MEMOIRS OF MR. CHARLES J. YELLOWPLUSH

By William Makepeace Thackeray



CONTENTS


MEMOIRS OF MR. CHARLES J. YELLOWPLUSH


MISS SHUM'S HUSBAND.

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER IV.


THE AMOURS OF MR. DEUCEACE.


FORING PARTS.


MR. DEUCEACE AT PARIS.

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER X.


MR. YELLOWPLUSH'S AJEW.


EPISTLES TO THE LITERATI.








THE WOLVES AND THE LAMB

By William Makepeace Thackeray



CONTENTS

DRAMATIS PERSONAE.

THE WOLVES AND THE LAMB.

ACT I.

ACT II.








THE FITZ-BOODLE PAPERS.

By William Makepeace Thackeray



CONTENTS

FITZ-BOODLE'S CONFESSIONS.

PREFACE.

DOROTHEA.


OTTILIA.

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER II.


FITZ-BOODLE'S PROFESSIONS.

FIRST PROFESSION.

SECOND PROFESSION.








LITTLE TRAVELS
AND ROADSIDE SKETCHES

By William Makepeace Thackeray (AKA Titmarsh)



CONTENTS

LITTLE TRAVELS AND ROADSIDE SKETCHES

I.—FROM RICHMOND IN SURREY TO BRUSSELS IN BELGIUM

II.—GHENT—BRUGES.

III.—WATERLOO.








THE FATAL BOOTS.

by William Makepeace Thackeray



CONTENTS

THE FATAL BOOTS

JANUARY.—THE BIRTH OF THE YEAR.

FEBRUARY.—CUTTING WEATHER.

MARCH.—SHOWERY.

APRIL.—FOOLING.

MAY.—RESTORATION DAY.

JUNE.—MARROWBONES AND CLEAVERS.

JULY.—SUMMARY PROCEEDINGS.

AUGUST.—DOGS HAVE THEIR DAYS.

SEPTEMBER.—PLUCKING A GOOSE.

OCTOBER.—MARS AND VENUS IN OPPOSITION.

NOVEMBER.—A GENERAL POST DELIVERY.

DECEMBER.—“THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT.”








A LITTLE DINNER AT TIMMINS'S.

by William Makepeace Thackeray



CONTENTS


I.

II.

III.

IV.

V.

VI.

VII.









BARRY LYNDON

By William Makepeace Thackeray


CONTENTS


A BIBLIOGRAPHICAL NOTE

THE MEMOIRES OF BARRY LYNDON, ESQ.

CHAPTER I.   MY PEDIGREE AND FAMILY—UNDERGO THE INFLUENCE OF THE TENDER

CHAPTER II.   I SHOW MYSELF TO BE A MAN OF SPIRIT

CHAPTER III.   A FALSE START IN THE GENTEEL WORLD

CHAPTER IV.   IN WHICH BARRY TAKES A NEAR VIEW OF MILITARY GLORY

CHAPTER V.   BARRY FAR FROM MILITARY GLORY

CHAPTER VI.   THE CRIMP WAGGON—MILITARY EPISODES

CHAPTER VII.   BARRY LEADS A GARRISON LIFE, AND FINDS MANY FRIENDS THERE

CHAPTER VIII.   BARRY’S ADIEU TO MILITARY PROFESSION

CHAPTER IX.   I APPEAR IN A MANNER BECOMING MY NAME AND LINEAGE

CHAPTER X.   MORE RUNS OF LUCK

CHAPTER XI.   IN WHICH THE LUCK GOES AGAINST BARRY

CHAPTER XII.   TRAGICAL HISTORY OF PRINCESS OF X——

CHAPTER XIII.   I CONTINUE MY CAREER AS A MAN OF FASHION

CHAPTER XIV.   I RETURN TO IRELAND, AND EXHIBIT MY SPLENDOUR AND

CHAPTER XV.   I PAY COURT TO MY LADY LYNDON

CHAPTER XVI.   I PROVIDE NOBLY FOR MY FAMILY

CHAPTER XVII.   I APPEAR AS AN ORNAMENT OF ENGLISH SOCIETY

CHAPTER XVIII.     MY GOOD FORTUNE BEGINS TO WAVER

CHAPTER XIX.   CONCLUSION








THE HISTORY OF PENDENNIS

By William Makepeace Thackeray



CONTENTS


PREFACE

PENDENNIS


CHAPTER I.   Shows how First Love may interrupt Breakfast

CHAPTER II.   A Pedigree and other Family Matters

CHAPTER III.   In which Pendennis appears as a very young Man indeed

CHAPTER IV.   Mrs. Haller

CHAPTER V.   Mrs. Haller at Home

CHAPTER VI.   Contains both Love and War

CHAPTER VII.   In which the Major makes his Appearance

CHAPTER VIII.   In which Pen is kept waiting at the Door, while the Reader while the Reader is informed who little Laura was

CHAPTER IX.   In which the Major opens the Campaign

CHAPTER X.   Facing the Enemy

CHAPTER XI.   Negotiation

CHAPTER XII.   In which a Shooting Match is proposed

CHAPTER XIII.   A Crisis

CHAPTER XIV.   In which Miss Fotheringay makes a new Engagement

CHAPTER XV.   The happy Village

CHAPTER XVI.   More Storms in the Puddle

CHAPTER XVII.   Which concludes the first Part of this History

CHAPTER XVIII.   Alma Mater

CHAPTER XIX.   Pendennis of Boniface

CHAPTER XX.   Rake's Progress

CHAPTER XXI.   Flight after Defeat

CHAPTER XXII.   Prodigal's Return

CHAPTER XXIII.   New Faces

CHAPTER XXIV.   A Little Innocent

CHAPTER XXV.   Contains both Love and Jealousy

CHAPTER XXVI.   A House full of Visitors

CHAPTER XXVII.   Contains some Ball-practising

CHAPTER XXVIII.   Which is both Quarrelsome and Sentimental

CHAPTER XXIX.   Babylon

CHAPTER XXX.   The Knights of the Temple

CHAPTER XXXI.   Old and new Acquaintances

CHAPTER XXXII.   In which the Printer's Devil comes to the Door

CHAPTER XXXIII.   Which is passed in the Neighbourhood of Ludgate Hill

CHAPTER XXXIV.   In which the History still hovers about Fleet Street

CHAPTER XXXV.   Dinner in the Row

CHAPTER XXXVI.   The Pall Mall Gazette

CHAPTER XXXVII.   Where Pen appears in Town and Country

CHAPTER XXXVIII.      In which the Sylph reappears

CHAPTER XXXIX.   Colonel Altamont appears and disappears

CHAPTER XL.   Relates to Mr. Harry Foker's Affairs

CHAPTER XLI.   Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich

CHAPTER XLII.   Contains a novel Incident

CHAPTER XLIII.   Alsatia

CHAPTER XLIV.   In which the Colonel narrates some of his Adventures

CHAPTER XLV.   A Chapter of Conversations

CHAPTER XLVI.   Miss Amory's Partners

CHAPTER XLVII.   Monseigneur s'amuse

CHAPTER XLVIII.   A Visit of Politeness

CHAPTER XLIX.   In Shepherd's Inn

CHAPTER L.   Or near the Temple Garden

CHAPTER LI.   The happy Village again

CHAPTER LII.   Which had very nearly been the last of the Story

CHAPTER LIII.   A critical Chapter

CHAPTER LIV.   Convalescence

CHAPTER LV.   Fanny's Occupation's gone

CHAPTER LVI.   In which Fanny engages a new Medical Man

CHAPTER LVII.   Foreign Ground

CHAPTER LVIII.   "Fairoaks to let”

CHAPTER LIX.   Old Friends

CHAPTER LX.   Explanations

CHAPTER LXI.   Conversations

CHAPTER LXII.   The Way of the World

CHAPTER LXIII.   Which accounts perhaps for Chapter LXI.

CHAPTER LXIV.   Phyllis and Corydon

CHAPTER LXV.   Temptation

CHAPTER LXVI.   In which Pen begins his Canvass

CHAPTER LXVII.   In which Pen begins to doubt about his Election

CHAPTER LXVIII.   In which the Major is bidden to Stand and Deliver

CHAPTER LXIX.   In which the Major neither yields his Money nor his Life

CHAPTER LXX.   In which Pendennis counts his Eggs

CHAPTER LXXI.   Fiat Justitia

CHAPTER LXXII.   In which the Decks begin to clear

CHAPTER LXXIII.     Mr. and Mrs. Sam Huxter

CHAPTER LXXIV.   Shows how Arthur had better have taken a Return-ticket

CHAPTER LXXV.   A Chapter of Match-making

CHAPTER LXXVI.   Exeunt Omnes








THE NEWCOMES

Memoirs Of A Most Respectable Family

Edited by Arthur Pendennis, Esq.

By William Makepeace Thackeray



CONTENTS


THE NEWCOMES


CHAPTER I.   The Overture—After which the Curtain rises upon a Drinking Chorus

CHAPTER II.   Colonel Newcome's Wild Oats

CHAPTER III.   Colonel Newcome's Letter-box

CHAPTER IV.   In which the Author and the Hero resume their Acquaintance

CHAPTER V.   Clive's Uncles

CHAPTER VI.   Newcome Brothers

CHAPTER VII.   In which Mr. Clive's School-days are over

CHAPTER VIII.   Mrs. Newcome at Home (a Small Early Party)

CHAPTER IX.   Miss Honeyman's

CHAPTER X.   Ethel and her Relations

CHAPTER XI.   At Mrs. Ridley's

CHAPTER XII.   In which everybody is asked to Dinner

CHAPTER XIII.   In which Thomas Newcome sings his Last Song

CHAPTER XIV.   Park Lane

CHAPTER XV.   The Old Ladies

CHAPTER XVI.   In which Mr. Sherrick lets his House in Fitzroy Square

CHAPTER XVII.   A School of Art

CHAPTER XVIII.   New Companions

CHAPTER XIX.   The Colonel at Home

CHAPTER XX.   Contains more Particulars of the Colonel and his Brethren

CHAPTER XXI.   Is Sentimental, but Short

CHAPTER XXII.   Describes a Visit to Paris; with Accidents and Incidents

CHAPTER XXIII.   In which we hear a Soprano and a Contralto

CHAPTER XXIV.   In which the Newcome Brothers once more meet together in

CHAPTER XXV.   Is passed in a Public-house

CHAPTER XXVI.   In which Colonel Newcome's Horses are sold

CHAPTER XXVII.   Youth and Sunshine

CHAPTER XXVIII.   In which Clive begins to see the World

CHAPTER XXIX.   In which Barnes comes a-wooing

CHAPTER XXX.   A Retreat

CHAPTER XXXI.   Madame la Duchesse

CHAPTER XXXII.   Barnes's Courtship

CHAPTER XXXIII.   Lady Kew at the Congress

CHAPTER XXXIV.   The End of the Congress of Baden

CHAPTER XXXV.   Across the Alps

CHAPTER XXXVI.   In which M. de Florac is promoted

CHAPTER XXXVII.   Return to Lord Kew

CHAPTER XXXVIII.   In which Lady Kew leaves his Lordship quite convalescent

CHAPTER XXXIX.   Amongst the Painters

CHAPTER XL.   Returns from Rome to Pall Mall

CHAPTER XLI.   An Old Story

CHAPTER XLII.   Injured Innocence

CHAPTER XLIII.   Returns to some Old Friends

CHAPTER XLIV.   In which Mr. Charles Honeyman appears in an Amiable Light

CHAPTER XLV.   A Stag of Ten

CHAPTER XLVI.   The Hotel de Florac

CHAPTER XLVII.   Contains two or three Acts of a Little Comedy

CHAPTER XLVIII.   In which Benedick is a Married Man

CHAPTER XLIX.   Contains at least six more Courses and two Desserts

CHAPTER L.   Clive in New Quarters

CHAPTER LI.   An Old Friend

CHAPTER LII.   Family Secrets

CHAPTER LIII.   In which Kinsmen fall out

CHAPTER LIV.   Has a Tragical Ending

CHAPTER LV.   Barnes's Skeleton Closet

CHAPTER LVI.   Rosa quo locorum sera moratur

CHAPTER LVII.   Rosebury and Newcome

CHAPTER LVIII.   "One more Unfortunate”

CHAPTER LIX.   In which Achilles loses Briseis

CHAPTER LX.   In which we write to the Colonel

CHAPTER LXI.   In which we are introduced to a New Newcome

CHAPTER LXII.   Mr. and Mrs. Clive Newcome

CHAPTER LXIII.   Mrs. Clive at Home

CHAPTER LXIV.   Absit Omen

CHAPTER LXV.   In which Mrs. Clive comes into her Fortune

CHAPTER LXVI.   In which the Colonel and the Newcome Athenaeum are both lectured

CHAPTER LXVII.   Newcome and Liberty

CHAPTER LXVIII.   A Letter and a Reconciliation

CHAPTER LXIX.   The Election

CHAPTER LXX.   Chiltern Hundreds

CHAPTER LXXI.   In which Mrs. Clive Newcome's Carriage is ordered

CHAPTER LXXII.   Belisarius

CHAPTER LXXIII.   In which Belisarius returns from Exile

CHAPTER LXXIV.   In which Clive begins the World

CHAPTER LXXV.   Founder's Day at the Grey Friars

CHAPTER LXXVI.   Christmas at Rosebury

CHAPTER LXXVII.   The Shortest and Happiest in the Whole History

CHAPTER LXXVIII.      In which the Author goes on a Pleasant Errand

CHAPTER LXXIX.   In which Old Friends come together

CHAPTER LXXX.   In which the Colonel says “Adsum” when his Name is called