’ they dread

the saw an’ axe,

An’ you’ve got to go and welt ’em, though the

water’s to your waist,

For they balk on Depsconneagon when a sixty-

footer halts;

Ev’ry eddy stands a-ready for to swing ’em in a

waltz.

An’ ev’ry rock is chock-a-block with jack-strawed

pine an’ spruce,

Ontil you’ve got the devil’s job to try and turn

’em loose.


But our goadstick is the peavy, an’ our cant-dog

is the pup

That’ll worry ’em an’ hurry ’em an’ rush ’em,

chase ’em up.

Oh, the drouth is right behind us, but we’ve

passed the North Twin flume,

An’ we’ll beat the sun in heaven in the race for

Pea Cove boom.








MATIN SONG OF PETE LONG’S COOK

It’s dark in the camp, and the woods outside

Are dark, dark, too!

And a hundred men still open wide

Their loud bay-zoo.

It’s sort of mean to rout ’em jus’

To work once more;

I’d like to let each tired cuss

Jus’ lay and snore.

But I’ve been up for an hour or two

And grub’s all on;

And now as the cook of Pete Long’s crew

I toot my horn.


The weirdest of all wood-sounds, by the way,

Is a cook’s queer cadence at break of day:

Whoo-e-e-e!

Git UP!

The grub is on the table, boys, the coffee’s on

the bile:

The swagon’s hotter’n Tophet and I swear ’twill

make you smile.

There’s whiskers on the gingerbread, the biskit

can’t be beat;

I’ve got molasses sinkers made from mother’s

old receipt.

—Oh, I’ve got molasses sinkers built around

some extra holes;

They’ll make you think of home and friends and

tickle up your souls.

The beans come out a-roarin’ when I boosted

up the lid;

They chuckled when I pried ’em out—they

laughed, I swear they did.

Don’t jolly me about your smells of Araby the

blest,

—Jus’ take a snuff of ground-baked beans all

hot from out their nest.


The grub is on the table, boys, hurroop, hurroop,

whoo-e-e-e!

Come, tumble out, git on a move! Good Lord,

it’s after three!

Rise up and shine, my gentle lambs, surround

your breakfast quick,

Or else you’ll git the sun’s ha-ha from over

Tumble Dick.

And if the timer heaves a growl and docks you

in his book,

Jus’ blame your own durn lazy luck—don’t

lay it on the cook.

For ev’ry man who’s et my cream-of-tartar bis-

kit knows

The cook of this ’ere camp, by smut, ’s the

earliest bird that crows.

For I’m old enough to spell a-a-a-ble!

The grub is all on the ta-a-a-ble!

Whoo-e-e-e!

Git UP!








OFF FOR THE LUMBER WOODS

The duffle is packed, and the babies are smacked,

and the wife has a buss and a hug;

And she’s done it up brown in a-loading me

down with about all the grub I can lug,

So long! Good-by!

I’m off! Don’t cry!

—Just about a month of Sundays and you’ll

see my homely mug.


Now look ye, ye towzled-haired son of a gun,

Be good to your mother or you’ll see some

fun

When your daddy comes down on the drive in

the spring

And fetches a withe with a hornetty sting.

Ha! ha! you young rascal, you’d rather have

gum?

Well, be a good baby and pa’ll fetch you some.


Yes, mother, you’re right, it does seem kinder

wrong

To leave you alone here the whole winter

long.

And it’s tough that I have to pack dunnage and

break

For the big timber wrassle at Chamberlain lake.

But folks are a-waiting for lumber and boards,

They’ve picked up their saws, now they’ve laid

down their swords.

They’re wanting the timbers for new city domes,

They’re wanting the shingles for humble new

homes.

The hammers are waiting, the nails are on end,

And the chorus of clatter’ll commence when we

send

A billion of lumber down race-way and sluice,

From the lonesome dominions of gloomy King

Spruce.

The men who print papers are wanting fresh

sheets,

The folks who build ships will be launching new

fleets,

For, mark me, no matter what Uncle Sam

planned,

He finds he can’t reach his new back lots by

land.

Don’t smile at me, wife, but I feel when I swing

That sweaty old axe from the fall to the spring,

That I hear one grim cry swimming up on the air

Through the dim, silent forest,—a pleading

prayer.


The clank of the press, and the scream of the

saws.

The grunt of the grinder that slavers and chaws

At the fibre of pulp wood; the purr of the plane

Are blent in one chorus, attuned to one strain,

—That sighs in the breezes or throbs in the roar

Of the tempest; and ever the cry is for “More.‘’

And we men with our axes and horn-covered

palms

Hear the call as a man hears the summons “To

arms,”

And forward we plunge with no quarter, no

truce,

With axes a-gleam in the realms of King Spruce.


The duffle is packed, and the babies are smacked;

now wife, for a buss and a hug.

Save a smile ’gainst the spring, for I’m going to

bring just all the spruce gum I can lug.

I’m off! Good-bye!

So long! Don’t cry!

In about a month of Sundays you will see my

homely mug.









HERE’S TO THE STOUT ASH POLE

Hooray for to-day, and hooray for to-night, and

forget all the rest of it, boys.

Hold on, Mister Barkeeper, close up your jaw,

we’re paying for all of this noise.

We won’t mosey out, and we won’t set down,

and you can’t keep a one of us still;

You can charge, if you want to, so much for a

yawp; we’ll settle all right in the bill.

For this is our very last evenin’ on earth; the

last night we’ll be here alive.

To-morrow at six we all cut sticks for the rear of

the West Branch drive.

Hooray!

For Seboomook, and rear of the drive.


Oh, bartender, say, can’t you hustle them up?

Come, push out your reddest of paint,

We’re here for to splatter the carnation on, now

blow us for fools if we ain’t!

So set out your varnish for coffins, my boy,—

that brand called the “Grave-diggers’ Boast.”


I’ve got enough chink—now down with your

drink! and I’ll give ye a riverman’s toast.

While you’re raising up your glasses,

Jest forget the giddy lasses

That have coaxed away your dollars, and have

given you the laugh.

Turn away from them connivers,

And as honest, hearty drivers

Drink a good, round jorum to the stout ash staff.

When the girls have filched your cash,

There is still the hearty ash,

It is waiting at Seboomook for to cheer your

foolish soul.

Ah, you know we love it most; and I give

you this, my toast,

The river driver’s darling, oh, his long ash pole.


We’ve ridden the gorges on rioting logs, and

we’ve always swept safe to the land.

So long as we rode with the spikes in our boots,

and the long, limber pole in our hand;

We’ve pried at the jams on the brink of the

dams, and the pole has stood by like a man,

And then in the dash for our lives in the crash

the pole braced us up as we ran,

Hooray!

As we yelled through the smother and ran.


And when in the bellow of up-ending logs it

looked like good-by to our souls

We rode back to life from out of the strife,

vaulting high on the end of our poles.

Ah, these are the friends that stand by you, my

boys: they’re truer than all of the host

Of the fair-spoken gang of the thieves of the

town! Crowd up here and drink to my toast!

The girls were sweeter’n honey

Till they gathered in our money,

And the barkeeps they were pleasant just as

long as we could spend.

Now it’s quite another story,

—Case of throwdown! But, by glory,

We can drink this final jorum to our stout old

friend.

Though the gang has swiped our cash, there is

still the hearty ash,

He is waiting at Seboomook for to cheer your

foolish soul.

After all, we love him most! and he’s still the

last, loud toast

—The driver’s honest helper, oh, the long ash

pole.








MISTER WHAT’S-HIS-NAME OF SEBOOMOOK

Have you ever heard Seboomook with her April

dander up,

With the amber rushing river gorged to high-

est drivin’ pitch?

Have you heard her boom and bellow—rocky

lips a-froth with yellow—

When she spews and spumes the torrents—

oh, the wild and wicked witch?

She has menace in her breath,

And she roars the chant of death,

For the victim that she slavers never sees

the sun again.

And she clutches at the river,

With entreaty that it give her

The morsels for her longing, which are men—

men—men!

Here’s a tale to suit the cynic—’tis a satire from

the woods,

And concerns a certain hero who was hunt-

ing after Fame;

’Tis the grim and truthful story of a mighty

reach for glory,

But, alas, he didn’t get it, for we’ve clean

forgot his name!


He was one of Murphy’s crew,

And he swore that he’d go through

Where no other West Branch driver ever saved

the shirt he wore:

For he vowed he’d shoot the gorge

And allowed that he could dodge

The Death that knelt a-clutching at the prey

the waters bore.


When they said he couldn’t do it, why, he

laughed the crowd to scorn,

—Poled across the dimpling shallows with

a fierce and hoarse good-by

—He was Murphy’s top-notch driver, half a bird

and one-half diver,

But the best who brave Seboomook only

sound the depths to die.


And they found him miles below;

But his mother would not know

The mangled mass Seboomook belched from out

her vap’rous throat.

The first man coming down

Brought the story out to town,

Referring to the hero as a “dretful reckless

goat.”


Then he told the brisk reporters all the grim and

grisly tale,

And the deed was dressed in language in a

way to bring some fame.

But alas for human glory, the galoot who brought

the story,

Remembered all the details, but forgot the

fellow’s name.


Have you ever heard Seboomook roaring at you

in the night,

With her champing jaws a-frothing in a word-

less howl of hate?

’Tis a fierce vociferation to compel our admira-

tion,

For the chap who struck that rugged blow,

cross-countered thus by Fate.


When he lunged his pole at Death,

When the river sucked his breath,

Seboomook gravely listened when he screamed

his humble name;

For the honor of a foe

She would have the people know,

But she vainly dins her message in the deafened

ear of Fame.









HA’NTS OF THE KINGDOM OF SPRUCE

The sheeted ghosts of moated grange

And misty wraiths are passing strange;

The gibbering spooks and elfin freaks

And cackling witches’ maudlin squeaks—

—They have terrified the nations, and have laid

the bravest low,

But intimidate a woodsman up in Maine? Why,

bless you, no!

Merely misty apparitions or some sad ancestral

spook

Serve to terrify a maiden or to warn a death-

marked duke.

But the P. I. scoffs their terrors, though he’ll

never venture loose

’Mongst the ha’nts that roam the woodlands in

the weird domains of Spruce.

—He’ll mock the fears of mystic and he’ll scorn

the bookish tales

Of the fearsome apparitions of the past, but

courage fails

In the night when he awakens, all a-shiver in

his bunk,

And with ear against the logging hears the

steady, muffled thunk

Of the hairy fists of monsters, beating there in

grisly play,

—Horrid things that stroll o’ night-times, never,

never seen by day,

For he knows that though the spectres of the

storied past are vain,

There is true and ghostly ravage in the forest

depths of Maine.

For even in these days P. I.‘s shake

At the great Swamp Swogon of Brassua Lake.

When it blitters and glabbers the long night

through,

And shrieks for the souls of the shivering crew.

And all of us know of the witherlick

That prowls by the shore of the Cup-sup-tic.

Of the Side Hill Ranger whose eyeballs gleam

When the moon hangs gibbous over Abol

stream;

—Of the Dolorous Demon that moans and calls

Through the mists of Abol-negassis falls.

And many a woodsman has felt his bunk

Tossed by the Phantom of Sourdna-hunk.

There’s the Giant Spook who ha’nted Lane’s

Old wangan camp and rended chains

—Great iron links of the snubbing cable—

As though they were straw—who was even

able

To twist the links in a mighty mat

With which he bent the forest flat

From Nahma-kanta to Depsiconneag

—Acres and acres—league after league;

Striding abroad from peak to dale

And laying on with his mighty flail.


Oh, fie for the shade of the manored hall,

A fig for a Thing in a grave-creased pall,

—For wraiths that flitter and flutter and sigh,

With flabby limbs and the sunken eye!

The woodsman recks not ye, frail ghosts,

But he knows and he bows to the deep wood’s

hosts,

Who sound their coming with giant breath,

Who mark their passing with storm and death,

Who shriek through blow-downs and howl o ’er

lakes,

—And he hides and trembles, he shivers and

shakes

When he hears the Desperate Demons loose

In the weird dominions of grim King Spruce.