THE TREES OF PRIDE

by Gilbert K. Chesterton



CONTENTS

THE TREES OF PRIDE


I. THE TALE OF THE PEACOCK TREES

II. THE WAGER OF SQUIRE VANE

III. THE MYSTERY OF THE WELL

IV. THE CHASE AFTER THE TRUTH








A MISCELLANY OF MEN

By G. K. Chesterton



CONTENTS


THE SUFFRAGIST

THE POET AND THE CHEESE

THE THING

THE MAN WHO THINKS BACKWARDS

THE NAMELESS MAN

THE GARDENER AND THE GUINEA

THE VOTER AND THE TWO VOICES

THE MAD OFFICIAL

THE ENCHANTED MAN

THE SUN WORSHIPPER

THE WRONG INCENDIARY

THE FREE MAN

THE HYPOTHETICAL HOUSEHOLDER

THE PRIEST OF SPRING

THE REAL JOURNALIST

THE SENTIMENTAL SCOT

THE SECTARIAN OF SOCIETY

THE FOOL

THE CONSCRIPT AND THE CRISIS

THE MISER AND HIS FRIENDS

THE MYSTAGOGUE

THE RED REACTIONARY

THE SEPARATIST AND SACRED THINGS

THE MUMMER

THE ARISTOCRATIC 'ARRY

THE NEW THEOLOGIAN

THE ROMANTIC IN THE RAIN

THE FALSE PHOTOGRAPHER

THE SULTAN

THE ARCHITECT OF SPEARS

THE MAN ON TOP

THE OTHER KIND OF MAN

THE MEDIAEVAL VILLAIN

THE DIVINE DETECTIVE

THE ELF OF JAPAN

THE CHARTERED LIBERTINE

THE CONTENTED MAN

THE ANGRY AUTHOR: HIS FAREWELL






UTOPIA OF USURERS AND OTHER ESSAYS

By Gilbert Keith Chesterton



CONTENTS

A SONG OF SWORDS

UTOPIA OF USURERS

THE ESCAPE

THE NEW RAID

THE NEW NAME

A WORKMAN’S HISTORY OF ENGLAND

THE FRENCH REVOLUTION AND THE IRISH

LIBERALISM: A SAMPLE

THE FATIGUE OF FLEET STREET

THE AMNESTY FOR AGGRESSION

REVIVE THE COURT JESTER

THE ART OF MISSING THE POINT

THE SERVILE STATE AGAIN

THE EMPIRE OF THE IGNORANT

THE SYMBOLISM OF KRUPP

THE TOWER OF BEBEL

A REAL DANGER

THE DREGS OF PURITANISM

THE TYRANNY OF BAD JOURNALISM

THE POETRY OF THE REVOLUTION








THE BALL AND THE CROSS

By G.K. Chesterton



CONTENTS


I.   A DISCUSSION SOMEWHAT IN THE AIR

II.   THE RELIGION OF THE STIPENDIARY MAGISTRATE

III.   SOME OLD CURIOSITIES

IV.   A DISCUSSION AT DAWN

V.   THE PEACEMAKER

VI.   THE OTHER PHILOSOPHER

VII.   THE VILLAGE OF GRASSLEY-IN-THE-HOLE

VIII.   AN INTERLUDE OF ARGUMENT

IX.   THE STRANGE LADY

X.   THE SWORDS REJOINED

XI.   A SCANDAL IN THE VILLAGE

XII.   THE DESERT ISLAND

XIII.   THE GARDEN OF PEACE

XIV.   A MUSEUM OF SOULS

XV.   THE DREAM OF MACIAN

XVI.   THE DREAM OF TURNBULL

XVII.   THE IDIOT

XVIII.      A RIDDLE OF FACES

XIX.   THE LAST PARLEY

XX.   DIES IRAE








TREMENDOUS TRIFLES

By G. K. Chesterton



CONTENTS


PREFACE


I.   Tremendous Trifles

II.   A Piece of Chalk

III.   The Secret of a Train

IV.   The Perfect Game

V.   The Extraordinary Cabman

VI.   An Accident

VII.   The Advantages of Having One Leg

VIII.   The End of the World

IX.   In the Place de La Bastille

X.   On Lying in Bed

XI.   The Twelve Men

XII.   The Wind and the Trees

XIII.   The Dickensian

XIV.   In Topsy-Turvy Land

XV.   What I Found in My Pocket

XVI.   The Dragon's Grandmother

XVII.   The Red Angel

XVIII.   The Tower

XIX.   How I Met the President

XX.   The Giant

XXI.   A Great Man

XXII.   The Orthodox Barber

XXIII.   The Toy Theatre

XXIV.   A Tragedy of Twopence

XXV.   A Cab Ride Across Country

XXVI.   The Two Noises

XXVII.   Some Policemen and a Moral

XXVIII.   The Lion

XXIX.   Humanity: an Interlude

XXX.   The Little Birds Who Won't Sing

XXXI.   The Riddle of the Ivy

XXXII.   The Travellers in State

XXXIII.   The Prehistoric Railway Station

XXXIV.   The Diabolist

XXXV.   A Glimpse of My Country

XXXVI.   A Somewhat Improbable Story

XXXVII.   The Shop Of Ghosts

XXXVIII.     The Ballade of a Strange Town

XXXIX.   The Mystery of a Pageant








ALARMS AND DISCURSIONS

By G. K. Chesterton



CONTENTS

Introductory: On Gargoyles

     I

     II

     III

The Surrender of a Cockney

The Nightmare

The Telegraph Poles

A Drama of Dolls

The Man and His Newspaper

The Appetite of Earth

Simmons and the Social Tie

Cheese

The Red Town

The Furrows

The Philosophy of Sight-seeing

A Criminal Head

The Wrath of the Roses

The Gold of Glastonbury

The Futurists

Dukes

The Glory of Grey

The Anarchist

How I found the Superman

The New House

The Wings of Stone

The Three Kinds of Men

The Steward of the Chiltern Hundreds

The Field of Blood

The Strangeness of Luxury

The Triumph of the Donkey

The Wheel

Five Hundred and Fifty-five

Ethandune

The Flat Freak

The Garden of the Sea

The Sentimentalist

The White Horses

The Long Bow

The Modern Scrooge

The High Plains

The Chorus

A Romance of the Marshes






ALL THINGS CONSIDERED

By G. K. CHESTERTON

1915



CONTENTS














THE CRIMES OF ENGLAND

By Gilbert K. Chesterton

1916



CONTENTS

     CHAPTER I

     SOME WORDS TO PROFESSOR WHIRLWIND

     The German Professor, his need of Education
     for Debate—Three Mistakes of German
     Controversialists—The Multiplicity of
     Excuses—Falsehood against Experience—
     Kultur preached by Unkultur—The Mistake
     about Bernard Shaw—German Lack of
     Welt-Politik—Where England is really
     Wrong.
     CHAPTER II

     THE PROTESTANT HERO

     Suitable Finale for the German Emperor—Frederick
     II. and the Power of
     Fear—German Influence in England since
     Lather—Our German Kings and Allies—
     Triumph of Frederick the Great.
     CHAPTER III

     THE ENIGMA OF WATERLOO

     How we helped Napoleon—The Revolution
     and the Two Germanics—Religious
     Resistance of Austria and Russia—Irreligious
     Resistance of Prussia and England—Negative
     Irreligion of England—its Idealism
     in Snobbishness—Positive Irreligion of
     Prussia; no Idealism in Anything—Allegory
     and the French Revolution—The Dual
     Personality of England; the Double Battle—Triumph
     of Blucher.
     CHAPTER IV

     THE COMING OF THE JANISSARIES

     The Sad Story of Lord Salisbury—Ireland
     and Heligoland—The Young Men of
     Ireland—The Dirty Work—The Use of
     German Mercenaries—The Unholy Alliance—Triumph
     of the German Mercenaries.
     CHAPTER V

     THE LOST ENGLAND

     Truth about England and Ireland—Murder
     and the Two Travellers—Real Defence
     of England—The Lost Revolution—Story
     of Cobbett and the Germans—Historical
     Accuracy of Cobbett—Violence of the English
     Language—Exaggerated Truths versus
     Exaggerated Lies—Defeat of the People—Triumph
     of the German Mercenaries.
     CHAPTER VI

     HAMLET AND THE DANES

     Degeneration of Grimm's Fairy Tales—From
     Tales of Terror to Tales of Terrorism—German
     Mistake of being Deep—The
     Germanisation of Shakespeare—Carlyle and
     the Spoilt Child—The Test of Teutonism—
     Hell or Hans Andersen—Causes of English
     Inaction—Barbarism and Splendid Isolation—
     The Peace of the Plutocrats—Hamlet
     the Englishman—The Triumph of Bismarck.
     CHAPTER VII

     THE MIDNIGHT OF EUROPE

     The Two Napoleons—Their Ultimate
     Success—The Interlude of Sedan—The
     Meaning of an Emperor—The Triumph of
     Versailles—The True Innocence of England—
     Triumph of the Kaiser.
     CHAPTER VIII

     THE WRONG HORSE

     Lord Salisbury Again—The Influence of
     1870—The Fairy Tale of Teutonism—The
     Adoration of the Crescent—The Reign of
     the Cynics—Last Words to Professor
     Whirlwind.
     CHAPTER IX

     THE AWAKENING OF ENGLAND

     The March of Montenegro—The Anti-Servile
     State—The Prussian Preparation—The
     Sleep of England—The Awakening of
     England.
     CHAPTER X

     THE BATTLE OF THE MARNE

     The Hour of Peril—The Human Deluge—The
     English at the Marne.



THE CRIMES OF ENGLAND

CHAPTER I. — Some Words to Professor Whirlwind

CHAPTER II. — The Protestant Hero

CHAPTER III. — The Enigma of Waterloo

CHAPTER IV. — The Coming of the Janissaries

CHAPTER V. — The Lost England

CHAPTER VI. — Hamlet and the Danes

CHAPTER VII. — The Midnight of Europe

CHAPTER VIII. — The Wrong Horse

CHAPTER IX. — The Awakening of England

CHAPTER X. — The Battle of the Marne

NOTE ON THE WORD "ENGLISH"






THE BARBARISM OF BERLIN

By G.K. Chesterton

First Published in 1914



CONTENTS

INTRODUCTION: THE FACTS OF THE CASE.

I. THE WAR ON THE WORD

II. THE REFUSAL OF RECIPROCITY

III. THE APPETITE OF TYRANNY

IV. THE ESCAPE OF FOLLY